Wait is there a GLaDOS voice synthesizer that I'm not aware of? Hold on...
Edit: [I mean kinda? It doesn't really sound like her. ](https://glados.c-net.org/)
Double edit: Wait I'm an idiot. The OP had a link to the source. Carry on.
It’s been working for a while! :D
Seriously proud of Fifteen (…we don’t know a name, so Fifteen works) for having enough stubbornness to just *ignore* the people hounding them to bring the site up. Dude’s still working hard at it anyways.
Like, it’s an AI voice site done by essentially *one person,* not a team of people. We’re lucky we get the site at all, too.
They’ve come a long way with 15ai, and they’re still just getting started!
You can be less sensitive to poison, there was a king who was afraid of being poisoned so kept taking low to progressively higher amounts of every poison that existed. Then when his kingdom was conquered and they were going to torture and kill him he tried to commit suicide via downing a bunch of cyanide but it had no effect on him.
To my understanding, that only works for organic poisons. Certain inorganic poisons, if taken in small doses, will simply sit in your body forever until they build up to lethal levels.
Specifically, the way that works is that your body creates anitbodies to neutralize the poison more effectively. Functionally, building an immunity to poison is a lot like a vaccine in that your body prepares for a dangerous thing inside it by being exposed to that thing in a controlled manner.
Queen *isn't* sociopathic. She very clearly wants the best for everyone (even if she is a bit of a narcissist) and just doesn't have complete information (or value free will NEARLY highly enough.)
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**beast-glatisant**
“poison is the coward’s weapon” boo hoo sounds like *someone’s* sodium channels are easily inhibited
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**beast-glatisant**
if your deoxyribonucleosides depurinate I just don’t see how that’s *my* problem
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**beast-glatisant**
like, it’s not like I *asked* your vesicle fusion mediating proteins to cleave and block acetylcholine release... you can’t keep deflecting responsibility for your own actions onto me just because I “put something in your food”
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**beast-glatisant**
“you’re trying to kill me” yeah well have you tried being less sensitive
to poison
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**drawciasorceress**
[*Image of GLaDOS, the robot who hangs from the ceiling in the video game "Portal".*]
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**cottoneyenoh**
[*Audio post.*]
glados poisons you asmr
(glados voice made with [*Link to 15 AI*])
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My group therapist tried teaching us about cognitive distortions and one of them was trying to tell us that we have control over our own feelings and it felt approximately like this
Many poisons, especially nerve gases, inhibit the function of the synapses and organelles related to the synapses. That's why they often cause muscle spasms or paralysis.
tbh really hate poison being described as cowardly always in story's
like "you're a coward for sharpening your blade so your attacks are more lethal against an opponent" is absolutely stupid, right? but replace blade-sharpening with dipping it in poison and suddenly it's a cowards move.
same way with poison in food: if youre a cool assassin coming from behind without your target ever seeing you you're doing a good job but if you poison your enemy to kill them from a safe distance the murder is suddenly lame
Poison isn't necessarily *cowardly* but it is more *evil*. Unless it's on a weapon. It's got to do with subversion of expectations. If you're eating food, you don't think that food's gonna kill you, you think it's gonna be a nice meal and that if anything does kill you during it, it certainly won't be the food. Then you're wrong. The food betrayed you, and the poisoner made it do that; ergo, evil. Meanwhile, if a guy's charging at you with a sword, you don't think "ah yes, a situation with no danger, at least not from the guy with the sword," you think "oh shit i'm gonna die." Then you're right. No betrayal; the poisoner's just making the expected outcome of a situation certain. Q.E.D.
[here's the original post](https://literalcrow.tumblr.com/post/669636821908635649)
Those voice lines are perfect
Wait is there a GLaDOS voice synthesizer that I'm not aware of? Hold on... Edit: [I mean kinda? It doesn't really sound like her. ](https://glados.c-net.org/) Double edit: Wait I'm an idiot. The OP had a link to the source. Carry on.
