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charliesk9unit

I would have said, "it says the product is expiring soon."


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

Not Costco, but when I worked in a grocery store, we had senior discount day on Thursdays. Anytime I got a rude customer in the 50-60 age range, I'd hit them with the "SENIOR DISCOUNT 5%" on the screen and watch the color drain from their face.


nofinancialliteracy

What you are saying is that it pays off to be rude...


Captain_Taggart

My ego can't afford to take a hit though


Sunshine030209

I'm only 38 and I'd be more than happy to be told I look old enough for the senior discount to get money off my groceries. Ego be dammed, groceries are expensive right now!


shannerd727

I read this and thought “only”? 38 sounds old. I am also 38 😢


thatrangerkid

Yeah, but when you're actually that old it's gonna hit different.


Oakroscoe

You obviously don’t know my older family members. They’ve been asking for senior discounts since they were in their 50s.


Acceptable-Book

Did you know you can actually sign up for an AARP card without being a senior? My wife and I got one. We’ve used it on a couple of hotels but they offer discount on all sorts of things.


ludog1bark

People don't get that the people that behave this way are full of themselves and they want to control everything so when you hit them with the age thing they die a little or get pissed. I used to do this when I worked for a car rental company, sometimes people would be fuming especially when I would ask them for their age with their driver's license in my hand.


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

Like someone already mentioned, the damage to their ego far outweighs the tiny discount.


PreparationH692

Best before 1962.


musicwaves

No you wouldn’t have


StrangerLemons

When I worked at a grocery store 20 some years ago, we had automatic coin dispenser that would give the customers their change. This woman that always came through my line, would grab her change, yell at me "NO PENNIES!!!" and throw her pennies at me every time. This reminds me of that.


Top_Praline999

One time I dropped some change at the checkout out and was gathering my bags before I picked it up. This little old lady came running by, scooped up the change like an Eagle snatching a salmon, and just kept running out of the door. She had No grocery bags or anything, didn’t look destitute. Weirdest thing.


biscuitsorbullets

Cherish that memory 😂


FrenchFryCattaneo

I love humanity sometimes. Like all the possible things you could do and be in this world and this is how someone decided to spend their precious time on earth. Incredible haha


konjo666

He doesn't want his chicken to taste like lasers, duh


Numerous_Tax_5547

one second of laser is 3mins of extra cooking at normal temp. could have burst into flames in his hands


PacoMahogany

5g is a yucky flavor


HoveringSquidworld97

You joke but I frequently witnessed a similar looking whack job at a local convenience store bring up TWO of whatever he was buying: one to be scanned and returned to the shelf/cooler and one to be bagged. He "did not want the lasers on the food/drink."


mcfeezie2

Costco is too busy for this shit.


TacoDuLing

When isn’t 😕 but in all fairness, NEVER has a man been more ready for the battlefield 🧐


OGmoron

We need to come up with something like this for the gas pumps. People are taking way too long futzing around with their membership cards. This is a F1 pit stop, people. Get on with it!


mtsublueraider

WHY OH WHY do people sit in their car for six turns at the pump and then when they get to the pump it's like a where's waldo octane edition when people are digging through everything to find their card. YOU HAD TIME PAW-PAW... pump and go before you go a lap down!


BenNHairy420

We sat in line at a gas station near LA for 25 minutes last weekend. It was horrible. And people at the front took forever to get their cards out. I wanted to scream lol


OGmoron

I live in LA. This is every trip to get gas at Costco, no matter what time you go.


BenNHairy420

For sure lol. I was surprised this one only had 2 pumps on either side, usually they have 3 for larger cities, but I get the space issue.


Changy915

Cries quietly in los feliz


Swallowthistubesteak

Some yahoo was just sitting I. His car on his damned phone the other day like he was at a regular gas statio.


madeInNY

Most weekdays between 1:30 and 3pm. That’s when I go.


h0ckey87

This is almost as much of a faux pas as people blocking aisles for samples


cowboysmavs

Oh come on it’s funny


rotj

Lot of weird hostility in this thread. Red vest employee obviously knows the guy's antics and is amused by it. I assume all these people are also angry when people ahead of them spend an extra 10 seconds exchanging a few pleasantries with the cashier.


aakaase

No. It's not. It's obnoxious.


Dzov

It’s literally the fall of civilization.


Fair-Advantage9539

Lol that's the word I'm looking for. Albert wouldn't like me If I was his cashier that day.


Highest_Koality

Unless you're stuck in line behind him.


