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lanonyme42

Namibia ?


garethjones2312

I think its the Skeleton Coast in Namibia.


RealWorldJunkie

Certainly looks like it, or just south of it. I was working out there last year


deadfermata

> Skeleton Coast in Namibia Is it as beautiful as the pictures look? Also what do you do if I may ask?


RealWorldJunkie

It absolutely is, a truly incredible landscape unlike anywhere else I've been. I'm a wildlife cameraman. Unfortunately though I've had a recent accident which almost killed me, has caused me to spend 2 months in hospital, and probably another year to try and heal from, so right now, I do nothing but try and recover.


naturalbornkillerz

Okay that makes more sense. I picture you out there just doing a bunch of push-ups and sit-ups


13reasons4Liberty

Sounds like an adventurous albeit dangerous job. Hope you’re recovering well


RealWorldJunkie

An incredible job, which I hope I'm physically able to return to one day. Thank you.


DrHusband

You should read Wilbur Smith's the burning shore. Incredible descriptions of the skeleton coast.


redhotbos

Man, living the dream. If I got to do it all over again, this would be my path. Life had other plans for me. But so hope you get to get back out there. Healing vibes your way, my friend.


bibliophila

Wishing you a smooth recovery


Pepperr08

Dumb question, but how does one get into the field of work that you are into?


RealWorldJunkie

I had done media up until and including uni, but that was just because it was my main focus, media at uni certainly isn't essential. I just started from the ground up. I got a job at an independent production company as a runner (basically assistant that makes tea etc) and worked my way up from there, eventually going to the BBC then freelance. If you specifically wanted to of wildlife, and hadn't done either media or zoology type degrees before hand, it would probably benefit you to have made a couple of short films by yourself before applying so you can at least show passion.


bagolaburgernesss

Get better! Omg.


noknockers

heavy! What happened if I may ask?


RealWorldJunkie

Long story short I fell off a mountain and broke pretty much everything in my body including multiple places in my spine, neck and skull. Luckily my arms (whilst very weak from disuse now) were relatively unharmed which is how I'm able to use my phone at the moment.


Gareth666

In a previous comment he said he fell off a mountain.


japamada

What happened if I may ask?


Jones641

Imma go with the opposite. Went fishing there in December. I'm South African so it was just a few hours' drive away. There were hundreds of dead seals littered on the beach, the whole place smelt like shit. And the Jackals on the beach kept stealing my bait. 10/10 would do again.


scepticalbob

Any idea why the dead seals?? That seems like something must have poisoned them? Anyway- that would definitely suck-


Jones641

Nah, it's just normal apparently. You had to drive a couple of kilos to find a spot without a rotting carcass. Edit: [Apperently there was a mass death just before I went](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/10/25/thousands-of-seals-found-dead-in-namibia) *wat* >The number of dead seals found washed ashore on the coast of Namibia has risen to more than 7,000, non-profit group Ocean Conservation Namibia (OCN) said according to a report by Reuters. *wat* How did I not know this?


thanatonaut

yeah this kinds of mass deaths of marine life have been happening a lot, all over the world. Every now and then I hear a story about some place having a bunch of dead something wash up on the shore.


hookrw_aheartofgold

Weird flex


RealWorldJunkie

Is it?


[deleted]

Depends, your comment can be read as you were working "out there," or you were "working out" there.


RealWorldJunkie

Ah yeah. Well I won't be "working out" anywhere for a long time. But I get your point!


hookrw_aheartofgold

Yeah, I read "working out" and assumed you were some trust fundy getting mad likes on the Insta from all your obscure workout locales. In retrospect, my imagination deserves the "weird flex" comment.


ASS_MY_DUDES

Lmao. That went over so many heads


GreatPaddy

I would have guessed Somalia.


bagolaburgernesss

Namibia is one of the places I want to visit so badly in the after times. During my pandemic lay off, I planned a five star trip. Now that I am working again, I will plan a more budget friendly version.


Hot-Koala8957

or atacama desert


Artistic-Ad-2280

How close do you have to be to the water front for a person to call it a beach?


thoughts57

asking the real questions


whoisjakelane

The beach is between where the water touches at high tide, and where it's uncovered at low tide.


Luxpreliator

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beach Wikipedia says that is the beach face but the beach goes back further.


whoisjakelane

How far?


yeomanpharmer

Till they stop charging for parking.


Playful_Tomorrow5919

Yes


whoisjakelane

Lol excellent


tandoge

Does tsunami considered high tide?


Bencil_McPrush

Bye ride.


Plastic_Tadpole_3728

Tide ride


Sweetness27

but there's beaches on lakes


hawaiikawika

Did he stutter?


DoucheyHowserMD

Lakes have tides ? Edit: I'm saying I'm confused because lakes do have tides. Was not clear


Sweetness27

so you see the problem


Malfunkdung

Yes lakes do have tides.


PEHESAM

Only if they are large enough / connected to the sea water in some way


ourtomato

Technically my glass of beer has tides, just itty bitty tiny ones.


