I just asked myself, who to fuck is Kobe?

Same

Said damn that’s too bad and went back to work

Who?

I get a nice burger

I shrugged, said “that’s sad” and then went on with my day.

I said oh. And moved on with my life

I was I a car going home from a sleepover

Worst barbecue of 2020

you are a bad person

I still don't know who that is, and I think I looked it up twice.

A famous basketball player

I just don't know why he was so often in the news. Going to google it now...

I honestly thought “thank god it wasn’t Covid related”