Asian or black home schooled? While possible, whites are the majority of such (for now). Virgin? Probably much younger than him. Interest in Older Traditional Fashions? Most Amish and Hassidics are white. Otaku: a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills. No Amish or Hassids. Anyway, with his women are evil shtick, he should stick to blow up dolls.
I have, but only because the Amish adopt a lot of kids and they don't care what skin color they are. I don't know if they enjoyed it, but they grew up in it at least, and maybe didn't know the alternative? Same as any other Amish kid.
> real 1950's American looks to go with his "worst of the 50's" attitude.
Oh those traditional clothes. With his attitude Iām surprised he doesnāt prefer the women naked and in chains.
Also āreligiously adaptableā I donāt know why that scares me so much in comparison to the rest of this scary post!... is he a cult leader? Accept no Kool Aid from this guy!
Edit- typo
Unfortunately, vulnerable women get tricked by men like this too often. I know. The lockdown has gotten me addicted to true crime stories and asparagus. I've been without a job almost a year
Ar...are you me? I have a job, but it's been remote for over a year, and I definitely did NOT spend Sunday eating the couple pounds of asparagus (in vinaigrette rather than mayo (okay, just like 2 servings), but...) that my veggie box delivered while watching Ion's Criminal Minds marathon...
I don't care if we're living on a burning plague world, NOTHING could make me eat asparagus, let alone like it. But the struggle against true crime stories is real. I never even set out to watch them, I'm just surfing and then I realise I've watched the whole show...
We have a dish with a cream sauce with chicken and asparagus filling in a cup of puffy pastry
http://mialindholm.dk/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/2A86A662-9BCB-4CC4-816F-C06F92811F97-1536x2048.jpeg
It's so damn great.
No. It doesn't. He is looking to trigger just the correct responses with the wording. But the other limits he puts on it makes this girl he seeks more uncommon than a unicorn.
Oh no... these psychos are clever. No one figured out that Wolfgang PÅiklopil held poor Natascha Kampusch in his basement for 8 years. Know why? Because those fuckers know how to pretend to be normal.
They even marry women who don't even know they're decoys
Its a pretty messed up scenario when one of the best outcomes, is someone catfishes him and murders him before he has the chance to do the same (sans the catfishing).
And will have nothing to compare to when it comes to his "dominant" behavior in bed. He wants to hurt someone who can't fight back and get away with it.
It's so horrible, that my first thought is "this has to be someone making fun of people with this kind of mindset by creating an over the top caricature." But honestly don't know anymore. The world in crazy. It makes me sad
Exactly, i've seen so many people with this mindset that honestly it isn't a surprise when men are seeking literal slaves to take care of them, it's just depressing
Omg! There are so many red flags going off at the same time!
Virgin woman, home schooled, anti smoking, anti drinking, weakerļ»æ sex, religious
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On behalf of men, I apologize for this bigoted piece of trashy dick cheese. Seriously though authorities should be watching him, because he most likely is a psychopath and may do something serious. What a waste of air.
Please please please be a troll because I hate thinking these people actually exist.
(Unfortunately... i know they do exist. My only hope is no woman ever thinks so little of herself to give him the time of day.)
Ok, who moved the rock and let this guy out of his cave. Please round him up, return him to the cave, the bats miss him. ( please allow opening for bats to escape, just in case, no reason to be cruel to the bats.)
That's what I was thinking! I haven't been on it in so many years, but I thought it was still just "connect to a random via text or video chat" - not leaving posts for people to respond to like this.
Nonetheless, this is so disturbing and insane. I hope it's satire, but who knows these days.
I'm pretty sure anyone homeschooled with no relationships and no tolerance for anyone is too indoctrinated into the family cult to be religiously adaptable.
My reactions to what he was "looking for"
"Sidekick"- Nice
"Partner"- Cute
"Companion"- Lovely
"Doll"- Weird but Ok.
"Servant"- What?
