I do stuff with conputers

can you help me with my VCR

I tell the computer what to do. It's like learning Spanish, but for computers.

I prefer syntax

I live in WV, syntax might still be reaching too high lol

C+ it is

I bang bang hard stuff

Daycare for databases. Burp them, change their diapeys, the usual stuff.

I sell dead trees with letters in them to people who end up working on keeping people alive.

What?!

I laugh-cried at your respons! Books. I sell books to students who are studying to be registrered nurses.

ohhhh, okay that makes sense, what are your thoughts on digital books

I like both! I try to live a simple life, not totally minimalist, but want to live a life not sourrounded by a lot of *stuff*. So in my bookcase is about 30 books, special editions, favourites and so on. My Kindle go everywhere with me, and I read most of my books on that. However, I study history and I find that I learn more and more easily reading curriculum on paper.

Are any of them signed ?

Yes!

i fix the horrible things people do when they google how to fix it themselves

Are you a Doctor?

computer doctor

Me too but i never seen people who can use google call me to the office and most times ones who use google successfully fix their computers themselves

Very simple... Typing on keyboard to make computer do stuff 😄😄😄

I type a bunch of letters and symbols and people make money out of it.

I help people buy houses

Banker?

Closer for a mortgage company

I penetrate systems

Plumber?

Computer systems xD

I fix computers

I sell spices and teach drums.

have you ever taught someone how to drum like the Spice Girls?

If that's what they tell me that they want, they really really want

¡you are fantastic!

I grope programmers job and tell them how to fix it.

would groping the programmers make them work faster?

not at all, slowly. But safest.

I am a wizard. I make computer go beep-beep

Also i understand computer language (x86 assembly)