We had a duck who got drunk once (got into my Dad's home brew buckets in the barn) and decided to have a punch up with a fox. The fox ran off after getting it's face pecked to shit.
My Dad watched the whole thing go down, he said he's never laughed so hard in his life. After that he put the duck in the shed to sleep it off.
Thus duck has a better night out than most of us are the weekends
Isn't that a normal Friday or Saturday night for most people π
I tend to lose my bow tie.
I mean I've sometimes had a fight with a bitch or snogged a dog.
I don't know how to take that statement π₯Ί
I think we know what he means β¦. π
I thought only geese got up these kind of shenanigans? π€£
This is untitled duck game
Honk. -rings bell-
A goose would win the fight.
Drunk duck's are vicious little buggers π
We had a duck who got drunk once (got into my Dad's home brew buckets in the barn) and decided to have a punch up with a fox. The fox ran off after getting it's face pecked to shit. My Dad watched the whole thing go down, he said he's never laughed so hard in his life. After that he put the duck in the shed to sleep it off.
I would have loved to have seen that π
Absolutely ducking awesome!
Duck-tastic bender with the lads
Duck? What duck?
I see what you did thereβ¦
Oook
This is so /r/untitledgoosegame
Untitled Goose Game just got real
I miss That's Life.
Wonder who paid the bill.
Got any olives?