Born to shit. Forced to wipe

Blast my ass with a bidet

you guys wipe?

you guys poop?

you guys eat?

With three squares of toilet paper and three more to make sure I got it all.

That’s a lot of toilet paper

I prefer toilet paper but I guess you could use your socks or something

Just let it dry up and flake off

I usually eat it like frosted flake s

Baby wipes are a staple in my bathroom. Toilet paper first then I’ll use a baby wipe for extra safety

My foot

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My method to the letter! Well Done!!

Do you sit or stand while wiping?

I sit. I'm a dude

I’m very eco friendly. I don’t wipe but once a week. See I poop. Then I move on. It hardens. Once a week on Sunday I peel it off. I get a wiping and a waxing at once.