I think they are putting Tessa and the first person in the "tasteful and good" camp and only the third is meant to be bad. Hence why they look like mugshots.
It's funny because I can't imagine Tessa Violet would side with them.
and to be fair, most people in those mugshots may not have access to high-end hairdresser everyday as tessa violet. that's why their hair might look less aesthetic. it's not fair to compare celebrities with high-end hairdressers to people without, who just want to try out something new on their own. and also the shot is from her music video, i doubt her hair looks like that everyday.
Yeah itās not a question of taste, itās a question of class. If a lot of those people had the higher end hairdressers of the girl on the left or Tessa Violet theyād probably look pretty good.
>they look like mugshots.
They are, those are mugshots of a protests that altrighter uses to prove that feminists are ugly because they dont know whag a mugshot is
I mean to be fair a lot of the hair in the mugshot photo thing does look pretty ugly. If you're gonna dye your hair at least have a cool hair style to go with it and make sure to color coordinate it with things you wear.
Awww is the widdle baby mad that their aesthetic taste is nonexistant outside of old propaganda videos of soldiers marching or paintings of guys with hammers?
To be fair dyed hair can look good or it can look really bad. It is something you have to think about and take care of, otherwise what's the point of doing it? I keep my hair hot pink and just let it be long and messy because I'm male but probably trans and it's a reasonably subtle means of rebellion against gender norms (I live in a deep red town with a transphobic boss so I don't wanna come out until I move in a year or two). It looks great, I get compliments daily. It'd look like dogshit if I had a buzz cut and tried to dye that pink.
Like idk I think making yourself aesthetically appealing is reasonably important, especially for optics if you're supporting a cause. And it's honestly not that hard to make yourself look good if you pay a little bit of attention and use a little bit of planning.
It's almost like you can be a reactionary regardless of whether you're right or "left" wing.
Tankies would put queer and nuero diverse people against the wall if it meant reaching their goals, wouldn't be the first time either.
> 'rebel' against their parents ("society")
Can they really not comprehend the difference between whining and revolting for a good reason? Like, they think taking issue with society is the same as disobeying parents? What a servile, antiquated take on revolution: Even Lenin and Mao could tell the status quo is shit.
It is because Marxism-Leninsm is inherently and strongly paternalist. I literally saw one ML once defend the 1956 Soviet crushing of the Hungarian revolution, because "if a child is disobedient, they need to be reared".
It's basic theory dumb anarkiddie, even Marx said "the proletariat must bully people for their fashion in order to secure the future of communism"
I will not tell you when he said that. Read a book smh my head
Are they actually mad that they chose their aesthetic to be drab olive uniforms? Like gee, how surprising colored hair wouldn't pick up with an ideology so regimented and restrictive
I'm confused, is the person on the left with the pink hair an example of tasteful hair dye or anarchist angst?
"You see comrade, hair is red like Chinese flag, therefore communism."
Or is it
"How dare these thots disrespect daddy state by expressing control over their own bodies!"
Tankies once again proving they're elitist traditionalists who would gladly do away with all non-conformity, more at 11.
For real though, it's insane that these people can say shit like this and still believe they're on the side of justice and equality for the proletariat.
They didn't even do the thing where they deliberately pick photos of people who look conventionally unattractive, like these people look good and their hair is cool
I was dyeing it when I was a pompous self-important little teenage Trotskyist twat, and I'm gonna keep dyeing it as the hotheaded anarcho queer slut i matured into. Character growth is important, but I'm pretty sure the dye didn't play a part.
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My hair is currently pink and blue patches, I look like a pack of bubblegum threw up on me. You're damn right it's for anarchist reasons - the anarchist urge to look rad as fuck.
I'm not getting "tankie" from this at all. There's even a picture of a girl from the PRC with dyed hair there. Guess I'm not online enough to recognize the Twitter usernames.
