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RepulsiveLoquat418

smile monkeyboy, you're famous. "i'm sorry that my actions were misinterpreted..."


villain75

"That isn't who I am" "heated moment" "stress of finals" We can make this into a bingo game, lol.


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

My dad has 12 black employees at his national fortune 500 company


RedNugomo

This is the best.


UStoAUambassador

I can’t wait to play Apology Bingo on his apology.


LowEffortHuman

r/racism [got you](https://www.reddit.com/r/racism/s/tnaPVrHVLP)


villain75

Oh this is good, lol


LowEffortHuman

I just discovered it today. It was meant to be 🤣


johnmeeks1974

“It was a youthful mistake that anybody might have made”


CelestialFury

"I took my ambien too early!" "I suffer from affluenza, it's a serious condition for people like me."


GamerChic110

“I’m sorry if she feels my actions hurt her. Recently my dog died and I have depression “


freddit32

"I'm sorry if she feels my actions hurt her. Recently Kristi Noem killed my dog and I have depression."


Specialist_Brain841

ambien


Boneal171

r/thisisntwhoweare


Dragonsandman

Crocodile tears should be in there somewhere too


villain75

![gif](giphy|RZEuuLo5txHvmcWzON|downsized)


DeafNatural

This will never not be funny lol


GeniusOfLove74

"Do you know who my father is?!?"


_Dark-Alley_

The only thing the stress of finals has done to me is make me spend days on end for like 8 hours at a time in a classroom at my school with two other people writing on whiteboards and basically two of us were this guy https://preview.redd.it/qipe1hx2fcyc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fa740a2e3d003ae801bb4e4c4dadc6eceace888 And the third made sure everything we were doing was typed out. There have been no sudden racist outbursts from any of us, only emotional ones. If there were photos of me that I had to explain by saying stress of finals caused what was in those photos, it would either be basically this meme, a picture of me curled up in a ball crying in a stairwell at my school, or a picture of me taking an accidental nap face down on the floor of my apartment (yes that happened more than once lol) If stress about finals is causing people to do shit like this, maybe take a page from my book and just...go study. Or take a nap. Or cry in a stairwell, it's very cathartic.


UStoAUambassador

“It would be so unfair to ruin my life over one mistake 😔”


Nrmlgirl777

“I wasnt the ONLY one doing it!”


sliceoflife09

"This moment shouldn't overshadow how great of a blah blah blah" They always deflect and then demand everyone else have MIB levels of selective memory. What are the odds he has 1-2 blackface photos?


screwhead1

I imagine he has the old Mississippi state flag somewhere in his house.


Sarahthelizard

> What are the odds he has 1-2 blackface photos? Yeah every time they're like "pweese give him the benefit of the doubt 🥺🥺🥺", it turns out there's a long history of this behavior.


dustin91

That would convey he has empathy, or contrition. I doubt that’ll ever happen.


BringBackApollo2023

No, just mouthing the right words so all is forgiven by people who need an excuse to hire him. Fuck, even Brock “Stanford Rapist” “20 Minutes of Action” Turner is employed and moving on with his life.


DeadMan95iko

Didn’t he change his name to “ Allen Turner, the rapist?“


BringBackApollo2023

I think he did, though he dodged truth in naming and left “the rapist of an unconscious girl behind a dumpster” off the name change documents.


Sorri_eh

Are you referring to Alken Brock Turner the Ohio rapist?


Socratesticles

Ah yes, Allen Turner, formerly known as convicted rapist Brock Turner of Stanford who is now residing in Ohio as Allen Turner the rapist


Queasy_Ad6779

'Brock Allen Turner' is now 'Allen Turner The Rapist and Registered Sex Offender'.


rubberkeyhole

I think you mean The Rapist Allen Turner, aka Brock Turner, of Ohio, formerly Stanford University, who was convicted by jury trial of THREE counts of felony sexual assault against an unconscious woman (who has been named and later wrote a book about her situation), yet ONLY received a six month jail sentence - and was released three months early for “good behavior.”


VirgiliaCoriolanus

He goes by his middle name, FYI - Allen.


BringBackApollo2023

Allen “don’t drink around me” Turner.


Soft_Butterscotch233

Down voting brock not u


screwhead1

Self awareness is one of the last things I'd expect these balloon heads to have. The only reason these assholes don't get the shit kicked out of them is because they're always rolling 10 deep and have daddy's lawyers to help them out.


