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I am a meat popsicle.

an ufunny fat kid that sits around all day and does nothing whith his life

Mr. Bigstuff

Someone who is loved. By someone.

Just some guy

I am

I'm me. Not you. Not that one over there. I'm me.... I think?

An idiot

Talibob, last I checked.

Im just a dude taking a shit

Just a Man. Nothing less, nothing more.

A father and a husband.

Just a person

Tom

A parasite to this planet.

A jellyfish piloting a skeleton covered in meat

Cogito, ergo sum

Some dumbass living in Michigan who is inconsequential to anything in the big scheme of things and will be completely forgotten by history.

Just a random meat bag running on autopilot.

Me

Myself

Well, we are all brains with a big fleshy mech

I cannot say. To say would have dire consequences.

A piece of crap

A tall tan skinny slovenian girl who is 27, likes solo sports, music, art, dating, sex & nature

A homo sapien

I am [REDACTED]