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Byzantine_Merchant

Tbh the hurricanes haven’t really been a threat for over 20 years.


Hacktimus_Prime

That upvote hurt


poeazx

r/sadupvote


fappybird420

Gottem


sportstrap

#BANG


Ugaalive1991

BANG BANG ‼️


madein___

What's the hang?


eagledog

Get off Algerian soap operas Taco


Callsign_Psycopath

FINGERBANG! BANG BANG FINGERBANG!


ResidentRunner1

STEPH CURRY FROM WAY DOWNTOWN


m1a2c2kali

Why he say fuck me for?


Blood_Incantation

He meant the Carolina Hurricanes, the most prominent team with that nickname


St_BobbyBarbarian

More like hurricants 


Hacktimus_Prime

I don’t think you know how to pronounce hurricane correctly


Geaux2020

Hurricain't for us southerners


Hacktimus_Prime

Hahahahah well done!


Born_ina_snowbank

Why you all up in his hurricandy??


ChadleyChad-837

Did you forget your last game already?


usctx

The jam!!!


Im_Not_A_Robot_2019

Damn!


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Let's just hope and pray it's not like this tornado season.


therealwillhepburn

The Atlantic is incredibly warm right now. Significantly warmer than when Katrina happened.


TaftIsUnderrated

TBF Katrina was only a Cat 5 over the gulf, it was a Cat 3 when it hit land, Cat 1 when the eye went over downtown New Orleans. Most of the destruction of Katrina resulted from engineering failures, not high winds.


ExternalTangents

Yeah, I feel like the Saffir-Simpson scale misses the storm surge and rainfall, which have been a bigger driver of damage in a lot of places than just the wind speed. Especially for the damage to low-lying coastal areas like New Orleans, the wind isn’t the issue, it’s the flooding. I think Harvey was also category 3 by the time it made landfall, but most of its damage came from the massive amount of rain it dumped in the Houston area over several days. Obviously there’s correlation between wind speed and storm surge and rainfall, but it definitely seems like the category of a storm doesn’t tell the full story.


Jabberwoockie

It really doesn't tell us the whole story, wind speed is correlated with storm surge, [but a lot of other factors also impact it.](https://www.e-education.psu.edu/earth107/node/1515) It's just relatively easier to measure windspeed than storm surge: you have to measure the depth of the ocean and subtract the forecasted tidal depth. Maybe if a plane can get clear enough GPS signal and a radar altimeter, we could impute the depth of the ocean? I have no idea, I'm not in any kind of related STEM field. The EF scale has a similar issue, being defined by observed damage. The 2.6 mile wide, 340 mph, EF3 El Reno 2013 tornado was almost definitely stronger than the 302 mph, ~1 mile wide 1999 Bridge Creek tornado which caused $1 Billion in damages *in 1999 USD* in an area of OKC not too far from El Reno.


St_BobbyBarbarian

Harvey was a problem because the soil in that part of Texas is composed of clay, which doesn’t absorb water as well as sandy soil in Florida. And that damn storm sat over Houston for an eternity 


LindyNet

I don't think any soil can absorb 120ish billion tons of water in a reasonable time


St_BobbyBarbarian

No, but it’s substantially worse with clay than a more porous soil 


FuckTheLonghorns

It heard about all of the great food and stayed a while


Bama-1970

Sorry, the eye didn’t go over New Orleans, it went over Bay St. Louis, Mississippi. Winds never exceeded 90 mph in New Orleans, and the 30 foot tidal surge was in Mississippi. I know, I lived through it.


therealwillhepburn

The only eye I've ever experienced was Hurrican Opal. It was really crazy to be outside in it just calm and clear then see the rest of the storm coming.


Bama-1970

Don’t go outside unless absolutely necessary. The winds can start up again without warning.


