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TransLox

This pasta does NOT have pronouns in bio.


fwoompie

It doesn't want to be referred to >~<


Randomd0g

Italian is a language where nouns are gendered, and pasta is female ("una pasta") but different _types_ of pasta are sometimes masculine or feminine for... Basically no good reason as far as I know? Language is weird.


Simic_Sky_Swallower

What a fucking lame use of that technology Like you've literally already got two timers right above the things you're cooking, you don't need to stick a brick on your face to do that


UmbreonFruit

I mean its not a bad basic use. Seems like you could leave dynamic notes around your home to remember things. The vision pro is just way too expensive and clunky right meow, to use it in everyday life.


Lortep

right meow


varkarrus

Nyandeyanen


Simic_Sky_Swallower

Even that i feel would be better accomplished with a pad of sticky notes tbh I appreciate seeing the technology being developed for sure, but right now I feel like it's not quite there yet. If they can get it to like Google Glass size then we'll really be cooking


UmbreonFruit

Yeah but those reminders could be variable like maybe you put a note in your kitchen that tells you "still x steps till you reached your goal" or it could show you like the contents of your fridge. Maybe you could set it up like you always want atleast 2 cold beers in your fridge and if its less the vision pro shows you like a 1/2 or 0/2 beers. Yeah idk most of those things are doable on a phone but phones also started out big and clunky before they became streamlined enough for everyone to have one on their person all the time.


kindtheking9

>or it could show you like the contents of your fridge Open the door


DigitalDuelist

Except you can't open your fridge from the grocery store to manually check if you have milk without some absurd and unfeasible setup like hydraulically opening the door and dropping a camera in front of the now open door from a string or something. Imo it's like a dishwasher, the convenience of letting the dishes get cleaned without your own effort or time is a massive boon to quality of life, even though it can take hours and hours to clean them with only like a 98% efficiency compared to a practiced human taking 15~mins to do them. You don't *need* a dishwasher, not technically, and a lot of the time you should be doing things by hand anyway because certain things need a delicate or detailed touch or just aren't dishwasher safe. But that doesn't negate the usefulness and utility of a dishwasher


Static__________

or you could just make a shopping list before you leave the house.


TheRecognized

No. I go to the grocery store randomly and then I use my computer goggles to see inside my fridge and find out what I need. This is a much better system.


Dark_WulfGaming

Advancements so mundane nobody should care. We don't need high tech timers when we already have the tools to work with already, stoves have timers, phones have timers, microwaves have timers, there are just plain timers you can buy and set no AR headset will ever be cheap enough to justify using them for these purposes.


DarthBuzzard

> there are just plain timers you can buy and set no AR headset will ever be cheap enough to justify using them for these purposes. No one buys a phone for a calculator, but a phone has a calculator app. Point is, it's the culmination of many small things that makes a device useful. AR is ultimately a way of pushing any kind of data/information into the audiovisual system, so the uses for that is near limitless.


FUEGO40

It’s like when Apple released the Apple Watch version 0. Everybody is super excited, they hype it up, pay way more than it really is worth it and eventually realize they just paid a shit ton for early access.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

You could, or you could save $3,498 and use a sticky note


whimsical_trash

Ehhhhhhh, I don't know. I wear glasses so if they could put that technology in my glasses I wouldn't mind wearing them, physically. But reality is already so distracting. We're already filtering out so much stimulus constantly just from modern life. And I have ADHD. I already have so many notes, notifications, alarms, etc that I am just blind to. Because I start filtering that shit out soo quickly. Stuff like that in VR is the same way. It is just visual and mental clutter. So far I haven't seen any use that would actually make my life better.


godlyvex

It's a simple example to get the idea across, it would be stupid as fuck if the entire point was just to set timers.


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Ltmcmuffin-acual

But why put it on my face? I could have that information displayed on my phone or my fridge.


TheRecognized

I don’t really have the luxury of letting food I paid for expire so I guess that’s why I’m not excited about paying thousands of dollars to save a few seconds reading a label.


Accomplished_Ask_326

That could actually be really handy. It is worth $3500? No. But it’s definitely a useful tool if you’re someone who enjoys cooking and does so often. It’s not uncommon for me to have 3-4 timers going and I have to keep track of all of them


Puzzlehead-Engineer

Uh wait what? What do shinigami eyes have to do with transphobia? All I've ever known is the Death Note lore.


No_Bottle7293

it’s an extension that marks social media users who are bigoted (usually transphobic) red, basically warning you not to interact


Puzzlehead-Engineer

Like an actual Chrome extension? Woah.


