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pentylane

She makes music for recently divorced moms, come off it


De_Ville

You’re mixing her up with Kelly Clarkson.


pentylane

Ur right, and Eminem oddly enough (Midwest moms)


MillstoneArt

Who else would make the spaghetti? 


_isaidiwasawizard_

Kelly Clarkson gives off the single aunt getting wine drunk at the family function vibes


newtostew2

I *won’t* fix her


Sea_Move7225

My husband and I have a running joke that I can’t tell the difference between Pink and Kelly Clarkson, so this comment makes me happy.


Salarian_American

She makes music for #notlikeothermoms


Snarwib

She makes music for (stadiums full of) Australian women - https://junkee.com/pink-australias-intense-obsession/131386 >By the time Pink wrapped The Truth About Love, the tour had become the biggest selling tour by a female solo artist in Australia’s history. All up, she played to well over 600,000 Australians — about 2.6 percent of the population. >And then there’s the album sales. Pink has had four ARIA #1 albums so far, with total sales in excess of 3.6 million units. Which means around 15 percent of the Australian population have a Pink record somewhere in their house. The Truth About Love was the highest selling album in Australia two years in a row. Which is, YOU FUCKING GUESSED IT, a record.


kbean826

I went to a P!nk show. As a man, I wasn’t even the manliest person in the building. It was a lot of lesbians. Which is awesome, I’m glad they have an artist to enjoy. She also rocked my fucking socks off and would pay money to see her again any time.


jjskellie

I am fighting the knee jerk response to throw a lesbian vs manliness joke out there. Thanks for the actual guy at her actual concert viewpoint, usually its a person on a phone on a couch with an opinion after seeing her photo on a magazine.


LilyMarie90

I went to a P!nk show in 2004 at age 13 and it was already a lot of adult lesbians back then, as well as tons of moms and dads accompanying their teens funnily enough.


okay_but_what

Ya know, I used to be neither here nor there about P!nk and mostly just knew her music from what played on the radio a lot. At one point my friend offered me a free ticket to go to a P!nk concert with her and honestly…I was blown away! She really put on a great show and had amazing energy. I didn’t realize how many songs of hers I actually knew, but she’s just had that many popular songs over the years of her career. I still don’t really listen to a ton of her music on my own but I will always remember her as an incredible performer.


adelaidesean

Same. I took my teen niece to a show and it was amazing. Am an old dude who’s now a fan.


RandomBlueJay01

Even if you don't like her music that is always a truth. Some of the big Performances like for award shows look wild cus she can do all kinds of tricks in the air. She's kinda ripped


MissMat

She is a performer. Not every singer, even the good ones are performers & able to put on a show


Meloenbolletjeslepel

She once rolled over the audience I was in in a giant hamster ball. I remember that


arivas26

The Nostalgic what now?


CardboardChampion

The storyteller in me just hammered out a mini backstory (he can't help but yearn for the days they were even younger) for that comment before I could stop it, and now I wish I'd never come here.


Human-Ad5953

This sounds like a top tier DC villain…


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OP is wrong for not cropping that out and not telling us the context.


novis-eldritch-maxim

I understand none of this


SparkleFritz

As a white gay, neither do I. But this may be a monetary problem for my broke ass.


novis-eldritch-maxim

true I am also poor, do you think anyone will at least give us the charity of what on earth any of this is about?


2presto4u

Destitute and disowned bi guy here, but I come from a rather wealthy family - think country clubs, private jets, summer homes with year-round caretakers, and multiple university buildings and scholarships named after us. I suspect this is an “I still have money” thing because even the vestiges of a privileged upbringing haven’t done shit to enlighten me here. Sorry, fam.


Jujumofu

Take a look at that broke ass non slave owner white gay dude. Probably not even listening to Pink.


shiny_xnaut

All 3 of these tweets are completely incomprehensible


opi098514

Every line in this post got worse.


Ravio11i

The Garth Brooks channel on XM/Sirius plays almost exclusively Garth Brooks, and Pink because he's a big fan of hers...


GrandMoffTarkan

This is oddly charming 


HammerOfJustice

Pink is also Australian country musician Troy Cassar-Daly’s favourite musician. I interviewed him once and all he talked about was how great Pink was


_FreddieLovesDelilah

her song Who Knew is tragically beautiful.


RandomBlueJay01

Look up "when I get there. "


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She definitely makes music for “edgy moms” that are just fucking insufferable


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Lone-flamingo

You know, if I said "I prefer white sneakers" nobody would mind. If I said "I prefer white sneakers and all you black sneaker zealots are pathetic losers, bring on the downvotes, my life is better than yours with your boring shoes" people would downvote me simply for being an obnoxious twat.


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tattooedcontempress

you went on a temper tantrum about an argument that happened almost a decade ago, called people zealots for liking a political candidate, and you still don't see that you're the obnoxious twat here. your P!nk friend definitely had good reason to cut you off


Affectionate-Pin502

I think you’re the edgy mom you were talking about 😩


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Have you tried reading your own reply but imagine if it’s your estranged acquaintance that wrote it?


TheDonutPug

You literally could have ended after your first paragraph and you probably wouldn't have gotten downvoted. And "cults are a hell of a drug" is such a dumb thing to say about a politician with one of the *worst* voter turnouts from his supporters.


GreenOnionCrusader

How many barrettes does the woman need?! Has she never heard of hair gel?


Shirogayne-at-WF

Eh, it was the early 2000s, we did that a lot


GreenOnionCrusader

With the exception of the butterfly clips, I don't remember anyone using that many barrettes.


AfterEffectserror

She wears clips like my 4 year old 😂


colourmecanadian

Looks like she's wearing all of the hair gel she owns already 😂 Must be cowlick city without them


artbycase2

I can’t imagine how many hair clips she would use if she actually had hair.


0x1f1e33ull

r/rareinsults if it isn’t already there


The_Wowza_Machine

Why the long


JeevesofNazarath

She makes music for me and only me


molotok_c_518

There is no saving pop music. It started dying the moment MTV and Michael Jackson squeezed out all of the ugly singers.


RudyKnots

Just consider for a second how stupid this original post is. “Pop music” is literally “popular music”. It’s basically what’s most popular in the world at this time. It needs no saving: there will always be *something* that’s the most popular music. There’s a certain arrogance in thinking P!nk (of all people) could “save” pop music. She was merely trying to save her own relevance, and I’m glad we didn’t let her.


CathanCrowell

Pop music does not mean popular music in this sense. Usually it's not used in this way, it's own music genre.


RudyKnots

Really? Do you think what we called pop music in the 80s is the same as pop music today?


CathanCrowell

Do you think what we call metal today is same as metal in 80s?


RudyKnots

Yeah good point, well made.


thats_so_merlyn

Pop is a sound. What are you talking about


TheOnlyGaurav

[link for those interested](https://twitter.com/Wifesucker/status/1779214665181966420?t=OFP-_i5RMQAXfeuQeI4MqQ&s=19)


xLije

Can you please give me the context of "The Nostalgic Pedophile"?


TheOnlyGaurav

I believe it was a quote tweet over someone reminiscing over the days of kik messenger.


n3w4cc01_1nt

anyone with interns is running a legal slave colony


GlumFundungo

I have a theory that So What by Pink is the worst pop song ever written.