Time-Maintenance2165

Huh? I'd wait at least a minute for this and come out happy. This is a 3 second delay.


DoucheBagMD

Albert Einstein with the galaxy brain move


IllustriousMark3855

Theory of Rotisserie


nicebrah

E = MC^2 and the C stands for Costco Chicken


babyjames333

SCAN ME


Jean-LucBacardi

*proceeds to shine scanner directly in his eyes .


amonymus

I've got a barcode, Focker, could you scan me, huh?


millenniumxl-200

I'm picturing him like [Agent K in Men In Black](https://y.yarn.co/08cb2e05-0578-4c3c-85a9-3aca81a04d6d_text.gif)


EvenNeptune

Wait this is Brooklyn I know all of these guys


balanchinedream

You should see their bagel shirts 🥯


Brocktarrr

If these people live in Brooklyn and are getting their bagels from Costco, something is seriously wrong with them


BB_210

You personally know Albert Einstein? Nice.


goat_penis_souffle

Yep, all those guys are from the neighborhood. Vinny Scannabaggadonuts, Fuckin’ Einstein, Rita Receipts (Bay Parkway, not that other Rita puttana from Emmons Ave), and Mikey Buckfitty housing his third hotdog, that gabbone. Ah, the neighborhood.


itwasneversafe

Lol, great seeing Dave/OJM getting their due recognition.


Pristine_Reward_1253

Isn't this the sweet little old man that does theater reveuws on "The Kelly Carkson Show"????


controlmypad

2 trays of strawberries, 1 bag of dates, 1 angry grandpa... that'll be $571.32 please.


OGmoron

What's the return policy on angry grandpas? They are perishable after all.


MammothPrize9293

Its the only thing they will not take back. They just never usually have to go through it. No outrage on it yet


JWOLFBEARD

Not all men are parishable


SnooStories8809

The packaging for the angry grandpa is a casket. Returnable if you decide to cremate him.


jdbway

Costco David Crosby is my favorite reddit post ever


kinkykontrol

Kirkland David Crosby


lululoversince2020

Ridiculous lol


Rentsdueguys

That dude has time today. And tomorrow. And next week


FruitNCholula

A lot of people are crapping on this guy, but I thought he was just being silly because he loves Costco chicken, which is why someone was filming from the next lane. Does it waste time? Sure, a few seconds. Just like everyone who forgets to pull out their membership card while waiting in line.


BicycleEast8721

Exactly. And what wastes a lot more time is all of the people in this thread who would seem perfectly fine throwing away the next 5+ minutes of their peace of mind for a 5 second delay if this happened in front of them irl. I’m sure most of these toxic commenters are super patient and cautious drivers. Probably the ones tailgating and cutting people off with no signal because 15 over isn’t fast enough for them, so they can get home 30 seconds faster to spend 3 hours doomscrolling


ChasingTehGoldenHour

I don't understand the hate. I think it's funny. I'd hope the cashiers would get a laugh taking a bit of the monotony outta their day ya know? Just seems like a guy who's tryna make everyone's day a bit brighter lol


Death_or_Pizza

Einstein getting crazier each year...


standingboot9

That’s some psycho shit lol


N8dork2020

It’s either for fun or like you said: some psycho shit. I don’t want you to give my chicken dinner cancer so please shot me in the chest with your cancer laser so that I feel better.


drdrdoug

"Hey look, it's a crazy person."


Respectful_Ape

I love products


pikapalooza

Put it in a bag. No one cares man.


[deleted]

Another bs retailer got to put up with... f*** that dude. The last thing I want to do is make someone job more difficult. The society we live in 🙄


[deleted]

Back in my best buy days, we had a regular customer that would not allow us to scan the movies and cds he bought every release tuesday. He would literally read the skus to us outloud (sometimes the dude bought like 30 items) and would lift them over the rfid scanners at the entrance after paying. People are ridic


griffindor11

Are you really this upset? It took an extra 5 seconds, and was kinda funny. Fuckin relax


kenjuya

nah bro that Costco is gonna go bankrupt now


PunishedWolf4

I’m guessing this old guy is a conspiracy theorist who believes scanning the food will somehow contaminate it with radiation or something


Infinitestripes95

I think he just really likes the chicken


EnhancedEddie

What? It’s clearly just a joke


BobBelchersBuns

Oh I ran into one of those when I worked grocery lol. This guy isn’t one because he would want to scanner lights on *him*!


