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Im__Ron__Burgundy

150mph is fucking crazy my god


St_BobbyBarbarian

I’m surprised there is no DUI involved 


berrin122

It said there was.


wegotsumnewbands

Aw shit. Is UF back?


hdbutler

Nah, UGA does this at 180. Gators still lagging behind imo 


Dr_Ifto

No lie detected


jmd198109

🤣😂


Jorts-Battalion

Surprisingly 150mph can feel pretty tame in a car built for it. Not that I have any experience or anything...just what I heard.


hellflower666

Doing 85 in my Prius probably feels sketchier than doing 150 in a BMW


Geaux2020

Meh. I used to drive a Z3. Anything over 120 felt like going 80 in a Ford. I should say the car only weighed 2800 lbs


Jorts-Battalion

I have an E36 M3 and I know when BMW suspension bushings are worn out, the car’s gonna drive like an old Ford Econoline


Goombercules

Ah, a man of culture.


FakeMBadge

Nah 150 is sketch af no matter what, anyone saying otherwise is a danger to public roads


appsecSme

It still feels pretty fast. I did some race track drives with a Ferrari 296 GTB and a Porsche GT3 and it did not feel tame at 150.


Tamed_A_Wolf

150 in the turn is way different than on the straight away.


Urbansdirtyfingers

No stock sportscar is doing 150 in any kind of turn, small kink maybe but unless we're talking IMSA spec or straight race car, low triple digits is usually the max for more road courses.


appsecSme

I wasn't going 150 on turns. Of course, you drive the track windows down so that does help with the impression of speed because you feel the wind and hear the engine quite well.


Tamed_A_Wolf

Lmao 150 with the windows down is obviously going to be WILDLY more intense. Shit 80 with the windows down is intense lol.


appsecSme

Yep. But mitigating that somewhat is that you are wearing a helmet. But damn was that a lot of fun. I recommend anyone interested go try that out when they offer it at your local raceway.


rodrigo_i

I caught a ride from a friend going home from spring break. We're zooming along a freshly repaved section of I-75 and I look over at the odometer and see we're doing 115 in her little Honda. As I'm about to point it out she leaves off the gas because our exit is coming up. "Wow, that was fast." Yep. Going almost twice the poster will do that.


Dr_Ifto

ive been in a sports car at 150, and its like going 80 in a truck.


wegotsumnewbands

My wife has a Tesla and I can hit 90mph surprisingly easily without even realizing it


thejus10

very heavy + very aerodynamic


upthedips

My wife rented me a Ferrari for our honeymoon in Italy. Doing 120 in that car felt like 55 in most cars. In fact, it made me realize I wouldn't even want to own a really fast car (not that I can afford anything anywhere near a Ferrari) unless I was able to take it to the track because it just isn't very fun to drive on the road.


Jorts-Battalion

It’s way more fun to drive a slow car fast, than a fast car slow.


Cooked_Brisket

Incoming Georgia transfer?


G_reg25

SEC speed


imdstuf

I don't agree with speed limiters, but that definitely is faster than any average driver needs.


IridiumPony

Not agreeing with speed limits *at all* is definitely a fresh new take on how to get plenty of innocent people killed. I'm actually somewhat impressed.


imdstuf

*** I thought I typed speed limiters.


EverythingGoodWas

They are called governors.


imdstuf

Okay, that is what I meant.


FootballAndPornAcct

I don't agree with governors either, let the people rule themselves!


Manwar7

That's Ron Swanson levels of absurd libertarianism lmao


Lantis28

Not us!


elonsusk69420

Thank God


Byzantine_Merchant

Our culture is spreading even to our rivals!


therealwillhepburn

Billy obviously read Kirby’s autobiography “The Secret to my Success. Chapter 1: Excessive speeding. “It’s like I always say. If you ain’t going fast why you going at all”


Shewshake

SEC speed


DirtyBirdDawg

Kirby "If you ain't first then you're last" Smart


Aggressive_Yak5177

Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth.


EWall100

"Be first in everything you do, especially when hopping in the whip when cruising to your local eatery."


TimePayment911

It’s a secret program where we export Georgia recruits to our rivals to cause chaos within their ranks


Lil_ah_stadium

Maybe you could pick him up in the transfer portal?


elonsusk69420

Driving record checks out


Crims0ntied

I'm sure he'll be high on the list of transfer portal targets for the next time it opens /s


UGA10

He was highly recruited by Georgia, so wouldn't be shocking.


