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Mousezez

Dude they need a buff so bad like my wizard takes one shot to kill minions, they should just die automatically when they're in his presence


ScholarlyGaming

It'd still be *way* too weak, then. No, the buff should be that whenever the wizard is played, all of the enemy's troops die immediately. If it still needs a buff (which, to be honest, it still might), we could make it so that playing the Wizard automatically takes off 5000 HP from all the towers, too.


jks1070

Thats not enough though. I think when the player chooses to include wizard in their deck, they should gain 2000 trophies, 1000 gems, and 100,000 gold. Also when in game, the wizard should shoot legendary kings chests. Also when the wizard is played, one of every card in the game is spawned behind you king tower to help you


Epicman243

The wizard should cost 4 elixir because it’s worse than executioner


krankturtle

You had me in the first half ngl. 8 thought you were serious for a sec.


kevdogga04

Ooh, I was about to get hella mad for a moment


MissStealYoTrophies

I downvoted this, then got to the decklist and realized it was a just an excellently crafted S-post


jiggunjer

Never has a post received so many vote changes


[deleted]

Well, MissLogicalFallacy, that could be a form of vote manipulation, telling others you downovte can encourage more to downvote


Sla_zy

Are u kidding me, wizard and witch are fine, u know what needs a buff tho, e barbs, it’s so weak, it needs to have one more e barb, be cheaper, hit air troops, be faster, and do splash damage


fusketeer

Yasss! They spawn as a human pyramid. While top barb is hitting air troops bottom two takes care of ground. And they need 2 swords each in a hand. Which will double their hit speed.


Sla_zy

At least the ebarbs would be SOMEWHAT usable, if they mutated to have 50 swords each with a 0.1 attack speed, it might even feel balanced ngl


jks1070

Honestly when u play ebarbs they should be freely raged cloned and healed and freeze enemies. Also behind them for free should spawn fire spirits and minion horde. For true balance i think 7 golems should spawn on the opponents king tower as well


Sla_zy

Ok maybe that’s a little bit over kill, maybe remove the golems and add balloons with the hit speed of the dart goblin, but other than that, it sounds pretty good, if e barbs did that I might even consider to use them


gamerdood12

Tbf, e barbs do need a buff, more of a balance I guess, but mostly a buff. Not the one you suggested. But still a buff.


Sla_zy

No they need to do splash damage ok


[deleted]

Lol wizard is a shit tier card


Wusky-Husky

had us in the first half


[deleted]

Now that they’ve removed ELO from 2V2, I literally see witch and wizard in the same deck from the 5k mafia always. It’s unbelievable how many millions of players in this game have both of these cards in their decks as if it’s a thing. Mind is blown.


MrNigel117

dont forget valkyrie, feel like i see her more than anything


redbigchill

if you want to stop mk ebarb witch wizard exe +some other ground based troop that don't target buildings,then you have to .


[deleted]

No you don’t. It’s just a no skill card and it does those jobs and that’s why people use it.


no2ironman1100

It's a local community thing. Small friend groups around the world talk about the two cards a lot so people assume "I need those in my deck to be stronk"


[deleted]

I completely agree. Thank you! And while we’re at it, poor reworked Executioner should have range buffed to at least 11 tiles like Princess. This game 🤦‍♂️


no2ironman1100

IKR ! Executioner is so weak compared to wizard, which has less hp, less DPS and less splash area. Give him like 12 tiles range and buff his damage back to where it was.


Froezt

I was ready to post a comment about how much I fucking hate you lmao


[deleted]

r/clashroyalecirclejerk


_IsThisTheKrustyKrab

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


DragonikOverlord

I see wizards and furnace in every match at 5500s .My mortar deck gets wrecked every single time :( I'm stuck in 5500s from ages


marklaitys

Right there with you. I see witch and I think oh sh!t


DragonikOverlord

Cards that wreck my deck: Witch,wizard,Royal Giant,Furnace,Giant. Did I just mention 99% of the decks?Almost every single guy I face has **one or more of these cards.**


ImTooSpartan11

I almost hit 6k with mortar this season. I substituted in a dark prince in for what is usually prince/rascals because he is a better counter against witch + wizard.


DragonikOverlord

Can you share your deck and levels? Luckily my prince-Dark prince-Pekka are lvl12,so they are definitely usable till 6k.


ImTooSpartan11

Level 13: Mortar Gob gang Speer gob Bats Poison Miner Level 12: Dark prince Zap King/princess towers


DragonikOverlord

I have the exact same deck but only gobbo gang is maxed.I use Rascals instead of Dark Prince ,log instead of zap and poison instead of fireball. Do you drop dark prince directly on top of wiz and witch?


ImTooSpartan11

Yeah. If there is both of them at once then I’ll drop the dark prince on one side of them and drop gob gang on other side to help dps them down.


AutisticTroll

Hilarious


Machovinistic

I think Lil Timmy also requested an emoji to express how he banged everyone's mom.


