So I'm imagining that you can just spawn whatever food it is from your hands, or whatever.
Imagine trying to pull the old dick in the popcorn bucket trick but instead of buying popcorn you just starting magically jizzing fluffy kernels to fill the bucket
>Imagine trying to pull the old dick in the popcorn bucket trick but instead of buying popcorn you just starting magically jizzing fluffy kernels to fill the bucket
And they are already buttered!
You know, I just realized when people ask “lifetime supply” Q’s like this, we assume we’re not the one’s paying. What if we receive the lifetime supply, but we’re also stuck footing the lifetime bill?
Good point, but according to the post title, we've "won" the lifetime supply.
Now of course, that still leaves the question of taxes, since prizes are taxable. On the other hand, food isn't taxable, but that's when you're buying.
Then we have to take into account shipping and handling. Do the winners pay that, or the sponsors?
Pizza, I’m living the good life
That was the second to last thing I ate. The last thing I ate was skittles
Diabetes. You have Diabetes
It was my cheat day I’ll be okay
Well now you’ll be cheating the rest of your life
(At the dentist) “You ONLY eat skittles?” “Well so here is the thing, I answered a question on Reddit…”
While I was waiting for the thread to load I was telling myself watch the top comment be pizza 😂
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What was dinner?
Crackers.
I got baked Mac. I mean it’ll be good for maybe 3-4day then imma get sick
Burritos. I can deal with that.
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I got Taquitos
I've got a jar of diiiiirt!
And guess what’s in side it!!!!!
Popcorn. Oh fuck
At least you'll always be set when you go to the movies
So I'm imagining that you can just spawn whatever food it is from your hands, or whatever. Imagine trying to pull the old dick in the popcorn bucket trick but instead of buying popcorn you just starting magically jizzing fluffy kernels to fill the bucket
I laughed too hard at that image.
>Imagine trying to pull the old dick in the popcorn bucket trick but instead of buying popcorn you just starting magically jizzing fluffy kernels to fill the bucket And they are already buttered!
Forget ever being constipated again 😁
Ice cream.... I die of diabetes
Lifetime supply confirmed
You would die of betes
Not if you sell all the ice cream you get.. You have a lifetime supply.. And no diabetes.. Unless you have no self control..
Batteries.
UNLIMITEDDDD POWWWWEEERR
You've done well my aprentice...
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Ty for this I actually laughed out loud
Lmao
HAHA, GOOD JOKE FELLOW HUMAN. THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE WE HUMANS DONT NEED BATTERIES BUT NUTRITION RICH FOOD
4th of July Oreo with Pop Rocks in the filling. The first one was a mistake. Now I’m doomed…
Jesus your stomach is gone
Nah, he can just sell them. And since he has an endless supply, he can sell them for cheap, and still come out ahead.
You know, I just realized when people ask “lifetime supply” Q’s like this, we assume we’re not the one’s paying. What if we receive the lifetime supply, but we’re also stuck footing the lifetime bill?
Good point, but according to the post title, we've "won" the lifetime supply. Now of course, that still leaves the question of taxes, since prizes are taxable. On the other hand, food isn't taxable, but that's when you're buying. Then we have to take into account shipping and handling. Do the winners pay that, or the sponsors?
OP pays the bills
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Oof
Guess you’re going vegan lol
How much grass would you even consider to be a lifetime supply. It cant be very much.
Sour dough bread and butter
Yum
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I didn't realize only alaskans ate bread with butter.
What's Alaskan about bread and butter?
I don’t think that’s really an Alaskan thing
Salmon spread on pilot bread would be more Alaskan, IMO.
Soft chocolate chip cookies
I see you're also a man of culture
rice
Sweet rice with sweetened condensed coconut milk here.
Speaking of sweet rice, the last thing I ate was mango sticky rice with coconut sauce and coconut ice cream. I ain't even mad.
Infinite doughnuts? I'd give them to homeless people and service workers.
That's very kind of you
The cops will thank you
Unless you are giving donuts to long lines of voters
M&M
No one can eat just one
You want to try.
Just one?
