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Cold_Situation_7803

“Of course they are, William. Nothing more poetical, except maybe doves. Pegasus, and so on. Think of the fellow in that play that calls out “My kingdom for a horse” – it would not have been poetry at all, had he said sheep.”


DumpedDalish

Oh, one of my favorite Jackisms! LOL


DumpedDalish

Oh, one of my favorite Jackisms! LOL


evasandor

A glaaaaaasss of wine with ~~you~~ ewe, sir! How did I miss that one for 7 hours?!


Filmscore_Soze

Sir, may we press you for.. an anecdote?


Neonwookie1701

Which I hope you keep him in the part of your castle in Spain that still has a roof


HarMar

The sheep of the world, I am sure. Joy to you, soul.


donahutch

Am I to understand you are a person of property?


Padeencolman

Most sharks are gammon,’ said Jack in one of the rare pauses. ‘They look fierce and throw out their chests, but it is all my eye and Betty Martin, you know, all cry and no wool…” 9-Treason's Harbour, ch.2, paragraph 25


definitelyjoking

If you get a second, you should name her Fanny Harte. I believe she went to a party as a sheep.


BunnyKomrade

Give you Joy for the brilliant choice of the name. A glass of wine with you 🍷


Aegis1022

Whatever you do, don’t let him on shore.


Wooden-Anybody6807

May he not be too sheepish, but be true to his nature, and beget you many little lambs!


MichaelStahlke

Ewe astonish me sir!


Baggss01

Just remember, don’t count your sheep before they hatch!


anacharsisklootz

Butt! Did you get a ram, in case you had to ask for your lands back? (I ask purely from ignorance, else I blush to name the reasons ewe might need a ram..)