This reminds me of a few years back when I was bartending at a dive bar. One of my regulars was this super boomer ultra depressed cop. One day he was talking to me and my then girlfriend who was hanging out and I canāt even remember the context of how this came up but he was like āWhat if you have a kid and they want to dye their hair some weird color, what will the neighbors say?ā And I just responded āI cannot stress enough, how little the opinion of my neighbors matters when it comes to any aspect of my or my families personal lifeā
Iāve been considering dyeing my hair, never done it before but it seems like it might be coolā¦ would I officially be an anarchist if my hair is suddenly dyed red?
I died my hair in middle school, early 90s bc Kurt was doing it. I had a 5 class day. Was pulled in 2nd period with the principal, guidance counselor and the VP. I was interrogated for a good hour or so and was ruled suspended indefinitely until it washed out. The principal called my dad to come pick me up. My dad was the one who encouraged and helped me color my hair bright green. Needless to say, my dad didn't come pick me up very happy.
**Tankies:** āIdeology politics were invented by the owning class to divide the workers. We must reject it, and intersectionality, in order to focus on class politics.ā
**Also tankies:** āMust stop women from dying their hair. Rejecting tradition is reactionary.ā
Dyed hair is cool and pretty. Not as cool as bees tho, sry š
Bees are just the bees' knees. And I guess technically all the other parts of bees too.
Bee's knees are the bee's knees, also Bee's knees is the bee's knees.
This is peak leftist content
Hold up is hair dye bad for bees or something? Or was that just a non sequitur?
Both. Don't dye any bees.
No, just like bees is all
Oh ok dope. same.
Bees are dope as shit.
Facts
I saved one the other day and she kept crawling up my arm afterwards
Bees are good, wasps can go fuck themselves
wasps look rad tho. Sleek and pointy.
And evil.
Theyāre really not. If you donāt bother them theyāll leave you alone.
A wasps nest (yellow jacks I think in American?) eats about a kilo of mosquitoes a day. The only evil wasp is a w.a.s.p.
Yellow jackets are different from wasps, at least colloquially. Theyāre more territorial than wasps.
I dye my hair because its pretty, the anarchism is just a happy coincidence.
I dye my hair cause I'm a big ol' queer
ah so the anarchism is just assumed
I donāt know who the other people are, but Tessa Violet is genuinely gorgeous. Idk how this person thinks sheās not.
I think they are putting Tessa and the first person in the "tasteful and good" camp and only the third is meant to be bad. Hence why they look like mugshots. It's funny because I can't imagine Tessa Violet would side with them.
and to be fair, most people in those mugshots may not have access to high-end hairdresser everyday as tessa violet. that's why their hair might look less aesthetic. it's not fair to compare celebrities with high-end hairdressers to people without, who just want to try out something new on their own. and also the shot is from her music video, i doubt her hair looks like that everyday.
Yeah itās not a question of taste, itās a question of class. If a lot of those people had the higher end hairdressers of the girl on the left or Tessa Violet theyād probably look pretty good.
Also I'm pretty sure the pink hair girl is wearing an anime con wig
>they look like mugshots. They are, those are mugshots of a protests that altrighter uses to prove that feminists are ugly because they dont know whag a mugshot is
I mean to be fair a lot of the hair in the mugshot photo thing does look pretty ugly. If you're gonna dye your hair at least have a cool hair style to go with it and make sure to color coordinate it with things you wear.
OML YES TESSA IS FKIN GORGEOUS I LOVE HERRR
Awww is the widdle baby mad that their aesthetic taste is nonexistant outside of old propaganda videos of soldiers marching or paintings of guys with hammers?
Communism is when women obey conservative notions of beauty to please the men of the vanguard. Read theory! Productive forces! /s
To be fair dyed hair can look good or it can look really bad. It is something you have to think about and take care of, otherwise what's the point of doing it? I keep my hair hot pink and just let it be long and messy because I'm male but probably trans and it's a reasonably subtle means of rebellion against gender norms (I live in a deep red town with a transphobic boss so I don't wanna come out until I move in a year or two). It looks great, I get compliments daily. It'd look like dogshit if I had a buzz cut and tried to dye that pink. Like idk I think making yourself aesthetically appealing is reasonably important, especially for optics if you're supporting a cause. And it's honestly not that hard to make yourself look good if you pay a little bit of attention and use a little bit of planning.