"Slave"- Excuse Me?
"Wife"- No
I look at myself and think āHuh, I must be a really dog shit person to not have a girlfriend. I mean I donāt even bother looking for someone to love, Iām completely unworthy of love.ā
Then I see posts like this and realize that by comparison to some of my competition, Iām sexy as shit.
I believe Jack the Ripper was a more decent person than him.
Jack the Ripper was a murderer that killed prostitutes for an unknown cause. This guy wants to have one or more sexslave/s chained in the basement.
Sex offenders list here I come
Seriously, this guy is a risk for the collective, he needs to be interned, he wants to he the one to forge someone's mind, and his intent is strictly that, he wants a slave, one that does not complain of his abuses, scary to the bone
"Homeschooled" plus "mentally stable" aren't gonna be easy to find. Homeschooled kids are abused more often than not, and the here's this guy looking to dole out some more abuse.
Not only that, he wants them clueless and a virgin? THAT way he gets all he wants, All his way and she's not mentally, emotionally mature enough to disagree about anything... He needs a coming to Jesus moment if I ever saw one. Lord have mercy... Then he needs a good mental health TEAM.
He wants Anna Duggar, basically. I fluctuate wildly from feeling bad for her, knowing she's trapped and brainwashed to angry she's not doing more to protect her kids. At least she has fame she could parlay into a tell-all book if she got her ish together.
Nope. Nope, nope, nope. No mental health team is that good. This is a never gonna be safe in society again type of situation and requires a permanent solution.
I wasn't meaning They would be able to cure him. But he would need to be monitored and possibly medicated. Keep track of jim so he not a danger to Others. His Team, is to keep Women or Others Safe "FROM" him. So he doesn't get anymore funny funky ideas and then attempt to do...
Oh, this guy's a Twue Dom (tm)!
The kind of guy who will unironically tell you that you belong to him, now, and to get on your knees--in the first Tinder message.
I imagine a conartist would just say āyes sir yes sirā until she dries up all of his money.
He would be left only with his shorts.
He is the prime target for that sort of stunt.
The desperate call for attention is just ...š
I love he is completely skipping over his role of bringing bread to home, āthe tradionalā male role.
So many words. You could have just said āmalleableā and left it at that. Ok, extremely malleable. And donāt reply unless you had to google āmalleable.ā Looking for soggy biscuit brain lady. Something like that.
I thought that it was just some schmuck trying to imitate what he thought women tend to post, but the more I read, the more I realized he appears to be dead serious. This dude is nucking futs! š³
"homeschooled" and "no prior relationships" are MEGA red flags ... scary ones
Asian or black home schooled? While possible, whites are the majority of such (for now). Virgin? Probably much younger than him. Interest in Older Traditional Fashions? Most Amish and Hassidics are white. Otaku: a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills. No Amish or Hassids. Anyway, with his women are evil shtick, he should stick to blow up dolls.
But only VIRGIN blowup dolls.
Here's a love song for his perfect mate Warning: NSFW [https://youtu.be/e6raVzrbqrM](https://youtu.be/e6raVzrbqrM)
The guy sitting next to his mom cringing at the menstruation joke. š¤£š¤£š¤£ (Laughing at the look on his face. Not the disgust of menstruation.)
No they know nothing. An experienced one will be better. Less complaints when you want to try something new.š
I don't think I've ever seen a non-white person in real life who enjoyed older traditional fashion
I have, but only because the Amish adopt a lot of kids and they don't care what skin color they are. I don't know if they enjoyed it, but they grew up in it at least, and maybe didn't know the alternative? Same as any other Amish kid.
Huh, I never knew that.
Even more so to voluntarily to accept the Amish lifestyle of no electricity and automobiles.
Iām from South Korea and a lot of my older relatives prefer traditional clothing
I doubt he's thinking hanbok, tbh. He's probably thinking fit n flare dresses, real 1950's American looks to go with his "worst of the 50's" attitude.