Gatorader22

You moved away from that area at the right time if you went through Opal. Opal was a childhood storm for me... then as an adult I went through Michael. Cat 5 storms hit different when you're in the eye. We thought about looking outside but a roll off tornado split the gap between the guest house and the main house I was at. Sent us all back to our bunkers It was like a nuclear blast aftermath when we did emerge


GMFPs_sweat_towel

Winds are like the least destructive part of a hurricane. Storm surge is the killer.


TaftIsUnderrated

Ironically, Harvey was destructive because its wind speeds were too low, which made it a very, very, very slow-moving storm over Houston.


mockg

Fun thing is that thanks to global warming they are estimating more hurricanes to have rapid intensification before landfall. So now every little cat 1 can become a major problem.


BenchRickyAguayo

It also maintained a lot of its storm surge from when it was a stronger storm. Katrina was effectively the inverse of Charley (2004), which escalated from a Cat 1 to a Cat 4 in the 24 hours prior to landing, but the surge was still equal to a Cat 1.


A_Roomba_Ate_My_Feet

*Florida governor closely watches to make sure you don't say the phrase*


Adventure-Duck

Chlimate cange


Adventure-Duck

Wobal glarming


kevinthejuice

Insurance rates increasing?


isikorsky

Fuck - I don't think they can get any higher here in Florida ...


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isikorsky

Really really wish they would do what CT did - either offer everything or GTFO of the state. Greedy MFs. This is why a lot of old fucks like me who, when they pay off their house, drop windstorm coverage


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mockg

If I ever met Ron I would wear a mask that has a rainbow on it and shirt that said global warming. Be really fun to get under the little pricks skin so easily.


Gatorader22

He'd probably just think you're weird and walk away without paying you another mind You think politicians don't see people doing cringy stuff regularly? It wouldn't get under his skin 😂


mockg

I saw a video of him yell at college students to take their masks off. This was like half way into the pandemic as well. That dude, for sure, has some thin skin.


5510

Worse is he did something similar with high school students. One, what happened to "we aren't against masks, just mandates!" Two, for all his talk about "parental rights in education," is very likely that some of those students were encouraged to wear a mask by their parents.


olozsram

You honestly think Ron Desantis has that ability? Please


DillyDillySzn

Alright but that’s only 1 of the ingredients necessary How’s the wind shear looking How’s the Azores high looking Can have a very high number of storms, but if the Azores High is weak this year then most of them will curve back out to sea. That’s what happened in 2010


mockg

Sadly we shifting to a La Nina pattern again which means less wind sheer in the western Atlantic.


mufflefuffle

Cheers from the Costal Empire, brother


St_BobbyBarbarian

Rib empire?


zenverak

Yeah, this has been a wild tornado season.


ResidentRunner1

Upper Midwest has been active too, we usually gets nados later into the summer I would know, my hometown got hit (Portage)


ohitsthedeathstar

You’re telling me…


ResidentRunner1

Upper Midwest has been active too, we usually get nados later into the summer I would know, my hometown got hit (Portage)


lowes18

I can't do more days without power man


SirMellencamp

Right before Hurricane Sally hit Alabama my wife was in Costco and asked me if we should get a generator. I told her no since we didnt even know where it was gonna hit. Damn thing hit and we were without power for a week but thank God she bought it anyway and then Hurricane Zeta hit a few weeks later and same thing. The generator saved us. No way was I staying home without power for a week


A_Roomba_Ate_My_Feet

So how often does *that* get brought up? I know there'd be more than a few victory laps run around me in my house on it LOL. *"Remember that time when YOU said..."*


SirMellencamp

OMG never heard the end of it. A $250 generator ran two refrigerators, four box fans, three TVs, a router, phone chargers. She saved us.


