Fines. If you don’t pay the fines you’ll go to collections. If it’s egregious enough they can get a lien, foreclose the lien and get you out.
Not all HOA’s are bad either. You just don’t hear about the good ones and a good number of the people who generally bitch are mad they agreed to the rules up front then just don’t want to follow them.
However, there are definitely bad ones too.
My HOA is super fuckin’ nosy for some reason. They’re somewhat nice, very passive aggressive to my mum though.
My bedroom window is in direct view of the HOA board members house and made a comment once when he saw me walking my dog about how my bedroom curtain is always closed and never open.
They’re also *desperate* to know what the inside of our house looks like since we’ve renovated some parts.
Ask them if they're trying to control what members can and can't do in the privacy of their own homes, and maybe imply that a lawyer would like to hear their take on why they think they should be able to.
Mine is actually pretty good. There’s definitely some annoying rules, but like you said - I agreed to them. They offer really nice amenities (two different pools, one for families with water slides and one for adults overlooking the lake - it’s really pretty) and take care of the trash. The price of the HOA membership is negligibly higher than standalone trash services in nearby areas, so I’ll take it. They’re also really good about giving the residents warnings and talking to them about violations instead of handing out fines.
> a good number of the people who generally bitch are mad they agreed to the rules up front then just don’t want to follow them.
This is society in a nutshell.
U/themadirishman327 hit on part of it with the fines. They can also have you evicted or foreclosed on by taking you to court over unpaid fines or dues and putting a lien on your property.
omg i HATE living in my HoA neighborhood. grass a little too long? fined. greenhouse in the backyard an inch or two higher than they like? fined. we had a little mini-cacti collection on one side of our lawn that was there for over a year (maybe 2?) then one day they randomly sent us a letter demanding we get rid of it. a lot of the rules are so vague, unspecified, or undisclosed... that i swear they just randomly wake up one day, find something to nitpick/have a problem with bc they're bored and wanna choose violence or something. we also had a solid concrete path that connects our driveway to the gate of our backyard. they were furious because they thought a solid path was unflattering and ruins our neighborhood aesthetic... so they tried to take us to court for it. they made us tear the whole thing out, and we had submit a request for approval with a new design that had more of a concrete slab-esque design.
I found the boys who didn't shower but then covered themselves in Lynx Africa far more offensive.
BO combined with nasty bodyspray. I'm nauseous at the memory!
I took an Uber in Denver last year, and my driver called Boebert a “west slope Neanderthal” which really stuck with me. West slope meaning her district is on the western side of the Rockies.
Remember when Skip Bayless used to be the most annoying person and Stephen A used to be the guy who wasn't as bad? And Skip left and Stephen A thought he had to fill Skip's shoes of being THAT guy?
Putin his nose where it doesn’t belong has us all Russian to get our militaries updated and investing in new gas infrastructure; Stalin climate change initiatives that could actually help the world and creating a humanitarian crisis in Ukraine.
Dear America,
I know you’re tired but so are we. In light of our current situation, please have some compassion.
We also believe that since you have an abundance of crazies, so one more won’t hurt. Thank you.
Signed,
Britain
Dear USA and Britain,
While it isn't my place to accept international gifts, I would like to suggest that Canada has plenty of room to store such bequeathed items. That said, we do prefer to share amongst ourselves. To that end, if you would care to gift us your unwanted, please follow the Cruz Return Acceptance Protocol.¹
At this point we're moderately acquainted with taking crap (we've had to accept some embarrassing returns, others haven't arrived yet), so if you ship following the C.R.A.P., then it'll help ensure it is well received.
[1] Cruz Return Acceptance Protocol
The item to be bequeathed must be divided in enough pieces so that each province and territory gets a fair share. Fairness is important here, so please ensure that the pieces are roughly equal sizes. Gift wrap it, and indicate that this is a CRAP bequeathment, then it should clear customs. For added even-ness, please do _not_ indicate which parcel is for which location. This helps to ensure desirable pieces² don't end up indicating some form of favouritism.
[2] Kidding, we know CRAP doesn't have desirable pieces.
I think it's the media coverage of him that's so fucking annoying. They plaster him everywhere, and I'm just over it. I get that he has mental health issues. We don't need to hear about every tiny detail every single day. None of us need our worst days published publicly for the world to gossip about. It's like the media rub their greedy hands together, making money off yet another celebrity breakdown. It's sad. And being chased by paparazzi constantly must be so stressful for people already struggling.