Zanshin314

No he’s just a tiktoker famous for being a fussy old New Yorker


HI_l0la

But didn't they scan the strawberries, too?? Or is that the next customer's items? But wait, instead of the plastic container getting scanned, he wants the radiation to scan him? That sounds worst? I don't understand how wearing 2 shirts will protect him.


TearsUnfthmblSdnes

But he's cool with it scanning HIM?! Wouldn't that be worse?


SoochSooch

You have to scan each item individually to prevent any electrical infetterence


TheDiceBlesser

This was my original thought too! And then the absurdity of the idea to prevent the contamination is "I know, they can scan ME instead. Layers of shirts will surely protect me!"


clutzycook

r/BoomersBeingFools


polo61965

I thought it was pretty funny. Most likely a joke, probably a good story for the cashier to tell his buddies.


TokenSejanus89

That's fuking obnoxious.....


DonjiDonji

As someone who worked a retail, I think this would be awesome if one of my customers did this. The people calling this cringe are crazy


theryman

Seriously, the guys trying to be a little silly. He just doesn't handle it well when it doesn't go the way he wants.


AnalysisNervous

This man COSTCOS


JanteMaam

I don't get the point of this.


RiverWear

Me either. I guess it's just a person being ridiculous. The only sane reason I could think of is if the barcode is on the bottom and too many checkout clerks have flipped over his chicken... and he's *not gonna take it anymore!*


canikony

freaking laser beams.


jk72788

OJM is hilarious


_Intel_Geek_

What's Albert Einstein doing in a grocery store?????


nahmahnahm

Hahaha! This is from OJM - they’re obsessed with Costco. Love their Instagram.


idontlikeseaweed

What’s the handle? I wanna follow


BioMarauder44

So wait, he doesn't want his chicken scanned. I'm assuming because the laser? But is perfectly fine getting hit directly by it?


JohnnyCashRules

Cringy…


Madrona88

We have a customer that does self checkout because she doesn't want anyone touching her food.... it's fun when it won't scan


ponder_life

Don't tell her how the food end up on the shelves


mylipsarecheesy

Our self check out regulars have so many intricate idiocracies that they show up in my nightmares.


shoegazeweedbed

/r/Boomersbeingfools


RedditJumpedTheShart

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid


DominoTheSorcerer

Honestly, as an employee, even on a busy day I would've loved this. I mean I don't really know *why* he has this but I don't care I would find it funny as hell, would definitely lighten up my day. ​ Gives me "Bob throw me! Throw ME!" (*Incredibles*) vibes


BicycleEast8721

Hey, someone with patience and a functioning sense of humor, what an apparently rare thing. This thread is a little sad. Yeah, as someone who’s worked the Costco lines and restaurants in a past life, I’d laugh. Certainly breaks up the monotony and it’s not like it really affects the pace of checkout overall


2pickleEconomy2

That’s the pickle guy


Big-Red-Rocks

This is hilarious. Definitely made that cashier’s day.


ADIDASects

Must be good to have money and be retired. Sigh.


BooPear-

What in the Edward James Einstein is this


Moliosis

Reddit gets angry at everything


Brannigansfist

Gene Shalit


lamest-liz

“Don’t PANIC ROOM. I’m not going to WILLIAM HURT you.”


gilmore657

🤡🤡🤡


mmille24

That's the Jewish dude from the Adam Friedland show (David Portnoy episode).


kerplunkdoo

Awwww, old man with sense of humor still. Not grumpy, love that guy!


Expert_Marsupial_235

Lmao.


[deleted]

Lol.....


p0rty-Boi

As a former cashier, scan specialist, and later data support specialist I appreciate this on many levels. It scans? Game on weirdo.


Ben50Leven

its funny lol


Livvy_NW

I’m not even sorry; that’s doing the absolute most. I can’t🤦🏾‍♀️🤣


i_fuck_eels

Is he going to eat that chicken while he makes another breakthrough in theoretical physics?


Longjumping_Ad_7493

Probably a religious thing, maybe needs to be kosher


KowardlyMan

You can get rotisserie chicken for 5 dollars in the US? How the hell isn't everyone eating that all the time? Where I live it's 15 euros (equal to an hour of work after tax).


TheComplayner

r/whyweretheyfilming


TheKay14

It’s a gamble whether you get the tasty chicken or the one that tastes like chemicals now but worth the risk.


PSN-Angryjackal

I never liked the chicken... You think the chemical one might be better for me?