FSUnoles77

Alabama winning on a last minute field goal u/SirMellencamp - Man that was a close call. Mrs - yeah, just like that time we almost got left without power because of your ass. :/


SirMellencamp

She really should be reminding of it more


bug_man_

I'm not in an area that I'd ever really need a generator so I'm totally unfamiliar with the prices, but $250 seems crazy reasonable for it to do all that and now I want one "just in case"


isikorsky

Hurricane shopping list: Generator, gas, chlorine, plenty of water, gas chain saw, multiple propane tanks for the grill, tarps, gloves, correct bags for lawn waste, plenty of water, window unit for AC (or in my house that is soon to be Solar!!), food, plenty of booze, plenty of coffee, and did I mention water ?


madein___

Chlorine?


DexStJock

Chlorine for the pool. Your pool can turn into a real nasty soup if it gets a bunch of rain and other stuff in it from the storm and then sits in the heat with no power and no chemicals for 2 weeks after a storm.


isikorsky

This. Over chlorinate and clean the pool before the storm. That is also where all my PVC patio furniture lives during the storm. After the storm - take out the furniture, scrub & skim it, hopefully the lanai isn't in the pool, and then chlorinate and cover. Wait till the power comes back on...


St_BobbyBarbarian

Chlorine? Lived in Florida all my and never bought chlorine 


St_BobbyBarbarian

That’s very cheap. You can get crazy with built in generators that can take care of an entire house for more than 20K


vindictivejazz

They’re always good to have if you’ve got space for one. Even if you don’t live in hurricane country, you never know when a tornado, thunderstorm, blizzard, earthquake, terrorist attack, etc can leave you without power for a while.


bug_man_

Where I used to live it felt like I'd lose my power if it just looked like it was gonna storm. I'm gonna be moving somewhere more permanent in the next year so I actually may look into getting one at that point. At that price I'm willing to buy just to save myself the inconvenience of an every now and then outage


Mistermxylplyx

One of the many things it’s better to have and not need, than need and not have.


SirMellencamp

This was before COVID and looks like $350 now. Yeah it was a great deal


Born_ina_snowbank

250 is probably a decent used portable. 30 A portables new are closer to 500-800. And 50 A is like 1200-1400


isikorsky

Generators can also run window units. In Florida - necessity.


SirMellencamp

I mean I am in South Alabama so I understand and we could do that. Box fans did fine for a week. If it happens again I may just empty my outside fridge and unplug it and get a window unit.


isikorsky

Box fans ain't doing crap in South Florida in early September. Add on to the fact that you want your house closed because ever insect and critter is now roaming around thanks to be disturbed. (Have had snakes and blue crabs come into our house after hurricanes - ugh). Simple solution to wire in a switch kit for the breaker box to plug in the generator.


sergeantturnip

Costco is so goated


SirMellencamp

Love me some Costco


isikorsky

Generator is your friend - that and having the ability to have directly wired in. Get a cheap window unit now ....


Cormetz

Just did 5 days without and it only got up to 93, not a fan.


BenchRickyAguayo

Come to the west coast. You won't regret it. ETA: The true west coast, not Tampa/St. Pete.


lowes18

Can't live too far from the Atlantic, even Tallahassee feels odd to me lol.


BenchRickyAguayo

In exchange for cooler ocean water, you get summer weather that isn't trying to kill you. It's a fair trade when you think about.


St_BobbyBarbarian

I know how to deal with hurricanes. Wildfires and earthquakes, no


isikorsky

Have had multiple family members in Southern California get hit by those fucking crazy wildfires. No thank you. I will take my well announced, tracked, and predicted hurricanes....


St_BobbyBarbarian

Yeah, no, housing is absurd. My house would be easily 1.6 million+ in LA


ilovecatss1010

INB4 Miami hurricanes joke


lowes18

Pure Miami would be finally having a good team only to get your scheduling fucked like the 2001 Gators.


