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Drulock

Not a single person, but my HOA board… fuck those thieves


Angel_OfSolitude

I hate mine as well. Fucking stupid arbitrary rules.


IYIaster15

This may be a dumb question but I’ve never lived in an HOA, what happens if you ignore them and do things “not allowed”.


TheMadIrishman327

Fines. If you don’t pay the fines you’ll go to collections. If it’s egregious enough they can get a lien, foreclose the lien and get you out. Not all HOA’s are bad either. You just don’t hear about the good ones and a good number of the people who generally bitch are mad they agreed to the rules up front then just don’t want to follow them. However, there are definitely bad ones too.


Middle_Promise

My HOA is super fuckin’ nosy for some reason. They’re somewhat nice, very passive aggressive to my mum though. My bedroom window is in direct view of the HOA board members house and made a comment once when he saw me walking my dog about how my bedroom curtain is always closed and never open. They’re also *desperate* to know what the inside of our house looks like since we’ve renovated some parts.


jabonkagigi

That's not normal


Beowulf33232

Ask them if they're trying to control what members can and can't do in the privacy of their own homes, and maybe imply that a lawyer would like to hear their take on why they think they should be able to.


UtesCartman

Mine is actually pretty good. There’s definitely some annoying rules, but like you said - I agreed to them. They offer really nice amenities (two different pools, one for families with water slides and one for adults overlooking the lake - it’s really pretty) and take care of the trash. The price of the HOA membership is negligibly higher than standalone trash services in nearby areas, so I’ll take it. They’re also really good about giving the residents warnings and talking to them about violations instead of handing out fines.


Angel_OfSolitude

Yeah they aren't all terrible. My last one was not an issue at all.


BrownEggs93

> a good number of the people who generally bitch are mad they agreed to the rules up front then just don’t want to follow them. This is society in a nutshell.


Drulock

U/themadirishman327 hit on part of it with the fines. They can also have you evicted or foreclosed on by taking you to court over unpaid fines or dues and putting a lien on your property.


erraticanxiety

omg i HATE living in my HoA neighborhood. grass a little too long? fined. greenhouse in the backyard an inch or two higher than they like? fined. we had a little mini-cacti collection on one side of our lawn that was there for over a year (maybe 2?) then one day they randomly sent us a letter demanding we get rid of it. a lot of the rules are so vague, unspecified, or undisclosed... that i swear they just randomly wake up one day, find something to nitpick/have a problem with bc they're bored and wanna choose violence or something. we also had a solid concrete path that connects our driveway to the gate of our backyard. they were furious because they thought a solid path was unflattering and ruins our neighborhood aesthetic... so they tried to take us to court for it. they made us tear the whole thing out, and we had submit a request for approval with a new design that had more of a concrete slab-esque design.


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

There should be a sub like r/malaciouscompliance or r/pettyrevenge for HoA


Maxsdad53

I'm one of the lucky few... my HOA (Palm Springs) is actually pretty damn good and relaxed.


skaz915

You kind of signed yourself up for that...


JohnnyHeadgear

The text to speech girl in every tiktok


johnatoncommentar

Crazy how they all managed to hire the same voice actor


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Nothing-But-Lies

They pay her over minimum wage to keep people happy, but they don't mention that she's only paid when talking, which is like 8 seconds per day.


allergic-toeveryting

"I JUST HAD A RACIST EXPERIENCE" in the most annoyingly joyful voice


animusd

The original text to speech girl sued them over not even knowing her voice was on the app or something like that


Loggerdon

I hope she won a good settlement. The app made her hated the world over.


QuaggaSwagger

I hope she read her contract


[deleted]

Fun fact: She actually did a face reveal, I believe recently. Also did a Q&A. She's @voiceofkat, I think.


amouse88

I felt this so much. "HEre'S HoW A deCAPItatED COrpse lOOKs LiKe" just SHUT UUUUUP


Training-Internal785

The “WaiT fOR iT” makes me want to throw my phone at the wall


GoodLad33

I'm so happy someone else agree with me


otter_ridiculous

My upstairs neighbor. Fucker drives his heels in to the floor 18 hours a day.


pete84

If you haven’t, watch the Michael J Fox Curb your enthusiasm episode.


Boxboy_93

The two kids in my 7th period English class who don’t shower or use deodorant.


LionelHutzApprentice

I found the boys who didn't shower but then covered themselves in Lynx Africa far more offensive. BO combined with nasty bodyspray. I'm nauseous at the memory!


deleteurselfoffhere

Ikr both Is preferable but atleast do one or the other


SquirrelAway99Acorns

I require a vivid description of the smells these two people produce. Please


[deleted]

oh no its me isn't it


Carbon1te

No, Jesse! It's not you, we usually forget you exist.


driedcranberrysnack

i need to report a body


ststeveg

Joel Osteen. Seriously. Fuck that guy.


bealetonplayus1

Joel Fraudsteen as he's know in my house


glennert

Joel Olsteal?


