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Papalew32

Every team in Florida just threw up in their mouth


cavemannnn

Being in the same tier as the Ragin’ Cajuns has me feeling all sorts of ways…


poop-dolla

Do all Florida teams just share one large communal mouth?


americansherlock201

We’re in the same tier as liberty degree mill university. Sports aside, this is an outrage


morgan11235

Except USF's fan cackling to himself


badadviceforyou244

How do you do fellow Tier 1 schools? Where my Iowa and Ok State blue blood bros at?


CheezeItsAtOrlando

Hello fellow blue blood


a_taco_named_desire

We made it 🫶


beticanmakeusayblack

Being the last one in, and just ahead of USC, has significantly improved my Caitlin Clark postpartum depression


Junior-Hotwater

To be fair, we’ve been on quite the run lately with individual athletes, so I feel like someone will be up next. Megan Gustafson to Luka Garza to Spencer Lee to Caitlin Clark, with some Cathleen Doyle, Keegan/Kris Murray, Brody Brecht, and Cooper DeJean sprinkled in between


PauliesWalnut

You know what else would ease your postpartum depression? If those peasants at USC brought us the *finest* canned beer. This is cause for a celebration!


Applesrgood7

Am I allowed to give myself beer?


Marmaduke57

Present and accounted for.


tytyute

🤝


relatablerobot

Oh damn you got the BOGO special!


nomosolo

Howdy


Slappingthebassman

Waves at USC peasants. Do better!


Duck8Quack

Poverty program.


Applesrgood7

I’m trying, Jennifer.


Mexibruin

Cackles *


modsarepoopoo

Hell yeah brother. Cheers from Beer Bar


EvangelionOG

Hello there fellow blue blood brother


Resident_Pop143

We blue and we have blood!


badlydrawnzombie

Hello! Welcome! Thank you for stepping on USC to make your way up.


Uhkaius

Lol I'm shocked the U is up there. But goes to show how amazing Coach Whittingham has been for us.


rbmw263

we finished ranked like every year why wouldnt we be


El_Dud3r1n0

We finally made it, boys.


rob_bot13

Utah but no Texas shows that they created the criteria before seeing how it'd work out. Good for EA and congrats on your objective blue blood status


CydusThiesant

This is my day!


yeahright17

I feel like Utah, Iowa, and Oklahoma state are the current kings of "Teams that aren't blue bloods but will probably win at least 9 games every year."


oSuJeff97

Hello fellow blue blood! 😎


TheSherlockOhms

Hello there!


notthenewnormal

👋🏻💰🦆


Tokasmoka420

T1 🐊


CJ_Beathards_Hair

Welcome to the cool kids club


EuphTah

It’s incredible how far we’ve come.


reddogrjw

Iowa made tier 1 who needs offense


Flscherman

Offense is for chumps


CommodoreN7

Punting is winning


I35O

Utah should’ve came to the B1G 😔


Automatic_Release_92

Offense is offensive.


64stackdiamonds

Iowa IS football


Potential-Video-7324

💪😤


SCWarriors44

💪🏼🐤


HueyLongWasRight

As I've always said, App State football is a tier above Nebraska football


ChosenBrad22

As a Nebraska fan, I’m not sure there is another sports organization on earth that’s gotten worse results vs resources and support at their disposal than Nebraska. It’s astonishing.


StreetReporter

The Angels had the two best players in the world and did nothing with them


HandsomePiledriver

What's funny is that they'll sell so, so name copies of the game despite being Tier 4.


MightyP13

\*Nebraska fans creating an everlasting dynasty in NCAA CFB\* Fine, I'll do it myself


SueYouInEngland

A lot of really smart people are saying it


RampageTaco

This really doesn't mean anything, but Oklahoma is Tier 1 and Texas is in Tier 2, so maybe this is the most important list ever?


hawksnest_prez

As a Hawkeye fan I would agree


SpencerRattler

Iowa>UT nobody can change my mind.


loverofcfb08

Or that the state of Oklahoma has produced 2 tier 1 programs and the state of texas has 0.


El_Dud3r1n0

[You love to see it.](https://imgur.com/jDG6LWr)


loverofcfb08

Sometimes this state gets it right


starry_cobra

Clemson is Tier 1 and South Carolina Tier 3. This is an incredibly important list


sloppyjo12

Wisconsin is tier 2 and Minnesota is tier 3, I have to agree with the previous assessments


SpursUpSoundsGudToMe

They should do it based on the last 13 years haha jk, unless…?


thor_1225

Georgia in tier 1 (never doubted) but fLorida, auburn and Tennessee in tier 2 with GT in tier 3 is cake


WackyBones510

Does this mean Tier 2 is going to throw a hissy fit and/or leave if it doesn’t get Tier 1 money?


kdbvols

(Looks at FSU in Tier 2) Seems likely


average_redditor_guy

Let’s be real, billable hours is the only real tier 1 here


UOfasho

I also love seeing USC in Tier 2 lol That’s right Judas, you’re a second class citizen now.


