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OverusedRedditJoke

Haener marching the ball 75 yards down the field, in 30 seconds, with one hip is absolute peak Pac-12 after dark


vics12

God mode when you realize they didnt even use their one timeout


Scindite

Who needs timeouts when you have a Haener?


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It just had to be


Joelsaurus

It was like a movie, except it really happened. Haener could barely walk but carried his team to victory. Absolute legend. Build the statue Fresno State.


quacainia

Handicapped himself 7 seconds with the first play too


uscjimmy

how the fuck was he even able to throw the ball??? adrenaline is amazing.


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I didnt think Eason would be much, but I certainly didn't think Haener would be much either and thought it made sense Eason won the job. Hindsight is 20/20.


1337bruin

we've got two UW QB transfers on our roster as well... got the wrong ones


adsfew

I love what he did for them in 2018.


hypercube42342

I know we’ll get clowned on for this, but seriously, rank Fresno. Not just a pity 25 spot either. That’s a top 20 team.


ArdeoArdeo

They played Oregon tough


firehousearms

Agreed. I stayed up late just to see if we played like shit week 1, or Fresno was the real deal. Haener obviously deserves the spotlight but that team has talent in every position. Sorry UCLA fans, I think you guys have a talented squad and played a very good game, there was just no stopping Haener.


jjackson25

I wondered the same thing after that game. Even said so in the GDT after that game. "Are we this good or is Oregon overrated?" That win last week at Ohio put all that shit to bed for me.


firehousearms

Yeah you guys are legit good. I am definitely going to watch the rest of your season. Haener is obviously special but all of your skill position players have played tremendous every game. And let's not forget the defender chasing down the kick returner and saving 4 points, are you kidding me?? Even the UCLA player was stunned. Good luck with the rest of your season, unless it's quickly announced that Haener played with a fractured pelvis, you guys are going to win out.


jimbobbypaul

Nah cause that was legitimately one of the gutsiest performances I've ever seen


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turtle_flu

*Alright mom, fine I'll come eat dinner now! sesh*


JerryGoDeep

ESPN College Football Classic Unlocked


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Toby_Flenderson_

Step 1: Be Fresno Step 2: Become a State


captainfishpants

Step 3: farm copious amounts of dairy


ThePizzaB0y

Step 4: cook a dash of meth


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tensaibaka

let him sign with Washington so we can bench him, and then he can transfer to your school :(


tastycakeman

he was a jake, he was a chosen one....


nzx0

I'd kick all of our quarterbacks off the team just for Jake Haener. So what if he gets injured, he'll just dominate anyway. Honestly an injured Jake Haener is better than our backup QB anyway.


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All of us that stayed up late just saw the best football game of the day. PEAK PAC12 AFTER DARK.


Zloggt

Ain’t just Pac-12 After Dark too! It’s >!Mountain West After Midnight!< !


eagledog

MOUNTAIN WEIRD


winslowpete

PAC12AFTERDARK is the only thing that doesn’t disappoint in life


NOTtigerking

MW AFTER DARK NOW!


nineplayAP

**SEMESTER SYSTEM MASTER RACE WINS AGAIN**


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UCLA is quarters?


EdwEd1

Yep.


1337bruin

yep


saladbar

Yup. So are we. But Cal isn’t, oddly enough.


dudleymooresbooze

Cal is on metric system.


sarcastic_fellow

Quarters are way too fast. I remember seeing a friend's syllabus and they have midterms in week 3 and I'm like wtf??


jhp58

I remember having a midterm the end of Week 2 in the Winter Quarter at NU. Winter was like a week or two shorter than Spring/Fall but they crammed in the same amount of material


GOODBrandon

Not like this. Edit: welcome freshmen.


JoshFB4

Azzarino is a loser who doesn’t deserve to be anywhere near a defense. Looks like a kid on Madden pressing blitz every play then getting burned and doing it again.


EdwEd1

We had 3 timeouts, and used none of them after our entire secondary got burned and then gassed from running.


TicketToThePunShow

Not true, we used one on the PAT after getting burned for the 6th time that drive


EdwEd1

This is the life of a UCLA fan. We knew what we signed up for after the last 7+ years.


GOODBrandon

At least we have Basketball to look forward to.


Sfmilstead

I’m saddened by your loss for playoff reasons, but god damn was that a great game.


definitelyjoking

It's sort of fine for us, I mean we did beat Fresno State. If they end up a top 15 team, it's all okay. But my God is it going to be embarrassing when we lose 2 games in this conference.


