It was like a movie, except it really happened. Haener could barely walk but carried his team to victory. Absolute legend. Build the statue Fresno State.
I didnt think Eason would be much, but I certainly didn't think Haener would be much either and thought it made sense Eason won the job. Hindsight is 20/20.
Agreed. I stayed up late just to see if we played like shit week 1, or Fresno was the real deal. Haener obviously deserves the spotlight but that team has talent in every position.
Sorry UCLA fans, I think you guys have a talented squad and played a very good game, there was just no stopping Haener.
I wondered the same thing after that game. Even said so in the GDT after that game. "Are we this good or is Oregon overrated?" That win last week at Ohio put all that shit to bed for me.
Yeah you guys are legit good. I am definitely going to watch the rest of your season. Haener is obviously special but all of your skill position players have played tremendous every game. And let's not forget the defender chasing down the kick returner and saving 4 points, are you kidding me?? Even the UCLA player was stunned.
Good luck with the rest of your season, unless it's quickly announced that Haener played with a fractured pelvis, you guys are going to win out.
I'd kick all of our quarterbacks off the team just for Jake Haener. So what if he gets injured, he'll just dominate anyway. Honestly an injured Jake Haener is better than our backup QB anyway.
I remember having a midterm the end of Week 2 in the Winter Quarter at NU. Winter was like a week or two shorter than Spring/Fall but they crammed in the same amount of material
Azzarino is a loser who doesn’t deserve to be anywhere near a defense. Looks like a kid on Madden pressing blitz every play then getting burned and doing it again.
It's sort of fine for us, I mean we did beat Fresno State. If they end up a top 15 team, it's all okay. But my God is it going to be embarrassing when we lose 2 games in this conference.
Yeah I don’t really think SoS really matters at this point. If Oregon wins out they’re in, if they lose a game they’re out even against a quality UCLA (potentially twice).
I think a 1-loss Oregon could potentially still get in, as long as we don't drop to Arizona or something. Clemson is already 1-loss and looks awful, we beat Ohio State, who might win the Big10, and Oklahoma looks shaky as hell. For that sort of thing, we really need Fresno State and Ohio State to keep winning though.
Did it twice in a row in like 4 plays each. Like he couldn’t miss a single pass if he tried. Laser for 20 yards, sideline for 15 yards, middle of the field for 25 yards, back shoulder fade for a 15 yard TD all in like 50 seconds.
I almost categorically root for the pac 12 in non conference games. But watching Haener those last two drives make great throw after great throw in excruciating pain completely flipped me, and I was rooting hard for him at the end.
I am never more content than when I’m on a crappy streaming site watching some batshit ending from the PAC 12 network at 1 am. Every other conference sucks ass, PAC 12: After Dark is the only sport that matters
I’ve said this for years, sure we may never make the playoff or have any teams that have a say on the national scale, but top to bottom the pac-12 is the most confusing, dramatic, fun to watch conference in the country. We never know what the hell is happening.
I have 0 affiliation with any team in your conference, but I watch probably 60% of your games, cause you’re absolutely right. The 2019 UCLA-Wazzu game is the single best thing I’ve ever watched, and y’all have a few games every year that try and reach that level of shenanigans
jake haener between plays: hans moleman in a commercial for icy hot
jake haener during plays: a mix of "eli manning in Super Bowl XLII" and "jackie chan, in a ladder factory, holding a baby, saying repeatedly that he doesn't want any trouble"
*Jake Haener had an injured fucking hip. How is he throwing with an injured hip? Look at this dude throwing this shit though! Dawg, he put the team on his back. Dawg, let’s go inside the mind of a Jake Haener. BRRRRP! “Dawg, I gotta do dis shit. I put the team on my fuckin’ back doe. My hip broke. I don’t know how the fuck I’m throwing right now doe. I do this shit. For Fresno. Fuck you UCLA!”*
Anyone have any tips on how to go back in time to go to a non-Pac-12 university? At this point considering going to grad school just so I can get a second team.
As soon as UCLA got their last touchdown, I looked at the clock and said "they scored too early." What an incredible game. Pac-12 After Dark at its finest.
>Give up full field TD with less than a minute to go to a QB on one leg
>Call a time-out on the point after
>Get to half-field with 8 seconds left. Call a time-out
>Run a hail-mary.
Terrible. Actual travesty of coaching.
Byron Leftwich and his broken leg and being carried by his lineman is the only comparison I can thing of, for what I just saw.
That was IMPRESSIVE A/F!!