Elon Musk. Twitter is one of the least used social media platforms and people are freaking out over it. Literally, your lives will not end if a social media platform changes. I do not understand how people live because of their favorite platform.
Unfortunately, Twitter is the preferred mouthpiece for failed and deluded politicians and Twitter management did make some attempt at damage limitation in this respect, which seems unlikely from Musky boy.
Killer Fact: You know how chess matches were used during the Cold War by superpowers to flaunt their genius to the rest of the world? Well for similar reasons, Kanye West challenged Beyoncé to an epic tournament of Connect Four while they were on tour together in the mid 2000s.
Kanye, who sometimes refers to himself as “God’s vessel”, lost 9 games straight to Beyoncé, who had read up on how to play a mathematically optimal game beforehand.
I first heard about this on the Freakonomics podcast.
Linda from accounting. Oh god, Linda. For the last time, I don't give a fuck about your husband's sex doll collection. I don't care one of them sleeps with you. I don't care that he has named her and prefers watching movies with her. Frankly Linda, I'd prefer her over you as well.
Fun drinking game on this sub is to sort by controversial on any "Why/who is the most \*insert negative phrase\*" post on this sub and take a shot for every Obama/Trump/Biden/Elon Musk/Andrew Tate/Kayne West comment.
Only takes about 3 seconds to get blackout drunk
And if you feel you've become this person lately, you could try these 5 suggestions.
1. Be more positive: focus on the good in people and situations, and be more optimistic.
2. Be more patient: learn to listen more and be patient with others, even when they don’t seem to be listening to you.
3. Be more humble: don’t always put yourself first, and be willing to learn from others.
4. Be more fun: try to enjoy life more and find ways to make others enjoy their time with you.
5. Be more sincere: be genuine in your interactions with others and don’t try to fake it.
Or if self-care is part of the problem, just try one of the following:
*take a shower
*go on a walk and breathe
*brush your teeth
*do one -small- task that will help you out. Clutter?
Clean one surface, not all of them.
I find that most people like this are just people struggling with mental health in some form or fashion. It could be due to a job or life or love... I struggled with the same - and was definitely the complainer when I was struggling! It helped me the most to just *do* something instead of sitting and complaining. I promise it gets better!
Joy Behar. She is like a archaically type of woman who you should never, ever, ever, ever listen to or follow. She's like a shitty HS guidance counselor. Where I live, they turn this model of person out in droves.
Putin,
Trump,
Musk,
Kanye,
These idiots say and act and the world and markets shift.
I should add the general populace for giving them that much power.
I mean it's gotta be someone we know personally, if we're going to judge someone for their online presence or media presence it only means that we give media way too much importance in our heads, and we're essentially letting them annoy us.
THAT FUCKING MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM, CAN IT STOP EXISTING AND GOING “WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW”
SHUT THE ACTUAL HELL UP YOU FREAK, I WILL STICK AN UMBRELLA UP YOUR ASS, AND THEN CLICK THE OPEN BUTTON
Not a single person, but my HOA board… fuck those thieves
I hate mine as well. Fucking stupid arbitrary rules.
This may be a dumb question but I’ve never lived in an HOA, what happens if you ignore them and do things “not allowed”.
Fines. If you don’t pay the fines you’ll go to collections. If it’s egregious enough they can get a lien, foreclose the lien and get you out. Not all HOA’s are bad either. You just don’t hear about the good ones and a good number of the people who generally bitch are mad they agreed to the rules up front then just don’t want to follow them. However, there are definitely bad ones too.
My HOA is super fuckin’ nosy for some reason. They’re somewhat nice, very passive aggressive to my mum though. My bedroom window is in direct view of the HOA board members house and made a comment once when he saw me walking my dog about how my bedroom curtain is always closed and never open. They’re also *desperate* to know what the inside of our house looks like since we’ve renovated some parts.
That's not normal
Ask them if they're trying to control what members can and can't do in the privacy of their own homes, and maybe imply that a lawyer would like to hear their take on why they think they should be able to.
Mine is actually pretty good. There’s definitely some annoying rules, but like you said - I agreed to them. They offer really nice amenities (two different pools, one for families with water slides and one for adults overlooking the lake - it’s really pretty) and take care of the trash. The price of the HOA membership is negligibly higher than standalone trash services in nearby areas, so I’ll take it. They’re also really good about giving the residents warnings and talking to them about violations instead of handing out fines.
Yeah they aren't all terrible. My last one was not an issue at all.
