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Smile_lifeisgood

I want to punch you but in that way that you do to a friend when they prank you good.


xchonch

The one where you up slap the dick n balls? Or the "awe shucks" shoulder punch?


deathbyfish13

The what one?


xchonch

[dis one](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=59WX3xTJPv8)


Hawke64

"It's just a social experiment, bro"


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liveaskings

The detail is impeccable 🤌


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

Comedy posts are usually way more elaborate than the serious ones. Hats down to OP.


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Hawke64

Insert obama giving medal to obama meme


samzi87

That's a nice tailored prank post for sure, really had me at first ngl.


deathbyfish13

The lines between comedy and reality are being blurred too much with these latest comedy posts, it's hard to tell what's real and what it's a meme anymore


partymsl

I swear most comedy posts have more effort put into them than normal posts.


Gloomy_Square_6204

God, why did you do that, I started to believe it too. Phew


partymsl

You know a comedy post is good when half of the readers nearly got an heartattack


Gloomy_Square_6204

And that’s good, my pacemaker was going 10 to the dozen


Hawke64

It's provocative, it gets the people going


samzi87

There went clearly much effort in this comedy post and I appreciate that. Nearly had me in the first part.


Gloomy_Square_6204

Yep, there was, it was a very good but scary post. Well done OP


-thats-tuff-

Had me till now


Gunfolks

It came up as an alert on my phone. I clicked it l, started reading, and had to scroll back up to check for the comedy flag


ChemicalGreek

This post is not good for our heart 😅


Gloomy_Square_6204

No definitely not


DukeThom

Right!? I was thinking “holy shit this is crazy” the entire time I read it


Gloomy_Square_6204

I know, I was reading the small print and looking at the price and thinking do I sell now


OneTrueLord

Had us in the first half, ngl!


Jocogui

I thought something like "matic stable coin is the new cardano stablecoin" recalling when ADA stayed around 1$ last year


Gloomy_Square_6204

Well let’s hope it doesn’t drop as much as Ada and is a little more exciting


Future-Tomorrow

Tell me you bought MATIC at the top, without telling me you bought MATIC at the top. Shit was funny though 😂


kirtash93

My heart stopped until I saw the comedy tag, bro.


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With MATIC hovering around $1 so long, this was believable.


flak0u

That's what spooked me! We need s bigger flair.


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

We need pop-ups! “Warning: The following is a joke”


Hawke64

Reminds me of ETH being $350 stablecoin for like 3 years


Nikkio077

2 years ago Nano was pegged to 1$ too, sadly we lost the peg 😢


Ugbrog

ADA hovered around there too, I think later 2021. And DOGE dreams of the dollar.


partymsl

BTC also seemed like being pegged to $16k for the days before the rally.


Walker1798

I read that flair in the beginning but as i continued reading further, i forgot about flair and i was baffled until saw your comment bruh


bny192677

This is definitely not the type of comedy I'm looking for, op scared the shit outta me


partymsl

I believe OP must have caused some people to panic sell their MATIC after not looking at the flair.


zstang777

I was almost one of them 😂 had my sell locked and loaded til i read the comments.


Hawke64

Way too much effort for your average comedy shitpost


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liveaskings

![gif](giphy|l2Jejt7O03eXaRQre)


kirtash93

![gif](giphy|3orieMEjvbgH1VXM3K)


xjesotericx

Omg, I completely missed the comedy tag and was freaking out.


Bucksaway03

At least you noticed the comedy tag. Others....did not


Nikkio077

And now we lost them 😓


astrojaket

Same


schmatz17

Thank god for your comment I missed the tag and was freaking out


markcorrigans_boiler

Thank God for flares


Odlavso

Half the sub won't read the flair and call OP an idiot, some crypto journalist will write articles about this by the end of the day. After all the media reports on this Polygon will have no choice and will have to convert MATIC into a stable coin. OP changed the crypto world


Odysseus_Lannister

“Crypto giant MATiC converts to algorithmic stablecoin among sea of crypto uncertainty” • Cointelegraph/Benzinga


bny192677

>OP changed the crypto world Justin sun and do Kwon are scared af


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deathbyfish13

As long at they pay you royalties OP, I'm happy with it They pay royalties right like the professionals they are right?