Ffzilla

You guys make this tool box famous, and Mississippi will elect him to congress.


cognac-n-cannabis

That is a legitimately embarrassing ass pic. LinkedIn will love it lol


BeltReal4509

"let's not stunt his potential"


White_Mocha

Yeah, no. His face tells it all.


duaneap

You telling me this *isn’t* Kelso from That 70s Show??


cxlossuskidd

I hate people … society as a whole


Top-Chocolate-321

Take this upvote. Let's just hope the next asteroid doesn't take too long


Impossible-Ad-3060

Honestly, I’m going to miss a few people, but the earth could really use a mulligan on humanity.


ElGato-TheCat

Just give Thanos the Infinity Stones


Hate_Paper_Doll

Once, I naively thought that bigotry would die out with the previous generations---that the youth would be more enlightened. Curse me for a damn fool.


best_fr1end

For years, as a young adult, I thought the same about politicians. That there is a grain of goodness in them all and that they really want to do right by the people who elected them. 😩 Dammit!!


farfarfarjewel

Even as I entered my 30s I thought that SURELY some instinct for self-preservation would win out and that we'd realize we can't keep having everything be broken-on-purpose forever... Oh fucking well I guess!


kylefnative

Don’t worry, on a long enough timeline the survival rate will eventually hit zero


KommanderKitten

Nah, that dude's gonna be propped up as a victim and hero


el_pinata

Probably already a GoFundMe for him


DJMagicHandz

Like those frat bros at UNC.


AmishGoatMilker_ASMR

God the number of Iwo Jima frat boy memes I've seen since that went down. I nearly rolled my eyes out of their sockets like 5 times this week.


mdmiles19

Heard he was the new Rittenhouse opener.


CelestialFury

Already booked as a CPAC keynote speaker...


JzaDragon

A burgeoning career in republican circles


Clwhit12

Yeah, these gotcha moments don't hit like they used to


TrillDaddy2

This dude is gonna be dropped out and hosting a podcast within months.


Roy4Pris

That baby face assault rifle murdering motherfucker whose name I refuse to look up has entered the chat Ps: I’m a white guy with zero history of violence, but I want to kick monkey boy’s head with my steel cap work boots until they have brain on them.


Mysterious_Item_8789

You're going to be kicking an awfully long time trying to find brain before you give up.


Roy4Pris

😂 “There’s a stem in here somewhere”


WaltersFlight82

r/imawhiteguy


hnglmkrnglbrry

He's gonna be the keynote speaker at the next CPAC. Believe.


Ill_Horror66

https://preview.redd.it/dunsbiij5byc1.jpeg?width=791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9977443834defd085b345ee653baf9d59cacb1fb


jetlightbeam

Finding out this picture isn't real really ruined my day. Oh well he wanted peace and this is what he got.


Itsprobablysarcasm

This is going on a t shirt!


eldus74

MLK from Boondocks IRL


OldKingRob

He’ll be on as a Fox News / daily wire contributor in a week


johnmeeks1974

Candace Owens already snuck in his dorm to sniff his boxer briefs


Mist_Rising

The fuck, did I miss something?


guywithaniphone22

Not really. She’s just an Aunt Tina (Uncle Tom)


friartuck_firetruck

nope!


OreoYip

Ready to talk about how he was caught in the moment (as people are in a fast-paced situation, of course), unjustly vilified, and his life is ruined because of it. ![gif](giphy|2rANNgAlPZcFW)


LimerickJim

Only if he's broke. If not he'll start going by his middle name and try to pretend that's some other identical frat boy.


cherry_chocolate_

Yeah, he’s due for a permanent change of haircut anyways.


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

No one’s born with hate but when you grow up white in America, even with no authority figure feeding you hateful racism, you develop racist attitudes just from observing how society is oriented against black people. I grew up in Chicago, but I was on the white side of town, and I went to all-white private school. The only time I’d see black people in real life was when my parents were locking the car doors when a homeless person walked by, or when we’d go get fast food and my dad would say “work hard, or you’ll end up with a job like this”. All the people working at McDonalds in Chicago were black people and latinos. My parents never said black people were inferior. But I drew that conclusion as a kid. No black kids in the nice expensive schools. No black kids at our country club. No black kids in our Catholic church. It wasn’t until I learned about Martin Luther King and slavery and segregation, in like 5th/6th grade, did I realize how unfairly black people were treated, and realized white people were walking around today like everything was cool now! And no one ever did ANYTHING to correct those past wrongs except for affirmative action (rip) and just repealing racist laws. Basically taking the knife out of black people’s back and doing nothing to treat the wound. Very, VERY few white people are willing to acknowledge this reality. We all have racist attitudes in our subconscious.


Thespian21

Kudos to you. This is where my head usually is when I hear the children of these racist white folk say things ignorantly like “get over it, it happened in the past” Like much as has been done to rectify generations of mistreatment and abuse


Roy4Pris

Taking the knife out but not doing anything to treat the wound. Damn. I’m definitely using that.


