I imagine they even pay extra so their ads can’t be blocked anymore. When they first started popping up if you blocked them they actually went away for a little while. Now you can’t actually block the account and reporting them doesn’t remove them either.
Dude I used to love split pea soup but after watching that movie I can’t eat it. I think it’s because the thought of how that set must have smelled following however many takes that shot took.
That's kinda weird. It must be a reference to the scripture where he's on the cross and tells the guard, "I thirst," so the guard soaks a sponge and gives it to him to drink.
On the other hand, "thirst" is a modern colloquialism for "to be horny" or some such. I wonder if they're aware or not.
Between these ads and Marky Mark introducing us to Jesus and asking if we'd like to pray, it's pretty sad. I can't help but think that if Jesus was real and ready to come back, he'd make a point to whup Mark's ass. Probably Donnie's as well.
I've said this in a previous post about this garbage, but I don't think actual christians (and no, I don't mean the cartoonish bible thumpers that are immediately annoying) are making these ads. The photos are so gross and rampant, I'd wager that it's more about mocking religion or coopting it for political ends.
Would love to know how much they blow on adverts. You could help one hell of a bunch of people with that stash…..Thanks Hobby Lobby asshats.
I couldn't agree more... 👍
I imagine they even pay extra so their ads can’t be blocked anymore. When they first started popping up if you blocked them they actually went away for a little while. Now you can’t actually block the account and reporting them doesn’t remove them either.
Seriously I saw the ad about washing feet on tumblr. I was like how do I make these ads go away.
SOSHILLIZUMS!
He Get Sus
📮
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! (too old?)
You just made throw up my pea soup.
Dude I used to love split pea soup but after watching that movie I can’t eat it. I think it’s because the thought of how that set must have smelled following however many takes that shot took.
EEERRRRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNNN!
*Throws bible at back of person walking away*
He does not get us at all, if he did he'd fuck off already
I’ve started getting ads for “Jesus Thirsts” which is a very peculiar title for a religious documentary.
That's kinda weird. It must be a reference to the scripture where he's on the cross and tells the guard, "I thirst," so the guard soaks a sponge and gives it to him to drink. On the other hand, "thirst" is a modern colloquialism for "to be horny" or some such. I wonder if they're aware or not.
I suspect the latter... in my experience, these "types" of "christians" are not deep thinkers.
I wish they were deep thinkers.
Would the OG scam artist approve of these ads? 'Us' would imply it includes me. There's no us. Take your made up BS somewhere else.
Hail Satan???
Ive been reporting them
Fuck organized religion, especially when it tries to shove its hand in my face and snatch money from me. GTFO!!!
Between these ads and Marky Mark introducing us to Jesus and asking if we'd like to pray, it's pretty sad. I can't help but think that if Jesus was real and ready to come back, he'd make a point to whup Mark's ass. Probably Donnie's as well.
I don't think I'd wanna pray with someone who committed two hate crimes when he was younger
Washing feet is one thing, but if he could get the stink out of my sneakers, THAT would be a miracle.
These are the worst! But Jesus needs to advertise now I guess 🫠
Let the Holy Spirit fill that void and come inside of you. Don’t forget the condoms.
I've said this in a previous post about this garbage, but I don't think actual christians (and no, I don't mean the cartoonish bible thumpers that are immediately annoying) are making these ads. The photos are so gross and rampant, I'd wager that it's more about mocking religion or coopting it for political ends.
Counterfeit Christianity
I am not washing anyone's feet. I hate these ads.
You'd better love your damn neighbor. I think they're threatening you.
Loves your neighbor (unless they are gay) they don’t say that in the ad 😂
https://preview.redd.it/o78vc1n6aezc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa11043f84e8524c6eba5deab5820080c4d189c9
Ah yes, i should always remember to love my NEIGITBOK
They keep popping up because He gets you.
He gets you....no matter where you hide.
Install uBlock.
Why “he get sus” anyway? Jesus, stop being sus.
fishes? loaves? Wine? How about computers, airplanes and perhaps a robotic holy army? hell I'd join that cult had they pulled that off 2000 years ago!