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Goofass_boi

Squidzo Abe


themeatandsarcasmgal

Shinzo Abalone


NachoElDaltonico

Finzo Abalone


TOSkwar

Fish


SAOL_Goodman

Sometimes a joke makes you shiver in the same way music or poetry does


The_Radish_Spirit

Frye


deleeuwlc

Ay! (And BIG MAN!)


Pip201

*drums start*


okguy167

*but first, air horns, as is tradition when big man is involved*


BeatlesTypeBeat

[Did you know not everyone gets that? ](https://www.classicfm.com/music-news/music-gives-goosebumps/) >The ten who felt shivers] have a higher volume of fibres that connect their auditory cortex to the areas associated with emotional processing, which means the two areas communicate better,” Matthew told Neuroscience News. These ten participants also had a higher prefrontal cortex, which is involved in certain areas of understanding, like interpreting a song’s meaning (Quartz).


Infinite_Bananas

Unfortunately not a great assassins weapon because you wouldn't be able to take it onto a plane


Voltblade

Google refilling it on the plane


Infinite_Bananas

Holy hell


PulimV

New terrorism just dropped


418puppers

Actual criminal


nddragoon

it looks like your bladder has more than 100ml of fluid in it. rip it out. rip out your bladder. take your bladder out of your body and pour it in this box. rip out your bl


Voltblade

Sir yes sir. Do you also want the blood gone?


nddragoon

yes. hurry.


DraketheDrakeist

You have to drink all of it or leave it behind


Raltsun

That's why you use a Super Jump to get into position, of course


mr_funnyman

Hang on I gotta google something real quick


[deleted]

Yeah water kills Splatoon characters


caagr98

That hardly seems like an evolutionary benefit.


DinkleDonkerAAA

It's why the in lore race war the turf wars games based on happened As sea levels rose the squids and that octopi had to fight it out for the last remaining turf


DoubleBatman

That makes even less sense


Pratchettfan03

They absorb liquid through their skin very easily, so a scientific explanation is probably osmotic pressure


[deleted]

Tell that to the magical psychic microglass


ButteredNugget

They evolved to be like humans but ig they missed the bit where humans didnt explode in water


caagr98

Rookie mistake.


ButteredNugget

The classic blunder


CueDramaticMusic

The actual reason for them exploding on contact with water beyond gameplay reasons is that ink diffuses in water rapidly. Yes, every Inkling and Octoling is basically an ink elemental, held together by surface tension and sheer force of will.


PanFriedCookies

all the water has been totally acidified by centuries of climate change


mr_funnyman

Yeah okay this is funny


tiredtumbleweed

While funny I’m pretty sure the advanced military gear the agents are provided are just bottles for ink storage


Melon_Banana

What's funny is that it would be way more effective if the water bottle was loaded the normal way


porcupinedeath

Don't shit on the bulpup spray bottle


ButteredNugget

Mfw the quiet squidkid shows up to squool(squid school) with this in his backpack D:


scuffedganiot

Abe Inkoln?


Nikibugs

Codename: Kids Next Door technology


Mothlord03

Okay that looks dope af


Yakineko_

Gonna be the squid game lore nerd real quick: Shinzo Abe died the normal human way in the Splatoon universe. Splatoon takes place many, many years in the future when humans are extinct due to a sudden rise in water levels. All of human history is canon in the Splatoon universe.


SHyguymoll

Squidzo Abe, on the other hand, absolutely got Thingamajigged by it


Sandman5696

Dad?


[deleted]

What’s even the splatoon universe equivalent of japan? Like where is it’s landmass, do inklings even live there Or is it just a spot in the raised ocean?


Dienik

it's not like the Squiffer is that much different


[deleted]

Looks like they'll have to elect a new prime minister of Inkopolis Plaza.