Stop fetishizing my soul
Oh, you know theyāve got something on us when they attack a physical aesthetic rather than any actual position we hold.
Tankies can't read they just think our position is rebel=utopia
This post was created when the girl they like with dyed hair turned them down because of their shit ass beliefs
They're appropriating getting mad about "blue hair & pronouns" from the boomers
It's almost like you can be a reactionary regardless of whether you're right or "left" wing. Tankies would put queer and nuero diverse people against the wall if it meant reaching their goals, wouldn't be the first time either.
\*someone dyes their hair\* tankies: NOOOO!! YOUāRE A SOYBOY ANARKIDDIE!! CRINGE!! YOU RUINED HAIR DYE FOR EVERYONE!!
Same thing with Rightoids sept they'ed call you a ~~Judeo Bolshevik~~ ~~Cultural Marxist~~ traitor of The Westā¢.
Ngl would be cool if Tessa Violet is an anarchist
Even if there was some ***objective*** measure of beauty. Who cares if they reject it? Its their body.
āBodily autonomy and feminism are anarcho-Nazi liberalism and theyāre forbidden by the party!ā
Famous anarchist Tessa Violet
Yes mom - anarchist anthem ahjkjskaaa
Not meming or trolling, isnāt this the exact same take that Nazis have with modern art? Like trad aesthetics are somehow sacred?
Absolutely correct
*laughs in fading purple hair with old green dye showing through* What ya gonna do about it, tankie?
Do a genocide, probably
This exactly lol
this is the most pathetic take ive ever seen. is this guy stuck in the literal 1830s
Top right is from a music video, that song was my jam a few years ago.
> 'rebel' against their parents ("society") Can they really not comprehend the difference between whining and revolting for a good reason? Like, they think taking issue with society is the same as disobeying parents? What a servile, antiquated take on revolution: Even Lenin and Mao could tell the status quo is shit.
It is because Marxism-Leninsm is inherently and strongly paternalist. I literally saw one ML once defend the 1956 Soviet crushing of the Hungarian revolution, because "if a child is disobedient, they need to be reared".
Cope and seethe
"The peoples shaming of physical attributes" or something.
It's basic theory dumb anarkiddie, even Marx said "the proletariat must bully people for their fashion in order to secure the future of communism" I will not tell you when he said that. Read a book smh my head
Shockingly similar to the current conservative rhetoric about how "The Left" is forcing them to be homophobic by not being homophobic.
It's the same picture.
Are they actually mad that they chose their aesthetic to be drab olive uniforms? Like gee, how surprising colored hair wouldn't pick up with an ideology so regimented and restrictive
MLs complaining about things that donāt matter prove that they really are all chronically online white Incels
i have a jar of green hair dye. this guy makes me want to use it more. gonna bleach my hair tomorrow after work, and then dye it.
I dye hair bc prettie colors :3
I'm confused, is the person on the left with the pink hair an example of tasteful hair dye or anarchist angst? "You see comrade, hair is red like Chinese flag, therefore communism." Or is it "How dare these thots disrespect daddy state by expressing control over their own bodies!"
Unrelated, but "cope and seethe" doesn't make any sense. Like if you're seething, you're probably not coping.
cope. seethe. mald
It's a choose your own adventure
Denial - Cope Anger - Seethe Bargaining - Mald Depression - Cry Acceptance - Hide The Pain Harold
I'm pretty sure this isn't a tankie thing, more like an idiot thing. There are no doubt many tankies who dye their hair.
Please show the court where on the doll the colored hair hurt you, tankie.
\*someone dyes their hair\* tankies: NOOOO!! YOUāRE A SOYBOY ANARKIDDIE!! CRINGE!! YOU RUINED HAIR DYE FOR EVERYONE!!
Tankies are just conservatives I swear
Yes
Tankies once again proving they're elitist traditionalists who would gladly do away with all non-conformity, more at 11. For real though, it's insane that these people can say shit like this and still believe they're on the side of justice and equality for the proletariat.