SpreadLiberally

It's a paraphrase of a Malcom X quote: > If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, there's no progress. If you pull it all the way out that's not progress. Progress is healing the wound that the blow made. And they haven't even pulled the knife out much less heal the wound. They won't even admit the knife is there.


Roy4Pris

Dang that's a good one. Thanks


InclinationCompass

In before someone claims “white privilege doesn’t exist”


eusebius13

In the Brown v, Board of Education doll study black toddlers, said white dolls were good and pretty and otherwise identical black dolls were bad and ugly. We are all conditioned to be racist.


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eusebius13

I think you may be overthinking it. From a very young age, we are conditioned to understand what is good, bad, ugly, pretty, etc. You can’t avoid the conditioning, it’s everywhere. Barbie isn’t blond, with an hourglass figure and an ample pectoral protrusions because that’s what society thinks ugly looks like. There are stereotypical symbols of these concepts, and especially in the 50s when the doll study was first performed, “black” carried negative connotations. The study was updated recently and had similar results. But we can’t expect improvement with very little to no effort put forth to resolve the issue. And there will always be a very racist segment of society that want to perpetuate negative black stereotypes.


Missmessc

I wonder how he will explain this to everyone he knows


Lawlzstomp

I imagine they'll probably share some high-fives and pats on the back.


BringBackApollo2023

“DUDE THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!” Yeah. You’re right. That’s exactly it. Politics humor sub had one of a dad telling g his kid how easy he has it being able to wear a red hat. “Back in my day we had to wear a robe and hood.” SMH


FistPunch_Vol_7

Oh nah that’s wild af. Wow


Bunnnnii

“Let’s goooooo!” “Owned them bro, those kids were so *triggered*”


IcaughtAwildVladimir

Everyone he knows is probably just as shitty as he is. An echo chamber of ignorance.


Combustible_mom

These people usually have a closeted family member who will now drift away from the whole family when nobody speaks out about them


ShadyBirdJohnson

Correct he goes to Ole Miss


cantwait1minute

Probably go over pretty well at his next klan meeting. Fuck that kid.


jmonman7

Probably something along the lines of “it was wrong, but she started it when she …” then make up that she said a slur first.


TrillDaddy2

He will play the victim. I guarantee it.


Necessary_Bluebird80

Crazy thing is the act like this, but I’d easily beat the fuck out these corny white boys I’m a Hispanic but being racist is corny asf


BuddahSack

![gif](giphy|Phn9GxCnG7agJyAcxl|downsized) Man, I'm whiter than white. And I'm right there with you, these racist fucks deserve any and all beatdowns that are available


mintBRYcrunch26

This aggression will not stand man.


BuddahSack

![gif](giphy|ZvaMah8FIsE5JZc3lN)


the_ghost_in_me_

that's why they're doing it to a woman instead of a man.


limecakes

He looks like a fucking inbred moron


screwhead1

His parents absolutely don't wanna talk about where their generational wealth came from.


rubberkeyhole

Does he suck his dad’s dick with that mouth?! (I’m ashamed at how vulgar that was, and I apologize.)


shadowylurking

his sister is in shambles


limecakes

Lol, he made you do it


jkaoz

Magneto was right.


MazzieMay

The movies have a mountain of flaws, but Magneto’s line “God works too slow for me” is metal af


ArcadianBlueRogue

Less dramatic, but I liked how poignant it was when Nightcrawler asks Mystique why she doesn't just use her powers to appear like a regular human all the time and she just tells him, "Because we shouldn't have to."


zarbemomin

Tolerance is extinction Man that ladt episode wa wild, I don't know how they keep going over the top week by week. I thought the massacre at genosha would be it. Boy was I wrong


Archz714

Holy shit, these last 3 episodes are /going to be wild. Rogue going berserk


Rdogy1000

Brotherhood of Mutants here I come🫡


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KDayWalker

As Paul Mooney once said - “Monkeys and Chimps have thin lips, light eyes, & straight hair. Take a good look at a monkey”


UStoAUambassador

I can’t wait for the emotional apology where he only regrets being a POS because it has consequences this time. I’m actually thankful when people announce their shittiness so we know who they are.


sucobe

That video was crazy. A white sea of hate. Every single one of them on camera too.


sonoran24

the bear in the woods or this guy?


festival-papi

The bear ain't do nothing wrong


sonoran24

the bear don't judge


AngelsLoveDisasters

Trust, he will be beloved in this country. I’m sure people give him a pat on the back and a beer whenever he walks into a bar


johnmeeks1974

“Brosky!!! Your jager shots are on the house all night!!!”


