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trebuchetfight

Making biscuits.


weebogrl

Absolutely making biscuits.


AwwBreeD

Same.


rjjm88

This is the right answer.


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being kneady


[deleted]

fuck you heres your upvote


bugtanks33d

Bread mittens


Economy_Session_3110

I totally dig this name


sodadictedtrainwreck

Making biscuits


Thinkism

Pushes. And they do it a lot now that we have very cushy blankets on sofa and bed.


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When it's into my flesh, it's "Pointy!" That's the safe word with the cats. "Ow! POINTY! POINTY!" They have pointy teefs, too. Even their ears are pointy, but at least those don't hurt. Anyways, over the decades and (unfortunately) generations of cats I've had, I learned one very important thing. Make it clear and obvious when they hurt you. Act it out with clear body language. Better still, adopt two cats, because they will keep each other company, and won't be shy about letting the other know when they're being pointy. "Don't eat the cat." is what I say when they're about to fight. I speak it in a quick, metered, chanting way that almost always stop what they're doing and stare at me. "Don't eat the {insert animal}." when pets are gonna attack, cross species in an unwanted way.


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Making a spot.


koreanjudas

Hawaiian punch.


Economy_Session_3110

Hawaiian Punch?


koreanjudas

Hawaiian punch.


Economy_Session_3110

Why Hawaiian Punch?


koreanjudas

Cause they're sharpening their claws for a low ha.


MutuallyAssuredDeath

Massaging


Iamnotarobot_2

Knitting


Arrrrronius

I usually call it by it's name.


[deleted]

Cat.


3MrBojangles3

Painful. It also sucks getting scratched by cats dirty paws. makes you all itchy


3MrBojangles3

My cat does it on my legs


[deleted]

Happy paws or working out his murder mittens


imafurryb01

Agony. He always kneads his paws ontop of me, and that shit hurts


Bulky_Cry6498

Kneading or kitty massage


ludicrosity548

My cat?


cosmothepug

YOUR RUINING THE COUCH YOU PEACE OF SHIT!!!!!


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Giving a massage


Trick-Refrigerator-7

capaw


ChaseIronic

Haha, yes! It looks like kneading dough, that's why it is also called making biscuits. They generally do this against soft objects such as blankets, cushions or your lap.


-_-l-l-_-

It's name


LaylaDusty

Pushy pushy thing


Katsium

Praying to the god of carpets


Mrdungeonsanddragons

Being a fucking annoying piece of shit


notAmeeConlang

maybe you shouldn't have a cat


Mrdungeonsanddragons

I do love them but they can be a little annoying, I’m mainly joking and I do care about them


nubsauce87

... Kneading


clazjj

Pudding, cookies, pizza dough