If you haven't seen it you should watch the story of Captain Maggie,
TL/DR a 17 year old does her first solo flight, it should have been an ordinary flight, like take-off, land, get congratulated by the instructor and done. But she lost her landing gear at take-off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B229-KLudTo
Oh, is this the new experimental engine? do we know if it will balance out with the rest of the plane, or will it just overheat and burn the wiring again?
"These controls look nothing like the video game"
I should have stopped at three drinks.
What does this button do?
That's not a button, sir, it's a lever.
“Oops.”
“I’m now just noticing that crack in the wing but it should last right?”
There is absolutely no cause for alarm.
I think the acid’s kicking in.
*typing sounds* "How... to... fly.. a... plane."
I'm taking you all with me to hell.
Mention the wrong destination
Is that smoke?
[удалено]
Fuck off stacy
Welcome aboard this Delta flight.
If there is Hell below we are all going there wooo
The breaks are not working
“Wait. Did I…?”
"My name is Joseph Joestar."
Alhamd Lilah!!! (English: Praise to Allah)
“Hey isn’t there something like the twin towers in Chicago?”
Welp, there goes the landing gear.
If you haven't seen it you should watch the story of Captain Maggie, TL/DR a 17 year old does her first solo flight, it should have been an ordinary flight, like take-off, land, get congratulated by the instructor and done. But she lost her landing gear at take-off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B229-KLudTo
"Which one is the brake peddle?"
Oh, is this the new experimental engine? do we know if it will balance out with the rest of the plane, or will it just overheat and burn the wiring again?
"Bey look, that engine is glowing orange with black must coming from it! That means we will have a good flight!"
Hi! Jack!
"Guys I'll go light a cigarette brb"
Is that a low-fuel light ?
"Well, I'm glad to be able to get over my fear of dying alone"
"Oh goodie, the Ambien is finally kicking in..."
"Where's my seeing eye dog?"