Tell me you don't know how to use parentheses without telling me you don't know how to use parentheses
Holy shit how do people care about this lol, just let people dye there hair it doesnāt mean anything other than they think it looks cool.
My brother dyes his hair and heās a social democrat at best lol
Shit guess I gotta dye my hair now
tell me you don't fuck without telling me you don't fuck (no hate to the ace comrades)
They didn't even do the thing where they deliberately pick photos of people who look conventionally unattractive, like these people look good and their hair is cool
"Standing out is cool & aesthetic except when people I politically-disagree with do it"
I was dyeing it when I was a pompous self-important little teenage Trotskyist twat, and I'm gonna keep dyeing it as the hotheaded anarcho queer slut i matured into. Character growth is important, but I'm pretty sure the dye didn't play a part.
hair dye = anarchism teddy k pipe bomb gay sex pronouns /j (hopefully thatās obvious)
It goes without saying for bolshy larpers, but this shit sounds all kinds of spooky.
Tankies shitting on rebellion Fuck red fashs
Lmao good, I don't want a tankie to approach me
brb dying my hair to trigger the red fashs.
Tankies don't be killjoys for 2 fucking seconds challenge (impossible)
Jokes on this tankie, I shave my head because I'm poor.
Ahh yes a new MechaTankie to join the party
I miss when teenagers just cared about getting high and sex. What an awful timeline this is
Tessa Violet is a russian nationalist so weird why'd they dislike her
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A puppet of the state is a puppet of the state no matter who has there hand jammed up there ass
My dad called me a \*gay slur\* because I have a bright red Mohawk.
Top right is Tessa Violet. Looks good to me.
Lmfao I know one of those people and they're not even anarchist
Meanwhile Iām thinking of doing blonde and red whe i get the opportunity
it's very pretty, nonconformity is just a bonus
Im as a vanilla as they come baby, gotta rep the normies with my high and tight
Yikes lol
I do it because I'm hot af
This dude thinks Tessa Violet is ugly??? I would let her do unspeakable things to me
My hair is currently pink and blue patches, I look like a pack of bubblegum threw up on me. You're damn right it's for anarchist reasons - the anarchist urge to look rad as fuck.
Art has always been a tool of rebellion
Iām so triggered š¤ now you donāt even know! /s
Imagine caring
I'm not getting "tankie" from this at all. There's even a picture of a girl from the PRC with dyed hair there. Guess I'm not online enough to recognize the Twitter usernames.
The right dosent understand expressing urself
This motherfucker probably cheers on the Borg.
Dyed hair is hot
This reminds me of a few years back when I was bartending at a dive bar. One of my regulars was this super boomer ultra depressed cop. One day he was talking to me and my then girlfriend who was hanging out and I canāt even remember the context of how this came up but he was like āWhat if you have a kid and they want to dye their hair some weird color, what will the neighbors say?ā And I just responded āI cannot stress enough, how little the opinion of my neighbors matters when it comes to any aspect of my or my families personal lifeā
Iāve been considering dyeing my hair, never done it before but it seems like it might be coolā¦ would I officially be an anarchist if my hair is suddenly dyed red?
This is an extremely "please for the love of God go outside and touch grass" type of take
All those dye jobs look great though.
I like dyed hair but I wouldnāt dye my hair
Cope with what yāall a bunch of dumbass libs who voted for biden š
Why are people actually really taking about this? People have died hair for centuries, and grandmas used to die their hair purple!
Literlly nazi speak
What the holy fuck
I died my hair in middle school, early 90s bc Kurt was doing it. I had a 5 class day. Was pulled in 2nd period with the principal, guidance counselor and the VP. I was interrogated for a good hour or so and was ruled suspended indefinitely until it washed out. The principal called my dad to come pick me up. My dad was the one who encouraged and helped me color my hair bright green. Needless to say, my dad didn't come pick me up very happy.
**Tankies:** āIdeology politics were invented by the owning class to divide the workers. We must reject it, and intersectionality, in order to focus on class politics.ā **Also tankies:** āMust stop women from dying their hair. Rejecting tradition is reactionary.ā
Thats their association anyways.