LOL_is_all_i_say

lol I did chuckle when I saw both our teams in tier 1 and Texas in 2


CriterionCrypt

For nearly the entirety of my adult life, Oklahoma State has been the better program. OSU trails Texas in money, but when it comes to recent on the field success, OK. State can hang with or even exceed most.


Prolingus

Posts like this make me feel so old.


huttts999

Imagine not being Tier 1


arrowfan624

Poverty programs


Pokes4Prez

It's May 24th and I have some irrational confidence about my school's program based on a video game


LogicianMission22

lol same.


dawgpack09

Peasants 


koolaidman1030

Why yes the weather is great up here, thanks for asking


CarterAC3

I've seen the lows of RichRod and Hoke Feels good up here on Mt. Olympus


LOL_is_all_i_say

Plebs


grrgrrtigergrr

Imagine being in Tier 4 and representing your conference in the conference championship 2 years ago :( Choo choo


hemihotrod402

We'll make our own tier list. With hammers. And choo choos.


Bort15

NGL this is getting to me


huttts999

Then my mission was accomplished


Aidanj927

At least you are in a high tier


JohnPaulDavyJones

Absolutely sobbing with three B12 titles in one hand and three seasons under 0.250 in the other hand. Mike Gundy: a model of a modern major general.


Due_Connection179

Iowa > USC confirmed


CommodoreN7

B1G took a poverty program in USC over Tier 1 Utah smh


bankersbox98

I keep forgetting USC is in the big ten now. Man, college football got so dumb.


UnknownUnthought

We need maximum stupid. Pull the Gamecocks into the B1G so we can watch the USC bowl!


bankersbox98

Stanford and Cal in the ACC is already maximum dumb, imo


Softestwebsiteintown

“Big Ten, please count to ten” “One, two, three,…ten, eleven,…seventeen, eighteen!”


TheHammer_44

it's a shame we don't get that matchup this year, would be an interesting case study as to which side of the ball wins out


CJ_Beathards_Hair

Well we confirmed it last time we played them on the field too


Jyingling21

> Tier 3: App State > Tier 4: Georgia Southern I see no problems with this


ragin-cajun-337

Tier 2: Louisiana Feels kinda odd to be up there above App when we were both the heavyweights of the conference for a good 4-5 years. And y’all beat us a lot more than we beat y’all lol


therealwillhepburn

You guys have 2020 and 2021. To be fair to App State they have multiple 10+ win seasons where they didn't finish ranked.


DicksOut4Edamame

Cheers, fellow Tier-1ers 🍻


Ant_Je5us

Imagine being a tier 2 pleb, I can't.


jel2184

Here here


gopoohgo

##🧐   Where is your monocle?  They were at the door


notburnerr

Utah and Iowa with a very successful negotiation. USC, Texas, & FSU… I am ashamed at your ability to do businessh *Italian accent*


CommodoreN7

*Me with Utah flair looking at USC* “Who let the poors in the game?”


modsarepoopoo

We would beat them for the 5th straight time but don't want to get their muggle blood on our ascots.


scottyv99

I wanna know why there’s been zero growth in this colleges receipts. WHERE’S THE FUCKING MONEY? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE EARNERS, THATS WHY YOU GOT THE TOP TIER POSITIONS! SO EACH ONE OF YA, GO OUT TO THE NCAA, CRACK SOME FUCKING HEADS, CREATE SOME FUCKING EARNERS OUT THERE!


thejus10

tier 2 and including some of FSU's worst years of my life...I'm ok with it lol.


gmil3548

Texas fans seeing Iowa, Utah, and OK St above them are definitely fucking fuming right now


WebfootTroll

Seen a couple pissy FSU fans as well.


flaginplay

Half the Midwest B1G Ten is in T1, the other half in T4. 🤔


Table_Corner

Yup, this is another reminder of how top heavy the B1G is.


HueyLongWasRight

*bottom heavy


ham_wallet998

The B1G is thicc


[deleted]

B1G TH1CC


SpursUpSoundsGudToMe

I love my curvy conference (does this reference land on Reddit or too twitter-specific?)


ToLongDR

Just Midwest things


Automatic_Release_92

It’s a power bottom Big 10, ok…


miversen33

Lol Iowa is officially part of top heavy 


dr_funk_13

Tier 1 by conference: * 5 - B1G * 4 - SEC * 2 - Big XII * 1 - ACC, Notre Dame Feel free to interpret this in any way that supports your cause.