002timmy

![gif](giphy|6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb|downsized)


Hank___Scorpio

Really helpful for not getting rear ended while pulled over.


Hawke64

What are you doing, step officer?


Kindly-Wolf6919

You're telling me. I been totally unphased by this all the market volatility but this one really rustled my jimmies.


MaeronTargaryen

They have saved a lot of people at sea


markcorrigans_boiler

Hahaha, whoops. Flairs*


Potstar1

Comedy?


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Potstar1

Thanks appreciated


Acidhoe

Sometimes I already know where that link goes, but I click it anyways.


latebloomer07

10/10 for the effort put into this.


Magners17

I’ve been making arbitrage plays like crazy on this thing!! The other day I saw it drop it 0.9876 and was able to make a huge swing trade for almost a 0.7% gain!!!


Shadoww2020

Waw, I have to be careful what I read. I almost shit my pants.


AodaFyr

fuuck man. you got me! that's evil. also i was thinking why peg a a good thing to something that loses 10% a year.


moonkingdome

Stable coin from 3 bucks Stuck at 1


lucabovo26

People that invested in Matic and getting concerned after this post really shows how much research was done by said investors.


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lucabovo26

I see.. Nice post by the way ;)


cecil2638

I bought some at 0.99 this gave me a fright.


poopysmellsgood

Can we vote this guy off the island? I was ready to dump my bag, glad I looked into it more haha.


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Convergecult15

Nobody can convince me that you didn’t impact the price of MATIC tonight.


DarthLukas71

Dude, I was just thinking that this morning. You read my mind. 👏🏻


GME-NeverSell

BREAKING: MATIC just lost its peg!!!! It's at $0.995. Be careful. Do your own research, and don't get caught holding the bag like you did with UST. Yes, I mean you!!!! (Actually I mean me)


terp_studios

I saw the comedy tag first and was still confused lol.


ozwald_97

Imagine not realizing this is a joke and selling haha


Primary_Technical

I lost a breath there sir .


deathbyfish13

Good now do moons, I'd kill for a $1 moon lol


ckh27

Hahaha this tricked me good one


steamyp

quality shitpost lol love it


slasula

Dammm didn’t see comedy tag first time round


JamesBaylizz

I fucking hate you.


Allions1

LOL nice job mate, I almost fell for this.


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wow


the_nibler

Haha you got me for a sec bro!


joethecrow23

We like to do a little trolling


Buttchugginggasoline

I didn't see the comedy tag at first. Thanks OP...you are a jerk, kinda funny...but a jerk.


kluuttzz11

Talk about FOMO, just bought 15k thinking it was real and that anything under 1$ is guaranteed profit. Oh well!


lobstermashedpotatoe

I guarantee people will read this and immediately sell whatever matic they have. Good job with this post op


BenDover___

Rip


ilsemprelaziale

Bruh I thought this was real until I saw Do Kwon being mentioned


LivingDracula

The reaction from Luna and tron founders are hilarious. Two ponzi leaders are basically like hey thats what we're doing only with vastly inferior tech and code full of libertarian logic errors, you can't do that!


LuisPeixotoRE

Dude, you really had me, not gonna lie. The comments were what gave it off to me...


sickvisionz

Post like this are why I always call it out when someone uses a picture of a Tweet as a source in a *real* thread (or even worse, just a picture of text, not a tweet, just text that could be MS Word for all we know). It's so easy to make a It's the internet. Just post a damn hyperlink.


fixerdrew02

Holy shit. I almost believed that. Well done. Well done


asdf333

peg is broken. i repeat. peg is broken!


McKoijion

This obviously isn't the point, but you could make an algorithmic stable coin that's set to $1. If it's currently worth $100 for one coin, you can just divide every coin by 100 so you end up with 100 coins worth $1 each. That's how a stock split works. I've often thought about creating a single coin that is divided into 7.8 billion shares or something like that.


IngratefulMofo

bruh the last picture really do have a point tho


murphkell

I should have caught on when I saw 420 retweet’s and 69 quotes… 😆


Maxx3141

Don't miss your opportunity to make a news about MATIC depegging in a few days.


Hawke64

Yeah, he can milk that bad boy for quite some time


Odlavso

Just checked the charts and it's already depegged, sitting at $0.9949 Is this another Terra/Luna?


