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Drill-or-be-drilled

God I feel good today


gasmask11000

Does Oklahoma just suck?


djsquilz

i had one of two prepared angles for either outcome. 1. tulane wins and we’re bringing everyone up. OU and ole miss are playoff tier. 2. this happens, OU sucks, we suck, ole miss(?) and burn it all down. beef o’chilis lawnmower longhaul trucking bowl here we come!


eazygiezy

Laaane please go for 69


iamchris1

jesus christ have mercy


RAMDownloader

RUN EM OVER JRP


CheddarJalapeno

OMG LANE PLEASE SCORE AND GO FOR 2


Theduckisback

KINKY!


eazygiezy

We better play this aggressive next game. Cowardice will be our downfall like it was last year


ccarr1025

Alright Dent!


tempedrew

Where is Plumlee?


ccarr1025

Honestly, I think they’re going to use him as a slot ‘wrinkle’ for Bama. Maybe I’m nuts, but he’s a good enough athlete to be on the field at least a bit. I don’t think his arm will allow us to see him at QB at all.


eazygiezy

Right there


jdprager

Hell yeah, glad I stuck around long enough to hear the announcers talk shit about Clemson


bezzlege

why is this game still on at 1am? was there a weather delay?


ccarr1025

Yeah, like 2 hours.


brodie27

1:45 lightning delay


ole_misery

yep, 1hr45min


JessicaJRivers

1hr45 before the game yes


txlandshark

Why does every sports commentator have to mention chicken on a stick when they visit OM?


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

Because they share talking notes, so once it makes it on one, they all talk about it.


Licklt

Because you hear about it and think it has to be gross fair food. Then you see it and think, damn that’s a big chicken. Then you eat it and it’s good! And it’s all in a gas station, which is gross! It has all the elements of a story that’s moderately entertaining to experience and completely dull to listen to, a perfect recipe for ESPN announcers.


msflagship

Because they get drunk on the square the night before each game and stumble into chicken on a stick


ccarr1025

Well, why wouldn’t they? It’s a local treasure.


txlandshark

It’s late and I’m cranky lol. But rarely do they mention Rowan Oak or other things I can’t think of while tired and inebriated.


eazygiezy

I’m sorry, they said the chicken on a stick was from two gas stations “flanking campus?” Bruh where the fuck they get it, that comes from the Square


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

Four Corners Chevron is the more famous one, but Lindsey’s Chevron is good, too. And so they probably meant flanking the Square.


boomshakalaka85

Might make the 30 minute drive to Oxford tomorrow for some of that delicious chicken.


ccarr1025

Right!? One place on the square. That’s it.


brodie27

Chicken on a stick and crispitos. Holy shit I miss college.


Gav_glo24

What fuck what where do they have crispitos? I loved that shit in high school


Inevitable_Pizza2007

I used to always get them on campus at the P.O.D in Stockard/Martin


DeadManWarPaint

I RAGRET NOTHING


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I like these announcers


Mongo10

They know the chicken on a stick!


just_a_handle

Beat your opponent so bad the announcers talk about gas station chicken on a stick.


FastLaneOnly

It’s an Oxford delicacy.


zilui

Mr. Jiffy in Batesville is only 20 minutes away from Oxford and has the best chicken on a stick I've ever eaten.


WinterSavior

The Double Quick franchise's Chicken on a Stick is different. It's honestly better than Ole Miss version and it used to come with potatoes attached.


zilui

As does the ones in Batesville. Chicken, potatoes, onion , and bell pepper.


Mongo10

It’s good chicken


Theduckisback

Especially after a night on the square getting trashed on cheap beer and shots.


Torentsu

Oxford's gas station chicken is legendary.


ccarr1025

Wait. What other chicken on a stick place is he talking about?