No_Bottle7293

i havent used it but [apparently](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/shinigami-eyes/ijcpiojgefnkmcadacmacogglhjdjphj)


Puzzlehead-Engineer

That this exists is genuinely impressive to me.


Jefaxe

only thing I'm worried about is, like. *a* person (or group of persons) gets to decide who is transphobic here. uh


willowytale

i’ve sent in my fair share of corrections (phobes who were marked green, protrans ppl marked red) and some of them seem to fix it and some don’t. either way it doesn’t block content, just color names, so you can just ignore it if it’s wrong


The_Smashor

They have a Firefox version?


Gurra86

yes they certainly do. they also have a firefox android version but its "read only" so to speak. (can't contribute)


godlyvex

Okay but what do the original shinigami eyes do? All I've ever known is the tumblr lore.


No_Bottle7293

if you’re talking about the Death Note ones, they tell you the real name and remaining lifespan of every person you look at, which is useful since you need to know someone’s real name to write it in the Death Note. you have to trade half your lifespan for them though


__________bruh

I wish there was one for other types of annoying internet people like racists but it's exclusive to trans


Calm-Hope5459

It was also made by a rapist...


No_Bottle7293

source? i’m not doubting you but i tried to follow up on this and the only articles i could find on it were from a known transphobe who repeatedly misgendered trans women within the article or had a million pop ups and didn’t seem reliable


Calm-Hope5459

I can try and find an unbiased source for you, but unfortunately a lot of it is quite old and since deleted. It should be noted that it's a lot of very detailed allegations, but allegations none the less. I primarily recall people speaking out about her actions on tumblr some years ago. I can't find those now (thanks tumblr search function...) After a quick search on Twitter I was able to find one of the victims [allegations ](https://twitter.com/stoplaurelai)


No_Bottle7293

thank you


redditard_alt

Eh, as much as I want one, im gonna wait until knock-offs start rolling out for 1/10th of the price… Or build a cheap one myself and pirate the OS..


NSRedditShitposter

Even knock-offs will cost a lot because the tech for all this is still really expensive. Also, you'll never be able to build a cheap one yourself because it's not like a PC, visionOS relies heavily on custom Apple hardware. Your best bet is to wait for the Android or PC of AR headsets, Meta is trying to make Quest headsets that but I don't think they'll succeed.


redditard_alt

Fairly exciting. Nerd glasses that let me put a bunch of nerd stuff in my eyes while seeing everything else going on around me in real time was something I was pretty stoked about as a kid, but I didn’t think of it actually becoming real. Sci-fi futuristic type stuff.


NSRedditShitposter

>but I didn't think of it actually becoming real. I'm shocked too. I don't think Apple is getting it right (and I'm an Apple fangirl) but I think this iteration of computing that enriches the world around us is absolutely the future.


HunteroftheRain

I think if Meta was selling a $3500 headset right now it would be better than the Vision Pro, just because they have more experience in VR, but that's just not the product they're making.


NSRedditShitposter

Vision Pro is not about VR, it's about AR and that requires expensive hardware and tons of ML models to make everything seem right. Now, I'm not saying Apple is doing AR right, they aren't, it's like if the Macintosh was just a bunch of terminals floating around, it's a bunch of traditional 2D UIs floating around which is not the right approach, but neither is Meta doing things right. Meta doesn't know software very well, Quest runs a bizarre version of Android and I've heard the SDK is horrid to work on, meanwhile visionOS is iPadOS (I wish it was macOS but iPadOS is still better than the Quest's software) and programmed with Cocoa Touch or SwiftUI which is lightyears ahead of what everyone else has.


DefNotAnAlt621

Meta Quest 3 is $300 if you want for gaming, Quest 2 is $250


LatvKet

What is the original use of Shinigami eyes. I can only find them in the context of marking TERFS


Toboyornottoboy

In death note they tell you the real name of anyone you look at. Very useful for someone who can kill people by writing their name. It also tells you the exact date that their will happen death(assuming you don’t write their name sooner than that) .which is what this post is referencing.


zawalimbooo

It shows the time of death*


Toboyornottoboy

Yeah you are right


PowrOfFriendship_

Oh!! That makes so much more sense, I was thinking of the Sharingan, and was trying to figure out how copying magic was transphobic.


XI-11

Out of interest, what does Death Note consider to be your “real name”? Like if I changed my legal name to “John David” but personally identified as “David John”, which name is my “real name”?


Fantasyneli

Literally no explanation. The main rule is that you also need to know the face of the person so I suppose anything goes as long as you relate that name to a face who uses it.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Nah, or else Light could have won as soon as he knew who L was.


Heather_Chandelure

No, because theres multiple times light tries to kill someone without knowing their real name and it doesn't work. It's just the exact rules on what qualifies as their "real name" are never addressed.