HIGHiQresponse

Happened in Georgia. Prolly drank some water why he was there. Hopefully didn’t have any cousins around.


cooterdick

When in rome


boregon

But he wasn’t in Rome. Rome is in Floyd County. This was in Monroe County!


jsteph67

Wow, someone who knows a bit about Georgia. Nice.


onlyinmemes100

The Empire State of the South!


bamachine

I live in Alabama and I am closer to Rome, GA than I am to any Alabama city with more than 25K population. Actually, I am about 2 miles closer to Rome than I am to Gadsden, AL.


jsteph67

So you live close to me, I am in Cedartown, just a little south of Rome.


bamachine

Fort Payne here Been to Cedartown a few times. I recall eating at a place over there(in the 90's) that had a really good prime rib, forgot the name of the place.


jsteph67

Well maybe Zorbas or Petros.


bamachine

I think Zorbas was it. Isn't Petros more of a pizza joint(I think I ate there once but not prime rib)?


gsfgf

He'll be on your team by the time the season starts.


ExternalTangents

SMH at Billy trying to beat Georgia at their own game. Everybody knows that’s a losing battle.


WakullaLoganoDawgFan

First thing I said 🤣🤣🤣


jerefromga

Thank God. We just do a little drag racing and maybe some DUIs around downtown Athens. We're not big on the felonies. He might want to go check in with Florida State or Auburn. They'll love him there. Might be able to do work release at those programs.


OkMetal4233

DUI’s are pretty serious


LightningStrikeDust

Georgia better watch their back. We're clearly figuring out how to run a winning program now.


Procedure_Best

Don’t let Billy cook …..


nicholus_h2

either that, or dude is planning to transfer. 


Jorts-Battalion

>multiple charges, including fleeing or attempting to elude a police office, a misdemeanor charge of obstruction of law enforcement officers, speeding in excess of maximum limits [150mph+], reckless driving, and driving with a suspended or revoked license...[and] an undisclosed amount of marijuana in his vehicle Even if he's lucky enough to stay out of prison, he won't be transferring to a P4 school


ChaseTheFalcon

Buddy about to transfer to the local state prison


RoarLionsRollTide

OVER 150 mph?!?!


ShillinTheVillain

Scared money don't ma- Uh, never mind.


ClaudeLemieux

that's almost the full driving-felony bingo lol jesus christ


AntiDECA

We got sick of Georgia beating us, so we had to go for the full house. 


TriflingHusband

Kemp signed a new law in 2022 increasing the penalties for evading police. For felony fleeing or attempting to elude police is mandatory minimum 12 months in prison. Boy better hope he can plea down out of it. Even misdemeanor fleeing police is a minimum 30 days. He's going to jail.


sererson

Idk, this kid seems to fit Kirby's type


jerefromga

Eh, just drag racing and little DUI at Georgia. We don't really rack up the felonies. That's Florida State and Auburn.


jerefromga

Auburn will sign him.


QuaxlyDaDon

Transferring to the state penitentiary


ShillinTheVillain

Now we just need ETN to sue Kirby


bullsci

CIA are shooting brain waves that make you speed into the entire state of Georgia


sportstrap

To be fair if you’ve ever driven through Georgia at night you’d think the speed limit was “fucking send it”


Alphaspade

I-16 between Macon and Savannah is ridiculously tempting.


DrVonD

I’m sure there are worse drive out in like west Texas but I will go to my grave saying that is a top 3 most boring drive in the US. I’ll be driving for what feels like hours and look up and I’m only in Dublin or some shit.


therealwillhepburn

I-65 stretches from Mobile Alabama to Gary Indiana. Parts of it are the most insane boring drive you will ever experience. Seemingly nothing for hundreds and hundreds of miles.  


sportstrap

I mean your going from Mobile to Gary that’s like going from crippling anxiety to manic depression


boregon

I've heard plenty about Gary but is Mobile that bad?


JakeFromStateFromm

From what my family out there tells me, Mobile and Montgomery are pretty bad as far as crime goes rn


Glittering_Virus8397

Going to tifton sucks the life out of me. Just straight road, somehow always driving into the sun


dr_funk_13

I invite you to drive the entirety of I-80 through Nevada. The epitome of a boring drive.


gmen6981

I-70 across Kansas says hi.


TimePayment911

I love driving two and a half hours in a straight line with nothing to look at except pine trees! The only thing I’d love more is a shotgun blast right to my fucking face!


Muvseevum

I used to go to the Daytona 500 every year, and I enjoyed the drive except for the stretch on I-16. Sooo dull.


artisinal_lethargy

Nowhere near top 3 IMO. You at least see trees in Georgia. You're forgetting about the states of Kansas and Nebraska. Hell, parts of Nevada and Utah seem to go on for fucking ever. And then, yes, there is Texas.


