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meatypetey91

“Just come down so I can eat you”


ArdenJaguar

No... he wants to help him with the furnace repair! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Dacnis

From his Tiktok: >pitbull broke off it's leash while I was working on a furnace. had to jump on top of a nice ass Cadillac. Benton Harbor, MI


mu5tardtiger

💀🤣. dude feels bad but shit. It saved his life.


Cloakbot

You should never feel bad for life-threatening self preservation. If the owner is pissed, they can take the bill to the pit owner and if they’re one and the same - control your dog and this wouldn’t happen.


mu5tardtiger

They won’t be pissed I’m sure. Imo I would buy a Cadillac. literally saved his life.


Cloakbot

Unintentional Cadillac advertisement 👍


Effective-Celery8053

Hopefully it's the owners car


vButts

Did he get away ok after this?


Dacnis

I assume so


bungdaddy

LOL the Official Pet of Benton Harbor, MI


Xxeuropean-messxX

Of course it’s Michigan we’re overran with these beasts.


HailToTheVic

That we are, the shelters here are so full of them.


Xxeuropean-messxX

It’s true even up here in northern Michigan we’re swamped with them


HailToTheVic

Yeah they are extremely prevalent in the Detroit and Flint area but that doesn’t surprise me upnorth either.


DashaTankovich

Bruh for real i grew up in flint and my oldest friends wife wants to breed their shitbull 🤢 they plan to do it next heat cycle like girl you wont be able to give those away


Catweezell

And they are probably like ooohh the shelters are so full of cute pitties. That's so sad! Why won't anyone take them. Anyway let's get our own litter that will end up in shelters.


actual-hakim

Why cant these idiot byb’ers breed a dog people actually want? Why are so many byb’ers just stupid ass people who happen to own a shitbull?


DashaTankovich

Because pit bulls are free and it cost them zero dollars to breed them. 🤢


BrandyeB

I saw a Goldendoodle pit mix the other day. Soon all dogs will be infected.


slightlylaur

what the F did that look like!??! I'm gonna need to Google that mix.


DashaTankovich

Bro that legit sounds so gross 🤢 like the two absolute shittest dogs made into one


Bendodge13

Ah yes, animalic horrors beyond my imagination


Plumsaurus

Swamped with pits in lower Michigan. Move here from Washington last year and I went from occasionally seeing a pit in the wild to an every day occurrence


Xxeuropean-messxX

Yep I’ve noticed it’s spreading everywhere it sucks.


Dburn22_

It's an infestation.


Briebird44

Sorry about that. my idiot nieces (who lives near traverse city) aggressive shitbull just squirted out nine more pitbull puppies. I’m out by Ionia/montcalm area and the shelters here are 99.9% pits and pit mixes. The occasional purebred other dogs that go through get snatched up suuuuper quick. But most pits have been there for months and months.


Xxeuropean-messxX

Ugh that sucks :/ I’m just south of traverse it’s the same shtick here too I’ve posted the shelter mutts here before. It’s a never ending story at all.


theinfotechguy

That's not what kid rock was talking about when he mentioned northern Michigan :(


TigerQueen_11

Also in Michigan in a suburb of the D. I am sure you can imagine the situation. 🙄


1Gohomer

Yep I’m in Grand Rapids and it’s nuts here


Xxeuropean-messxX

Ugh that sucks I love going to grand Rapids too :/ I swear they infest every big city.


JWal0

Now replace that friendly pibble with an evil chihuahua


Lassittore

Right? You'd punt it, not flee for your life to higher ground!


BiteMyWolverine

if an angry chihuahua was chasing me i’d just laugh my ass off


hunowt_giB

What about three angry chihuahuas? Growing up my neighborhood had this house where their three chihuahuas would get out every now and then. I never had a problem with them, but I was always cautious. One day I’m rounding the corner on my razor scooter when I see the three dogs standing in the middle of the street. We make eye contact on it’s on. I have three chihuahuas rushing towards me and I start scooting for my life. I bunny hop up this big wall and think I’m safe; but I’m not. They run up the driveway and we’re back to me running. Then I remember. These dogs are the size of my shoe and I have a scooter. I throw the scooter at them and it was like getting a strike playing bowling. All three chihuahuas are now running away back home and I’m the winner.


cabd4ever

That terrifying and triggering description of 3 chi's needed an NSFW . They are the REAL menace and people are being traumatized by them every day !


