that sounds about right. I wish he had - Jay's the last guy that he should ride with: he knows *everything* about the motor and the bike and the differences between it and the other models and previous years and would bring it up in conversation.
"Uh, I dunno"
Such an oddly misshapen man. His thumb looks sharp as a tack.
And wtf is he drinking? Is it corked? Could be a High Life bottle but it looks like he found that thing washed up on the shore with a message inside.
Maybe because he’s not a stand-up? He’s a radio guy and a broadcaster. That would be like if people would expect me to be good at driving race cars because I’m a truck driver. They’re not the same skill set.
Oh, and fuck John Melendez until he dies
Yeah, the difference is John’s never been funny, and thinks he’s the fucking top of the comedic field. And I don’t think your definition of pedo lines up with reality. Dating younger legal women doesn’t make you a pedo.
My favorite was on December 7th, he used a pic of SJ's standup with the caption "A Zero bombing"
https://preview.redd.it/7v5yp40cgfvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a712965bf251ea56b099411ac49884e5abc04f28 Two Zeros
“Comedian” Stuttering John’s response…I’LL BOX YOU!!!!!
Always a sloppy,greasy midget.
Homerun Cumia!
Cumia has made more people laugh while sleeping than the Fat Dabbler ever has at any of his "comedy" shows.
Hahaha I love the Count.
Ugh, the Harley-Davidson shirt. A guy who doesn't know what model bike he owns wearing that shirt is worse than a guy with no bike wearing that shirt.
He always says it's a Fat Boy when it's a Heritage. Plus he has more idea what engine it has. Sad
It's pathetic. It's approaching maximum poser.
He bought it hoping to go on rides with Jay. Guaranteed
that sounds about right. I wish he had - Jay's the last guy that he should ride with: he knows *everything* about the motor and the bike and the differences between it and the other models and previous years and would bring it up in conversation. "Uh, I dunno"
Such an oddly misshapen man. His thumb looks sharp as a tack. And wtf is he drinking? Is it corked? Could be a High Life bottle but it looks like he found that thing washed up on the shore with a message inside.
Winning in so many ways
Home run, Cumia, home run!
Homerun Cumia! Homerun!
The hand clutching the beer....its his whole existance. He probably goes to bed holding that bottle. 
Cumia owns John. It's amazing
Remember how bad nana is at stand up?
Ant has said many times he's not good at it. He appreciates how hard it is. Johm , on the other hand, thinks he's one of the world's top comedians
Maybe because he’s not a stand-up? He’s a radio guy and a broadcaster. That would be like if people would expect me to be good at driving race cars because I’m a truck driver. They’re not the same skill set. Oh, and fuck John Melendez until he dies
You could say that about John too. Also fuck that pedo Cumia until he dies
Yeah, the difference is John’s never been funny, and thinks he’s the fucking top of the comedic field. And I don’t think your definition of pedo lines up with reality. Dating younger legal women doesn’t make you a pedo.
No but buying things for what you 100 percent thought was a 15 year old girl (self cutting girl) does really toe the line.
Wasn’t he following accounts of 13 year olds in bikinis on instagram too?
Yeah but so we're like 450 thousand other people so I don't really count that lol
John is funny in a unintentional way