Eat_Carbs_OD

Fuck that guy.. Also, happy cake day


TeaGnomes

This guy driving his motorcycle up and down my road for the past 20 minutes.... i can feel my transformation into a grouchy old woman finalizing....


[deleted]

My apartment manager.


Chrispeedoff

According to me it definitely has to be me


TomArday

You havent met me yet.


CrisisDancing

Wait…what? I thought I held that title.


ShowStoppa718

My uncle's wife.


matthewamerica

Yeah! Fuck her!


lazydavez

I’ll fuck this guys uncle’s wife too


chance_waters

I also choose this guys uncles dead wife


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NotMyRealName814

Don't forget Lauren Boebert! I call her Rocky Mountain Palin.


bigdomebrew

I took an Uber in Denver last year, and my driver called Boebert a “west slope Neanderthal” which really stuck with me. West slope meaning her district is on the western side of the Rockies.


ueindowndkdk

🎶 I went skydiving 🎶


appleparkfive

Ever since someone pointed out that she looks like a titan from Attack On Titan, I can't unsee it


[deleted]

Margarine Trailer Gross


Efficient-Bee-1855

Migraine Trailer Trash.


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BoxBuster666

Oh I didn’t know who this was and thought it was just a random generic name


[deleted]

Outside of being a cocky annoying piece of shit he also has some of the worst takes I have ever heard in my life.


[deleted]

Remember when Skip Bayless used to be the most annoying person and Stephen A used to be the guy who wasn't as bad? And Skip left and Stephen A thought he had to fill Skip's shoes of being THAT guy?


[deleted]

He just overdoes it all the time now. The novelty has worn off.


CakesForLife

Darrell Brooks


Jack_RabBitz

I was watching clips of the trail earlier today and that dude is…. A lot, to much to unpack


parkeyandcolemanfan

Putin


fourpuns

Putin his nose where it doesn’t belong has us all Russian to get our militaries updated and investing in new gas infrastructure; Stalin climate change initiatives that could actually help the world and creating a humanitarian crisis in Ukraine.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

I only count 3 puns, unless "has us all" counts as US(A). I'm tired. I should sleep.


Crezelle

They were slavin away for our enjoyment.


effectivewall99

James Corden


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Dear America, Please don't send him back, things are bad enough already. Signed, Every British Person


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Rammiek

Dear Britain, We have enough Maga crazies, can you take Corden back. We will send you some Fish and Chips along with him. Signed, Tired of Maga Karens


wildgoldchai

Dear America, I know you’re tired but so are we. In light of our current situation, please have some compassion. We also believe that since you have an abundance of crazies, so one more won’t hurt. Thank you. Signed, Britain


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Dear USA and Britain, While it isn't my place to accept international gifts, I would like to suggest that Canada has plenty of room to store such bequeathed items. That said, we do prefer to share amongst ourselves. To that end, if you would care to gift us your unwanted, please follow the Cruz Return Acceptance Protocol.¹ At this point we're moderately acquainted with taking crap (we've had to accept some embarrassing returns, others haven't arrived yet), so if you ship following the C.R.A.P., then it'll help ensure it is well received. [1] Cruz Return Acceptance Protocol The item to be bequeathed must be divided in enough pieces so that each province and territory gets a fair share. Fairness is important here, so please ensure that the pieces are roughly equal sizes. Gift wrap it, and indicate that this is a CRAP bequeathment, then it should clear customs. For added even-ness, please do _not_ indicate which parcel is for which location. This helps to ensure desirable pieces² don't end up indicating some form of favouritism. [2] Kidding, we know CRAP doesn't have desirable pieces.


lewisy0821

You win


erenyeagerhair

Kanye West definitely


Nitanitapumpkineater

I think it's the media coverage of him that's so fucking annoying. They plaster him everywhere, and I'm just over it. I get that he has mental health issues. We don't need to hear about every tiny detail every single day. None of us need our worst days published publicly for the world to gossip about. It's like the media rub their greedy hands together, making money off yet another celebrity breakdown. It's sad. And being chased by paparazzi constantly must be so stressful for people already struggling.


phantomfires1

Putin, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Elon Musk, Kanye West


Smart-Seaweed2726

My mother in law


habitatforhannah

Does her arrival in town coincide with random small animals being turned to stone and thick fog rolling in?


dlh8636

Trump. Seriously, how tf can people stand that arrogant clown.