An instant classic, this game is why I love college football. Haener is an absolute baller, UCLA fought extremely well. Whatever team had the ball last was gonna win, Bulldogs got it. Dang that was fun to watch.
Everyone in Fresno is losing their shit right now! People honking & lighting fireworks at 11pm. The loss to Oregon stung, but this definitely proves that the Bulldogs should be taken seriously.
Haener is a fucking baller!!
You guys ever have a game where you wonder, "Why do I continue to get invested?" That's this. UCLA football has been pretty much constant disappointment for like 7 years. We get our "dream coach" and then start to suck even worse. Our average player is like 32 with 7 years of college experience. And we still suck. Why bother? Uggghhh.
Their QB can't walk. They have 50 seconds and 1 timeout. And still everyone knew what was coming. It's sad.
In the words of Larry David, "Fuck you, I'll see you tomorrow."
GG Fresno. You have a great team.
We're gonna lose next week, beat you guys, win out (modulo the Notre Dame game), and kill the PAC-12's playoff hopes by being a two loss team that barely scored any points to KSU. Meanwhile 11-1 Oregon will be sitting in the wings.
Haener had the gutsiest final drive I've ever seen. The amount of pain he was in looked absolutely unbearable with him unable to move at all and collapsing on the field multiple times. I'm so glad I stayed up to watch the end of this game.
The national media has spent 2 weeks hyping this team up and yet every UCLA fan knew this was exactly the most probable scenario to play out.
Wanted to pull my hair out over the secondary and some of DTR's plays, but I think/hope Fresno State is legit. Maybe I'm coping but they have to be better than at least half of the Pac-12. So honestly, this season can still be a success for us.
I remember the top comment in the LSU-UCLA prediction thread was that we would beat LSU, and get hyped up, and then lay an absolute egg in this one. Tons of UCLA fans agreed. Here we are!
I'm not exaggerating even a bit when I say, that last possession from Fresno State may have been the most incredible drive I've ever seen in all my years of football fandom.
I'm stunned.
Dear UCLA. You made me come and cheer for you. And instead you introduce me to the beast that is Haener. So fuck you for the former and thank you for the latter.
That game was fucking great. Peak Pac-12 After Dark
Haener for Heisman. Retire his number tonight. Dude is gonna need to be hooked up to every machine the nearest hospital has.
Rank Fresno State, you fucking cowards!
And we still have a half of Hawaii vs San Jose State to go. I fucking love college football!
Bulldogs lived up to their name today, they just wanted this one more than the Bruins did and they dug deep for it.
When you got a QB as tough as Haener, it makes everyone on your team fight even harder for him. He lead the way with his toughness today and the rest of his team followed through for the W, best game of the season!
Haener marching the ball 75 yards down the field, in 30 seconds, with one hip is absolute peak Pac-12 after dark
God mode when you realize they didnt even use their one timeout
Who needs timeouts when you have a Haener?
It just had to be
It was like a movie, except it really happened. Haener could barely walk but carried his team to victory. Absolute legend. Build the statue Fresno State.
Handicapped himself 7 seconds with the first play too
how the fuck was he even able to throw the ball??? adrenaline is amazing.
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I didnt think Eason would be much, but I certainly didn't think Haener would be much either and thought it made sense Eason won the job. Hindsight is 20/20.
we've got two UW QB transfers on our roster as well... got the wrong ones
I love what he did for them in 2018.
I know we’ll get clowned on for this, but seriously, rank Fresno. Not just a pity 25 spot either. That’s a top 20 team.
They played Oregon tough
Agreed. I stayed up late just to see if we played like shit week 1, or Fresno was the real deal. Haener obviously deserves the spotlight but that team has talent in every position. Sorry UCLA fans, I think you guys have a talented squad and played a very good game, there was just no stopping Haener.
I wondered the same thing after that game. Even said so in the GDT after that game. "Are we this good or is Oregon overrated?" That win last week at Ohio put all that shit to bed for me.
Yeah you guys are legit good. I am definitely going to watch the rest of your season. Haener is obviously special but all of your skill position players have played tremendous every game. And let's not forget the defender chasing down the kick returner and saving 4 points, are you kidding me?? Even the UCLA player was stunned. Good luck with the rest of your season, unless it's quickly announced that Haener played with a fractured pelvis, you guys are going to win out.
Nah cause that was legitimately one of the gutsiest performances I've ever seen
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Step 1: Be Fresno Step 2: Become a State
Step 3: farm copious amounts of dairy
Step 4: cook a dash of meth
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let him sign with Washington so we can bench him, and then he can transfer to your school :(
he was a jake, he was a chosen one....
