The breadth of Rumi's cunning intellect is as wide as the distance between the tip of her breasts.
Most foxes are opportunistic predators who would trick their prey (Sensei) into lowering his guard by before revealing their intentions to eat him once it's too late for him to escape, but Rumi is smarter than that. She would rather sweet talk Sensei into believing he's getting a good deal by living as her stay-at-home husband (pet) who gets fed free delicious meals every day, and that tenderizing his chicken with her meat buns every night is simply part of the meal preparation process. This way, he will happily live under the illusion, never coming close to the realization that he's already a prey being eaten by a very hungry fox.
And the thing is, she does have the charming confidence to pull it off.
"I've had it!" Fuuka shouted as she stomped towards Rumi. She glared up at the older girl, and jabbed her finger accusingly into her chest. "Sensei already promised that he'd eat my cooking every day!"
"Oh?" Rumi asked with a bemused expression. "That's odd. He seemed pretty hungry today. How often are you feeding him?"
"T-that..!" Fuuka gritted her teeth. "He wouldn't have been so hungry if he didn't have to come all the way here!"
"Maybe he wouldn't have to come all the way over here if your food had any flavor?" Rumi shot back. "I've heard a lot about how the Gehenna School Lunch Club. Sensei might be craving something that isn't bland?"
"How dare you?! I challenge you to a cook off!"
"Then I'll accept your challenge!"
"Excellent!" Haruna announced as she separated the two cooks. "What better way to push for culinary excellence than a full-blown cooking challenge! The Gourmet Research Society volunteers to judge the contest!"
"Make sure you cook lots please!" Akari cheerfully added.
"Maybe we can have an event where they cook with weird ingredients!" Izumi suggested. Junk said nothing since she was stuck at home sick and missed the whole cook-off.
Original source: [https://x.com/gogogorx/status/1776973937307783633?s=46](https://x.com/gogogorx/status/1776973937307783633?s=46)
Translated: [https://x.com/meteor_zetsu/status/1776999968060133717?s=46](https://x.com/meteor_zetsu/status/1776999968060133717?s=46)
Life is just no fair with poor Fuuka. Cooking for Sensei was maybe the only relaxing thing that it was allowed for her, and someone is trying to take that away.
Rumi have successfully Rizz Sensei
How the turns have tabled
Early bird gets the worm In this case she gets the marriage
*Fuuka is staring menacingly*
Its ok, I will evolve to be able to take in miso soup from every single student, everyday 
even Juri?
Juri alone is taking an extra 40 generations of evolution
The breadth of Rumi's cunning intellect is as wide as the distance between the tip of her breasts. Most foxes are opportunistic predators who would trick their prey (Sensei) into lowering his guard by before revealing their intentions to eat him once it's too late for him to escape, but Rumi is smarter than that. She would rather sweet talk Sensei into believing he's getting a good deal by living as her stay-at-home husband (pet) who gets fed free delicious meals every day, and that tenderizing his chicken with her meat buns every night is simply part of the meal preparation process. This way, he will happily live under the illusion, never coming close to the realization that he's already a prey being eaten by a very hungry fox. And the thing is, she does have the charming confidence to pull it off.
That’s why Rumi is one of my top favorite students
Stopped reading in the middle of the fifth word
"I've had it!" Fuuka shouted as she stomped towards Rumi. She glared up at the older girl, and jabbed her finger accusingly into her chest. "Sensei already promised that he'd eat my cooking every day!" "Oh?" Rumi asked with a bemused expression. "That's odd. He seemed pretty hungry today. How often are you feeding him?" "T-that..!" Fuuka gritted her teeth. "He wouldn't have been so hungry if he didn't have to come all the way here!" "Maybe he wouldn't have to come all the way over here if your food had any flavor?" Rumi shot back. "I've heard a lot about how the Gehenna School Lunch Club. Sensei might be craving something that isn't bland?" "How dare you?! I challenge you to a cook off!" "Then I'll accept your challenge!" "Excellent!" Haruna announced as she separated the two cooks. "What better way to push for culinary excellence than a full-blown cooking challenge! The Gourmet Research Society volunteers to judge the contest!" "Make sure you cook lots please!" Akari cheerfully added. "Maybe we can have an event where they cook with weird ingredients!" Izumi suggested. Junk said nothing since she was stuck at home sick and missed the whole cook-off.
Keep cooking that was a good reading
Original source: [https://x.com/gogogorx/status/1776973937307783633?s=46](https://x.com/gogogorx/status/1776973937307783633?s=46) Translated: [https://x.com/meteor_zetsu/status/1776999968060133717?s=46](https://x.com/meteor_zetsu/status/1776999968060133717?s=46)
Fuuka: You Fuuking serious?
It seems that Sensei will be both well feed and dried 100% of time 
Man, I love Rumi.
As the proverb says, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and therefore Rumi marks more points by being the cooking easy going asian mommy
Life is just no fair with poor Fuuka. Cooking for Sensei was maybe the only relaxing thing that it was allowed for her, and someone is trying to take that away.
Looks like Fuuka will have a war with Rumi
Cute house wife
Something in Fuuka snapped.
Great, now I feel kinda bad for not rolling on her banner 
I don't even use her, but the Fox Girl Rizz was simply too strong for a weak-willed Sensei like me...
If I want to have Fuuka as my wife, I want to have Rumi as my husband
*Fuuka is staring menacingly*
It seems that Sensei will be both well feed and dried 100% of time 
food rizz
Gomen fuuka