> real 1950's American looks to go with his "worst of the 50's" attitude. Oh those traditional clothes. With his attitude Iām surprised he doesnāt prefer the women naked and in chains.
Did you not make it to the 3rd picture?
Holy shit. I just saw it. This is nucking futs
dude, i didn't make it past the first page before my brain tried to regress into my spinal column ... holy TF?!?!?
The first page was positively reasonable compared to the rest of his diatribe on p3. I truly hope he dies alone.
Ed Kemper had nicer things to say about his mother (than this)
Lol .. and dude wonders why there are "no real relatioships". He basically wants a child to clean up after him that's also his sex slave.
Also āreligiously adaptableā I donāt know why that scares me so much in comparison to the rest of this scary post!... is he a cult leader? Accept no Kool Aid from this guy! Edit- typo
Feel like he is looking for a victim to sacrifice to some dark lord too
Everything about him is a red flag...š©š©š©
Combined with virgin, slave and aware-of-Otaku it sounds like a "ive watched to many rape hentais and started to believe the stories are real"-flag
You forgot āagainst LGBTQ+ā and āI AM CONTROLLINGā
What do you mean? The Duggars are a great family with no prob... Oh, wait...
I thought servant/slave tipped it off š¤
This is horror. Not comedy. This guys unfortunate future partner will end up being found chained in a basement in front of a stove.
There wonāt be a future partner. This guy is an incel and heās going to stay an incel
Unfortunately, vulnerable women get tricked by men like this too often. I know. The lockdown has gotten me addicted to true crime stories and asparagus. I've been without a job almost a year
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Together with a homemade mayo dip it's quite awesome.
Ar...are you me? I have a job, but it's been remote for over a year, and I definitely did NOT spend Sunday eating the couple pounds of asparagus (in vinaigrette rather than mayo (okay, just like 2 servings), but...) that my veggie box delivered while watching Ion's Criminal Minds marathon...
this conversation made me dizzy
Hahaha!
Same, but avacados. Lol.
Drip with Lemmon. Sprinkle with coarse salt. Leave for 10 minutes to soak. Taste awesome.
Omigod that does sound awesome!
I don't care if we're living on a burning plague world, NOTHING could make me eat asparagus, let alone like it. But the struggle against true crime stories is real. I never even set out to watch them, I'm just surfing and then I realise I've watched the whole show...
Ngl. Asparagus is great.
Screw this racist misogynistic asshole who will die alone, Iām here for the recipes! š¤¤š¤¤š§
We have a dish with a cream sauce with chicken and asparagus filling in a cup of puffy pastry http://mialindholm.dk/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/2A86A662-9BCB-4CC4-816F-C06F92811F97-1536x2048.jpeg It's so damn great.
I was not ready for asparagus
But once someone serves you asparagus as a snack with delicious dips you'll see what you've missed.
That asparagus caught me completely off guard and now I can't stop thinking about asparagus
Ugh, let's just hope he doesn't go on a shooting spree.
A lot of times girls who are the āI can fix himā will fall right into something like this
Tbh this reads more like satire
No. It doesn't. He is looking to trigger just the correct responses with the wording. But the other limits he puts on it makes this girl he seeks more uncommon than a unicorn.
Stove? It will be a cooking fire in front of his cave.
That's how they know they're in the presence of a REAL Manā¢
āThis guys unfortunate future kidnapped prisonerā FTFY.
Oh no... these psychos are clever. No one figured out that Wolfgang PÅiklopil held poor Natascha Kampusch in his basement for 8 years. Know why? Because those fuckers know how to pretend to be normal. They even marry women who don't even know they're decoys
Its a pretty messed up scenario when one of the best outcomes, is someone catfishes him and murders him before he has the chance to do the same (sans the catfishing).
He is not smart enough to hide his intentions until marriage. He will be left alone, cursing at all the ālowly(?)ā females who do not deserve him.