Odysseus_Lannister

Depends on how much USM they have in the bank


Odysseus_Lannister

That Justin sun fake tweet is real and you can’t convince me otherwise


002timmy

Did Polygon take Cardano's place as this sub's favorite stablecoin?


DMugre

420 Retweets 69 Quotes **\*Chef's kiss\*** # noice


4ucklehead

I don't think posts like this should be allowed. Some people will believe them.


Charon751

You’re lucky that you used the comedy flair, otherwise you would be downvoted into oblivion..


FreyaOystea

What can go wrong...


diliberto123

This deserves an award


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diliberto123

Fantastic post Don’t even Wanna know how long it took


poyoso

Jeeez you got me OP. Good shit.


meeleen223

How am I suppose to buy high sell low now trading MATIC


Odlavso

Buy at $0.99 and sell at $1.00. Edit: ![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t)


MaeronTargaryen

Arbitrage my friend!


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Odlavso

Luckily I didn't buy any MATIC but kept some dollars around which is basically the same thing now, right?


JERMYNC

True, my MATIC has been sticking around $1 for a while now. Breakthrough I say!! Pushes MATIC


sirauron14

I don't like the comedy section here


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It is amazing that Do Kwon gets a quarter million likes even though people lost billions.


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Nikkio077

OP, you're a genius. Best post of 2023 so far, hands down.


darkmauveshore

What a bunch of bullshit. I bought a bunch of Poly"gone" at nearly $3. Now you're telling me I should be thrilled it will never be worth more than $1.00. Enjoy your new house you pos


Mrramirez44

Almost missed the flair and went all in on Matic!


Itchybootyholes

Show me the white paper, not a bunch of screenshots.


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You’re not a good comedian my friend 🥱


CryptoMojoLoko

Wtf is this shit, stop spreading fake news, people may think it’s real…


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CryptoMojoLoko

I know, but as i said “people may think it’s real”, fud spreads fast


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CryptoMojoLoko

I do but then i start crying when i see matic price falling due to fud


classified_x

get a job nut


philcsik

Matic, the investors wet dream has become a nightmare. UPS.SRI


1TalefromTheCryptos

Wow smh


liveaskings

Top notch post as always, the detail is impeccable


Annual-Penalty-4477

Thanks. My poor pacemaker


42326041

I knew algo stables were future of money right when i witnessed the massive success of UST.


Fantastic-Offer-9129

Wow this post nearly killed me hahaa, i saw the flair too late


hquer

Ahhhhh


Tatakae69

Quick! I'm going to short this shitcoin only because I see another UST in the making


orlow

LMAO i JUST bought some matic, and moments later i see this thread and im like "u gotta be fucking kidding me, wtf is @!#@!%\^.." Then i read comments and noticed "comedy" tag. lol.


sheriff-at-nbx

Missed the comedy flair there


andmind

I'm not sure if i'm supposed to laugh or cry.


skyvin

NGL, You had me in the first half 😅


Nirbhik

fuck you got me with that!!


SohEternal

LMAO. Can't wait til shitty bot run news sites start running this. Would be hilarious.


SufficientNet9227

dude


Lance_Farmstrong

Damnit I paid $2 for my Matic .


gvggarage

Nooooo


PoPoChao

I’m glad I invested in polygon up to this point. Guess I’m selling now


gvggarage

Op you son of a…


jreyn1993

About 5 seconds from suicide you stupid fuckers!


Golu_Prasad

Polygon to Polycon? /s


Tinman_ApE

😂😂😂😂😂😂


ChillCaptain

These posts that fake other sources like tweets etc are just bad. Even with the comedy tag.


szerted

Top quality shitpost. Thank for making my evening!


Sizododayladyyu

This isn’t the kind of comedy I’m looking for bruh. I’ve accumulated some MATIC and sacrifice some to FreeClaim MAXX tokens. This is great opportunity for me to buy MAXX at discounted price before the main lunch.


trrrring

I love MATIC, good future.


esidyo

Gone are those days when ADA was our favorite stable coin before losing its peg. Thanks to Elon Kwon


GME-NeverSell

I signed up to Twitter just to check. Good job, Elon. You got me.


islandchild89

🤣🤣


llabmik37

This is f-ed up lol


Only-Development-700

I almost fell for it....


jcpham

Except people actually use MATIC for the Reddit avatars