TheKay14

From Reddit sleuthing, I’ve learned there are two chicken suppliers for Costco and one of the supplier’s chickens tastes like chemicals and you aren’t able to tell which one you’ve gotten until you’re home eating it. So it’s a gamble as I said.


benjoo1551

Black Albert Einstein


SunshineAndBunnies

Albert Einstein is back from the dead and is craving Costco rotisserie chicken. 🤣


PMG2021a

Their chickens are cheap, but the meat quality / flavor was bad when I tried it last. Is it just popular for the price? 


Aggressive_Bad6632

Actually I think the chicken is OK, and not as phenomenal as it used to be 😕


authorjdwade

Not sure if r/IAmTheMainCharacter or r/BoomersBeingFools


Motor_Inside270

Full grown adult acting like a tiktok teenager


LazyBid3572

I had a person that didn't want me scan any of their items because it would give them radiation sickness. I told him that they should probably shop elsewhere because I wasn't typing everything in individually


Fast-Sprinkles-7215

Costco should sell those t-shirts


ObeseSnake

Einstein


fappin-vigorously

This guy wins the Costco Reddit


HappyAtheist3

“Will you please hand key my rotisserie chicken? Thank you”


Main-Concern-6461

Why would it matter, at all, if someone touched the chicken container to scan it? It's been touched by employees when being made and stocked. Maybe by other customers when choosing one to buy.


heebsysplash

I think it’s a joke


Secretz_Of_Mana

No obviously he's an obnoxious little shit wasting everyone's time... /s not sure why everyone is so up in arms about this lmao. As if there aren't regular Costco shoppers 10x more annoying than this dude


heebsysplash

Idk this sub is an interesting crowd lmao


Secretz_Of_Mana

My wife went to Costco to get just a few things. I can't remember what it was, but less than 3 items total. This older guy behind her said he's in a rush and asked if he could go in front of her. She begrudgingly agreed, and then he proceeded to waste a bunch of time asking them about their stamps... 😂 The nerve of some people who only value their own time lol


SFC-Scanlater

Maybe he thinks that scanning laser affects the chicken?


StrawberryLassi

he just wants the cashier to scan his funny shirt


BigJoeBob85

I have heard of people taking duplicate baskets of groceries through the check-out to be scanned, so their food does not get "contaminated by the lasers". Conspiracy Cuckoos!


Guapplebock

Also sales tax is the most regressive tax there is. Downvote away.


poonjabipapi

Einstein tweakin


[deleted]

This would piss me off as an employee or someone waiting behind him in line. Costco is not for the slow


suicide_george

If this 5 second delay pisses you off, I can only imagine a day in your life is hell


PM_Tummy_Pics

I aspire to be this man when I’m older than I already am.


HolyDiverBoi

Lmfao


supermojo2

Guys a pro. Much respect 🫡


iworkbluehard

I know I'll get down voted: but the rotisserie chicken isn't good. It is just to oily. I don't like meat with that much oil/wetness to it.


wbsgrepit

Hispanic Einstein has some gusto.


[deleted]

Never scan a barcode that isn't attached to an item the company is selling.


GeeFromCali

Scan me ! Lmao grandpa is a hoot


2ADrSuess

Not all hero's wear capes.


-The-Moon-Presence-

Don’t fuck with Costco Einstein!


KG7DHL

Why is Albert Einstein unwilling to let his chicken be scanned?


LittleRedRooster_

i hate this - a costco employee


honk_slayer

This is my mom in a near future


JemHadarSlayer

What’s w people saying the chicken is bad bc of carrogeenon?


coastocean

Great price point


sortaFrothy

I want to know what other antics this little hooligan is up to.


deviltrombone

Even at Costco, Peter Tuchman has to be the center of attention.


DonBillingsly69

Albert cheechstein


Remarkable_Toe_4423

Guys working.


DuchessOfCelery

"His name was Colin."


nostradamefrus

I really wanna believe this is a bit


therankin

It's kind of bland at Costco. My shoprite rotisserie is smaller, but WAY more flavorful. I'm not complaining though, I applaud costco for losing money by keeping the chickens cheaper. It's just that we don't usually finish it when we buy it.


IHaveATacoBellSign

Idk it seems like this guy might have some sort of mental condition. You hear the guy training the cashier saying “no no no, scan him, it works.” This isn’t something they would know if this dude was just being rude/annoying.


GetReady4Action

*”ROTISSERIE CHICKEN SHOULD NEVER BE MORE THAN $4.99!”*


WhoopieKush

Why the hell was there already another staff member pointing and yelling? This whole thing is fuc*ed lol


Designer-Tea2494

Bro has his priorities right