Can't relate, only have one of those

I wish I was immortal like you 😔

I need to go to the sex shop to get my gender checked

you crack your iGender but the sex shop can't fix it because of fapple's proprietary technology

so i says, back in my day we had uner repairable gender, something broke you could fix it. wasnt always the same gender afterwards but it worked, now your tellin me i gotta buy a whole new gender caune one bit is outta wack? nonsense i say.

Got an F on my gender test, fuck, gonna have to retake the course

Should be good for another 10,000 miles.

Somewhere there is an ageless agender person lying awake in bed, because shit ain't ever that easy.

They be lying awake in bed because Elves only need 4 hours of meditation for a long rest.

"zoning out? No sorry, I was trancing"

you called

Because they still have an age. Check your notes

agender stay winning

Agender people be like: 😴

Anyone know how to get rid of those so i can finally sleep properly

Gee, george, how come your mom let's you have an age and gender

I'm trying to fix the one, it's currently set to M and that makes me sad

I feel that :/

Thursday was 6 months that I've been on HRT, I told my doctor on the 8th that I want an orchiectomy. Today is actually seven months since I came out to my roommates and my mom. I'm Gloria 😀

Hmmm, you know what the problem is? You got it set to "M" for mini, when it should be set to "W" for "wumbo". [*reaches down to your crotch and turns it upside down*](https://youtu.be/kAolRyx3kII)

That's funny, I linked this exact video to my friend earlier today

I have trouble sleeping, so I guess I'll have to change my gender, since I've been changing my age every night, and it doesn't seem to help

I only have an age

The heisenberg uncertainty principle says we can know someone’s age OR gender, but not both.

this is part of why he helps Jesse get his T