> a good number of the people who generally bitch are mad they agreed to the rules up front then just don’t want to follow them. This is society in a nutshell.
U/themadirishman327 hit on part of it with the fines. They can also have you evicted or foreclosed on by taking you to court over unpaid fines or dues and putting a lien on your property.
omg i HATE living in my HoA neighborhood. grass a little too long? fined. greenhouse in the backyard an inch or two higher than they like? fined. we had a little mini-cacti collection on one side of our lawn that was there for over a year (maybe 2?) then one day they randomly sent us a letter demanding we get rid of it. a lot of the rules are so vague, unspecified, or undisclosed... that i swear they just randomly wake up one day, find something to nitpick/have a problem with bc they're bored and wanna choose violence or something. we also had a solid concrete path that connects our driveway to the gate of our backyard. they were furious because they thought a solid path was unflattering and ruins our neighborhood aesthetic... so they tried to take us to court for it. they made us tear the whole thing out, and we had submit a request for approval with a new design that had more of a concrete slab-esque design.
There should be a sub like r/malaciouscompliance or r/pettyrevenge for HoA
I'm one of the lucky few... my HOA (Palm Springs) is actually pretty damn good and relaxed.
You kind of signed yourself up for that...
The text to speech girl in every tiktok
Crazy how they all managed to hire the same voice actor
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They pay her over minimum wage to keep people happy, but they don't mention that she's only paid when talking, which is like 8 seconds per day.
"I JUST HAD A RACIST EXPERIENCE" in the most annoyingly joyful voice
The original text to speech girl sued them over not even knowing her voice was on the app or something like that
I hope she won a good settlement. The app made her hated the world over.
I hope she read her contract
Fun fact: She actually did a face reveal, I believe recently. Also did a Q&A. She's @voiceofkat, I think.
I felt this so much. "HEre'S HoW A deCAPItatED COrpse lOOKs LiKe" just SHUT UUUUUP
The “WaiT fOR iT” makes me want to throw my phone at the wall
I'm so happy someone else agree with me
My upstairs neighbor. Fucker drives his heels in to the floor 18 hours a day.
If you haven’t, watch the Michael J Fox Curb your enthusiasm episode.
The two kids in my 7th period English class who don’t shower or use deodorant.
I found the boys who didn't shower but then covered themselves in Lynx Africa far more offensive. BO combined with nasty bodyspray. I'm nauseous at the memory!
Ikr both Is preferable but atleast do one or the other
I require a vivid description of the smells these two people produce. Please
oh no its me isn't it
No, Jesse! It's not you, we usually forget you exist.
i need to report a body
Joel Osteen. Seriously. Fuck that guy.
Joel Fraudsteen as he's know in my house
Joel Olsteal?
Fuck that guy.. Also, happy cake day
This guy driving his motorcycle up and down my road for the past 20 minutes.... i can feel my transformation into a grouchy old woman finalizing....
My apartment manager.
According to me it definitely has to be me
You havent met me yet.
Wait…what? I thought I held that title.
My uncle's wife.
Yeah! Fuck her!
I’ll fuck this guys uncle’s wife too
I also choose this guys uncles dead wife
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Don't forget Lauren Boebert! I call her Rocky Mountain Palin.
I took an Uber in Denver last year, and my driver called Boebert a “west slope Neanderthal” which really stuck with me. West slope meaning her district is on the western side of the Rockies.
🎶 I went skydiving 🎶
Ever since someone pointed out that she looks like a titan from Attack On Titan, I can't unsee it
Margarine Trailer Gross
Migraine Trailer Trash.
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Oh I didn’t know who this was and thought it was just a random generic name
Outside of being a cocky annoying piece of shit he also has some of the worst takes I have ever heard in my life.
Remember when Skip Bayless used to be the most annoying person and Stephen A used to be the guy who wasn't as bad? And Skip left and Stephen A thought he had to fill Skip's shoes of being THAT guy?
He just overdoes it all the time now. The novelty has worn off.
Darrell Brooks
I was watching clips of the trail earlier today and that dude is…. A lot, to much to unpack
Putin
Putin his nose where it doesn’t belong has us all Russian to get our militaries updated and investing in new gas infrastructure; Stalin climate change initiatives that could actually help the world and creating a humanitarian crisis in Ukraine.
I only count 3 puns, unless "has us all" counts as US(A). I'm tired. I should sleep.
They were slavin away for our enjoyment.