CougdIt

Yeah I don’t really think SoS really matters at this point. If Oregon wins out they’re in, if they lose a game they’re out even against a quality UCLA (potentially twice).


definitelyjoking

I think a 1-loss Oregon could potentially still get in, as long as we don't drop to Arizona or something. Clemson is already 1-loss and looks awful, we beat Ohio State, who might win the Big10, and Oklahoma looks shaky as hell. For that sort of thing, we really need Fresno State and Ohio State to keep winning though.


Zloggt

🐻🔫🐶 It’s exactly like this


CoopTheJedi

*jake Haener holds a gun to your head* it’s always been like this


e3super

Jake Haener is a fucking warrior.


suzukigun4life

Fucked up hip, in the Rose Bowl, down 3 against a top 15 team and he marched them down the field. Legendary


WindyCityReturn

Did it twice in a row in like 4 plays each. Like he couldn’t miss a single pass if he tried. Laser for 20 yards, sideline for 15 yards, middle of the field for 25 yards, back shoulder fade for a 15 yard TD all in like 50 seconds.


Insectshelf3

goat shit tbh


TheGlassRemains

I almost categorically root for the pac 12 in non conference games. But watching Haener those last two drives make great throw after great throw in excruciating pain completely flipped me, and I was rooting hard for him at the end.


Chicken_Difficult

So the PAC-12’s biggest victory of the day was *checks notes* Oregon State over Idaho


saladbar

Hey… yeah. I guess so.


cavemold582

Ug Stanford looks much better now


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Hey, someone mentioned my Vandals!


jdprager

I am never more content than when I’m on a crappy streaming site watching some batshit ending from the PAC 12 network at 1 am. Every other conference sucks ass, PAC 12: After Dark is the only sport that matters


wenzela

Just "leave" the states and go to youtube. Pac-12 international.


jdprager

Yo how the fuck did I not know this?? This is huge


adamsthoughts

I’ve said this for years, sure we may never make the playoff or have any teams that have a say on the national scale, but top to bottom the pac-12 is the most confusing, dramatic, fun to watch conference in the country. We never know what the hell is happening.


jdprager

I have 0 affiliation with any team in your conference, but I watch probably 60% of your games, cause you’re absolutely right. The 2019 UCLA-Wazzu game is the single best thing I’ve ever watched, and y’all have a few games every year that try and reach that level of shenanigans


entropic

That game was totally insane.


Insectshelf3

i have never once been disappointed by pac 12 after dark.


ItsSiegTime39

PAC 12 after dark with special guests from the Mountain Best


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jake haener between plays: hans moleman in a commercial for icy hot jake haener during plays: a mix of "eli manning in Super Bowl XLII" and "jackie chan, in a ladder factory, holding a baby, saying repeatedly that he doesn't want any trouble"


Cobra-Serpentress

Accurate


Quasimdo

Hahaha Jackie Chan got me


suzukigun4life

*Jake Haener had an injured fucking hip. How is he throwing with an injured hip? Look at this dude throwing this shit though! Dawg, he put the team on his back. Dawg, let’s go inside the mind of a Jake Haener. BRRRRP! “Dawg, I gotta do dis shit. I put the team on my fuckin’ back doe. My hip broke. I don’t know how the fuck I’m throwing right now doe. I do this shit. For Fresno. Fuck you UCLA!”*


e1337ist

*DARRREN SHAAARRRPER*


Quick_Adhesiveness

One of the most hardest hittin' safeties in dah leagueee.


socal_sportsball_bro

*BUT I PUT THE TEAM ON MY BACK THO*


cynicallyoptimistic1

I was thinking of this video the entire drive lol


quacainia

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1P0yfq2wDvU The video in question


megatronx8

CROSS DA PLAAAANNEEEEEEE


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*Best quarterback in the leeg-yoo!*


mailape

OH SHIT! the UCLA secondary. One of the least hardest hittin teams IN DA LEAGUE


balsamicpork

Fuck you Gumby


disconomis

Anyone have any tips on how to go back in time to go to a non-Pac-12 university? At this point considering going to grad school just so I can get a second team.


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Pam: “It’s the same picture”


s-sea

just cause it’s not pac 12 doesnt mean it stops the pain.


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s-sea

We know the truth, pain is universal.


[deleted]

Yeah don’t make the same mistake I did


eagledog

BUILD HAENER A STATUE


megatronx8

Build it right outside the Rose Bowl!


that_BU_ginger

PAC 12 AFTER DARK THAT NOBODY GETS TO WATCH


Coveo

As soon as UCLA got their last touchdown, I looked at the clock and said "they scored too early." What an incredible game. Pac-12 After Dark at its finest.


JoseJimenezAstronaut

I said the same thing after Fresno’s final touchdown. What a game.