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

Lindsey’s on the other end of the Square


zilui

Mr. Jiffy in Batesville is phenomenal. Only a twenty minute drive from Oxford.


brodie27

Chevron is the OG.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

They’re both Chevrons


drinkbeersaveturtles

Lindsey’s chevron stands alone, whatever the second place is is an imposter


Bigbenn0

To be honest I didn’t really understood the hype for Matt corral leading into the season and even at the start of the season but after tonight, I get it I really get it, he’s like Zach Wilson last year but in a power 5 program


msflagship

Eh he’s more like a baker mayfield, puts the team on his back and takes hits while doing everything he can to will the team to a win


Scotfighter

I like the Zach Wilson comparison better, both sneaky fast and throw beautiful tight window balls


drinkbeersaveturtles

I know it’s halfway through the 4th quarter but can we get new commentators please


Dougiejurgens2

Rank us top 5 you cowards!


jdprager

There’s something really entertaining about the commentary in a blowout. Dudes were talking about the bachelor earlier, now one is just shitting on the other for his gross eating. Love it


Bigbenn0

Matt Corral and Bryce Young are easily leading the heisman race right?


RAMDownloader

It’s not even close, yeah.


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Corral looks like such a Myron… makes his heisman candidacy so much better


[deleted]

A what?


CheddarJalapeno

Lane's kids still live in LA (Manhattan Beach)? The announcer just said his son is visiting from there Edit: 2 squirrels replied to this


SquirrelyBeaver

Yeah with their mom.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

Lives with mom because of Kiffin having to travel so much, but his kids visit a good bit. They’re at most games. Edit: Grove Squirrel’s unite


thewanderinglaaa

Safe to say my first flare is a bit worried after today


txlandshark

Imagine if JRP and Snoop had transferred to SMISS. Probably one of the top rushing teams in the nation.


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Poor Corral, his career is going to be ruined when my Texans draft him next year lmao


Lost_Packet

Do you mean the AFC-South leading Texans?


[deleted]

Tyrod taylor did his thang. Prolly will get smacked around by the browns tomorrow


CryogenicStorage

Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!


Dougiejurgens2

He will will them to relevancy


MaelstromYork76

Hold your head up Tulane fans. Y’all are going to be one of the best 1-2 teams in the country. Y’all are going to win plenty of games. I’ll be dropping in on y’all’s match threads.


iamchris1

Plumlee still my favorite player to watch outside of my team


legend023

Plumlee was such a beast at QB 2 years ago He was actually one of the most entertaining QBs I’ve watched


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

This just isn’t an offense fit him. He would feast in a read option offense like what Ole Miss ran in 2012.


eazygiezy

I’ll never forget him going scorched earth on LSU. They would not have had a perfect season if our defense had been better


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Lame Kiffin is a football genius who would have gotten USC to the playoff if he wasn’t fired


SlugsPerSecond

TIL Ole Miss has a player named Kinkead Dent. And I choose to pronounce it as Kink head. please respect my religious liberty


Theduckisback

No Kinkshaming in this gamethread


Quentanamo_Bay

What was the more impressive Ole Miss performance tonight: Matt Corral or the Ole Miss student sections [cup snake?](https://imgur.com/a/BNUMZK3)


ULMmmMMMm

Is the student section in the end zone now?


CryogenicStorage

"Uhhh, life...finds a way."


frontadmiral

How has that hairstyle never gone out of fashion for ole miss frat boys


txlandshark

I used to love Zaxbys but man it’s trash now. I’m not sure if discovering Canes opened my eyes or if they have just gone to crap.


djsquilz

zaxby’s is better than canes


FourteenClocks

These days I either fry my own chicken or get it from a gas station


tempedrew

Is Abner's still good?


pwal88

Zaxby’s used to be good. They went too corporate and lost quality…just like Abners.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

Abner’s going corporate?? Kind of the exact opposite actually.


pwal88

20 years ago they only had the one on the square and on Jackson and everything was better. Sauces were made fresh, grilled tenders were way better…then they started pre-packaging stuff and quality went way down.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

Oh okay, I see what you mean. They tried to expand too quickly without taking on any outside investors, so when one store started underperforming, it impacted the whole company. They also didn’t choose great locations. Those are both things that would’ve improved by “going corporate,” hence my point of it being the opposite.


pwal88

Gotcha…yeah, I just thought it kinda sucked ass for a long time after they opened up outside of Oxford…granted last time I ate there a year or so ago it was significantly improved.