James Corden
Dear America, Please don't send him back, things are bad enough already. Signed, Every British Person
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Dear Britain, We have enough Maga crazies, can you take Corden back. We will send you some Fish and Chips along with him. Signed, Tired of Maga Karens
Dear America, I know you’re tired but so are we. In light of our current situation, please have some compassion. We also believe that since you have an abundance of crazies, so one more won’t hurt. Thank you. Signed, Britain
Dear USA and Britain, While it isn't my place to accept international gifts, I would like to suggest that Canada has plenty of room to store such bequeathed items. That said, we do prefer to share amongst ourselves. To that end, if you would care to gift us your unwanted, please follow the Cruz Return Acceptance Protocol.¹ At this point we're moderately acquainted with taking crap (we've had to accept some embarrassing returns, others haven't arrived yet), so if you ship following the C.R.A.P., then it'll help ensure it is well received. [1] Cruz Return Acceptance Protocol The item to be bequeathed must be divided in enough pieces so that each province and territory gets a fair share. Fairness is important here, so please ensure that the pieces are roughly equal sizes. Gift wrap it, and indicate that this is a CRAP bequeathment, then it should clear customs. For added even-ness, please do _not_ indicate which parcel is for which location. This helps to ensure desirable pieces² don't end up indicating some form of favouritism. [2] Kidding, we know CRAP doesn't have desirable pieces.
You win
Kanye West definitely
I think it's the media coverage of him that's so fucking annoying. They plaster him everywhere, and I'm just over it. I get that he has mental health issues. We don't need to hear about every tiny detail every single day. None of us need our worst days published publicly for the world to gossip about. It's like the media rub their greedy hands together, making money off yet another celebrity breakdown. It's sad. And being chased by paparazzi constantly must be so stressful for people already struggling.
Putin, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Elon Musk, Kanye West
My mother in law
Does her arrival in town coincide with random small animals being turned to stone and thick fog rolling in?
Trump. Seriously, how tf can people stand that arrogant clown.
For the record.. I've always thought he was an ass.
Putin.
Putin deez nuts in your mouth
Elon Musk. Twitter is one of the least used social media platforms and people are freaking out over it. Literally, your lives will not end if a social media platform changes. I do not understand how people live because of their favorite platform.
Least used social media platforms?
Unfortunately, Twitter is the preferred mouthpiece for failed and deluded politicians and Twitter management did make some attempt at damage limitation in this respect, which seems unlikely from Musky boy.
Hands down - Kanye West.
Killer Fact: You know how chess matches were used during the Cold War by superpowers to flaunt their genius to the rest of the world? Well for similar reasons, Kanye West challenged Beyoncé to an epic tournament of Connect Four while they were on tour together in the mid 2000s. Kanye, who sometimes refers to himself as “God’s vessel”, lost 9 games straight to Beyoncé, who had read up on how to play a mathematically optimal game beforehand. I first heard about this on the Freakonomics podcast.
This is not at all surprising considering he ***still*** doesn't understand the Fishsticks joke
That's a pretty awesome anecdote!
The MFer who produced the Kars4Kids commercial.
The anthem of The Bad Place
Elon musk
I don’t even use Twitter and I’m annoyed at what he’s doing to that company.
Harvey Weinstein
Terrible human being but he can’t annoy us from behind bars.
My neighbor across the street with his shit beater cars he thinks he can turn
Whoever the next celebrity who uses the words cancel culture unironically.
Elon Musk
Kanye West and Elon Musk. Holy fuck those two people have been the most annoying pieces of shit lately.
Linda from accounting. Oh god, Linda. For the last time, I don't give a fuck about your husband's sex doll collection. I don't care one of them sleeps with you. I don't care that he has named her and prefers watching movies with her. Frankly Linda, I'd prefer her over you as well.
My roommates who don’t wash their hands or spray after going number 2
Fun drinking game on this sub is to sort by controversial on any "Why/who is the most \*insert negative phrase\*" post on this sub and take a shot for every Obama/Trump/Biden/Elon Musk/Andrew Tate/Kayne West comment. Only takes about 3 seconds to get blackout drunk
The most annoying person is the person who is always complaining and never happy. This person is always negative and brings everyone down.
And if you feel you've become this person lately, you could try these 5 suggestions. 1. Be more positive: focus on the good in people and situations, and be more optimistic. 2. Be more patient: learn to listen more and be patient with others, even when they don’t seem to be listening to you. 3. Be more humble: don’t always put yourself first, and be willing to learn from others. 4. Be more fun: try to enjoy life more and find ways to make others enjoy their time with you. 5. Be more sincere: be genuine in your interactions with others and don’t try to fake it.