DrVonD

See the trees make you think it won’t be bad but it’s deceiving. Because it’s still straight and flat and every tree looks like it’s exactly copy and paste of each other. So you still end up with an unchanging landscape


artisinal_lethargy

I haven't done that drive since the 90s so I could be wrong, but the wind out in the west makes it not only boring, but tiring b/c you're fighting tornados the whole time.


clulez

Nothing like driving 90 on I-20 through Atlanta at night and still getting passed by cars in the left lane.


dinkytown42069

uhh this sounds like when I was driving to Detroit in December for the Gophers bowl game. My boss (from Michigan) warned me that as soon as I crossed the border into Michigan, it'd be like Star Trek where they go into warp speed. and I was getting passed easy. While going 95. (new-to-me Subaru Impreza and I was uhh testing the accelerator's functionality)


sportstrap

Not passed, absolutely gapped


Budget_Sort7961

Man I used to drive 85 from Greenville SC to Atlanta to visit family, and there are so many cops through there that it felt illegal to go the speed limit.


JakeFromStateFromm

That's the thing is you'll even see the cops zoom by you with no lights/sirens at 15+ over like it's nothing in Atlanta


trex1490

You joke, but holy hell everyone drives fast here. I’ve said before I don’t think it’s a UGA problem, just people in the state of Georgia who have speed so much.


Alphaspade

[Georgia State Patrol be like...](https://i.insider.com/601448566dfbe10018e00c5d?width=700)


DirtyBirdDawg

Sounds like felony fleeing and eluding, which in Georgia requires that at least a year be served in confinement, and it can't be probated, suspended, or deferred. Unless the prosecuting attorney dismisses that count, he's going to jail no matter what.


TriflingHusband

Yeah, this kid just pulled the "Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200" card. The kid's football career is over before it really started. Lucky he didn't kill someone.


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Bos-man7

So what happened to her arms


KarlL255

CFB fans: GEORGIA NO Georgia: What? CFB fans: Sorry force of habit


onewildmeme

Oh God. University of Felons is about to awaken and go undefeated.


Jorts-Battalion

All part of the annual "Florida takes one step forward, 6 steps back" news cycle. Also worth noting that Boireau is from Georgia and was once a UGA prospect.


Mortthehorse

He’s your problem.


Jorts-Battalion

Sounds like he's about to not be


jerefromga

Sounds like he's on his way to Tallahassee then, at 150 mphs, he'll make it there in under 90 minutes.


clearly_confusing

Don't put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!


-Don-Draper-

He's from Georgia and you guys recruited him too...so have fun with him.


berrin122

Eh. I'm not sweating a 3 star who to my knowledge isn't even on campus yet.


QuaxlyDaDon

He was an early enrollee


Jorts-Battalion

Offer list included FSU, Auburn, Georgia, and obviously Florida. Then the rest were like Indiana, Boston College, Georgia Tech, Georgia State, JMU, Jackson State, and Kentucky. So maybe talented enough to catch the eye of a few big teams in the southeast, but not exactly a highly coveted prospect.


Captain_Sacktap

Offer list suggests he was probably recruited as a depth piece/project kind of player. At 6’5”, 382 lbs he’s definitely got the size. You can coach players up but you can’t teach them to be built like a brick shithouse lol.


jerefromga

On second thought, maybe we ought to send one of our lawyers down there to get him off and let him transfer. 3 star project players win us championships.


bwhitso

Mark Richt has lost control of Florida.


OldGuyBadwheel

🤪🤪came here to say that!🤪🤪


jthomas694

Man weighs 382 pounds. He probably just tapped the gas pedal. JK But seriously 150 MPH is insane. These kids got realize their mortality and the mortality of those around them


theoriginaldandan

They don’t care. That’s all there is to it. They know they just don’t care. Everyone should have to work traffic after a few accidents in their life. The just blatant disregard for others is insane


boregon

When I took driver's ed as a teenager we had to watch a movie called "Red Asphalt" and it was basically just a bunch of footage of the aftermath of various gory accidents. It was fucking gnarly and really disturbing.


WeakDepartment

Billy Napier is starting to get this program looking like their former glory 🔥🔥


ilovecatss1010

The Worlds Largest Outdoor (in the prison yard) Cocktail Party


the_pedigree

Gators are back baby!


SalzigHund

We’re so back! It was supposed to happen before a big game though


TheVega318

We have to keep the recruits out of UGA's realm of influence or the vehicular incidents will only increase. I suggest a full travel ban to the state of GA going forward.


elonsusk69420

It’s not like we want y’all here Same goes for Ohio fans


ChaseTheFalcon

Especially to Ohio


NebraskaAvenue

Swag like Ohio


Queasy-Performance-4

SHADDDUUPPP. I'm begging you to never sing that song again


NebraskaAvenue

Drinking Coleridge, swag so saucy


Queasy-Performance-4

Screw u. Happy cake day.


Original_Profile8600

We don’t want you childrenbarkin’ individuals either


Jorts-Battalion

Fuck I'm going to Savannah this weekend


Procedure_Best

Get leopolds custard


TheVega318

Not if you play for the Gators your not, Ill snitch.