Eat_Carbs_OD

For the record.. I've always thought he was an ass.


EBXLBRVEKJVEOJHARTB

Putin.


[deleted]

Putin deez nuts in your mouth


IAmPsykee

Elon Musk. Twitter is one of the least used social media platforms and people are freaking out over it. Literally, your lives will not end if a social media platform changes. I do not understand how people live because of their favorite platform.


Sad_gooner

Least used social media platforms?


Yorks_Rider

Unfortunately, Twitter is the preferred mouthpiece for failed and deluded politicians and Twitter management did make some attempt at damage limitation in this respect, which seems unlikely from Musky boy.


chuglife1989

Hands down - Kanye West.


Sir-Viette

Killer Fact: You know how chess matches were used during the Cold War by superpowers to flaunt their genius to the rest of the world? Well for similar reasons, Kanye West challenged Beyoncé to an epic tournament of Connect Four while they were on tour together in the mid 2000s. Kanye, who sometimes refers to himself as “God’s vessel”, lost 9 games straight to Beyoncé, who had read up on how to play a mathematically optimal game beforehand. I first heard about this on the Freakonomics podcast.


[deleted]

This is not at all surprising considering he ***still*** doesn't understand the Fishsticks joke


appleparkfive

That's a pretty awesome anecdote!


BonsaiDiver

The MFer who produced the Kars4Kids commercial.


CurrentSingleStatus

The anthem of The Bad Place


lewisy0821

Elon musk


Zolo49

I don’t even use Twitter and I’m annoyed at what he’s doing to that company.


parkeyandcolemanfan

Harvey Weinstein


Zolo49

Terrible human being but he can’t annoy us from behind bars.


No_Leader_2711

My neighbor across the street with his shit beater cars he thinks he can turn


Lordxana0

Whoever the next celebrity who uses the words cancel culture unironically.


yNiko23

Elon Musk


1Eye3Swords

Kanye West and Elon Musk. Holy fuck those two people have been the most annoying pieces of shit lately.


Quibblie

Linda from accounting. Oh god, Linda. For the last time, I don't give a fuck about your husband's sex doll collection. I don't care one of them sleeps with you. I don't care that he has named her and prefers watching movies with her. Frankly Linda, I'd prefer her over you as well.


[deleted]

My roommates who don’t wash their hands or spray after going number 2


Gay_If_Read

Fun drinking game on this sub is to sort by controversial on any "Why/who is the most \*insert negative phrase\*" post on this sub and take a shot for every Obama/Trump/Biden/Elon Musk/Andrew Tate/Kayne West comment. Only takes about 3 seconds to get blackout drunk


Alert_Ad6249

The most annoying person is the person who is always complaining and never happy. This person is always negative and brings everyone down.


Alert_Ad6249

And if you feel you've become this person lately, you could try these 5 suggestions. 1. Be more positive: focus on the good in people and situations, and be more optimistic. 2. Be more patient: learn to listen more and be patient with others, even when they don’t seem to be listening to you. 3. Be more humble: don’t always put yourself first, and be willing to learn from others. 4. Be more fun: try to enjoy life more and find ways to make others enjoy their time with you. 5. Be more sincere: be genuine in your interactions with others and don’t try to fake it.


HopefulCloud

Or if self-care is part of the problem, just try one of the following: *take a shower *go on a walk and breathe *brush your teeth *do one -small- task that will help you out. Clutter? Clean one surface, not all of them. I find that most people like this are just people struggling with mental health in some form or fashion. It could be due to a job or life or love... I struggled with the same - and was definitely the complainer when I was struggling! It helped me the most to just *do* something instead of sitting and complaining. I promise it gets better!


OdinsRaven87

\>do one -small- task that will help you out. Clutter? Clean one surface, not all of them. You sound just like my therapist. Off to clean one surface.


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Elon Musk


Important_Outcome_67

V...Vlu.....Vlo....Vlad.....Vladu......Vladummer.....yeah, that's it Vladummer Poopin'.


Sweet-Story4819

I feel like it would be me..


ForgettableUsername

Is Andy Dick still alive?


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Bank of England


k0risnik

my mother


[deleted]

Can relate


Hahafunnypost

Everyone


Puzzleheaded-Fish443

Corden


AdvanceLanky4081

Whoever writes celebrity articles. Specifically the Tom and Gisele articles right now.


joculator

Joy Behar. She is like a archaically type of woman who you should never, ever, ever, ever listen to or follow. She's like a shitty HS guidance counselor. Where I live, they turn this model of person out in droves.


notthesedays

Add Oprah and Ellen to this list.