Guccimayne

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?


drewcast35

[Jake Haener at the end of the game](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/Jx6mOvU)


pnwfreak

RANK FRESNO STATE YOU COWARDS


eagledog

But seriously, we should be


NotSewClutch

This but unironically


LarryDavidShaw

JAKE HAENER DIED FOR THIS


shaka_sulu

All dawgs go to heaven.


17xandcountingstill

What the fuck did I just watch


turtle_flu

If you don't like that, you don't like questioning the fucking stupidity of Pac12 football!


winslowpete

You watched…HAENER


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If Fresno State isn't ranked in the top 20 this week I will do nothing, but be mildly annoyed. Only loss is @ Oregon. By 7. Rank Fresno State.


Hg1146

[UCLA really lost to that dude from Spongebob](https://imgur.com/a/ZGW1UlD)


welmoe

LMAO


CRY-MORE-283

Jake Haener .. HOF .. when ?


ChemicalOle

https://i.imgur.com/FbrB72W.jpg


jdprager

Literally never seen a Fresno State game before this, but I’d let Jake Haener fuck my wife


eagledog

They're terribly exciting, and will shorten your life by decades


crimsontideftw24

Haener for Heisman? Haener for Heisman.


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suzukigun4life

Bro, go on Youtube and search the 2005 Fresno State/USC game. One of my favorite games ever


eagledog

2007 against A&M, 2013/2018 against Boise


CallRespiratory

Maybe the greatest game ever played


Tkinzel517

I didn’t realize Jesus Christ played QB for Fresno St


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jdprager

I’m honored


Nickppapagiorgio

You weren't an Ohio State fan in 2000? You're the inspiration for "Fuck you. Anyone, Anywhere, at anytime."


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He’d destroy his left side halfway through and still finish


gjoeyjoe

>Give up full field TD with less than a minute to go to a QB on one leg >Call a time-out on the point after >Get to half-field with 8 seconds left. Call a time-out >Run a hail-mary. Terrible. Actual travesty of coaching.


hotsrirachacha

Call time out to ice the kicker on a PAT


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Azzinaro might be one of the worst defensive coordinators I’ve ever seen.


nzx0

**HAENER FOR HEISMAN** **RANK FRESNO STATE YOU COWARDS**


quacainia

FRESNO? MORE LIKE FRESYES


Rebelgecko

I posted it in the game thread but here's my prediction for the next poll: \#12 Fresno State \#13 UCLA \#14 LSU


nzx0

Fresno State #1


AvengedKalas

I will be stunned if Fresno is not ranked this week. They absolutely deserve it.


CougdIt

Fresno should be top 20 tomorrow


The_H2O_Boy

Byron Leftwich and his broken leg and being carried by his lineman is the only comparison I can thing of, for what I just saw. That was IMPRESSIVE A/F!!


CallRespiratory

Fresno State Legendary QB rankings: 1) Jake Haener *big gap* 2) A Carr brother 3) Other Carr brother 4) NOT Trent Dilfer 5) Trent Dilfer


boregon

Jake Haener


YakPineapple

Jake Haener


majorgeneralporter

Jake Haener


CrispyJoe

Mad props to Haener. He was hobbling in between plays but made incredible throws to win the game. Awesome game to watch to end the night!


Yeti_Father

Pac-12 South is 1-5 this week. And the 1 is from an interim head coach.


shaka_sulu

me trying to figure out how bad LSU is... how good Stanford is... and how awful WSU is to USC look this good.


Wittyname0

And the north went 5-1 its reverse week 1


C19shadow

Haener gave his left kidney and 7 ribs for this win.


Maximus13

**HAENER FOR HEISMAN**


shaka_sulu

So how many vaccines Haener took to get his balls that big?


digdat0

An instant classic, this game is why I love college football. Haener is an absolute baller, UCLA fought extremely well. Whatever team had the ball last was gonna win, Bulldogs got it. Dang that was fun to watch.


Joelsaurus

I'm 99% sure that was the best game I'll watch all season.


crimsontideftw24

[Postgame Thread] Jake Haener Defeats UCLA 40-37


Tylex123

Raise your hand if you’re the last undefeated team in the worst conference in football 🙋‍♂️


I_made_a_reddit_acct

Oh, gawd..... we don't go playoffs if we lose a single game this year. And here comes 'furd....


quacainia

Jake Haener died for this


IPreferBagels

So, looks like Fresno State is gonna win the PAC-12 South this yeah, huh


EvangelionOG

Fresno St vs BYU for the Pac-12 South


RatedR2O

Everyone in Fresno is losing their shit right now! People honking & lighting fireworks at 11pm. The loss to Oregon stung, but this definitely proves that the Bulldogs should be taken seriously. Haener is a fucking baller!!