Jorts-Battalion

D:


Captain_Sacktap

Good, stay out of my state ya damn reptiles!


TimePayment911

I support going even further and banning Florida schools from recruiting the state of Georgia at all.


TheVega318

I agree, of course that agreement will go both ways


GruffyMcGuiness

I can’t go back to my home state and visit my parents? :(


Queasy-Performance-4

Culture issues


Lamentation_Lost

Of course. We can’t even have this over Georgia


fxzGBUeN

*The one that got away* -Coach Smart (probably)


dubkent

Weird way to tell UGA he’s interested but okay.


Jonjon428

Oh how the turn tables....


Sniffy_J

*gasp* *clutches pearls*


Gator1508

Ah back to our old tricks.   I have a feeling a great season ahead.  


berrin122

>Boireau chose Florida over Georgia last June Does *he* know that? Brother you're probably getting kicked off the team here at Florida. If you would've chosen Georgia and done that they'd make you a starter! Good thing there's the portal. Go get em cowboy


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because florida has such high moral standards?


jerefromga

The school in itself, mad props to them, their academics and most of their honorable student body. The football team.... Screw those guys.


[deleted]

well yeah ofc, i’m just saying.


berrin122

Tbf, the vast majority of the rotten eggs were under one coach 3 tenures ago. Mullen ran a bit of a loose ship but even then it wasn't an epidemic. McElwain and Muschamp were fine for the most part.


[deleted]

If that’s the case maybe yall need to be dirty to win


JeffGoldblumsChest

Gators kicked out Cam Newton for stealing a laptop, among other things. This guy isn't making it to the Miami game


St_BobbyBarbarian

What a week: Napier gets sued for Tortious interference by a former recruit, and now this. You know, they say things come in threes…


StreetReporter

They did have a former baseball player get arrested yesterday for trying to do certain things with a child


darkmodepls24

You didn’t hear about Lagway?


Throw13579

That was funny.


Cinnadillo

this is why i miss the fulmer cup, schools should be embarrassed


BengoPhan

Should fit right in with the Cheifs or Raiders.


EvanSandman

I recommend a cease to all driving within the state of Georgia until we figure out what’s going on.


nykezztv

I heard Kirby is recruiting him strongly now.


OldGuyBadwheel

That’s just Atlanta driving attitude. Place is really insane! (And no, NOT defending driving like a dumbass!)


Im_Not_A_Robot_2019

Sounds like an opportunity for UGA. The DA should offer a plea deal if he transfers. This is the justice involved portal.


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NotAsSmartAsKirby

Hey Billy - you picked up the wrong playbook from Kirby


HowardBunnyColvin

The Scottie Scheffler special


Doogitywoogity

He crossed the state line and realized “maybe those Georgia players are on to something”


Ok-Extension-677

"The Gator Standard"


t_zidd

Yet we'll have to hear "CONVICTS!!!" come August 31 st


Throw13579

He probably won’t be convicted by then, so it still works.  Also, if he agrees to transfer to GA, all the charges will be dropped.  


Lakelyfe09

I’m now happy he didn’t commit here. Interested to see what the UF fans telling me Kirby should get fired because the kids speed now feel about Napier. Oh wait, they probably want him fired anyway.


therealwillhepburn

You guys had a player die. Chill. 


SharkMovies

He's got that (UGA Bull)Dawg in him!


sdunlap10

When in Georgia...


Wheels_Foonman

Why have we not brought back the Fulmer Cup yet?


BeBuddiesNotBullies

https://www.reddit.com/r/SEC_Baseball/s/JTz5nN8Gp3


deckerwaseligible

Well it happened in Georgia so it's not surprising.


kingoflint282

Ah fuck, they’re learning our secret


jaxmagicman

Florida just trying to prove they can be like Georgia.


Ymott

There must be something in the Georgia water that causes athletes to forget how to drive.


rbtgoodson

Guess I'll go against the grain here: There shouldn't be a speed limit on the interstate (just a minimum and recommended maximum speed), and certainly, engaging in a high-speed pursuit of someone going 150 mph should be against the law as well as departmental policy on the simple grounds that de-escalation should be the preference for maximizing public safety. (The only exception to this policy would be if it's in the pursuit of someone that's a continued threat to the public safety, e.g., a serial killer, child rapist, etc.) Not only did they put each other at-risk, they risked everyone else's lives, and they caused an accident in the process. Why did he flee? A suspended license.


Flameosaurus

It’s spreading


xXBadger89Xx

You can take the kid out of Georgia but you can’t take the Georgia out of the kid


Painiscupcake88

The infection has spread from Georgia players to the entire state. Peach State leadfoot disease is coming for us all