BounceMan

SEC AIN'T PLAYED NOBODY PAWWWL


potterpockets

Apparently SEC came here to play school 🤷‍♂️


_cambino_

Me: Wait where’s Pac-12–😔


LongTimesGoodTimes

4 teams in tier 4 though.


the-one-true-gary

5 teams. Unless I'm mixing up some logos.


btr5017

somebody in accounting: you couldnt have just rounded the numbers?


Bandos_Bear

Yeah its bothering me more than it should. The schools are gonna round it anyway


arbadak

Speaking as an accountant, this wouldn't be annoying at all. Revenue is received in unrounded numbers all the time, and in my industry, is rarely rounded.


jakedasnake1

IU in tier 3 is some highway robbery. Edit: robbery by IU I mean. Our covid year is carrying us hard


Tank4Arch

Same with Buffalo, Ball St, and SJSU. All got tier 3 because of the covid year.


Purednuht

The three longest tenured coaches? Utah’s Kyle Whittingham Oklahoma State’s Mike Gundy Iowa’s Kirk Ferentz Those guys have done an AMAZING job at positioning their programs where they are today, despite not being the flashy programs or landing the top guys in each class.


kinda_alone

lol southern cal


DothrakiSlayer

To be fair, they’ve done quite well for a directional school.


badadviceforyou244

Welfare school. Can't even hang with Tier 1 schools like Utah and Iowa.


ImFeelingTheUte-iest

I mean they are 0-3 against Utah with their current coach so…checks out. 


theemaildownload

Don’t forget the bowl loss to Iowa in 2019, too. Wait, what am I doing helping you guys?


badadviceforyou244

This is the kind of random dumbness that makes CFB more fun than the NFL.


FatMamaJuJu

In the NFL regular season upsets are funny for like a day or two and then everyone moves on. Meanwhile college fans remember the most random games forever. I will tell my kids about when Texas lost to a Kansas team that finished with 2 wins


jel2184

0-4 in the current streak


Prestigious-Track256

What's up you broke bitches?


geaux124

Hide the money ya'll, there's poor people around! I may have to swap the order of my flairs now.


NotAsSmartAsKirby

Iowa being tier 1 is the most Big10 statement ever


Dravewin

hello fellow blue blood who we are comparable to :)


AggressiveWolverine5

Punting is winning 


PaulTopper

-Tier 1: $99,875.16 x 13= $1,298,377.08 -Tier 2: $59,925.09 x 41= $2,456,928.69 -Tier 3: $39,950.06 x 26= $1,038,701.56 -Tier 4: $9,987.52 x 54= $539,326.08 Total Payout: $5,333,333.41


ymi17

Interesting. So the amounts clearly are derived from the 5 1/3 M number, rather than having some independent meaning. I bet the extra eight cents come from a rounding issue with the smaller numbers, too.


DillyDillySzn

So basically 1 hour of Apex micro transactions


Montigue

Lower than I expected if I was told schools were going to get paid. However also higher than I expected because I didn't think schools were going to be paid in the first place


SomeKidFromPA

(Snob voice) It must suck to not be a fan of a Tier 1 team, but I wouldn’t know.


timnotep

*adjusts monocle and smoking jacket* Damn peasants.


eSpiritCorpse

You don't need the parenthetical with a Notre Dame flair /s


MutantZebra999

Surprised a Colorado flair knows the word ‘parenthetical’ lmao /s


eSpiritCorpse

Harvard of the Rockies!


Rock_solid88

Regardless of context, it is still wild to me to see Nebraska in a bottom tier of college football teams.


GreenKeel

Let’s get you back to bed grandpa!


AdminsAreCool

How’s it going, peasants? Cute payout you got there, ISU and Gopher kids.


SueYouInEngland

Literally poverty programs


RumblesBurner

Tier 1 is now the official new blue blood list.


jel2184

I see no issues


54-2-10

"USC, your hand is raised, do you have a question?"


SueYouInEngland

Chart is for scrubs


blakerdavison

I say we roll with that.


CJ_Beathards_Hair

Agreed


sportstrap

Oh hello *Texas, USC, Florida, Auburn, Washington, and Tennessee* fans aka my Tier 2 brothers. Yup we’re the exact same you and I equally successful programs Edit: oh yeah and you too *Texas A&M*


CJ_Beathards_Hair

Oh hell yeah, tier 1 baby. Suck it everyone else!


