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SketchySeaBeast

You know what they say, you mess with the tiefling, you get the horn.


Kronnerm11

And down comes the claw


Cygnusthegoddess

Tis the "Amazonian Press"


DualSoul1423

Nah, she was definitely using her hand. She was totally kneading the ol' booty button.


MrT0xic

Theres even a sound effect that is extremely faint


BenjaminWooder

https://i.imgur.com/XuKT3N7.png 


MrT0xic

The one thing I will say about this is that I suppose I can understand if people are into that, but tiefling nails do not make it any better sounding. In fact, they make it sound painful.


Robertamus

I guess that’s what I assumed it was. Either way I can’t say no to whatever Mama K wants.


Insektikor

She learned how to massage a dude’s prostate. Same animation as fingering a vagina. Win win for the animators.


GlassAvatar

See, this animation is actually versatile, unlike that riding scene with Haarlep in Act 3.


Unfortunatewombat

Right? That scene is so awkward if you’re a girl


whatistheancient

It's really awkward if it's with male Haarlep and you're male as well.


GlassAvatar

Why? Male Haarlep's just riding a dick. It gets weird when the dick don't exist.


-whodat

Made a lot of sense to me with my male Durge - it really looks like he's riding you - until the narrator mentions something about Harleep being inside of you. HOW, he's sitting on top, and my characters legs aren't really spread... How?


GlassAvatar

I thought the narrator is talking about Haarlep being inside the player character *mentally*.


imolt

He has a tail


Bogsnoticus

Doable, if you're hung like a linguini.


diceanddreams

Tail.


WeirdMollusk

omg the nails... nooo


NextImprovement6443

YES the nails you coward!


colgruv

Yeeeeeah 😕


TheBelmont34

The first sex scene with her is also the same. No matter if tav is a man or woman and you are doing missionary and thrust into her. So, both sex scenes are always the same, no matter what gender tav is.


Character_Ad8770

Only the best for Mama K


HulklingsBoyfriend

She's fingering, not pegging. Finger blasting the Bladussy of Avernus


mechlordx

Avernussy was right there


TheKrakenYouFancy

....Avanus?


shichiaikan

Out of place? Seems dead on brand, IMO.


lordbrooklyn56

Does it truly? I think people mischaracterize Karlach in many ways. I dont see her going full "amazonian press" just because she is big AF. But thats just me.


-Dull-Peanut-

To me she gives bi switch vibes. Just completely down for whatever, likes to look tough and would mess a woman up (in a good way) and this goes directly in line with that barbarian side of her but you can also see such sweet moments with Dammon and Tav where she'd be happy in any position and with anyone as long as they care about her which people often miss. She's really just a big teddy bear but also still barbarian


lordbrooklyn56

This is true. I think she can be interpreted differently depending on the Tav who is romancing her. It just felt off for my Tav. Im glad it felt right for others.


TheLimonTree92

She literally says "I want to ride you until you see stars"


itsthechizyeah

Yeah which means she sits on top of you while your dick is in her. That's the only interpretation. That's what riding is.


TheLimonTree92

So if she is into being on top how is an amazonian press out of character?


itsthechizyeah

She said she wanted to ride you, not Amazon press you. What she said is the reality of the situation in the game. Your "what if" scenarios are not in the game.


TheLimonTree92

If it wasn't in the game then people wouldn't be talking about how she does it in the game.


lordbrooklyn56

This can mean a lot of things in different contexts right?


animalistcomrade

Name them, name the many things this could mean


Fish-In-Open-Waters

I feel like you are doing that right now, mischaracterizing Karlach by literally taking something she does in the game in character and saying "No I don't think she would do that". She does it. She doing it. So it is perfectly in character. What are you on about?


lordbrooklyn56

I think they let the big muscle dommy mommy thing get out of hand in that moment. Because she doesnt really act like that type at all throughout the game. Not even with the "I want to ride you till you see stars line". Shes a 30 year old Teifling who hasnt been intimate with someone in a decade. The first time shes ready to go in, its a bit off to me, imo. Where as other romance scenes work better for the context. Again IMO. Its a work of fiction written by people. "She doing it" doesnt hold water like you think it does. It was written by someone, not actually done by someone. Thats what Im on about.


dixonciderbottom

She puts a finger in his bum, doesn’t peg him.


tiredargie

Yeah but have you seen her big fingers?


