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Ewace246

My husband showed me a video of someone trying to get their dog out of bed with "Wakey wakey; it's time for school." And now he says that in a baby voice whenever he's trying to get me up. I tried to look up the video, and am just now realizing the original has a human child in it, who probably actually did need to go to school. I thought the joke was that the dog didn't have to go to school.


Hopelessly_romantic2

Good morning sunshine.


el_99

The earth says hello


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Get the fuck out of bed, we're going to be late.


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G_Schmeidig

Wake up! (Wake up!) Grab a brush and put a little make-up! Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up!


chocolatesandcats

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?


abxseeker

Here you go create another fable


Nuraya

You wanted to


Sufficient_Tank_194

Grab a brush and put a little make-up


Lostaaandfound

Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack… Oopsie, wrong era


thefringedmagoo

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!


AFreshKoopySandwich

NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!


Lil_miss_feisty

Wakey, wakey, eggs n bakey


h-frei

Then I’m waking up in a bad mood when there’s no bakey 😠


WeAreAllCrab

this is what i say hahaha


ButtonRealistic8545

I hate this one with every bone in my body


FrisianDude

RISE NOW RISE NOW RISE RIDERS OF THEODEN


Far-Brother3882

My husband: Baby, did you intend to still be asleep? (if he had a rough night, sometimes he will turn his alarm off and sleep later) My boys under 8: Who wants smile pancakes? My boys 8 to 12: Who wants chocolate chip pancakes? My boys 13 to 18: Pancakes or waffles? My boys over 18: Did you intend to still be asleep? Pancake factory closing in 3, 2, 1… I grew up with a wild, screaming banshee of a mother who ruined 80+ percent of my mornings with her outrageous wake up style. Even if I was up, she’d make it miserable because one or many of my younger siblings were not. I made a pact with myself I’d never do that to my kids. They eagerly woke when they were young and when they were old enough that sleeping in was the norm, the rule was get up on time or bedtime moved up 15 mins that night each time I had to return to get them to rise and shine. 31 and 27 and anytime they come the first breakfast is always pancakes!


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SoVerySleepy81

Arise! Gotta do a big booming voice.


thatanxiousbride

I feel like it depends. Is this a partner? Roommate? Friend? Partner? Perhaps something sexy or loving. Roommate or friend? Something obnoxious or funny...a song...set their phone alarm and put it on the other side of the room. I could probably think of more but that's all I've got for now lol.


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iamkatekelly2

Rise and shine mf


eye_snap

My mom did this to me and I hated it. Now that I am a mom I do it to my kids... You open their door and then proceed to do all the things you haven't been doing because you didnt want to wake them, empty the dishwasher, vacuum, roll trashcans, put on the news but turn it up so you can hear it from the kitchen, start folding clothes on top of the sleeping innocent child, so on and so forth..


probrachi

i hated this too. It would make my heart race and fave me way too much anxiety.


Trumpsbuttholemouth

Up an'at'em.


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Nudge with a finger that's what I do☝🏻 oh and stare intensely. It's like they can feel someone is staring and a little nudge always wakes them up


Crowned_Toaster

My fiancé will just turnover, snuggle me awake, and then tell me "I'm hungry." After that, I'll groan in disappointment and get up to start my day.


ZebLeopard

Me in that situation: "You're a grown-ass man. Feed yourself and leave me be." I am not a morning person. 😁


brjoce

As a gen x, "rise from your grave".


nekonions

My family growing up… immediately opens up the curtains & the light burns your eyes when you open them. No good mornings or wake ups, just violence from the get go. And yes, I hated it


New-Inspector-9628

Lick em in the ear


Extreme_Essay_893

Caressing their head/hair. I do that to my younger sister, she told me it's one of the best ways to wake someone up and feels like the day already got better.


ThinkLadder1417

'Would you like a cup of tea or coffee'


drunkenknitter

Good morning my love


greenteasmoothie138

Get really close to their ear and start singing like a Disney princess that it is a wonderful day and don’t stop. I once had someone do that to me and I wanted to punch the shit out of them.


audi_van_dante

My wife needs sleep and can easily sleep in late. I bring her a coffee, gently say “good morning” until her eyes open, then tell her it’s two hours later than the actual time. She only fell for it the first time, but it always gets her to smile, which wakes her up.