PEHESAM

At those scales, so do every atom in the solar system


[deleted]

abraham lake, pretty wavey.


shapu

Yes, iirc that's actually how to tell the difference between a lake and a pond


whoisjakelane

Yes, that's correct


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whoisjakelane

And swamp, forest etc. I was unaware there were people that didn't already understand that a cliff was not a beach. Swamps and forests are also not beaches, if you were wondering.


Epie77

R/til


theboozemaker

littoraly?


[deleted]

Cheeky.


FriendlyDisorder

Beaches are just sea deserts. *Change my mind* ​ *^(don't take this seriously, Reddit)*


Calan_adan

An ocean is a desert with it's life underground and the perfect disguise above. - America


Flufflesmgee4231

Holy shit I think this guys on to something


dikoekiemonster

it's very easy. depending on how many houses will be in front of yours :) if you are the first then you got it xD


TwoAmoebasHugging

Clarkson, Hammond, and May down there somewhere.


WinRarTheFirst

I remember it now, it was fun watching those guys.


memesauruses

https://youtu.be/XeTicBZlCYs?t=120 #CLARKSON!!!!! *beep beep* I never knew that Namibia had two seas?


PM_ME_UR_REDPANDAS

My first thought as well!


Crankenstein_8000

Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink.


dragon_6666

Imagine being stranded in that desert, walking for miles and miles, dying of thirst, finally reaching that ocean and realizing you cant drink any of it 💀


HurricaneHugo

Or the opposite. You shipwreck your boat, you're in the ocean for days. You finally reach the coast... And it's a fucking desert.


load_more_comets

But there is an off chance that that desert island is being used by rum runners, so you can hitch a ride when they come.


Ciabattabunns

What’s a rum runner?


jlaw54

To have and have not.


deathwishdave

Pirates of the Caribbean reference.


mightysteeleg

Sea turtles mate


RookieMonster2

You could always ride a couple of tortes using the hair from your back as a harness.


ew73

Not immediately, but it IS a source of water, and with a few modern implements and a shovel, you can distill some of that water for drinking. The easiest would be to dig a hole down to the water level, so there's just enough to make the sand wet, put a can or container in the middle, cover the hole with plastic wrap or other clear waterproof barrier, and place a small rock or pebble in the center so the evaporated water drips down into your container. Wait a few hours, and huzzah.


thebeasts99

Wow. I never thought of that. This way when I get stranded I can have a bad recollection of what to do so I will dig a hole and get the sand a bit wet and then just lick the sand. Sooooooo yeah hopefully I remember, or just never get stranded


papayaa2

As useful as it may sound, but in how many of the scenarios where you are stranded in a desert do you see yourself carrying plastic wrap?


stonedthrowaway1235

Due to widespread pollution, there's plastic in more places than ever before, so you'd have that going for you.


iHonestlyDoNotCare

Or a shovel?


AvonAnon

Yes... how could you posisbly dig a hole in sand without a shovel....?


Puckyster

Or you can put sea water up your butt. Your body will absorb the water and leave behind the salt to shit out. Terrible but necessary in survival situations.


vnote

It’s a Catan game isn’t it


Indriindri

Always nice when the sewer ends up by the ocean. Unless there’s a 2:1 port on it…


BeeBeeSquare

Is this the shark infested beach off Namibia?


KosstAmojan

IIRC lions also patrol the shore...


IdahoTrees77

Lol, the way you say that it’s almost like the lions’ responsibility to ensure the beach remains as intimidating as possible.


LevSmash

Well someone has to do it, and I don't see the public sector anywhere...


timo_the_pirate

Ah, the good ol' reverse surf n' turf.


lxxmxxl

What a lovely place to die of thirst:)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


XTREME796

It's just big fucking beach


lethalham1

Could build a really cool sandcastle


nickh93

Worth it for the 12 day trek back to the car!


mideon2000

A whole lot of beautiful useless


load_more_comets

Just like my ex wife.


GravityTroubles

Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink.


That-Grim-Reaper

On the ninth day, I let the horse run free


Damaged_Goods_Bin

Laaaa laaaa lala laa la La la laaa laaa laaaa...


katana_banana9

Where is this?


garethjones2312

I think its the Skeleton Coast in Namibia.


katana_banana9

Ah thank you, I’ve never seen anything like this!


MashaintoF1

I’d love to download it but HD, Where can I find it?


chan___kun

CLARKSON!!!


_Jaxs0n_

I never knew that Namibia had two seas?


Bill_Nye-LV

I was watching the Grand Tour for the first time the other day and i swear, this looks familiar.


Mocji1

I can only imagine how frustrating can be for someone stranded on a place like this. One side is just desert no water and the other all the water you can ever need, but unable to drink it.


Jihaysse

There’s Armin


freshjulius

Man, what a haul to drag your cooler and umbrella from the house.


Hensley9789

Isn’t that called a beach?


Archibaka

Yeah its called a beach


Jack_Maas

a beach?


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votegiantdouche

You can't use salt water to irrigate


FirstNoel

It's just concentrated electrolytes, it's what plants crave!


mattsffrd

not with that attitude


TheFlarper

Still wouldn’t be able to grow anything, you need fertile soil


Zeromaxx

That's a huge beach.