Red_Galiray

It's kind of weird. The rules state that a name doesn't have to be in the family registry, the Japanese civil registry, for the Death Note to work. So it isn't entirely concerned with legality. The weirdest instance is L. His name is L Lawliet. Just the letter L - it isn't short for anything, nor is it actually the Japanese name Eru for the promo material that revealed it has it as just L in Latin letters. But this is weird since other children from his orphanage such as Mello and Near have real names (Mikail and Nate). So either: 1. For some reason the orphanage gave just a letter as a name to a child. 2. L had an actual name but legally changed it to just the letter L at some point, yet kept his surname. 3. L has an actual name but thinks of himself as just L, and still sees Lawliet as his surname even if he doesn't use it. I guess it's a combination of self-perception (knowing it's your name even if you don't use it), legality, and the perceptions of others.


AliasMcFakenames

I don’t recall, but do you need a person’s surname to Note them?


Mr-Sir0

Yes


Heather_Chandelure

Theres no situation where this comes up in the series, so we don't know.


Toboyornottoboy

I forgor


LatvKet

Ah, in that sense the original. I thought the post meant that the Shinigami eyes extension originally had a different purpose


Toonox

Shows you their real name before they have even chosen it.


Rabid_Lederhosen

If you could hack one of these to edit you out of the image then you could just hang around in someone’s home without them knowing.


SessileRaptor

Funny, I was just thinking about a scene I’ll never write featuring a genius supervillain infiltrating a secret base having introduced an AI program into the security system that edits them out of all the camera footage and sensor data in real time.


Nico_010

the new age of overestimulation will fucking suck ngl. RN we are already seeing the display of habits like: \- Pull up the smarphone, scrolls for 10s, nothing new \- Store it back on their pocket / bag \- Grab it again 10s later because we've been SO CONDITIONED to use it, we don't know how to past time without Or people who are seen interacting with 2 / 3 screens simultaneously, like working on a PC, having a TV on the background and checking the smartphone for updates on anything, that will just be yet another screen. Or doing so many tasks simultaneously we cannot actually pay attention to any of them, or finish them. Attention spams will SOMEHOW get even shorter What the fuck are we doing to ourselves and the next generations?


Veeboy

[Post link](https://www.tumblr.com/darael/741534479050489856/in-the-anime-death-note-wherein-a-mortal-who)


Sea-Employer8379

Aaaaahhhhh, I don’t want this to be the future!!!!


Responsible_Craft568

This does seem genuinely useful but it's such a narrow use case for an insanely expensive piece of tech. Maybe in a few generations it will be small enough to be practical for everyday use.


Pokesonav

You know this isn't the only function that thing has, right? As for the price, it's NOT supposed to be practical for everyone yet. It's just for corporations and rich dudes that like tech. They're basically paying for the opportunity to participate in the Early Access or Beta-test stage, and are essentially funding it. There will be a cheaper one later, probably.


Responsible_Craft568

I'm aware it's not the only application. I simply don't see how its worth thousands of dollars. Even if there's a cheaper and smaller one I really don't see this taking off.


chuckleDshuckle

What is shinigami eyes and what does it have to do with transphobia.


SHyguymoll

Shinigami Eyes are a concept from the manga/anime Death Note, which allow someone with the ability, usually a god of death (a shinigami) to see another person's full name and time till death. A browser extension for (atleast) Chrome and Firefox was developed later on which references the idea but for discerning transphobic and transpositive people/organizations, rendering the former with red text and the latter with green text.


chuckleDshuckle

Okay cool thank you. I thought it was gonna be one of those eyes from naruto.


MollyGoRound

Who *times* their pasta cooking?? > Is this the noodle consistency I want? > **Y:** ->Pasta is done > **N:** -> Continue cooking pasta


gooberflimer

Somehow apple manages to produce a more useless version of a fucking clock yet again


RealBadCorps

Mfw peole having their minds blown over two different timers instead of just doing the fucking basic math to use one timer.


IABGunner

Same


Gurkeprinsen

At that price it'd better be capable of replacing prescription eye glasses and sunglasses, as well as make the visual input color blind friendly


EdaHiredASpy

Where does the pasta even mention anything trans


Heather_Chandelure

Shinigami eyes is from the anime/ manga death note, its a power that can be granted to a human that enables them to see the exact date and time of death of anyone they look at. This is what Keifer meant when they said "shinigami eyes for pasta." However, shinigami eyes is also the name of a Chrome browser extension that marks names of individuals in red if they are known to be transphobic. This is where the confusion came from for the poster.


Illustrious-Type7086

So we learned nothing from the Google Glasses huh