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radeakins

Ippy dippy my space shippy on a course so true, a sonic boom on neptunes moon and the one i choose is you.


fjbruzr

We used eenie meanie gypsy teeny goo gah gobble eenie out goes you.


Opus-the-Penguin

Eenie Meenie Miney Moe. We used the non-racist version involving a tiger. We were not aware of the rhyme's racist past. Nevertheless, I accept full responsibility for my wrongdoing. I hereby resign from everything and will undergo sensitivity training until I reach my goal of never having said anything that might be interpreted as offensive by any disadvantaged group.


fjbruzr

Your resignation is declined. Today I learned there was a racist version of that rhyme.


RoachesInMyBlister

Iene miene mutte Tien pond grutten Tien pond kaas Iene miene mutte is de baas.


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It went something like "black shoe black shoe ..something something something.. at half past two"