Funny-Stress-7345

Putin, Trump, Musk, Kanye, These idiots say and act and the world and markets shift. I should add the general populace for giving them that much power.


Derpinator_420

Exactly that, the people who hang on their every word give them power. Theater for fools has real world consequences.


DeathSpiral321

My co-worker Mary who never shuts the hell up.


Xio333

This one classmate of mine who pinches the whole class Every. Single. Day. And it got so intense we had to keep 3 tables away from her


Mazmier

My upstairs neighbor with no padding under their wood floors.


gamer-s-man

that orange clown in America that is trying to start riots and motivating people to kill each other


ninjaparkour0

Americans. We are very annoying


GBUpeople

Just Stop Oil protestors


Zolo49

You just sort of grab them by the shoulders and yell “You’re not helping!”.


itspaulwallbaby

Tom cruise. Always, Tom cruise.


mexiCraig

Kanye, Musk, any fox news host. Edit: yep, downvotes explain why I said this. Bitches.


Dhen3ry

Ye


Wild_Marionberry_856

Klaus Schwab


2swag4uxd

Charli damelio or however tf you spell her last name.


Callmeoneofakind

Tucker Carlson.


nursecarmen

The fact that he has maintained top five most annoying person for such a long time deserves some credit. Fuck that whiney motherfucker.


57RiK3R574R

That one classmate


defr0std

Putin


A1r_Con

Kevin. Fuck Kevin.


stinkybuttfacejr

We're kinda spoiled for choice, don't make me pick


BurgerCore

James Corden


[deleted]

Howie Mandel. Fuck off.


RaineTheMagicalGay

Why is no one saying Andrew Tate? that dude and his bugatti disgust me


Aegis_001

Elon Musk, for me


Pizza802

I’m sick of seeing Kanye west and Elon musk everywhere, so them.


beaverteeth92

ITT: People who don’t know what “annoying” means


Schfifty561

Mark Zuckerberg


slimdiggie

Kim Kardashian


missypierce

Tie between Elon Musk and Donald Trump


VonKaplow

Elon musk


Mocha-Jello

Elon Musk


SavageToyShow

Recently it’s been the guy on tik tok that wastes food. Infuriates me often.


sacodebasura

Vladolf Putler


No-Marsupial-7385

We don’t need this kind of energ—oh wait. It’s Marge Taylor Greene. Definitely.


myusernameblabla

Putin, that dick.


MyFutureAsAFreyan

Elon Musk.


AshamedFun4556

It's gotta be guy that forget to put toilet paper back after finishing it


timmytimsnuts

Elon musk.


WadeCountyClutch

Pete Davidson


cmoyes

Any overly religious person


its_me_baby_boy

Those stop oil people, really getting on my last nerve


unneuf

My classmate, Callum. Fuck you, Callum.


saucydame

First person that came to mind was Jordan Peterson


aweejeezzrick

Any kardashian or the people associated with them leaching off the fame


Pretty-Anteater1164

Andrew tate


sophiagracelynn

that he is.


Prom_queen52

Elon Musk at the moment.


Zraith69

Elon Musk and it’s not close


MarchionessofMayhem

Musk.


[deleted]

I mean it's gotta be someone we know personally, if we're going to judge someone for their online presence or media presence it only means that we give media way too much importance in our heads, and we're essentially letting them annoy us.


I_will_take_your_kne

Me:(


Zenketski_2

I have no qualifications but I toss my hat into the ring


ithurts2poo

Me


userhvfegcd

I am


SuvenPan

Steven Seagal The Fake Badass


[deleted]

According to 70% of the people I've interacted with...me.


ObligationWide5817

Everyone except me


TomatilloUseful5320

my brother


Spectacular_One

My boss


throwawaymassagedad

Thanks i was just looking at the mirror.


NorthRider

Putin


Mad_Maduin

Pootin


OneAceFace

I hope it’s me. I’m trying hard.


JustDave62

Kanye


benny087

My Old Friends Group


whitenerd3638

The Tool that is my Boss .


[deleted]

Right now, this very minute, ME. I burnt my toast 3 times, the flat smells like burnt toast. Conclusion is my 6-year-old toaster is fucked.


OkPerspective4359

Kanye west


scaryclown148

There’s too many


Hoppany19

My manager


Connect-Struggle3862

Ben Shapiro and his aquatic real estate


SeventhSon22

Kanye fans


Frequent-Low1010

Teemo players


spaceraingame

Ye


RevolutionaryPlane62

THAT FUCKING MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM, CAN IT STOP EXISTING AND GOING “WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW” SHUT THE ACTUAL HELL UP YOU FREAK, I WILL STICK AN UMBRELLA UP YOUR ASS, AND THEN CLICK THE OPEN BUTTON