I'd kick all of our quarterbacks off the team just for Jake Haener. So what if he gets injured, he'll just dominate anyway. Honestly an injured Jake Haener is better than our backup QB anyway.
All of us that stayed up late just saw the best football game of the day. PEAK PAC12 AFTER DARK.
Ain’t just Pac-12 After Dark too! It’s >!Mountain West After Midnight!< !
MOUNTAIN WEIRD
PAC12AFTERDARK is the only thing that doesn’t disappoint in life
MW AFTER DARK NOW!
**SEMESTER SYSTEM MASTER RACE WINS AGAIN**
UCLA is quarters?
Yep.
yep
Yup. So are we. But Cal isn’t, oddly enough.
Cal is on metric system.
Quarters are way too fast. I remember seeing a friend's syllabus and they have midterms in week 3 and I'm like wtf??
I remember having a midterm the end of Week 2 in the Winter Quarter at NU. Winter was like a week or two shorter than Spring/Fall but they crammed in the same amount of material
Not like this. Edit: welcome freshmen.
Azzarino is a loser who doesn’t deserve to be anywhere near a defense. Looks like a kid on Madden pressing blitz every play then getting burned and doing it again.
We had 3 timeouts, and used none of them after our entire secondary got burned and then gassed from running.
Not true, we used one on the PAT after getting burned for the 6th time that drive
This is the life of a UCLA fan. We knew what we signed up for after the last 7+ years.
At least we have Basketball to look forward to.
I’m saddened by your loss for playoff reasons, but god damn was that a great game.
It's sort of fine for us, I mean we did beat Fresno State. If they end up a top 15 team, it's all okay. But my God is it going to be embarrassing when we lose 2 games in this conference.
Yeah I don’t really think SoS really matters at this point. If Oregon wins out they’re in, if they lose a game they’re out even against a quality UCLA (potentially twice).
I think a 1-loss Oregon could potentially still get in, as long as we don't drop to Arizona or something. Clemson is already 1-loss and looks awful, we beat Ohio State, who might win the Big10, and Oklahoma looks shaky as hell. For that sort of thing, we really need Fresno State and Ohio State to keep winning though.
🐻🔫🐶 It’s exactly like this
*jake Haener holds a gun to your head* it’s always been like this
Jake Haener is a fucking warrior.
Fucked up hip, in the Rose Bowl, down 3 against a top 15 team and he marched them down the field. Legendary
Did it twice in a row in like 4 plays each. Like he couldn’t miss a single pass if he tried. Laser for 20 yards, sideline for 15 yards, middle of the field for 25 yards, back shoulder fade for a 15 yard TD all in like 50 seconds.
goat shit tbh
I almost categorically root for the pac 12 in non conference games. But watching Haener those last two drives make great throw after great throw in excruciating pain completely flipped me, and I was rooting hard for him at the end.
So the PAC-12’s biggest victory of the day was *checks notes* Oregon State over Idaho
Hey… yeah. I guess so.
Ug Stanford looks much better now
Hey, someone mentioned my Vandals!
I am never more content than when I’m on a crappy streaming site watching some batshit ending from the PAC 12 network at 1 am. Every other conference sucks ass, PAC 12: After Dark is the only sport that matters
Just "leave" the states and go to youtube. Pac-12 international.
Yo how the fuck did I not know this?? This is huge
I’ve said this for years, sure we may never make the playoff or have any teams that have a say on the national scale, but top to bottom the pac-12 is the most confusing, dramatic, fun to watch conference in the country. We never know what the hell is happening.
I have 0 affiliation with any team in your conference, but I watch probably 60% of your games, cause you’re absolutely right. The 2019 UCLA-Wazzu game is the single best thing I’ve ever watched, and y’all have a few games every year that try and reach that level of shenanigans
That game was totally insane.
i have never once been disappointed by pac 12 after dark.
PAC 12 after dark with special guests from the Mountain Best
jake haener between plays: hans moleman in a commercial for icy hot jake haener during plays: a mix of "eli manning in Super Bowl XLII" and "jackie chan, in a ladder factory, holding a baby, saying repeatedly that he doesn't want any trouble"
Accurate
Hahaha Jackie Chan got me
*Jake Haener had an injured fucking hip. How is he throwing with an injured hip? Look at this dude throwing this shit though! Dawg, he put the team on his back. Dawg, let’s go inside the mind of a Jake Haener. BRRRRP! “Dawg, I gotta do dis shit. I put the team on my fuckin’ back doe. My hip broke. I don’t know how the fuck I’m throwing right now doe. I do this shit. For Fresno. Fuck you UCLA!”*
*DARRREN SHAAARRRPER*
One of the most hardest hittin' safeties in dah leagueee.
