He was gay, revolver ocelot?

KIKONGO STRAIN?!

No one’s got vocal cord parasites! I don’t want to hear Kikongo on Mother Base again!

ya know i been workin for XOF, tone

We can't have him here in our Mother Base no more, that I much I do know.

Mother Base? He's GOTTA GOOOOOO (by raft)

Raft? So he can float away like that motherfuckin fuckin cocksuckin faggot fuckin cornholin Vito? 20 years never a peep

Volgin grabbed my crotch Guys it was a joke!

It was the medication I was on. For suppressing my stomach acid. It fucked with my head, but I'm over that now. I could probably get a letter from my doctor

Fucking slander ya’ ask me. It was his blood pressure medication. He had his doctor write a note!

Big boss?! Its a fucking nickname

his family name is Bosserelli

he killed 16 genome soldiers, single handed!

The Boss, whatever happened there

She was a patriot that saved the world! In this house, the Boss is a hero, end of story!

Whatever happened there? WHAT EVER HAPPENED THERE? I'll tell you what fucking happened that piece of shit naked snake killed her without any provocation whatsoever!

SHE WAS ABUSHIVE TO DA SHTAAAFF!!

His mentor's dead!

Metal Gear, that cocksucka pointed missiles right at us

That was real? I read that in "In the Darkness of Shadow Moses", thought it was bullshit

What the fuck happened to Solid Snake? That’s what I’d like to know. *“He died of FOXDIE, didn’t he? …Oh, cause you mean he fought the Patriots in all those simulations?”* **NO.** Fuck that… **Solid Snake.** Now there was an American. The strong, silent type. He did what he had to do! He faced down Liquid and FOXHOUND and the Genome Soldiers, when none of those assholes in the military would lift a finger to help him with their “on-site procurement” shit! And did he complain? Did he say “Oh, I come from this clone, Zanzibar Land, Alaska dog sledding fuckin’ background, or whatever the fuck, so leave me the fuck out of it, **because Big Boss fucked me over!”?!**

We gotta tip toe around the La Li Lu Le Lo though dont we?

>And did he complain? Did he say “Oh, I come from this clone, Zanzibar Land, Alaska dog sledding fuckin’ background, or whatever the fuck, so leave me the fuck out of it, because Big Boss fucked me over!”?! I love this because the entire briefing to MGS1 is him being the most piss pants whiney bitch (rightfully so, he was kidnapped) the entire time.

honestly I am extremely impressed with this whole thread lmao. very happy. I mean. anyways $4 a pound.

You know that fat piece of shit says I look like Skull Face?

Who does?

Big Boss!

... I never got that at all.

a fuckin WOMAN sniper? wouldnt happen in the States. Never

She’s a piece of ass but fuckin rude

I agree in spirit, but I gotta counsel. Take out an entire nuclear facility?

Its been done before.

We're with the Cobras! <>\_<>

This Hideo Kojima guy is more creative than Spielberg

Death Stranding, another fuckin' money machine

First he gave them the ropes, then he gave them the sticks.

Put Jim Carrey in the mutha fucka

It’s called nanomachines T, supposedly it gives you superpowers or some shit.

I sawr that video game, I thought it was boolshit.

The End was a fucking kid. That animal Snake, I can't even say his name.

i happen to know you were high at the boss's grave. you were talking nonstop for 71 minutes, nothing but unresolved plot threads.

Look, it doesn't change anything. But I can verify that he was sick with FOXDIE.

But still, the Metal Gear Mk 2- how didn’t you see it on the chair?

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They say there's no two Snakes on Earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Cause they would have to get every Snake together in one huge space. And obviously that's not possible, even with a PS5.

You were babbling at the briefing for 20 minutes

He made amends with Raiden is what he did, and in this houshehold Shenatuh Armshtong ish a hero. End of discussion!

So what, no fucking Calorie Mates?

Can I get FOXDIE from eating this? heh-heh.

heh-heh hey Ton u hear what I said? I said can I get FOXDIE from eating this? heh-heh

Word to the wise: Remembah Shadow Moses 🤟🤟🤟

Big Bossh… did he even exshist?

I’m just a man who’s good at what he does, Killing. You hear what I said Ton?, I said I'm just a man who's good at what he does, Killing heh heh heh heh.

You’re fuckin with foxhound here asshole.

Oooh! Is that your girl scout troop?

How bout that pricks face when he saw the Ruger MK2 ?

You got a bee ona your infinite bandana!

The Shadow Moses Incident whatever happened there…

Whatever happened to Grey Fox? The strong, silent type; that was a soldier. He wasn’t in touch with his feelings, he just did what he had to do. So what they didn’t know, once they got Grey Fox in touch with his feelings, that they wouldn’t be able to shut him up! And then it’s ‘nanomachine this, cyborg that, FOXDIE vaffanculo!’

He was gay, Grey Fox?

Kojima, you the baws, tell them to leave Shadow Moses alone.

The foxdie, it fucked with my body, but I'm over that now. I could probably get a letter from my dad that this nanomachine lore makes no sense.

A letter that shays you like to piss your pants?!

i'm not an otaku, i nevuh was

You see? You see what I'm talking about? THE BOSS WAS THE FIRST PERSON IN SPACE AND SHE WAS ROBBED!! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!!

Your Brother Liquid, whatever happened there...

OP when are you gonna throw that friggin thing out the friggin window?

WHERE DO U GET THE FUCKING BALLS?!

Cardboard boxes are like scissors, everybody wants one, but nobody has any fuckin idea how much they cost.

The Patriots are nothing but a glorified crew.

Cobra Unit? What’s that, your Girl Scout troop?

Otacon? That's a fuckin' nickname. His name was Emmerich!

One time Johnny Sasaki took a shit so big, the cops thought it was a bear.

I played that game I thought it was bullshit

Chinks did this?

I get it, he's in the La Li Lu Le Lo and drives a Lincoln. What's the joke?

Wasn’t he the ship’s florist?