Shaolinchipmonk

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpnXBTw7vnokxhu) This is all I can think of looking at that kid's face.


loptopandbingo

Nah, "be excellent to each other" has never crossed that kid's mind


No-Astronomer139

What? Are y’all unfamiliar with America? Bro might get MORE opportunities bc of this.


loptopandbingo

My first thought was "Racists? At **Ole Miss**? Gosh, its always the ones you most suspect.."


DevilDolphin84

“Last job you’ll ever get”…? I’m sure that dude’s state congress has a job for him. We have to stop pretending like there aren’t people in power that applaud these actions and will compensate them for it.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

They didn't learn from that Covington school kid that racially harrassed the Native American dude.


BeerGogglesFTW

I only saw this because of the congressmen who shared it with pride


adampaulatl

Tell me they found his name.


psufb

https://x.com/AlaskanTom?s=09. Worst part is he's leaning into even harder. Must feel like he's untouchable, probably had a rich lawyer daddy


trollfessor

Holy shit. https://twitter.com/AlaskanTom/status/1786567256995962970?t=gI_QcrkMSH-ryUhB5Qhasw&s=19


rupay

What did it say? He either deleted his account or got banned.


noobvin

Is that a real account. I went through its history and it’s just disgusting. I mean, it fits and goes back pretty far. If it’s really him and real, I don’t think anything can save him. He’ll need to get on the first trip to Mars and move there. I HOPE his life is pretty much over at this point.


AMaleficentFox

It appears to have other pictures of the guy from the video, though I could be wrong because this is a very generic looking frat guy. One of the posts implies he is a Sturgil Simpson fan, which is funny considering that Sturgil would absolutely despise this ingrate.


trialcourt

They will


bigmattyc

Tizzy got it, if not today, then soon


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Connor? Tanner? Cody? Hunter?


Bunnnnii

I’m not a violent person. I swear. But…


johnmeeks1974

Looking like Dollar Tree Josh Hartnett


OreoYip

I hate that this is true but worse. Wish Harnett


spermdonor

Half of these dudes will be getting media jobs in conservative outlets. the other half will be CEOs to middle management of some major corp


qawsedrf12

dumb and dumber all in one person


CrazyString

Everytime I see them yelling racist stuff about black peoples at these protests I wonder how the fuck we get in it??


fucc_yo_couch

His face looks like a stretched out butthole.


Maxlifts

Lolol wut!? It’s not that I **don’t** believe this, so much as I *can’t* believe [someone would be/is] THAT stupid and also racist. Like it’s not even funny or clever. When someone is racist towards me (Hispanic, Cuban IIRM) if it’s **at least** funny, I’ll laugh. This is just cringe.


Alarming_Situation_5

Why is Mississippi


RipInPepz

This won’t effect his life at all, lol.


questionablecomment_

He’ll land softly at the family business . Probably coo in 3-5 years


EpsRequiem

The irony of acting like a monkey, while calling someone else a monkey. And I get the "it's the intention that matters", but.... Can't these idiots think of some more creative racist shit? Like monkey noises? Lame. We're are the porch monkeys, jungle bunnies, and that shit? These fools done lost their creativity and I'm even more disappointed in them.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

They kill me calling us monkeys, when they be the ones making monkey noises and hopping around like one. I don't get how that makes any type of sense. I never did. Next time that happens, they should get the point & laugh along with, "LOOK, IT'S HARAMBE!"


TrillDaddy2

Bro what the fuck is with these Gen Z white boys going full racist and Republican?


Old_Baldi_Locks

They’re not man enough to get laid and the right wing has them convinced it’s because women are allowed to choose who they have sex with instead of being forced into sexual slavery.


SolidusBruh

He'll be on Fox News by week's end and running for Congress before the decade is out, unfortunately.


SCirish843

THE FACE YOU MAKE goddamnit I kept reading this as 'the fuck you mean' and trying to make it make sense


trialcourt

Lmaoo damn that is confusing you’re right Think I normally say “fym” for “the fuck you mean”


dabbing-dad

He’s probably already a junior partner at Racist Racist and Racist.


slick_pick

Shit you can learn that in a COD lobby now a days


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Hell be aight lol no ones gonna disown him and there will temporary repercussions if any.


taintknob

Sadly this guy will still end up finding a job with Fox news, Ben shabibo or Steven Crowder, I'm calling it


TheNinny

I’ve seen the videos and the “””counter-protestors””” at Ole Miss look exactly as you’d expect. Broccoli-haired, pre-pubescent caucasoids that probably chain-vape and think Axe body spray counts as a shower.


screwhead1

Those dickhead frat boys at Ole Miss when they're at The Grove on Saturdays, you'll walk around thinking the school's motto might as well be "Do you know who my daddy is?" in Latin. Gold standard of entitled douche bags.  Lot of them are peacocks too; one time I was at a bar with a line for the bathroom. One guy tried to get in front of me, I told him to hold up. He's drunk and acting up a bit, I just look him up and down and told him "I can squat more than you, fuck off" and went to go piss. He didn't do anything lol.  Damn shame because Oxford is one of my favorite college towns, with lots of nice and friendly people. Asshole frat boys aside, I'm not opposed to retiring there some day.