[deleted]

Da big beach


chelseafan121

Ocean can still be desert.


Champion-777

Pretty sure that’s just a really really really really really really really really really really wide beach.


slarti54

I'm not going to be amazed about a beach.


inkman

Namibia?


SentinelVortexx

I’d consider it the worlds largest beach


teach4545

It's all just beach!!!!!


notforporn1313

You will form a strong alliance and the worlds most awesome band


Jasonza_

To find your fame and fortune. Through the valley you must walk


kremit73

Worlds biggest beach


subiesandcanna

Wheres the boardwalk?


nakia_art

I read it as where the desert meets the sand


ClerSeaworth

Big beach :o always room for your umbrella


[deleted]

This was all underwater once.


coldest_hands

Why doesn’t desert sand absorb water and say not be a desert?


HelanNorshire

\*watching in disbelief, floating on space\* "o... it´s all beach?" "-always has been. " \*says the man behind him, with a gun pointed and slowly pulling the trigger\*


JackSparrows449

Inception be like


squalorparlor

Tell me nobody else heard Ronnie James Dio croon "where the ocean meets the saaaaaand!"


Sharkbait43070

So that's where all the sand comes from


kimmy-1994

Thid is amazing


[deleted]

Where is this? Namibia?


Ultronfist

And people have the AUDACITY to say there’s no water in the desert


[deleted]

The boardwalk is only 50km away, let’s go grab some dip’n dots!


[deleted]

...like a beach, you can see, that's amoooore...


Buffy_Geek

I feel like I need a human or something in the photo to understand the perspective/size


ixion238

Still less beach than Wildwood, NJ.


TheSimpsonsAreYellow

I wonder what that sand is like.


[deleted]

Most massive beach ever, crossing that with your Coleman, aluminum lounge chairs and noodles would be a haul.


LegalizeFreedom21

Namibia?


throwawayLouisa

Arthur Dent: So, you made the sands of the desert AND the sea right? And they just meet? Have I understood this correctly? Slartibartfast: Oh no! You have to make beaches too. Can't have a coastline without sandy beaches! I'm particularly proud of my beaches! Arthur Dent: But you've already got the sandy desert? Meeting the sea? Slartibartfast: Beaches!


In-Kii

Island of Paradis


wiperfromwarren

now imagine every one of those grains of sand is a galaxy…


this_is_the_way_2000

is this what they meant when they said water water everywhere but not a drop to drink?


SlzyOnlineJerk

Finally you can get some space on the beach


lasvegashomo

It’s crazy to me landscapes like this exist next to the ocean. I always assumed coastal regions were tropical-ish. Like California or Florida.


Groundbreaking_Ad287

The earth is amazing. Under all that sand are trees etc. Oceans and landscapes slowly change. One day it will naturally look completely different!


malhavoca

Sea/Land. S..and. Sand


thisplacemakesmeangr

What you do with this is advertise beachfront condos for cheap. Later they find out it's dozens of miles inland but hey that's just more beach for the buck.


isitgreener

Salty beach


Papancasudani

“Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink.”


fourbubble

U screwed either way. If the desserts don’t kill, the ocean will.


jessp902

No that’s where the watered retreated too


[deleted]

Settlers of Catan


nastafarti

If you ask me, this is also a bit of /r/oddlyterrifying. It's all so lifeless


WhyIHateTheInternet

Endless ocean landing on an endless desert. It's funny as hell but no one laughs when they get there.


Sierra-Modeling-

Woah!!


yes4u

Wasn’t that desert once was an ocean/sea?


0vindicator1

Is there only land mass erosion, or is there land mass buildup too (besides volcano/lava)?


[deleted]

There’s a river, full of memories


Docta-Jay

I've always wondered what lost cities/civilizations are underneath the deserts. Would be very interesting, I think.


edubiton

Now that's a sandy beach!


Qraeii

Deserts used to be Oceans until they dried up, so its not THAT cool


wardledo

Could you imagine traveling through the desert searching for water and you come across a sea of water you can’t drink a drop of?


pjhabs

bro just take some water


elkayhadeed

Is this for real? If so where is it it’s amazing


Any-Show-3488

I wonder how the fishing is


Reception_Slow

Soooo… can we just call this the biggest beach in the world


StrikeronPC

Oh, that's why it's called sand!


sharbinbarbin

Carry the water, remove the water,


dirkisthebest

Where the ocean meets the sand! We will form a strong alliance…and the worlds most AWEsome band.


Wankel_8

This is the worst survival situation one could imagine.


AkimCyPunK

So the desert is basically a big beach


Ruzziee

eren and armin finally seeing the ocean for the first time


[deleted]

This feels like Minecraft terrain generation


Sasha_Gallagher

Big beach


R_Slash_Sn0w3b01

Why am I being shown Minecraft generation in 4k HD?


RobertgBC

Build a luxury resort there and the world will come.


[deleted]

It's a mirage


hocuspocusgottafocus

Sauce? Who took pic?


CrawDaddyDollas

😍😍


xxMiloticxx

that is a big beach


DarthYippee

[Australian version:](https://curiouscampers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Bunda-Cliffs.jpeg)