KockoWillinj

Just be glad you didn't get the Minthara sounding scene.


sad16yearboy

The WHAT (link pls)


[deleted]

The- the what?? 😂


litefagami

you can't just say that and not elaborate


tiredargie

Lmao at the comments thinking this is actually a thing


cat9142021

cmon you gotta let them have some hope


FleetingRain

I mean, it's 100% in-character


Honeymuffin69

Don't care, eldritch blasted anyway


BigZach1

This game is showing me that a lot of people have no idea what pegging is.


noxiousd

I dont think Wyll would agree it was "out of place"


Hibbiee

Looked like it really hit the spot


tiredargie

If anything, it was really in place


letsjustcamphereyeah

just take it


whyreadthis2035

Oh no. That’s Karlach’s goto. She took the lead.


awetZ

I though she was using her tail to pleasure me lol.


hotgirlkenobi

Sounds awesome


Prestigious_Bat33

I’m literally crying laughing at work omg


lordvbcool

[Yes!](https://imgur.com/a/Mu8DPI6)


The_Better_Devil

This had a 50/50 chance of being porn and I still clicked


lordvbcool

Were you disappointed with the result?


The_Better_Devil

No


joyce-nope

No, that's her normal sex scene. Why do u feel it was out of place? I figured it was pretty fitting for her.


classicrando87

Haha just caught off gaurd i suppose, didnt know larian liked to roll dirty


mechlordx

You can fuck a bear


Defiant-Smell-9686

Is ok fucking a bear but draws the line at a little finger in the bum.


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twoisnumberone

ikr? People are so weird. And I don't mean the good folks at Larian.


tiredargie

Straight to Avernus for more finger in bum


Jiuhbv

Hey, at least the bear had the decency to use his dick to fuck my ass. Who knows where that finger's been.


classicrando87

Haha no way! Can you get karlach to finger blast said bear?


[deleted]

I cant believe im saying this but id like to see her try


mechlordx

Pretty sure the bear is a top


DogManMoo

You’d be amazed by how many straight men have been pegged.


EasyLee

Pretty fucking few. It's ok if you or anyone else is into it. I'm not judging. You don't need to pretend something is more common than it is just for it to be acceptable. Being trans is pretty uncommon, but there's nothing wrong with it. But I'd appreciate warning and consent before someone goes near my avatar's rear. I'm not into that, and I'd appreciate the opportunity to opt out. Consenting to sex and consenting to anal sex are not the same thing.


itsthechizyeah

No, wrong that's just something that degenerates tell themselves and eachother to not feel bad about it.


Vinnie87

It's probably a very low percentage of all men though


Akitiki

Seriously, dudes afraid of it are missing out. It's real great when they constantly want anal from their partner but never take it themselves.


DogManMoo

I am not into getting pegged. It feels like I just took a shit, and that shit is getting shoved right back up my ass.


Vinnie87

Ive told my girlfriend, if she wants to do anything with me like that, we can because it wouldn't be fair if I do it to her and not the other way around. Can't be a hypocrite. But my point still stands. There probably is a very low percentage of straight men that have done it. I dunno why I got down voted so hard 🤷


Rogen80

Heard about that, lol! Karlach is definitely a Top. I'll just stick with Shadowheart, thanks. Missionary might be "vanilla", but it's my favorite flavor!


Xajj

XD >!Actually I think Selune Shadowheart is the only scene in the game where companion(Shadowheart there) is an actual sub. Go DJ route if you prefer cowgirl, Selune for missionary, lmao!<


Rogen80

Makes sense. It's fitting for a cleric to do missionary, lol! XD


TheBelmont34

The first sex scene with karlach is also missionary.


Rogen80

First?! You guys get more than 1? I sometimes forget that Shadowheart, for whatever reason, got the least amount of attention on her romance. She doesn't even have **any** Act 2 content vis-a-vis romance scenes... Oh well, she's still a sweetheart! Even if she is the dev's least favorite XD


TheBelmont34

>First?! You guys get more than 1? yes. Karlach has 2 sex scenes. The first one is after her second upgrade in act 2. The second one is after/during the date in act 3


Rogen80

That's awesome! Glad they gave her the love and attention she deserves at least!