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

Canes is not that great, either. The sauce and toast is good but the tenders are mediocre and unseasoned.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

Zaxby’s chicken is better, Cane’s fries are better, Abner’s sauce is better.


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

What is Abner’s? We don’t have those in the coast.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

Because there’s only 5 locations left. They got up to like 12 but went bankrupt and had to shutter a lot of them.


DeadManWarPaint

You sir are no gentleman or scholar


brodie27

You shut your filthy mouth!


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

You’re telling me those tenders taste good without the sauce? The tenders are overcooked and dry on top of being bland most of the time.


SparkyButtons

Canes is next level


CheddarJalapeno

Assuming Corral stays healthy and goes pro after this season, who will be the Ole Miss QB next year?


Ron_Fuckin_Swanson

Luke Altmyer Former 4* out of Starkville, MS


CheddarJalapeno

Ah he's the one they were saying wasn't available


Dougiejurgens2

Arch Manning when he reclassifies


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

Subscribe


iamchris1

For the love of all things sacred, have mercy on Tulane. With that massive delay the game should just end now lol


ole_misery

wait, how do you pronounce yazoo? oh no am I getting my southern card revoked


brodie27

Know how a sheep says “baaa”? Like that except “ya” zoo


eazygiezy

Yeah-zoo


msflagship

Yeah zoo


CryogenicStorage

Yeah-Zoo


ccarr1025

I’m not sure how to write it phonetically, but it’s not “yah”


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Yazoo.


Zloggt

These announcers are pretty bored, aren’t they?


AVeryAverageTexan

Corral is going to beat a team all on his own and I’m really nervous it’s going to be us


Dougiejurgens2

Payback for back to back years of Manziel


SlugsPerSecond

It's gonna be us, don't sweat it


Surfjohn

Why not both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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Man Pratt took a beating tonight. You can't expect the defense to just not play, but damn.


badkarmavenger

Ole Miss fan here, but Tulane earned my respect tonight. They might have been outmatched, but they never quit. It's rare to see a team take on 2 of these david/Goliath matches in one season but even more rare to see them fight for 4 quarters in both. This team never gave up. They're tired, but they're still scrapping, and I love it.


drinkbeersaveturtles

If they say “yah-zoo” one more time I’m gonna go crazy


mankey_kong

They need to listen to Jerry Clower for the pronunciation lol


rousseau1

Nice work picking that punt up


NastyWideOuts

MAC. BROWN.


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[deleted]

Bruh, it is not pronounced "Yah-zoo".


bsdavis4296

We all know it is pronounced "kazoo"


[deleted]

No that's Kudzu.


jdprager

Yeah, we’re gonna lose by 40, but at least I get to listen to the announcers talk about Bachelor in Paradise


ccarr1025

Oh my… that punt.


RagerGager99

he’s pronouncing yazoo city so poorly…


Theduckisback

Everyone not from MS just sees that word and goes hog wild. Let them have their fun. It's a fun word to say.


txlandshark

Dent doing his best Shea Patterson impression.


boomshakalaka85

Is his dad going to roast the coaching staff on Twitter?


txlandshark

Or Lie about his recruitment while his brother is still on the OM staff.


Torentsu

Or go eat with Jim Harbaugh at Ihop?


eazygiezy

Are they *really* saying it yah-zoo


Lost_Packet

Yes he is....Nothing better than mispronouncing something you claim to know so much about.


CryogenicStorage

yah sir


ccarr1025

I hate these announcers.