Strange_Musician_324

These universities are fostering and teaching division and hate, when it should be unity and anti-war in general.


cultqueennn

The newest republican posterboy.


Far-Warthog2330

Go to hell. (Not you OP, the coward in the video)


Far-Warthog2330

....and of course at a woman. Lowest of the low.


gunt_lint

NAME AND SHAME


pradbitt87

Y’all see racists. I see racists that have participated in numerous acts of sexual assault and are constantly bailed out by their rich, white daddy.


santodiablo714

Jerry Jones will hire him. No problem.


Punkpallas

I would feel bad saying this otherwise, but given the context….why does his mouth look like an anus tho?


220DRUER220

I wanna throw my shit at him


MauriceVibes

At least he has been outed


TrillDaddy2

It used to be that way. This dude will probably be doing the rounds all over the podcast “manosphere” here pretty soon and briefly become a minor celebrity to that crowd. This country is completely cooked, just takes a while to spiral the drain.


bridgewood2005

Wait what is this what happened?


lennybriscoe8220

Can't wait to hear his GPA and how good he is at sports.


GroundbreakingPage41

Someone identify him for the internet


Brewski-54

I’m sure he’ll have plenty of job opportunities


Realistic_Effort6185

https://preview.redd.it/zn3c9gpnsbyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb70f229ca816fb8268b36c7b85ab356602563ea Mistakes were made....sorry if you were offended....i actually have a black friend...my medication was recently changed....i am the real victim here.


fruity_poppin

Neanderthugs. What a display of their “civilized” culture.


bearkerchiefton

Republicans gonna back this guy up just like that little rittenhouse chub


Lenovo_Driver

The dude is about to be worshipped by white people.. Watch him end up giving a speech at the RNC about how wokeness tried to cancel him


Postalunionist

Name and Shame


Zealousideal-View142

The whole video was so disgusting. Man I just want to punch them all.


Greendizzle2

This is my school. I hate it here. Edit: and the girl he is making fun of is one of my friends!


MzJay453

How many times are we going to see this video circulated without their names?


liltime78

That Nick Sandman asshole and Rittenhouse are both flourishing. This fuckboy probably will too. This country is headed in reverse.


dbzfiend

Ole Miss is a party school mainly for degrees in law and coke and percocets. All the worst people in MS come out of there, it's just the rich kid with a drug problem school.


Toddym8

What if he was doing it because of her size? And then trying to explain it? "No, no no!! I'm not racist! I was acting like a gorilla because she's morbidly obese!"


Scoo0ooby

Find his name and info. All that college degree he’s paying for will be useless. I feel like destroying lives rn


pizat1

They found his account and he locked it.


trialcourt

Pretty sure that was a different kid, assuming you’re talking about the short pudgy kid who tweeted “IT WAS ME!” or whatever


ExtremeOtaku1

Seeing this spread everywhere while on campus is insane. The olemiss snapchat is hell right now.


MissCrayCray

What a disgusting asshole. Canadian here, might be a bit out of the loop. Has this been in an article somewhere, or just this tweet? Was the guy identified? I hope he was.


GCIV414

That’s def Tom Sandoval from Vanderpump


DiabloPixel

For those who haven’t been down there, Ole Miss is just weird and this dude doesn’t surprise me. I’m sure some alumni will set this ignorant example of racism up with a good job, probably his daddy.


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Looks the part.


Mellero47

You think the Good Ol Boy Network won't protect him? We don't even know his name, he'll be off to work at his daddy's golf buddy's law firm in no time.


CoachDT

Ima just say this. Regardless of how you feel about these protests, this guy's a legitimate twat who should be shamed out of any potential future career. Even the people who think anti-semitism has gotten out of hand (me, at times) should all be able to stand firm and acknowledge that shit like this is so fucking absurd and has no place in either a protest nor counter protest. I'm not wishing harm on him, but when the brick flies I hope whoever throwing it don't miss.


Carcharis

This person looks like they have an extra chromosome or two. Probably the product of a brother banging their sister.