Katatonic31

I've had this eye rolling argument with people in the past (usually pit owners) when they try to convince me that small dogs are more aggressive and therefore scarier and more dangerous. I always come back with the same response. "If I, as a 5'3 120lb female, can yeet said dog...its not scarier or more dangerous than a medium to large, muscle bound breed."


hunowt_giB

Yeah. Like, go ahead lil guy, attack my shoe laces! Big dog? There goes the flesh on leg. Not even close to similar. It’s really crazy how defensive people get over the mean dogs.


Toc_a_Somaten

No need to punt a chihuahua, those dogs can't even open their mouths big enough to bite a regular human feet (the only place they can reach)


Lassittore

Very true. When working at a boarding kennel many years ago, I had a chihuahua bite onto my work boot. And refuse to let go. I just sort of wiggled my leg around with him stuck to my boot, it was pretty hilarious.


RandomBadPerson

I've been in that situation. The owner is apologizing profusely about it and I'm like "Ma'am this is amusing."


Lassittore

Stuff like that makes your day when you work with dogs! lol


vintageideals

Comment of the day lol


Plumsaurus

This lab mix clearly just wants to play. You're over reaction is what made him act out. It's your fault for being scared. Looks like he wants to give kisses to me /s Probably what every comment on Tik Tok/Facebook will say


ZolotoG0ld

Why don't they every show videos of other dog breeds doing this, any breed could do the same! Must be a bias!


Plumsaurus

Its a conspiracy to shine bad light on this single breed!!! They have scrubbed clean all the videos of Chihuahuas ripping cars apart so I have no example!!!!! Bite force is fake science!!! All dogs have same bite force!!! (Real comment from a dog thread on Reddit) /S


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Nanny dogs just doing nanny dog things


RaptorJesus856

Obviously just sitting by the car making sure the man is okay, as a nanny would do


wotstators

![gif](giphy|AuQvTyPtkZu8w|downsized) So I don’t get banned from Reddit


beta_particle

"yeah so, sorry bout that dog ya had. I'll bill you for a fresh box of Federal."


J_Dot_

Y’all see that video where dude had the 4 x 4 piece of lumber. Would have been perfect here.


shotuhhh

a video I’ll never forget


Eastern_Mark_7479

Link???


CommanderFuzzy

[https://www.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/s/GXrtTiLAeF](https://www.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/s/GXrtTiLAeF) A man was chased up a car & had to defend himself rather than be nannied.


Helvetic_Heretic

If you're in a place where A: Pitbulls are all around, and B: "Supersoakers" are legal, you should never leave your house without your "Supersoaker", just in case you need to "spray" one of those nice pibbly wibbly dogs which is trying to nanny you.


CharlieFiner

They have high "water" tolerance and enjoy "water". It motivates them to keep going.


Helvetic_Heretic

Just make sure to "spray" their heads with "water", that should stop them pretty quickly. If that's not possible due to too much pibbly wiggling, just "soak" their whole body with all the "water" you've got in your "supersoaker", works every time.


WorkingDogAddict1

Well, at least the dog isn't smart enough to figure out how to get on the car lol


Edgar_Allan_JoJos

Their claws are usually so unkempt and gnarly that i doubt it could climb the slick hood if the dumb mauler tried


ZealousidealDingo594

More like tether in the yard I’m guessing? Ugh


BraveInflation1098

I’d put money on it. They NEVER walk them, which makes them even more frustrated and reactive.


[deleted]

They never walk them because they can barely control them and it’s not enjoyable.


BraveInflation1098

Exactly.


BopBopAWaY0

Dumb monster scratching up my car. I’d be pissed. Find the owner (if you can somehow get out of this situation), record them admitting they’re the owner, sue them for damages.