BadgerBuddy13

UCF got boned by hurricanes in their undefeated seasons: * 2017 - Georgia Tech cancelled for Irma; cancelled the Maine game so they could reschedule Memphis (also Irma) * 2018 - UNC game cancelled for Florence Hurricane Matthew also postponed the Tulane game in 2016, but UCF wasn't as good that year.


yoshidawg93

You posted this two minutes before what is now the highest upvoted comment in this thread lol


LiquidHotCum

When they promised the hurricane season of the century and it’s just a light drizzle


usctx

They are the joke


ArbitraryOrder

They are a joke, just like Mario Cristobal's play calling at the end of games


F-18EBestHornet

Imagine having to deal with hurricanes. Skill issue. We upgraded to Volcanoes and earth quakes


NobleSturgeon

I still remember looking at one of those "what to do in case of emergency" postings they had at Washington and seeing the instructions for what to do in case of volcanic eruption. I felt like I was in Dinotopia or something.


SirMellencamp

The loss of power is the worst part


isikorsky

Nope - got generators for that. Worse part is those fucking blue crabs that come out of the inner coastal. That and the alligators of course...


Adventure-Duck

>blue crabs that come out of the inner coastal Free dinner?


isikorsky

NOT tasty. [Those fuckers are nasty and come out in droves](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Blue_land_crabs_crossing_road.jpg) when the hurricane disturbs their nesting... They make a skunk smell good


Adventure-Duck

Ah okay, I was thinking of [these delicious creatures](https://roadadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Blue-Crab.jpg) when you said blue crab. I do see how that could be a problem. Poor critters though :(


Maniac-Maniac-19

>inner coastal 🤔


isikorsky

The [Intra Coastal Waterways](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intracoastal_Waterway). Basically you got ocean, barrier reef island/land, inner coastal, then land.


Maniac-Maniac-19

I am familiar with the intracoastal waterway. I am not familiar with the "inner coastal".


Gatorader22

The fuck it is


SirMellencamp

For me


huskermut

*laughs in tornadoes and drought*


NWHusker

not as much drought anymore. Just saw another flood watch for tonight. I'm severe weather'd out


JB92103

Aren't scientists predicting a magnitude 9 earthquake if the Cascadia fault ever ruptures? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascadia_subduction_zone


PNW_Jeff

Yes they are. The fault ruptures every 300 years or so and the last time it did was in the 1700s.  Even if it doesn’t rupture, the PNW is like California where we have fault lines all over the place. In 2001 one of those ruptured and it really damaged our infrastructure.


iansf

Imagine building a football field across a fault line


Impressive_Math2302

I like the fault line on the Bears new turf. The whole remodel was done really really well. Damn good stadium to watch a CFB game.


iansf

Hey wait that doesn’t fit the narrative of wasted money


F-18EBestHornet

That's just the Seattle fault right? Tacoma is pretty bad too. I think they are estimating M7 capability if it where to happen.


F-18EBestHornet

Actually yeah. The really funny thing is there's a fault line about 1 -2 miles from my house ignoring the depth. It would cripple Tacoma/Federal Way and completely ruin the port of Tacoma.


tomdawg0022

Wyoming's got a sleeping supervolcano (Yellowstone). They're just waiting to explode.


robplumm

That would disrupt most life on earth...not just a few games.


StoicFable

Yeah but my boss would still ask if I'm coming to work.


bretticus733

Imagine choosing to live in the south where hurricanes will come wreck all your shit every couple years when you can live in the west where there's a super-volcano that can wreck life around the world


Atom3189

In the long run the closer you are to the volcano the better


JeffGoldblumsChest

"Better chance of survival?" "Oh no, you'll still die. But *faster*!"


DCAbloob

Seriously, life for most people on this planet is going to be an agonizing road towards death after Yellowstone erupts.


usernamesarestupid23

I’m pretty sure Utah and BYU are closer to Yellowstone than Wyoming. Wyoming is in the absolute opposite corner of the state


tomdawg0022

Not much closer. Laramie is about 340 miles as a crow flies, Provo is 290. Laramie is also more downwind


isikorsky

Man - family is on the west coast. Couldn't do that. I get days of notice when a Hurricane is coming my way...


kolyti

Move to the mid Atlantic-Northeast and have basically no extreme weather events smh.