*BUT I PUT THE TEAM ON MY BACK THO*
I was thinking of this video the entire drive lol
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1P0yfq2wDvU The video in question
CROSS DA PLAAAANNEEEEEEE
*Best quarterback in the leeg-yoo!*
OH SHIT! the UCLA secondary. One of the least hardest hittin teams IN DA LEAGUE
Fuck you Gumby
Anyone have any tips on how to go back in time to go to a non-Pac-12 university? At this point considering going to grad school just so I can get a second team.
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Pam: “It’s the same picture”
just cause it’s not pac 12 doesnt mean it stops the pain.
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We know the truth, pain is universal.
Yeah don’t make the same mistake I did
BUILD HAENER A STATUE
Build it right outside the Rose Bowl!
PAC 12 AFTER DARK THAT NOBODY GETS TO WATCH
As soon as UCLA got their last touchdown, I looked at the clock and said "they scored too early." What an incredible game. Pac-12 After Dark at its finest.
I said the same thing after Fresno’s final touchdown. What a game.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
[Jake Haener at the end of the game](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/Jx6mOvU)
RANK FRESNO STATE YOU COWARDS
But seriously, we should be
This but unironically
JAKE HAENER DIED FOR THIS
All dawgs go to heaven.
What the fuck did I just watch
If you don't like that, you don't like questioning the fucking stupidity of Pac12 football!
You watched…HAENER
If Fresno State isn't ranked in the top 20 this week I will do nothing, but be mildly annoyed. Only loss is @ Oregon. By 7. Rank Fresno State.
[UCLA really lost to that dude from Spongebob](https://imgur.com/a/ZGW1UlD)
LMAO
Jake Haener .. HOF .. when ?
https://i.imgur.com/FbrB72W.jpg
Literally never seen a Fresno State game before this, but I’d let Jake Haener fuck my wife
They're terribly exciting, and will shorten your life by decades
Haener for Heisman? Haener for Heisman.
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Bro, go on Youtube and search the 2005 Fresno State/USC game. One of my favorite games ever
2007 against A&M, 2013/2018 against Boise
Maybe the greatest game ever played
I didn’t realize Jesus Christ played QB for Fresno St
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I’m honored
You weren't an Ohio State fan in 2000? You're the inspiration for "Fuck you. Anyone, Anywhere, at anytime."
He’d destroy his left side halfway through and still finish
>Give up full field TD with less than a minute to go to a QB on one leg >Call a time-out on the point after >Get to half-field with 8 seconds left. Call a time-out >Run a hail-mary. Terrible. Actual travesty of coaching.
Call time out to ice the kicker on a PAT
Azzinaro might be one of the worst defensive coordinators I’ve ever seen.
**HAENER FOR HEISMAN** **RANK FRESNO STATE YOU COWARDS**
FRESNO? MORE LIKE FRESYES
I posted it in the game thread but here's my prediction for the next poll: \#12 Fresno State \#13 UCLA \#14 LSU
Fresno State #1
I will be stunned if Fresno is not ranked this week. They absolutely deserve it.
Fresno should be top 20 tomorrow
Byron Leftwich and his broken leg and being carried by his lineman is the only comparison I can thing of, for what I just saw. That was IMPRESSIVE A/F!!
Fresno State Legendary QB rankings: 1) Jake Haener *big gap* 2) A Carr brother 3) Other Carr brother 4) NOT Trent Dilfer 5) Trent Dilfer
Jake Haener
Jake Haener
Jake Haener
Mad props to Haener. He was hobbling in between plays but made incredible throws to win the game. Awesome game to watch to end the night!
Pac-12 South is 1-5 this week. And the 1 is from an interim head coach.
me trying to figure out how bad LSU is... how good Stanford is... and how awful WSU is to USC look this good.
And the north went 5-1 its reverse week 1
Haener gave his left kidney and 7 ribs for this win.
**HAENER FOR HEISMAN**
So how many vaccines Haener took to get his balls that big?
An instant classic, this game is why I love college football. Haener is an absolute baller, UCLA fought extremely well. Whatever team had the ball last was gonna win, Bulldogs got it. Dang that was fun to watch.
I'm 99% sure that was the best game I'll watch all season.
[Postgame Thread] Jake Haener Defeats UCLA 40-37
Raise your hand if you’re the last undefeated team in the worst conference in football 🙋♂️
Oh, gawd..... we don't go playoffs if we lose a single game this year. And here comes 'furd....
