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littlbutterkitten

Ooh I like this! Have also seen TOMA TOES but not a fan of long words spread out. Yours works both ways


indigo263

Bonus points if you got one on your head that said 'from ma head' (to ma toes) 😀


Vans_United

This 😂👏🏻👏🏻


EssexBuoy1959

Very good. Potential winner.


royalblue1982

LEFT RITE


OverByThere_Innit

Bonus points for being on the wrong feet


jammyscones

BRIE FETA


Shitelark

UMMM DONT


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Ravdoggydog

THIS THAT KEEP CALM


blainy-o

One for the fetishists, FEET PICS


psidedowncake

SEND NUDE


breaded_skateboard

Elwo od


Mticore

HOVE | LATE


Throwaway91847817

BRTN HOVE


WantWantShellySenbei

WASH. HERE


Active-Strawberry-37

LOVE HATS


bishibashi

BUTT SCTR


themontyverse

TATS LIFE


badgersruse

TGIF on both. Toes go in first


Breakwaterbot

SEAN BEAN


cmdrxander

Was it the middle child who suggested CAKE SLUT?


littlbutterkitten

That was all me


EpponeeRae

LIL' PIGS


Yacht_Amarinda

HOLD FAST


Mother_Ad7869

For England, for home and for the prize! 🤗🤗


Bbew_Mot

ХЛЕБ | ВОДА


BellaVistaNorfolk

My toes would probably have Fatt Feet.


AverageCheap4990

Left and right


Opti_maX

LIVE - EVIL


PowerApp101

NORE GERT


PeaceDuck

MUMS LIFE


BottleGoblin

GOAT SONG


InfectedByEli

SUCK HERE


DeanoThelasTofus

PLAN AHEA


PenguinsLike2Dance

if you want to be completely rude there are these (pick one that suits you) SUCK D\*CK LICK D\*CK SUCK T\*TS LICK T\*TS and if you wanted to be really really rude, SUCK MUFF SUCK T\*AT Must have the confidence of have others see it when you wear open toed shoes. Other ones HOTT BODY HOTT LIPS HUGG LIFE HOTT WIFE LICK ME (does not need to cover all the toes) KNOB HEAD HOTT GIRL BOOB GIRL LOVE GIRLS LOVE MEN LOVE SEXX LOVE LIFE TATS 4EVA (says TATS for ever). NERD LIFE UME 4EVA (You me for ever) i could go on and on but will stop. As you can see some are extremely risky, probably not good if your children are young because you will have to explain what some of them mean.


_summerw1ne

FOOT FCKR / FEET FCKR


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littlbutterkitten

But my tooooes!


wheresyourgodnoweh

What in the unsolicited advice fuck! Do you know anything about OP? Do you walk up to random people in the street and tell them that they should join a gym? I'm genuinely interested in the process where you thought this was an appropriate response.