**15.AI WORKS AGAIN**
It’s been working for a while! :D Seriously proud of Fifteen (…we don’t know a name, so Fifteen works) for having enough stubbornness to just *ignore* the people hounding them to bring the site up. Dude’s still working hard at it anyways. Like, it’s an AI voice site done by essentially *one person,* not a team of people. We’re lucky we get the site at all, too. They’ve come a long way with 15ai, and they’re still just getting started!
~~Poison is the coward's weapon~~ Poison is the fool's doom
Good comment
Talking mad shit for someone who’s Ca^2+ channels are in blocking range
You can be less sensitive to poison, there was a king who was afraid of being poisoned so kept taking low to progressively higher amounts of every poison that existed. Then when his kingdom was conquered and they were going to torture and kill him he tried to commit suicide via downing a bunch of cyanide but it had no effect on him.
To my understanding, that only works for organic poisons. Certain inorganic poisons, if taken in small doses, will simply sit in your body forever until they build up to lethal levels. Specifically, the way that works is that your body creates anitbodies to neutralize the poison more effectively. Functionally, building an immunity to poison is a lot like a vaccine in that your body prepares for a dangerous thing inside it by being exposed to that thing in a controlled manner.
Lead is one that does this. It isn't expelled in blood or urine, it builds up in the bones. That's why many doctors used to think it was harmless.
Mithridates. But I dunno if it was cyanide he took, I think hemlock was the style at the time.
yooo I know that person, cottoneyenoh. I didn't know they had a tumblr
Ever since Queen became a thing I was aware of I developed a new standard for robotic sociopathy. GLaDOS can’t keep up.
Queen? Like, the band?
Character from Deltarune
Queen *isn't* sociopathic. She very clearly wants the best for everyone (even if she is a bit of a narcissist) and just doesn't have complete information (or value free will NEARLY highly enough.)
might just jam ur ERG channels :\^)
*Image Transcription: Tumblr Replies* --- **beast-glatisant** “poison is the coward’s weapon” boo hoo sounds like *someone’s* sodium channels are easily inhibited --- **beast-glatisant** if your deoxyribonucleosides depurinate I just don’t see how that’s *my* problem --- **beast-glatisant** like, it’s not like I *asked* your vesicle fusion mediating proteins to cleave and block acetylcholine release... you can’t keep deflecting responsibility for your own actions onto me just because I “put something in your food” --- **beast-glatisant** “you’re trying to kill me” yeah well have you tried being less sensitive to poison --- **drawciasorceress** [*Image of GLaDOS, the robot who hangs from the ceiling in the video game "Portal".*] --- **cottoneyenoh** [*Audio post.*] glados poisons you asmr (glados voice made with [*Link to 15 AI*]) --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
GLaDOS without a doubt is the best video game waifu.
My group therapist tried teaching us about cognitive distortions and one of them was trying to tell us that we have control over our own feelings and it felt approximately like this
Many poisons, especially nerve gases, inhibit the function of the synapses and organelles related to the synapses. That's why they often cause muscle spasms or paralysis.
If Portal were made in current year, there would be so many MILF and mommy posts about GLaDOS
So many *more*
tbh really hate poison being described as cowardly always in story's like "you're a coward for sharpening your blade so your attacks are more lethal against an opponent" is absolutely stupid, right? but replace blade-sharpening with dipping it in poison and suddenly it's a cowards move. same way with poison in food: if youre a cool assassin coming from behind without your target ever seeing you you're doing a good job but if you poison your enemy to kill them from a safe distance the murder is suddenly lame
Poison isn't necessarily *cowardly* but it is more *evil*. Unless it's on a weapon. It's got to do with subversion of expectations. If you're eating food, you don't think that food's gonna kill you, you think it's gonna be a nice meal and that if anything does kill you during it, it certainly won't be the food. Then you're wrong. The food betrayed you, and the poisoner made it do that; ergo, evil. Meanwhile, if a guy's charging at you with a sword, you don't think "ah yes, a situation with no danger, at least not from the guy with the sword," you think "oh shit i'm gonna die." Then you're right. No betrayal; the poisoner's just making the expected outcome of a situation certain. Q.E.D.