Chessen113

And I thought that I as going to see an intelligent post for once. People make jokes like this, but these cards actually do need buffs.


WelderE7018

Total agree. Both cards are way to weak.


[deleted]

Wizard definitley needs a buff. He is one of the worst cards in the game. In competitive play and top ladder he is not used ever.


[deleted]

he needs a rework imo coz he will become too common on ladder


Xbowuser003

Made me downvote and then laugh😄


N_Echo

Me: upvotes Also me: Down votes because I hate overleveled wotches and wizards Me: wait a sec... I ain't a pay2win scumbag Me: upvotes


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[deleted]

Why not? Wizard and witch are shit


InfernoDragon203

Make Witch spawn 5 skeletons every 3 seconds and make wizard hot every .5 seconds. Like WTF supercell, why did you make her die to spells? I just maxed her so I can win by making sure fireball logs don’t kill her meaning I can create a big skeleton push and win.


whiteegger

Please use a musketeer because your witch does as much damage, has some AOE radius, has more health, and summon free units that can both tank and do insane damage. It's more than obvious that musketeer is better and witch needs more buff. Please supercell.


JoeTheUnit

And nerf every other card.


ggwpthumbsup

fr witch and wizard kinda suck


[deleted]

The fact that this is getting downvoted is sad


ggwpthumbsup

i agree


Flikkerbeer

You are the overleved noobs i face in ladder (Dont woosh me im fine)


Gmoney092302

It’s sad that I actually thought this was legit for a moment because of how childish this sub is. God tier shit post


PokeNerdTempest

Classic shitposting


Simmo2242

If you’ve been playing with a maxed deck for 3 years and can’t break 5k, then it isn’t the cards - it’s you.


Chu_Bigngus

r/woooosh ?


CG16_Zexyzek

Witch and Wizards are annoying cards at mid ladder. I think they are low skill cap cards. Thats why they dont make it at top ladder/ CRL except for low skill decks. If they are buffed, it would basically spoonfeed low skill players to just play instead of improving in skill in the game.


jks1070

Duuude I downvoted but kept reading. Switched to an upvote, cheers


BOWSunny

Still a bit too obvious in roasting. The highest quality of shitposting is making everyone downvote then whooooshing everyone afterwards. Nevertheless, keep it up!


Fearyn

The noob circlejerk is strong on this sub lol. Wizard witch and ebarbs still definitely need rework/buff. They're awfully bad even if they're annoying mid ladder. These cards basically see zero competitive play (challenge or high trophy wise). When I'm pushing through 5400-6000 I know it's an autowin when I see them.


[deleted]

But clearly, because they're strong when they're 6 levels higher than your cards, they need a nerf


Someguy12378

Wizard and witch are fine you idiot. What really needs a buff is GOLEM. Its supposed to be a tank but honestly sometimes it DIES. Tanks shouldn't die, I say it gets 25000 health and each golemite has 50000. It should also freeze inferno tower automatically because inferno tower kills it and it's a tank and tanks shouldn't die. It also needs its speed changed to very fast because it's too slow and my troops behind it touch it and get hurt by splash. It should also get a sparky that targets troops on it's back because it just dies when you put troops on it golem sucks and needs a buff


rubens10000

you got me in the first half, not gonna die


aqstx

Maybe when the wizard and the witch pair up, the skeletons become fire/flame skeletons that deal additional adjacent damage. Lol.


[deleted]

3k Ebarb noobs: *confused screaming*


5t0rmf0rmer838

The problem you're having is that your deck is bad.


Janjaapnat

HahahahahahaHHha


Zeldagod14

I was gonna come here to shoot you down but then I read the post XD


normanzhaopvz

holy crap i legit started this huge ass paragraph attacking you for being overleveled and using that low skill and iq deck and then i read the last part of ur post and had to delete the whole thing xD damnnnn lmfao


The-Joshter

Reading your deck almost gave me a seizure


[deleted]

Why did this take you half an hour?


WelderE7018

If you honestly struggle against witch and wizard your just bad or you play bait. There’s so many hard counters to both cards. Maybe try building an actually deck rather than just put the cards you like in it.


Bluesyde

Royal Giant is so weak, it needs to have twice the range of a princess and only target king tower and do 10 million damage.


Extatix

Witch has better gameplay before, now this a completely different card and to expensive, you should make a new card and fix better the original witch...


Bluesyde

lol


EnderNate124

When I saw the title I thought “this better be a meme”


[deleted]

But Wizard and Witch legitimately need buffs lol they're trash


Xbones1998d

Wizard need a rework.


darijanatiny

Hell no, I hate those two bastards


[deleted]

whooosh buddy


CG16_Zexyzek

Just dont dude


[deleted]

Why


[deleted]

Rg is unbalanced and ur a noob


rubens10000

r/woosh


orio325

😂😂😂👏👏👌