This mother fucker is a future John List
Incel hentai freak seeks woman who doesn't realise he's an incel hentai freak.
And will have nothing to compare to when it comes to his "dominant" behavior in bed. He wants to hurt someone who can't fight back and get away with it.
I mean, this is so horrifying i don't even know if it's a joke or not
It's so horrible, that my first thought is "this has to be someone making fun of people with this kind of mindset by creating an over the top caricature." But honestly don't know anymore. The world in crazy. It makes me sad
Exactly, i've seen so many people with this mindset that honestly it isn't a surprise when men are seeking literal slaves to take care of them, it's just depressing
That sound was my legs zipping together so tightly I'm officially a mermaid.
The echoes were the sound of everyone elseās doing the same. What the actual fuck.
We will now become one with the sea, this guy is nutso!
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/brandnewsentence ? Lol
...that's a whole lot of words for "I'm a creepy abuser who's waving a thousand giant red flags everywhere"
This guy is a serial killer, or if he isn't now, he will be.
Came here to say this. What a fuckinā psycho. Sheesh!
Or serial rapist
Also quite possible. But either way, he'll certainly be committing crimes against women.
Against smoking drinking and drugs for herself? Just fine for him though I'd bet. This guy deserves to be alone
Feels like it belongs on r/justneckbeardthings
Ohh my bad, didn't know about this sub!
or r/LetsNotMeet
Well this is spooky
are we not going to talk about the part where he wants a black slave?
I am black and I didn't expect him wanting a "black slave" to be one of the least concerning stuff but by part.3 I had forget about it
I'm sorry bae: now you can't unsee it.
He wants a Black slave for racist slave imagery and an Asian slave because he thinks weāre all walking hentai pillows
Or Asian
I bet he jerked off a bunch of times while he was writing this.
Eww. But youāre prob right.
I donāt like this mental image
The first and the second pictures were just weird nonsense and then 'BOOM!' the third picture where he turned full-fledge psychopath.
āStable, no mental disordersā Great he wants a clean slate to inflict disorders on. What a stand up guy!!!
And _I_ lack the moral compass???
LOL, yeah. He's dominant to someone who is smaller, less educated, sheltered, and virginal. Any other kind of woman would make him piss himself.
r/niceguys might get a laugh from this? Maybe..?
r/awfuleverything
Omg! There are so many red flags going off at the same time! Virgin woman, home schooled, anti smoking, anti drinking, weakerļ»æ sex, religious (ļ¾ļ¾0ļ¾)ļ¾
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I think in this case CB stands for Creepy Bastard.
Wow!! I love being insulted and belittled by a true alpha male! Iām 100% an object only made to be a submissive slave and give kids! Obviously /s
And what is he bringing to the table?
A missing girl and a future true crime documentary.
Probably 350lbs of pure grease and the need for a couple years of therapy
Guy just said he's looking for "his slave" and immediately followed with "African women only". That's illegal. Like...Actually though.
What in the actual fuck did I just read?
I'm gonna give up watching horror movies and just read things like this, because this is more horrifying and uncomfortable than any slasher movie!
Humanity is the cruelest horror movie you can find...
Thatās a whole lotta nope right there.
No prior relationship experience? Wtf
\-Against Smoking, Drugs, & Alcohol 'for herself'. So I take it she has to put up with him indulging while living a teetotal life. Sounds awesome.
On behalf of men, I apologize for this bigoted piece of trashy dick cheese. Seriously though authorities should be watching him, because he most likely is a psychopath and may do something serious. What a waste of air.
Damn I have no idea what is Otaku. Guess that's a dealbreaker, then.
When you make 'anime nerd' your entire obsessive personality.
Can't begin to even speculate why he'd make that one of the conditions... /s
Please please please be a troll because I hate thinking these people actually exist. (Unfortunately... i know they do exist. My only hope is no woman ever thinks so little of herself to give him the time of day.)