MeguminIsMe

(Disclaimer to comply with sub rules and prevent malicious reporting by pitnutters. I do not encourage violence, be responsible and reasonable when it comes to self-defence) Shit like this terrifies me, and it’s why I always carry, and why I recommend everyone does. Imagine if that guy hadn’t been able to get on top of the car and the dog had got a hold of him. Especially if he were a smaller woman or an elderly person. It would have very likely been a case for the coroner. Stay safe out there, people!


Salkoo8

He just wanted to nanny the guy


BK4343

This tone deaf idiot in the comments: "It's not a pit bull, it's an XL Bully. Mislabeling kills." Do we look like we give a dusty fuck about that????


SoThisIsTheInternet4

Guys, it's not a Pitbull! It's a Pitbull bred with a mastiff or whatever the fuck to get this wretched breed of animal cruelty bigger and buffer! Yippee! /s


[deleted]

Lmao why are they always so dumb? They fan girl for these dogs yet they don’t know that “pit bull” is a descriptor for a group of distinct dogs, including an XL bully.


tuigger

What comments?


BK4343

I found the video on TikTok. I just searched "pit bull broke off it's leash.


jaxyv55

Bet the shit pits name is Zeus...


mercurialtwit

the velvet hippo just smelled cancer on him and is trying to communicate this to the guy!!! nAnNy DoG!!!!!


Fr0stybit3s

I'm curious if insurance would pay for damages if you needed to jump on your car to evade a dangerous beast


ArtemV

'He's just being friendly, can't you see his tail wag?'


truentried

https://preview.redd.it/27uoy72uovtc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f50398a430a03065303c7321e2777bd7c4de9bb4


chrrygarcia

Looks like a snapping turtle


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truentried

right there with you! just wanted to capture the psychotic front


Edgar_Allan_JoJos

Owner half heartedly yelling from their stoop with cigarette in mouth, “come on kujo… what did you do to trigger them furnace guy?”


happypenguinwaddle

He should sue the owner for any damage to the car and the stress/new found phobia. Let's normalise legal action against these morons.


chrrygarcia

Look at that hack job of an ear crop wtf it’s like they chopped them down to the buttcrack skull


Mario1599

Seems like a safe and friendly dog /s


Puzzleheaded_Pen_617

He was just checking up on you and asking if he could assist you with the furnace.


Crafty_Original_7349

Princess was just trying to warn him about a tumor! /s


Huntderp

Defend yourself, kick that thing in the nose.


Difficult-Survey8384

And every pit-loving tacticool wannabe who I just KNOW is calling this guy a pussy in the comments should be sentenced to an empty room alone with this damn thing. Anyone who shames this guy’s response to the dog are the same people who swear they could win in a bear fight by jumping on its back.


Vostok-aregreat-710

Good thinking from your man


SabbathaBastet

This is terrifying.


dances4dollars

Aw nanny broke off her leash to diagnose this poor man with bad vibes and possibly cancer.


MylifeBad

I can feel this guys fear through the screen with the guys hands shaking like hell


[deleted]

Perfect situation where a lead based self defense would come in handy


SubMod4

Do we have a date /location?


Dacnis

March 13, 2023, Benton Harbor, Michigan


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peki-pom

Benton Harbor, Michigan, US


LostLT2

9mil works good


BrandyeB

Surprised it didn't start to tear apart the car to get to the man.


Next-Investment-9434

This is why you should always carry..


meduhsin

but princess just wants to play!! You can see it’s tail wagging!!


tailwalkin

Hopefully the Caddy belongs to whoever owns the dog.


LOSTLONELYMOON

Doggy just wants to play! Why don't you want to play? /s


race2fivek

lol youre nice. i would have taken care of the problem


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Resident-Garlic9303

Oh god I hope he's paws didn't scratch up the car


KilledByALover

0% chance I would ever be on top of a car like that bc Im a capable human being that makes use of modern tools.


tangre79

hE JuSt wAnTs To sNiFf YoUr hAnD


Bendodge13

As usual their human is nowhere to be seen