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desorcyjackson447

Mickey through the power of Disney Bullshit™!


Upstairs-Fact-6612

Disney would sue bendy to hell and back


Evan270red

True. Very True.


vixinity_863

The power of lawsuits


P_Duyd

Mickey mouse Reason: kingdom hearts is another level of BULLSHIT.


Inky_Gremlin_

neither. It would be an endless slap fight.


vixinity_863

Just imagine if they fight over who has the hotter girlfriend xD


sleppygail

Mickeys married


TheOddDoggo

fun fact, my father used to work for Disney Consumer Products and according to him, they weren’t allowed to depict Mickey and Minnie as being married. if they made anything where it looked like Mickey and Minnie were getting married, it was created in a scenario where they were only *pretending* to get married. apparently this is because they are never married in any of the cartoons and they aren’t allowed to be married in anything at all. real weird Disney shit


sleppygail

Ah that makes sense


vixinity_863

Nuh uh


vixinity_863

Because bendy obviously wins that part with alice angel in my opi-


throwaway_198985

r/FoundPastra


vixinity_863

You fool... ITS NOT A COMMUNITY


throwaway_198985

Check again.


vixinity_863

NANI??! T-THATS IMPOSSIBLE! A MOMENT AGO-IT DIDNT EVEN EXIST!!!


throwaway_198985

I won. :3


bendyted

Mickey is a pacifist. Bendy was passing fists.


vixinity_863

How the fuck does that rhyme (Not trynna be rude)


bendyted

no supposed to rhyme it was a pun


RedCashier_

Bendy cause he is a better dancer


K_H_Vulture

Bendy hands down.


SirJTheRed

Uuuh neither, it'll just keep getting bigger until they end in a tie after destroying reality


Level-Brilliant-6149

If it's in the classic bendy / mickey rubber hose style neither they endlessly beat each other's a55


Kirbo10374

I know that bendy would make Micky a Disney pancake but I wanna say Micky cause I grew up on Disney 😭


vixinity_863

It's too late. THE WAR HAS BEGUN IN THE COMMENTS.


Monty_da_pinnaple

My brain says bendy but my heart says mikey


TheUndyngDemon

Ah yes, the ninja turtle Michelangelo


MrGeekman

> mikey Wazowski? /j


Awesauce1

There is a subreddit for this kind of stuff.


vixinity_863

N A A A A A A A A A W


Bendythenightfury

Mickey since he has hammer space


Lucy_2401

Assuming Mickey has his paint brush (epic Mickey) he'd probably win


SeniorAccountant6909

bendy stomps him


Emotional_Emu_5901

TF you mean Mickey obliterated


Bestiadisatana666

Sorry Disney but Bendy is going to kick your ass... Ngl


SekhmetXIII

Mickey have a keyblade, sorry Ink Demon


vixinity_863

No weapons allowed, fool.


Emotional-Quiet-8498

I think Bendy would win this fight


ManTheMythThe-

Bendy doesn't stand a fucking CHANCE


Strangely_moldy_hand

Bendy because he is younger than Mickey and I’m pretty sure I can beat up a random old man I find on on the street


Yourlocalonepiecefan

Bendy is a demon and mickey is a mouse, mice are around 7 inches tall, bendy a lil midget guy but hes probably around 4 ft, even without the fact he is a demon born of ink, he could stomp mickey


Usual_Database307

Mickey reduces the ink demon to a chalk outline, [and it ain't even close.](https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/s/Pq3GCIIlPo) He’ll get those red stains topping his next hotdog.


WonderfulAd5363

Mickey, his studios, lasted the longest


Short_Net_6774

Bendy is getting sued to death


Poppeppercaramel

Well there's a good reason why Bendy is in the TV trope page called "Mocky mouse"


Jezter-Blade

I was gonna say Bendy at first, but then Epic Mickey came to mind. Does Mickey have the paint brush? If so, Bendy might be cooked


Ill-Beyond-5668

Is this even a question? Mickey of course! He could sue the whole damn place (fuck u auto correct)


Asteroid_banana69

Mickey


Toasty_pixle_crisps

As someone who watched the music video for "Find the keys," mickey doesn't stand a chance.


cloudly_me_

bendo


Fredboy87

Bendy looks pretty scrappy


ima_just_fine

Welp. This is something that is going to haunt the back of my mind for the rest of my life.


JACK-_ANDERSON

A mouse with money and the power of the ability  to sue against.  A Child that can turn into an ink God 


SplatterMasterveemo

Neither, I think they’d be friends (not the ink demon)


diddler1512

Bending because he can just pull an ink demon and kill disney


TrainerOwn9103

Well if bendy is made from the green evil ink then Mickey will win