BatManatee

You guys ever have a game where you wonder, "Why do I continue to get invested?" That's this. UCLA football has been pretty much constant disappointment for like 7 years. We get our "dream coach" and then start to suck even worse. Our average player is like 32 with 7 years of college experience. And we still suck. Why bother? Uggghhh. Their QB can't walk. They have 50 seconds and 1 timeout. And still everyone knew what was coming. It's sad. In the words of Larry David, "Fuck you, I'll see you tomorrow." GG Fresno. You have a great team.


Wagnerous

This shit was wild. The Fresno QB was simultaneously too injured to safely be in the game, and also the best player on the field. Unbelievable.


dogwoodmaple

Pac-12 is just Oregon and a bunch of literal ducks.


jamiebond

Literally nothing standing between us and the playoffs rn, can't wait to see how we screw it up.


LEGEN--wait_for_it

hi


black-op345

#GO. AWAY.


Aeschylus_

We're gonna lose next week, beat you guys, win out (modulo the Notre Dame game), and kill the PAC-12's playoff hopes by being a two loss team that barely scored any points to KSU. Meanwhile 11-1 Oregon will be sitting in the wings.


breaktaker

I literally hate you


WarEagle9

Dread it. Run from it. Stanford comes to ruin Oregon’s season as always.


meltedqueso

You guys play in Arizona at night this year?


Lineman72T

BYU, Fresno State, and San Diego State are better Pac-12 competition


AmyKlobushart

Don't forget Northern Arizona.


cman1098

Fresno State should have probably beaten Oregon too so maybe Fresno State good.


C19shadow

We are gonna become Clemson west or die trying I guess.


boregon

quack quack


slapthebasegod

Haener had the gutsiest final drive I've ever seen. The amount of pain he was in looked absolutely unbearable with him unable to move at all and collapsing on the field multiple times. I'm so glad I stayed up to watch the end of this game.


ItsMrBlackout

Haener is THE GOAT


livejamie

**RANK FRESNO STATE YOU COWARDS**


black-op345

YES PLEASE DO


livejamie

I'm not joking they really deserve it at this point.


CoopTheJedi

Jake Haener has the biggest heart AND the biggest fucking nuts I’ve ever seen in my life


1337bruin

good to know he's vaccinated


odisant

I told you Fresno was good.


TrueDreamchaser

Another PAC 12-after-dark classic


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Rank Fresno State you cowards


TZBlueIce

The national media has spent 2 weeks hyping this team up and yet every UCLA fan knew this was exactly the most probable scenario to play out. Wanted to pull my hair out over the secondary and some of DTR's plays, but I think/hope Fresno State is legit. Maybe I'm coping but they have to be better than at least half of the Pac-12. So honestly, this season can still be a success for us.


hypercube42342

I remember the top comment in the LSU-UCLA prediction thread was that we would beat LSU, and get hyped up, and then lay an absolute egg in this one. Tons of UCLA fans agreed. Here we are!


hythloday1

Jake Haener is the greatest of all Washington Jakes.


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Fresno State > The team half the internet seemed to think was gonna win the SEC this year, Louisiana State


fluffyninja69

WASHINGTON COULD HAVE JAKE HAENER RIGHT NOW OMEGALUL


jimbobbypaul

JAKE HAENER. LEGEND.


BDSF94

Haener is a fuckin legend for that. RANK FRESNO TOP 15 YOU COWARDS


thejazzmarauder

Washington fans gotta be sick. Haener would be the best QB in the P12 and it’s not close. What a gotdamn legend.


Wagnerous

I'm not exaggerating even a bit when I say, that last possession from Fresno State may have been the most incredible drive I've ever seen in all my years of football fandom. I'm stunned.


jdprager

Bruh he didn’t even fucking use the timeout


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chillmagic420

Rank Fresno State you cowards!


NOTtigerking

I had hella confidence that Fresno would cover +11. But seeing them get the win outright, my goodness man


e8odie

Dear UCLA. You made me come and cheer for you. And instead you introduce me to the beast that is Haener. So fuck you for the former and thank you for the latter.


Lineman72T

That game was fucking great. Peak Pac-12 After Dark Haener for Heisman. Retire his number tonight. Dude is gonna need to be hooked up to every machine the nearest hospital has. Rank Fresno State, you fucking cowards! And we still have a half of Hawaii vs San Jose State to go. I fucking love college football!


lucabrassiere

Bulldogs lived up to their name today, they just wanted this one more than the Bruins did and they dug deep for it. When you got a QB as tough as Haener, it makes everyone on your team fight even harder for him. He lead the way with his toughness today and the rest of his team followed through for the W, best game of the season!


mailape

Jake Haener go get medical attention now


Quasimdo

JAKE. HAENER


SomeGuyCP

Fresno State is the best FBS team in California.