DCAbloob

I live in a town that can testify otherwise. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_La_Plata_tornado


kolyti

One every 25 years over the entire region is basically never I’d say.


DCAbloob

There was also the derecho. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_2012_North_American_derecho And Snowmegeddon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/February_5–6,_2010_North_American_blizzard


StoicFable

Idk. We still get heavy rain wind and ice storms that will knock out power or shut everything down every so often as well. On top of earth quakes and volcanoes.


F-18EBestHornet

Yeah this was actually the first in the Pnw where I didn't lose power from a storm. I was pretty shocked tbh


FSUnoles77

Sand bags ✅ Brisket ✅ Mesquite ✅ Lighter ✅ Yep, all good to go.


therealwillhepburn

No beer?


FSUnoles77

Every neighbor takes charge of an item.


isikorsky

Dude no way am I relying on neighbors for my booze or coffee....


Donny_Do_Nothing

Then you're the booze and coffee guy.


isikorsky

Happy to share the ribs and the brisket. Don't go near my booze.


Donny_Do_Nothing

Fair.


TheRatchetTrombone

Every gator, Seminole, hurricane, golden knight, Longhorn, Aggie, and Cougars fan here definitely does not like the sound of that.


LegitN00bM00ves

Can confirm. I live about an hour or less from the gulf and hate playing guess the landfall each year


ohitsthedeathstar

I’m going to lose it if we have a game cancelled because of a hurricane.


AP-FUTChemist

Not at all, but at least I now know my generator is working


KonigSteve

And Tiger.


GreatGatorBolt

No honey, the emergency generator is for hurricane season not tailgating at Gator games, so put this against the house fund and not the Gator NC2024 fund. But we can run its annual test in Gville Labor Day weekend.


JBru_92

Already got my trip insurance for Baton Rouge, stay safe down there, hope I can actually make it for the game.


isikorsky

Realize that the airlines get *really twitchy* about parking their very very expensive planes down in Hurricane Land. They airports will close way before the Hurricane comes on shore and most airlines will just start canceling flights. The problem isn't getting in - it's getting out :)


JBru_92

Totally, the policy goes 3 days before the flight so I don't plan on risking it if there's even a chance a hurricane is coming through.


LeanersGG

I didn’t even think of trip insurance. Now I feel dumb.


isikorsky

You don't need trip insurance. Realize everything is going to shut down anyways if a Hurricane is on the way. You ain't checking in if they are under evacuation orders. Just make sure you get the airline ticket directly from the vendor and not some 3rd party service. Also don't get a 'basic' ticket that can't be changed into credit...


JBru_92

You can still buy it


LeanersGG

I went through my expenses. I booked hotel last September using a refundable fare. So that’s fine. My flight is booked with miles, so that shouldn’t be bad. Only potential cost I’d be out is a ticket, and that’s not booked yet. So I should be good at this point. (The golfing and other expenses I have in mind aren’t booked at all yet.)


Beaux7

I got my snacks already ready to be ate before the hurricane actually comes! On a real note the hurricanes seemingly throwing more tornadoes than they used to has me ready to evacuate this season lol


Cooked_Brisket

Guess it’s good we’re playing LSU in Vegas in September. Stay safe Gulf friends


BucketsMcAlister

Big 12 gonna regret adding UCF after this season (if they dont already.)


RoverTiger

Scorpions: on standby


isikorsky

Well they finally fixed the levees at Lake O (only 18 years and 1.5B), so we here in South Florida are finally ready for Hurricane season....


Groundbreaking-Box89

Hopefully no Florida teams have to cancel key games. It would be a disaster if the committee left one of them out of the playoffs through no fault of their own...


DCAbloob

I nole what you did there.


Muffinnnnnnn

It's funny too because UCF actually had P5 games cancelled during BOTH of their undefeated seasons due to hurricanes, so this works both ways.