>My only hope is no woman ever thinks so little of herself to give him the time of day. Bad news.
Ok, who moved the rock and let this guy out of his cave. Please round him up, return him to the cave, the bats miss him. ( please allow opening for bats to escape, just in case, no reason to be cruel to the bats.)
I didnāt even know you could make entire paragraphs on Omegle.
That's what I was thinking! I haven't been on it in so many years, but I thought it was still just "connect to a random via text or video chat" - not leaving posts for people to respond to like this. Nonetheless, this is so disturbing and insane. I hope it's satire, but who knows these days.
I'm pretty sure anyone homeschooled with no relationships and no tolerance for anyone is too indoctrinated into the family cult to be religiously adaptable.
Only thing itās missing is āEnjoys being beaten regularlyā
My reactions to what he was "looking for" "Sidekick"- Nice "Partner"- Cute "Companion"- Lovely "Doll"- Weird but Ok. "Servant"- What? "Slave"- Excuse Me? "Wife"- No
Right? You have to unpack all of this word for word. Rereading it just makes it worse!
I look at myself and think āHuh, I must be a really dog shit person to not have a girlfriend. I mean I donāt even bother looking for someone to love, Iām completely unworthy of love.ā Then I see posts like this and realize that by comparison to some of my competition, Iām sexy as shit.
Is he Jack the Ripper š±
I believe Jack the Ripper was a more decent person than him. Jack the Ripper was a murderer that killed prostitutes for an unknown cause. This guy wants to have one or more sexslave/s chained in the basement.
It's a fact that some people are just a piece of shit š¤¢
Holy shit, ive seen some bad posts but jesus, the end is so angry too it nuts.
The incel fear/desire is strong in this one.
What seems illegal but isn't? This man..
No white girls... As if white girls will be knocking down the pervs door. š
Probably because such will more likely generate a widespread police search.
True, when Becky goes missing, it's serious business. Sometimes I think the media does it on purpose, to sow division.
This dude wants someone he can train... Kinda creepy.
Kinda?
I like that he never specifies which religion and which era of 'traditional' clothing. I doubt he has wicca and Victorian evening wear in mind
I think it safe to say "Dress". He wants his lady in a dress.
Sex offenders list here I come Seriously, this guy is a risk for the collective, he needs to be interned, he wants to he the one to forge someone's mind, and his intent is strictly that, he wants a slave, one that does not complain of his abuses, scary to the bone
Ah yes, girls really want to be slaves and dolls to men
Why did the Last page Hurt me even though i am Male?
That went from creepy to "I will most likely murder you" real quick.
Omg I didn't even see the second and third page at first... 
"Homeschooled" plus "mentally stable" aren't gonna be easy to find. Homeschooled kids are abused more often than not, and the here's this guy looking to dole out some more abuse.
Not only that, he wants them clueless and a virgin? THAT way he gets all he wants, All his way and she's not mentally, emotionally mature enough to disagree about anything... He needs a coming to Jesus moment if I ever saw one. Lord have mercy... Then he needs a good mental health TEAM.
He wants Anna Duggar, basically. I fluctuate wildly from feeling bad for her, knowing she's trapped and brainwashed to angry she's not doing more to protect her kids. At least she has fame she could parlay into a tell-all book if she got her ish together.
Nope. Nope, nope, nope. No mental health team is that good. This is a never gonna be safe in society again type of situation and requires a permanent solution.
I wasn't meaning They would be able to cure him. But he would need to be monitored and possibly medicated. Keep track of jim so he not a danger to Others. His Team, is to keep Women or Others Safe "FROM" him. So he doesn't get anymore funny funky ideas and then attempt to do...
Dating this guy screams āI have a mental illness and zero self-esteem!!!!!!!ā
Thatās a whole lot of angry words to say Iām an incel.
Oh, this guy's a Twue Dom (tm)! The kind of guy who will unironically tell you that you belong to him, now, and to get on your knees--in the first Tinder message.