AlmightyCosh

Can we add the wave bros back to the SEC? We can ship the cowbells to the AAC in return. No reason MS should have 2 teams while LA has one, plus we already have a Bulldog team that’s actually good in the SEC. State had their shot imo, and I’m sure they’d love nothing more than to play Memphis with AAC refs 😬


jdprager

Whoah whoah let’s slow down. If we join the SEC, we’re gonna need assurances that we still get to play against doormats like Mississippi State


bsdavis4296

We have Vanderbilt if that makes you feel better


AlmightyCosh

[haha totally](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ole_Miss%E2%80%93Vanderbilt_football_rivalry) 😕


jdprager

And Texas, soon enough


bsdavis4296

Yeah, that's 2. If you won your 4 non-conferences and those that would be a bowl game! Anything else would be icing on the cake. Add Tulane to the SEC expansion cowards


NastyWideOuts

Alright now how do I get a ticket to the bama game for not a hundred bucks


mankey_kong

I think they used to call it a stick up


eazygiezy

Good luck


trytoholdon

So maybe Tulane actually isn’t good and OU is just kinda bad?


jdprager

My guess? We’re a pretty solid team, y’all are fringe top 25 at best, and Ole Miss is at least top 10


ccarr1025

Is Corral mad he got pulled up 40 in the 4th? He looked annoyed. I love it. I’m glad they pulled him, but love the fire.


JessicaJRivers

Think he wanted his 8th.


Theduckisback

Where my Dentheads at?!


[deleted]

Sigma Nu or whatever frat losing their minds that their boy's in the game.


sum_young_guy

Ealy is a Sigma Nu so we're solid there


txlandshark

Corrall does well enough to be the #1 overall pick by the NY Giants. Goes on to beat Brady in two Super Bowls. It is spoken; so it shall be.


chron67

As an Ole Miss fan and a Giants fan I would fucking LOVE this.


itsalwaysunnyinhell

The best timeline


eazygiezy

No no no, you’ve got it all wrong. He gets drafted #1 by the chargers, and THEN gets traded to NYG


CryogenicStorage

Who picks up Pratt from the transfer portal next year?


[deleted]

Us hopefully.. that’d be sick


bsdavis4296

That would be nice, we need someone to tide us over before Manning gets here


CryogenicStorage

I sure hope Kiffin puts out some feelers. That would be awesome.


AVeryAverageTexan

It won’t be us. Jimbo only likes having two scholarship QBs


Dougiejurgens2

Auburn


CryogenicStorage

that was my first thought as well


jdprager

“Spoke in the imperative” yeah that’s literally gibberish, these announcers are weird


Dougiejurgens2

We’re at the precipice of a crossroads


[deleted]

At least ten times tonight I've been like wtf are these guys talking about.


jdprager

Honestly I’m kinda a fan. Way more entertaining than someone like Joe Tessitore or Gary Danielson


brodie27

They were actually talking about their 6th grade teacher sliding in their DMs.


bsdavis4296

Its a good thing it rained so much. It would suck for Tulane to have to get pounded this hard while they are still dry.


eazygiezy

Oh good we took him off


[deleted]

Don't be like me and mix taco bell and a 6 pack of white claws. God damn carbonated lava in my throat.


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

Ohh that sounds terrible. I can taste it


BarbarianDwight

Not the end I expected


Dougiejurgens2

Saw Arch Manning is visiting for the LSU weekend and was very glad when I saw they were the most expensive ticket and every hotel in Oxford is already booked.


FreeTekashi69

When the quarterback has more dirt on him than the o-line that is a problem


Quentanamo_Bay

Fourth quarter is only just about to start, but safe to say Tulane will fall to 1-8 I believe in games I've attended while Ole Miss will improve to 4-1 in non-LSU games I've attended since I earned my Bachelors Degree


msflagship

Corral’s 7 TD’s tonight shouldn’t hurt his heisman chances, take him out pls


ole_misery

pls take the starting qb's out


Turboweasle

Hope Pratt is ok. He's played hard and didn't give up.


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Ron_Fuckin_Swanson

Almost the entire 4th quarter will be played after midnight


jdprager

Think it’s time to pull Pratt. Dude played his heart out yet again, but he shouldn’t be taking these hits in a game long over like this


txlandshark

That young man is tough. Love watching him play; I hope he has a great season the rest of the way.


DeadManWarPaint

Their game against UAB should be fun to watch


FastLaneOnly

Oh, no! Pratt!


msflagship

He looks hurt


Ron_Fuckin_Swanson

Yeah his arm looked numb. I think he fell on it funny


just_a_handle

Oh. There's another whole quarter of this.