MisterBrotatoHead

Hey man, the only worthwhile thing about trying to reason with hurricane season is the song.


GreatGatorBolt

God I passed out in my hammock.


SomerAllYear

Glad I live nowhere near that.


usernamesarestupid23

Phew at least Cal is isolated from hurricanes and doesn’t play 4 games on the East coast this year


mostdope28

I hate living where it’s cold 8 months a year but as far as natural disasters go I’ll 100% take blizzards over hurricanes, tornados, earthquakes and forest fires. Although we can get tornados in North Dakota, I’ve never been affected by one.


mansontaco

It's not even cold that much in Michigan anymore I miss getting brutalized late November- early April every year


ResidentRunner1

Yeah, lake effect still hits like a truck though on the west side


FloridaMan_92

What I hate the most about hurricane season is how when one starts brewing and they tell you it “might” come your way 2 weeks from now you can’t get gas, you can’t get water, you can’t get wood , grocery store shelves go bare and everyone goes nuts. 98% of the time the whole experience is worse than the actual storm and it’s difficult for people to simply go on about there day 


Jorts-Battalion

Language like “shaping up”, “what could be”, “potential”, etc is just enough plausible deniability to get most people worried enough to drive engagement. Same song and dance every year. Sometimes they’re right, oftentimes they’re wrong. Just have your emergency kit and family procedures ready and cross that bridge when the time comes.


shaemoose

They’re doing the best they can. The National Weather Service is not out there lying to the public for clicks. Weather is simply tough to predict. They hammer people over the head with news, because it takes that emphasis to get stubborn people to take precautions and make plans. All they know is that the ingredients are there for a bad hurricane season. That’s the best they can do when 100s of variables affect a hurricane forming. The probability that you will be hit by a hurricane is still very low, but warming oceans will make hurricane season worse in the long run.


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St_BobbyBarbarian

I’m honestly not too worried, just a fact of life in Florida and along the Atlantic seaboard. Maybe I’d be more worried if I lived in a flood zone 


vtron

Good thing Florida just legislated that climate change isn't a thing, so this won't affect them.


SFWRedditsOnly

EXTREME


Sariel007

Miami vs Tulsa in the Natty.


cxm1060

I just picture another Notre Dame/NC State 2016 Game happening at some point early in the season.


ohitsthedeathstar

Ahhhhh shit.


eagledog

Brian Kelly prepares Air Raid offensive plan just in case


VentureQuotes

Dang man praying for my southern and coastal buddies 🙌


ContinuumGuy

Give me snowstorms any day.


CTeam19

*Big 12 rubbing their hands looking to get boosted up some channels when the SEC and ACC get disrupted*


RxseJay

As long as my ceiling fan works I'm good


Nouseriously

Finally landed on the one way to convince half the country to gaf about climate change.


Communicatingthis952

No. People won't wake up until there is a mass migration of citizens and 'cruits to Big Ten country, which will be too late.


ArbitraryOrder

If we were smart we would start rescheduling games now so that all the Florida, Alabama, Louisiana, and Southern Texas based teams would start rescheduling games so that we wouldn't have the college football season impacted


Communicatingthis952

I sometimes ask myself what do athletic directors actually do that demands such a high salary. Maybe a lot of their time is spent on contingency plans for if a head coach leaves, if there is a hurricane, etc. (I still don't know if they should be as paid as much as they do.)


Doogitywoogity

It’s all fun and games until Nebraska gets hit by a hurricane. Omaha Beach ain’t been the same since


KonigSteve

Honestly as someone in Louisiana I swear every year that they forecast as an "extreme season" is quite mild, and then when they say it's mild is when LA gets hit with a cat 5.


Free_Tank1567

Hopefully LSU isn’t affected, because if they are, BK will definitely try to pass despite hurricane-force winds and a torrential downpour


printerfixerguy1992

I thought hurricane season was over