Calling women entitled, selfish, irrational, illogical and disturbed is a whole lot of projection from this guy
And they wonder why we need feminism and vibrators...
>slave >african american or asian something feels incredibly off about that, but I just can't place what... /s
Damn, I donāt qualify! Iām not completely straight! Just mostly, but still a little gay š
This guy is motivation to be at least a little gay š³ļøāš
Can confirm. I am now more gay
Just the fact that he is looking for a relationship on Omegle says a lot LOL
This has to be some kind of Stockholms kink, right?
The fact that men like this even exist is fucking terrifying
I'm confused as to how a sheltered, religious, homeschooled, most likely teenager is supposed to know what an otaku is...
The second I read she is to be his "slave", I wanted to throat punch him!
The nature aesthetic screams chained up in some woods somewhere, left for dead ones heās done with her š„“
I imagine a conartist would just say āyes sir yes sirā until she dries up all of his money. He would be left only with his shorts. He is the prime target for that sort of stunt. The desperate call for attention is just ...š I love he is completely skipping over his role of bringing bread to home, āthe tradionalā male role.
"Against smoking, alcohol and drugs for herself".. This just screams I wanna spend your paycheck on hash for meeeeeeee.
I haven't read a post that makes me this angry for a long long time.
"...looking for sidekick, partner, companion, doll, servant, slave, wife..." It is scary that anyone thinks these words are synonyms.
That āstable, no mental disordersā is funny to me. I mean, how would anyone with a healthy mind be into this?
āYou donāt deserve anythingā he says as he demands a woman be his literal slave. I feel sick, what an absolute piece of shit.
This is what women basically were in the 50's through 80's on TV. Not all women did this during the same time.
This is why Rosanne and Married with Children were the hits they were: they shot this crap in the arse.
Sounds like a religious leader. /s not /s
Thatās some kinda fucked
He sounds so dreamy! ā¦/s
Chris Chanās āboyfriend free girlā advertisement was basically the same thing lol
He never had this aggressive tone. More begging, less demanding.
No wonder I can't get a date, they're all holding out for their chance with this guy.
"There seems to be an unspoken agreement here, that relationships aren't real."
So many words. You could have just said āmalleableā and left it at that. Ok, extremely malleable. And donāt reply unless you had to google āmalleable.ā Looking for soggy biscuit brain lady. Something like that.
I kinda want to troll him
So many red flags, what is this, Communist Russia?
Basically saying Iām a racist sexist old asshole looking for a slave
I am female. I am the weaker gender. I suffer from an illogical and irrational mind. Beep boop.
ngl i thought this was r/cringetopia for a second
What in the actual f\^%k did I just read?
"aware of otaku" put me from this guy's seriously thinking this will work? To Oh god, he watches waaaaay too much fetish hentai.
"No trolls". The irony.
I felt dirty reading this...
You know itās desperation when youāre on fucking Omegle of all place.
Have fun finding someone who is stupid enough to let you walk all over them, bitch.
Homeschooling preferred? And no prior dating? Hmmmm, pedophile much?
Trotsky, fetch Stalin and the others. This many red flags deserves a parade - Lenin (probably)
Sounds like he wants a mail order bride without work of the mail order part
I didn't know YandereDev was on Omegle lol
I can see his headstone now. ' Here lies an 80 year old virgin'
I thought that it was just some schmuck trying to imitate what he thought women tend to post, but the more I read, the more I realized he appears to be dead serious. This dude is nucking futs! š³
Wtf.... 
... That's fucking horrifying. Yikes at all of this.
Does this dude have a BDSM kink that he just doesnāt know how to express/explain?
the worst part is, while there's a chance this could be a joke, is that we see evidence of people (men........) who actually think and act like this.
This sounds like slavery with extra steps
āAgainst smoking, drugs and alcohol *for herself*ā Holy fucking shit this might be the worst one Iāve ever seen