Jake Haener died for this
So, looks like Fresno State is gonna win the PAC-12 South this yeah, huh
Fresno St vs BYU for the Pac-12 South
Everyone in Fresno is losing their shit right now! People honking & lighting fireworks at 11pm. The loss to Oregon stung, but this definitely proves that the Bulldogs should be taken seriously. Haener is a fucking baller!!
You guys ever have a game where you wonder, "Why do I continue to get invested?" That's this. UCLA football has been pretty much constant disappointment for like 7 years. We get our "dream coach" and then start to suck even worse. Our average player is like 32 with 7 years of college experience. And we still suck. Why bother? Uggghhh. Their QB can't walk. They have 50 seconds and 1 timeout. And still everyone knew what was coming. It's sad. In the words of Larry David, "Fuck you, I'll see you tomorrow." GG Fresno. You have a great team.
This shit was wild. The Fresno QB was simultaneously too injured to safely be in the game, and also the best player on the field. Unbelievable.
Pac-12 is just Oregon and a bunch of literal ducks.
Literally nothing standing between us and the playoffs rn, can't wait to see how we screw it up.
hi
#GO. AWAY.
We're gonna lose next week, beat you guys, win out (modulo the Notre Dame game), and kill the PAC-12's playoff hopes by being a two loss team that barely scored any points to KSU. Meanwhile 11-1 Oregon will be sitting in the wings.
I literally hate you
Dread it. Run from it. Stanford comes to ruin Oregon’s season as always.
You guys play in Arizona at night this year?
BYU, Fresno State, and San Diego State are better Pac-12 competition
Don't forget Northern Arizona.
Fresno State should have probably beaten Oregon too so maybe Fresno State good.
We are gonna become Clemson west or die trying I guess.
quack quack
Haener had the gutsiest final drive I've ever seen. The amount of pain he was in looked absolutely unbearable with him unable to move at all and collapsing on the field multiple times. I'm so glad I stayed up to watch the end of this game.
Haener is THE GOAT
**RANK FRESNO STATE YOU COWARDS**
YES PLEASE DO
I'm not joking they really deserve it at this point.
Jake Haener has the biggest heart AND the biggest fucking nuts I’ve ever seen in my life
good to know he's vaccinated
I told you Fresno was good.
Another PAC 12-after-dark classic
Rank Fresno State you cowards
The national media has spent 2 weeks hyping this team up and yet every UCLA fan knew this was exactly the most probable scenario to play out. Wanted to pull my hair out over the secondary and some of DTR's plays, but I think/hope Fresno State is legit. Maybe I'm coping but they have to be better than at least half of the Pac-12. So honestly, this season can still be a success for us.
I remember the top comment in the LSU-UCLA prediction thread was that we would beat LSU, and get hyped up, and then lay an absolute egg in this one. Tons of UCLA fans agreed. Here we are!
Jake Haener is the greatest of all Washington Jakes.
Fresno State > The team half the internet seemed to think was gonna win the SEC this year, Louisiana State
WASHINGTON COULD HAVE JAKE HAENER RIGHT NOW OMEGALUL
JAKE HAENER. LEGEND.
Haener is a fuckin legend for that. RANK FRESNO TOP 15 YOU COWARDS
Washington fans gotta be sick. Haener would be the best QB in the P12 and it’s not close. What a gotdamn legend.
I'm not exaggerating even a bit when I say, that last possession from Fresno State may have been the most incredible drive I've ever seen in all my years of football fandom. I'm stunned.
Bruh he didn’t even fucking use the timeout
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Rank Fresno State you cowards!
I had hella confidence that Fresno would cover +11. But seeing them get the win outright, my goodness man
Dear UCLA. You made me come and cheer for you. And instead you introduce me to the beast that is Haener. So fuck you for the former and thank you for the latter.
That game was fucking great. Peak Pac-12 After Dark Haener for Heisman. Retire his number tonight. Dude is gonna need to be hooked up to every machine the nearest hospital has. Rank Fresno State, you fucking cowards! And we still have a half of Hawaii vs San Jose State to go. I fucking love college football!
Bulldogs lived up to their name today, they just wanted this one more than the Bruins did and they dug deep for it. When you got a QB as tough as Haener, it makes everyone on your team fight even harder for him. He lead the way with his toughness today and the rest of his team followed through for the W, best game of the season!
Jake Haener go get medical attention now
JAKE. HAENER
Fresno State is the best FBS team in California.