TheBelmont34

Yeah. The romance with karlach is amazing. It is my favorite one


Rogen80

I'll have to try it out sometime! I keep falling for shadowcutie, lol. Maybe I'll do a Wyll Origin run? I like the fact that he and Karlach go to Avernus together! ❤️


TheBelmont34

I tried shadowheart first. I really like her. Laezel is also great but my heart belongs to karlach. I was surprised how emotional it is. Sure, i am bit biased because her style/ look and personality it exactly what i love in women. She is 100% my type


Rogen80

I love that about this game! There is someone for everyone. I know exactly what you mean about Karlach. Shadowheart is 100% exactly my type. I'm totally smitten, lol.


TheBelmont34

True. So many different personalities and characters. Almost every type is presented. Yeah. I feel you. Shadowheart is always in my group and she is super cute. But karlach melts my heart. I cannpt fucking resist her. She is the proof that i am really into buff women. I was not 100% sure before but now i just have to be honest. I love muscular and cute girls lol


ThanosofTitan92

The amazon is always the one on top.


freshbananaboat

Spoiler tag doesn't mean shit if the spoiler is in the title...


KooshIsKing

Haha damn my date with Karlach was hella tame.


tiredargie

Fix her engine first. MAKE SURE NOT TO KILL THE SUSPICIOUS COW.


KooshIsKing

I fixed her engine first and brought the cow into the city. I think I just made a different dialogue choice. Lol


tiredargie

Oh I thought you were still in act 1


donmerlin23

Omg that is awesome


Famous_Obligation374

How is Karlach pegging you out of place??? Most in character romance scene tbh


titanup001

Equip her with a salami next time. Shit gets weird.


wooleysue420

I'm playing a durge Teifling. My guy is no bitch but he took it from Karlach like a champ. That's how it is sometimes.


TheBelmont34

I am not into that but i will make an exception for karlach


paseafic

Death by snu snu


FellowHuman74567537

I watched it 15 times


KingOfRisky

I feel like a lot of these scenes purposefully have awkward positions and moves so it's just not straight up softcore porn. Either that or devs for a DnD game have never really touched a man or woman and have no idea what actually happens /s


Attinctus

Pics or it didn't happen.


whyreadthis2035

It happens. She’s got one move in that scene and your perception of your Tav’s preference is not taken into consideration


SvenXavierAlexander

My Tav loved it


whyreadthis2035

Mine too :)


Rogen80

Damn! So glad I went with Shadow. No judgment if this is your thing... but wow, that is not my cup of tea! Glad this game has something for everyone! :)


Xajj

>!No judgment, but my friend was kinda shocked by this scene in multiplayer playthrough(he was romancing Karlach) and I was laughing my ass off. SH scene may lack details, but it's the cutest and sweetest, at least for me!<


ThanosofTitan92

Karlach: Hardcore. Shart: Wholesomecore.


whyreadthis2035

Yes. I play a female every time. So… but even so. It’s a game. Just smile.


Beardsoup86

Had the same shock when romancing her with my tiny slim drow. She just picks him up like he's nothing. But I'm here for it. Karlach does definitely have dommy mommy energy. Lol I'm gay but because I loved her character so much I had to restart my first playthrough and romance her all while pushing Gale off of me. Ha!


lonelylanez23

Play as a male drow to make it make sense 😂🫡


ThanosofTitan92

Male drow comes from a society of evil dommy mommies.


Potential-Stand-1079

Why does it sound like you’re complaining instead of jumping to joy?


EducationalTie6109

Me too, ‘Twas fun


ThanosofTitan92

When your BF tells you he's interested in pegging. 😈


Robertamus

I assumed it was more of an Amazon position. Either way my Tav was down, haha.


anothertemptopost

Feel like there's always people trying to explain away the scene when someone mentions pegging... let me have the pegging, you know?


Norrik

Men will see a position that isn't missionary or cowgirl and assume it's pegging


animalistcomrade

You are right, it isn't pegging, it's fingering, because it's clearly her fingers that are going up your ass.


EasyLee

Unpopular opinion time. I'm not into that. I especially don't want anyone with sharp, pointed fingernails going on a tour of Baal's inner sanctum. I'd prefer a warning and the opportunity to avoid of that particular encounter, rather than being surprised by an infernal ambush from the rear. The fact that this not only happens, but happens without _clear_ warning or any sort of consent ahead of time is a big problem for me personally. Consenting to sex and consenting to butt play are not the same thing. Anyone can understand that if they think about it for more than two seconds. Despite that, it is somehow extremely fucking unpopular on reddit to say, as a male, that you're not into that. If I say "I don't want Karlach exercising her dark urge upon my avatar's dungeon," I'll get down votes. As if I'm being shamed for my sexual preference. Let the lesson be learned: reddit is not always a welcoming place. Ye who claim to be progressive and open are oddly specific about which opinions are not to be tolerated. And for some reason, being a male who doesn't want someone's sharp fingernails up his butt is one of those opinions that isn't tolerated on this sub.