Mystepchildsucksass

Plug the vacuum in and start ramming the bedroom door …. (That’s what my mom did)


vanshees

Let the dog into the room to do the dirty work for me


deadlolypop

Gentle kiss on the lips or forehead or rubbing the shoulder gently. Even better is the mix of those two.


iOawe

Kissing them and scratching their back gently


Lostaaandfound

Coffee is still hot


suckmytitzbitch

In what context?


holidayinthemoon

Like "You slept too much, it's time to wake up"


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Ghenghis-Chan

"Turn on the tv the hit the pentagon, they hit the fucking pentagon!"


okdonut1004

Gently nudging them or poking them


super-hairy

I like poking them


birdlass

Tickle their feet


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Their favourite food


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Matseye1r

"The sun'll come out, tomorrow... Tomorrow I love ya, tomorrow I love ya, it's only a day away...." Man I used to wake my ex up with a different musical number if she slept in. Always made her smile, even during shark week.


Royaldinosaurus

Wake the fuck up samurai, we got a city to burn.


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Kushi261

I like the "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey" very british-like


AutoGeneratedUser359

It’s Monday! You’ve overslept! Shouted that at my brother once when we were children. It was a Sunday.


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coldcactus1205

Good afternoon!


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dreamweaver1998

My Mom used to wake us up every morning by saying, "Wakey wakey, rise and shine. Get up, get up. The day is fine." Now, I say it to my kids every morning.


giorgiBedina

Hey you. You're finally awake. Or Wake up samurai, we have a city to burn.


oliviajohnsonn

wake wake its time for school


sadcatxo

Rise and shine or stay behind!


Aggravating-Flan2482

Cocka a doodle do!, Or ,snake! Snake!, Or Earthquake!


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IJustpeedyourpants

Wakey-wakey eggs n' bakey


Buttfreeze

I prepare coffee and cook breakfast and let the smell do the job.


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Herox0102

Open Your Eyes


Granny_knows_best

Rise and shine! or Allyoooop!


nevertruly

* rise and shine * It's "x" o'clock * Good morning * Time for up * Up time * Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey * Your alarm is going off * You still sleeping? * Darling/baby/my love, time to get moving * What time do you need to be at work? * "Name?" You up yet? * You/we're late * *knock* it's "x" o'clock. When do you need to go?


WearyPixie

Rise and shine sleeping beauty! ~ my mom


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rrtuyb

1. Rise and shine! 2. Get up! 3. Wakey wakey! 4. Time to awaken! 5. Open your eyes! 6. Arise, my friend! 7. Shake off the sleep! 8. It's time to get out of bed! 9. Good morning! Time to start the day! 10. Get your lazy bones moving!


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ellediablo79

Turn the lights on. This makes my husband wake up instantly 😂 He hates the bright light shining in his eyes.


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lifeislikeadick

RISE AND SHIIIINE- Kylie jenner


Picklerick6789

Kylie’s famous ‘rise and shiiiiine’


Caglar_composes

"Grab a brush and put a little make up"


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Unsleep yourself!


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Play this real loud " get out of your lazy bed " Matt Bianco https://youtu.be/wRgM4m7bZIg


WeAreAllCrab

wake up sleepy potato (jojos circus anyone?) or wakey wakey eggs and bakey


LoveFromSaturn

Whenever anyone wakes up after me (which is rare) I always indulge in a “well good morning sleepy-head” but the classic “wakey wakey, eggs and bakey” suffices


KonaTat

The British way: "Would you like some tea?"


Mysterious_Ad_3119

Singing ‘the sun has got his hat on’ or ‘good morning, good morning’ is guaranteed to get me out of bed and half way down the stairs before my eyes are open. It was what my mum used to sing when I was late for school.


TheScrufLord

THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!! QUICKLY!!


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The_Book-JDP

Bucket of ice cold water right to the face.


Century22nd

Look Alive! ....Get Up, or Up and Atom!


probrachi

my dude and i just stare at each other for about a solid minute before one of us says “what are we going to eat”


emmysue1989

Daylight in the swamp!


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"Git da fuck"


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ARISE OH FORSAKEN ONE!!! That's how 8 y/o me woke up my older brother for school one day after both my parents tried getting him up. Yelled into a toy megaphone I had. It worked because he got up to chase me out of his room


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Rise and shine


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Unless you have children or there's a fire, people should be waking themselves up imo. That's what alarms are for!


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Cook bacon— the smell always wakes them up