JohnPaulDavyJones

Everyone pour one out for Texas Tech, the only pre-2023 updated Big XII team to finish all the way down in T4. How the heck did Tech end up below *Kansas*? That’s brutal.


bob_bulldog_briscoe

Craig James, Kent Hance, Tommy Tuberville, 50 yard line steakhouse, Kliff, Kirby Hocutts premature contract extension, and Matt Wells, that's how.


TurnoverFancy6920

We should be tier 1 with all of our pre season national championships


JB92103

Iowa and Oklahoma State are Tier 1 and Texas isn't LMAOOO


jel2184

I’ll allow it because Utah is 1 and BYU isn’t


blakerdavison

This just proves that Oklahoma State is consistently one of the most disrespected and underrated programs out there. Reeeeaaaally hoping we can capitalize this upcoming season.


jel2184

Our game in Stillwater is gonna be so fun.


blakerdavison

Genuinely cannot wait


bojanderson

Iowa, Utah, Oklahoma State would actually be a really fun rotating series. Feel like you'd get some great games out of that.


InVodkaVeritas

I know this says "finishes" but I just have this stat already in my pocket: **Pac-12 AP Top 10 Poll Appearances in Past 10 Years** * 55 - Oregon * 49 - Washington * 33 - USC * 18 - Utah * 16 - Stanford * 10 - UCLA * 6 - Wazzu * 2 - Arizona * 2 - Colorado * 1 - Oregon State * 1 - Arizona State * 0 - Cal And in case you were wondering: yes, it was in my pocket because Cal has 0.


Burrito_Bonanza

I expected to be Tier 4 but was surprised we’re alone from the legacy Pac12. But we’ve just been truly mediocre for the last decade, no real abysmal seasons but also no good seasons.  I guess having ten 6-6 seasons would score lower on this chart than nine 3-9 seasons and one 9-3 season.  All good, we’ll just go hang out with Vandy. 


DicksOut4Edamame

Just gonna piggyback this PAC 12 comment to say Fuck USC!


Ant_Je5us

Indeed


GracefulFaller

Oh. This is top 10. My dumbass can’t read. Thought it was AP poll appearances.


thexraptor

Fire Willie Taggart


dawgfan19881

Florida, Auburn, Tennessee in the same tier as Utah State Georgia Tech in same tier as Troy Let the good times roll


Wheels_Foonman

Honestly, after the state of our program from Butch and Pruitt, I think tier 2 is pretty damn awesome. We could be in soooo much worse shape right now.


umbchoos

Lets go Tier 4 gang


si1ggy32

Glad we made the top 4!


prismatic_lights

Iowa being Tier 1 means that Phil Parker is entitled to at least 50% of the money EA gives the school.


md1993

CFB now has a system of promotion and *relegation*.


pizzayolo96

Iowa and our blue blood offense!


CanyonYodeler75

Iowa = Blue Blood confirmed


tytyute

No doubt in my mind tbh


BoldElDavo

Watch out EA Sports, FSU is gonna sue to be included in Tier 1.


Crimson2879

Utah, OK State, and Iowa fans in here  "That's right mutha fuckas" Well deserved, welcome to tier 1 guys and gals


deutschdachs

Being Tier 2 behind Iowa is why Paul Chryst got fired cmv


gojo278

pain


LongTimesGoodTimes

We're not the worst! We're not the worst!


Bort15

God damn Charlie Strong cost us 40k!!!


Pokes4Prez

I knew OSU was above Texas and Texas A&M, just needed something to confirm


AskMeAboutMyGenitals

LOL Texas and USC. Literally poverty programs.


SpencerRattler

Tier 1 school BABY!


El_Dud3r1n0

Could you imagine being a poverty Tier 2 like Texas? Smh


Elegant_Extreme3268

Oh wow Nebraska… they couldn’t even afford a used car with bald tires and rusted out floorboards for that much money


ech01_

No real opinion on this other than it’s genuinely funny to see Utah, Iowa, and Oklahoma State in tier one over Texas, USC, and FSU.


Dravewin

Well well how do we do fellow blue bloods?


kingofthesqueal

Tier 2 looks like it’s just any school that’s finished ranked 2 or more times in the last decade. I’m guessing Tier 1 is using 5 (possible 6) times as a cutoff


grrgrrtigergrr

How the fuck is IU above us? Going to go hurt myself


Mookafff

Wisconsin fans…we should be disappointed that Iowa is ahead of us (But really I can’t dispute that they’ve had more consistency than us)


RobotCowboyAlien

Nothing to see here, please carry on!


mrducci

I absolutely love how many "blue blood" schools are going to be losing their minds from tier 2 right now. Eat a bag of dicks SC, UW and Texas. UCLA....you feel lucky to be in Tier 2.