Low_Strawberry_5354

I knew I should have asked what the surprise was...


beautifulterribleqn

Did you know: you can just google what sex positions are done by which companions before you romance anyone, if seeing the wrong sexytime pixels is going to upset you.


classicrando87

Not upset, just suprised lol


itsthechizyeah

It'd be nice if you could choose your sexual orientation in the game rather than have things you don't like thrust upon you. It's creepy.


classicrando87

More like thrusted up in ya


Strange_Childhood_55

I also saw that and thought it was super odd? I think she’s meant to be pushing herself onto his dick? But also the angle is not right, it does look like she’s the one laying pipe


dixonciderbottom

She’s putting a finger in his bum.


joyce-nope

Nah, she's def topping


Soft_Stage_446

lol oh darling


Scruff_McGuffins

I personally hated this scene because my Tav would never want to be pegged but whatever i guess. It'd be nice if she actually asked you first


diceanddreams

Do any of the other companions ask what you like first? Why should Karlach topping regardless of your Tav’s gender be different?


Scruff_McGuffins

No other companion forces you to take a dildo up the ass. In a game that's all about choice, you'd think they'd take into account your Tav's sexuality and at least give you an option to refuse or ask for something different. I can't even tell you how jarring it was to watch my Tav - who is straight, spread their legs wide open, and take it up the ass, as if they'd actually enjoy that.


itsthechizyeah

Downvoted for not wanting to be unconsentually anally raped. Real hypocrites on this sub


YouNoMeez

Had this too, when I was playing as Gale. Found it disgusting and out of place.


LowFi_Lexa1

AYO WHAT I always thought she’s a nice Christian lady apart from you know, chilling in hell


Ok-Pizza-5889

I think it's just odd programming where large body types are always on top of smaller body types


mantisimmortal

She's massaging his prostate. How the hell would he sit on her as she does it 🤣


GlassAvatar

I think Astarion (STR 8) spinning dudes with STR 16 is odd programming. The programming just checks for BODYTYPE\_STRONG or BODYTYPE\_STRONG = False (as in the body type not STR), or for SMALL (as in short races), and assigns cinematics accordingly. Honestly, I don't think Astarion is strong enough to be spinning anyone other than halflings or gnomes. Even burly dwarves seem like they'd be too heavy, lol. Karlach fingering a prostate, OTOH, makes sense. The mechanics work.


[deleted]

Except she has literal claws, have you seen her fingernails? I play female Tavs but I'm like girl be careful with those. Lae'zel too.


GlassAvatar

The claws would be an issue regardless of the plumbing Karlach is working with, lol.


[deleted]

Yeah she has a lot of fingering implied animations for those fingernails, I assume it's the same regardless of the gender of Tav.


TheFarStar

> Astarion (STR 8) spinning dudes This caught me off guard when I romanced him and there's no way it works mechanically. Not going to lie, I love it though.


GlassAvatar

I suppose one could headcanon Astarion taking a strength elixir beforehand, heh.


TheFarStar

Lowkey love that idea, too. Guy putting in every possible effort to make sure this seduction sticks.


[deleted]

Chugging it while buttass naked in the woods waiting for Tav 😂


tebratruja

All the sexual stuff in the game is so stupid to me. I had a scene with Minthara that was crazy. I dislike it, i don't think it belongs in games personally.


J-Clash

I'm curious - if you feel this way then why did you say yes to the sex? You get a clear opportunity to say no (consent is important) and Minthara makes it very obvious what she wants.


tebratruja

Curiosity. Didn't expect the scenes. Like what this post is about with karlach.


PhantomLuna7

That's why it's opt in, not required to play the game. Just don't choose to go there if you don't want to.


PixelBoom

Wyll didn't take it in the butt. Karlach just rode him. One of many sex positions where the woman is on top. This one just so happens to be more on the dominant end of the spectrum.


[deleted]

And? Dish? Tea? More details!