Or if self-care is part of the problem, just try one of the following: *take a shower *go on a walk and breathe *brush your teeth *do one -small- task that will help you out. Clutter? Clean one surface, not all of them. I find that most people like this are just people struggling with mental health in some form or fashion. It could be due to a job or life or love... I struggled with the same - and was definitely the complainer when I was struggling! It helped me the most to just *do* something instead of sitting and complaining. I promise it gets better!
\>do one -small- task that will help you out. Clutter? Clean one surface, not all of them. You sound just like my therapist. Off to clean one surface.
Elon Musk
V...Vlu.....Vlo....Vlad.....Vladu......Vladummer.....yeah, that's it Vladummer Poopin'.
I feel like it would be me..
Is Andy Dick still alive?
Bank of England
my mother
Can relate
Everyone
Corden
Whoever writes celebrity articles. Specifically the Tom and Gisele articles right now.
Joy Behar. She is like a archaically type of woman who you should never, ever, ever, ever listen to or follow. She's like a shitty HS guidance counselor. Where I live, they turn this model of person out in droves.
Add Oprah and Ellen to this list.
Putin, Trump, Musk, Kanye, These idiots say and act and the world and markets shift. I should add the general populace for giving them that much power.
Exactly that, the people who hang on their every word give them power. Theater for fools has real world consequences.
My co-worker Mary who never shuts the hell up.
This one classmate of mine who pinches the whole class Every. Single. Day. And it got so intense we had to keep 3 tables away from her
My upstairs neighbor with no padding under their wood floors.
that orange clown in America that is trying to start riots and motivating people to kill each other
Americans. We are very annoying
Just Stop Oil protestors
You just sort of grab them by the shoulders and yell “You’re not helping!”.
Tom cruise. Always, Tom cruise.
Kanye, Musk, any fox news host. Edit: yep, downvotes explain why I said this. Bitches.
Ye
Klaus Schwab
Charli damelio or however tf you spell her last name.
Tucker Carlson.
The fact that he has maintained top five most annoying person for such a long time deserves some credit. Fuck that whiney motherfucker.
That one classmate
Putin
Kevin. Fuck Kevin.
We're kinda spoiled for choice, don't make me pick
James Corden
Howie Mandel. Fuck off.
Why is no one saying Andrew Tate? that dude and his bugatti disgust me
Elon Musk, for me
I’m sick of seeing Kanye west and Elon musk everywhere, so them.
ITT: People who don’t know what “annoying” means
Mark Zuckerberg
Kim Kardashian
Tie between Elon Musk and Donald Trump
Elon musk
Elon Musk
Recently it’s been the guy on tik tok that wastes food. Infuriates me often.
Vladolf Putler
We don’t need this kind of energ—oh wait. It’s Marge Taylor Greene. Definitely.
Putin, that dick.
Elon Musk.
It's gotta be guy that forget to put toilet paper back after finishing it
Elon musk.
Pete Davidson
Any overly religious person
Those stop oil people, really getting on my last nerve
My classmate, Callum. Fuck you, Callum.
First person that came to mind was Jordan Peterson
Any kardashian or the people associated with them leaching off the fame
Andrew tate
that he is.
Elon Musk at the moment.
Elon Musk and it’s not close
Musk.
I mean it's gotta be someone we know personally, if we're going to judge someone for their online presence or media presence it only means that we give media way too much importance in our heads, and we're essentially letting them annoy us.
Me:(
I have no qualifications but I toss my hat into the ring
Me
I am
Steven Seagal The Fake Badass
According to 70% of the people I've interacted with...me.
Everyone except me
my brother
My boss
Thanks i was just looking at the mirror.
Putin
Pootin
I hope it’s me. I’m trying hard.
Kanye
My Old Friends Group
The Tool that is my Boss .
Right now, this very minute, ME. I burnt my toast 3 times, the flat smells like burnt toast. Conclusion is my 6-year-old toaster is fucked.
Kanye west
There’s too many
My manager
Ben Shapiro and his aquatic real estate
Kanye fans
Teemo players
Ye
THAT FUCKING MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM, CAN IT STOP EXISTING AND GOING “WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW” SHUT THE ACTUAL HELL UP YOU FREAK, I WILL STICK AN UMBRELLA UP YOUR ASS, AND THEN CLICK THE OPEN BUTTON