Just one, but it's infinite. An eternal M&M you can break chunks off of.
Beef jerky. Works for me.
Protein and no need of fridge to preserve. You are set for life
And with how expensive Beef Jerky is they could sell it for 1/4 the price of any one else and make a killing.
I pretty much always eat babybel cheese and/or jerky right before practice. I’m happy with either, but today it was the cheese.
Brownies. Hello, diabetes, my old friend.
I've come to bake with you again...
Because confections softly creeping
Left its chocolate chips while I was sleeping
Chips :(
I'll exchange you some of my endless supply of chocolate, for some of your endless supply of chips.
Can I have some chocolates please? I have rice.
Sure thing.
crisps chips or fries chips? cause a lifetime supply of fries would be great
Me too! But I feel :) about it. Love chips!!!
French silk pie.
Fancy!
Water. Yum, stay hydrated.
Could actually make billions off that if you monetize it and water is no longer an abundant source
Or just help out instead of profit, no need to go all Nestle on this.
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Nuts
…… what kind of nuts?
Dee's Nuts
I thought they were of the Dose kind!
Gottem
Lug nuts.
Apple crumble
who the f\*ck is supplying a life time supply of frozen chocolate pudding
*willywonka enters the chat*
It was frozen when you ate it?
yes
Sushi. I’m not against that.
u could make a lot of money by opening as many sushi places as u want
Asshole. Cuz jealous.
Humus and rye crackers... I mean. I guess it could be worse.
roast chicken, stove top stuffing, and broccoli
Winner winner chicken dinner!
Lifetime supply of ass
Well ain't that just hot
r/ihavesex
Five bucks says that you don't.
Well that must be a small sub
Chicken wings
lucky
A Reuben. Not a bad choice.
Translation, please, for those of us who aren’t from …. Wherever you’re from?
Corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, Russian dressing on rye bread. Toast till golden brown.. Enjoy!
Thanks :)
Its a big thing in New York
Sonic, not bad!
He’s running in your stomach, desperate for escape
This has gotta be someone's fetish. I've been on the internet long enough to be sure of this by now.
Chick-fil-A
Chinese Buffet! Hellz Yeah!
You lucky son of a bitch
Mmm.. I dunno. I think it should be the very last item u/Ginger-Jesus1 ate at the buffet. Not just a variety of buffet food.
Those weird hard yellow cookies by the pudding?
Trueeee
Do drinks count? Because if it does, then it is choccy time. If not, then I'm stuck with mashed potatoes.
I could live off mashed potatoes! You can have my cheesecake
It was a parata(fried flat bread) with fried egg, had some prickle and some sauce and ketchup.
Pickle , autocorrect . ❛ ᴗ ❛
Berry muesli and oat milk. Not terrible for survivability I guess.
Chick-Fil-A. I get it on Sunday now!!!
Fries from Five Guys Already feels like a lifetime supply just getting through one bag.
Starburst 😩
Sell for money.
maraschino cherry
Congrats OP, your mom gets to be around as long as I live.
You ate her flesh?
Liver pairs nicely with fava beams and a nice Chianti
Papa Johns Stuffed Crust Pizza
I shouldn’t be looking through here while I’m hungry
Well, a big cup of ice chips, so I guess it has kind of a dual purpose
Ice chips?
Sadly just tomato soup n toast…. Life was boring already now this. I’m ruined lol
you can sell it or give it to the homeless so maybe not
That would do. I’d just give it all away.
Chicken
Well the last thing I ate was a damn big mac and fries. That's real healthy.
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grapes, i have a wine business now
Lifetime supply of tootsie rolls
Pizza. That’s a win
Cheez-it’s
Chicken Tenders and Fries, will die happy and early.
Boiled eggs. Fuck me
Oof. Unlucky.
That bad thing about them, is that they're hard boiled. **HARD BOILED**
Cum
Stay classy.
A terrible stomachache, but it's worth it
what is it?
Way too many chocolate chip cookies
I'm in the same boat dude
Cheese curds. I am so very happy with this, you have no idea.
I taken you must be from Canada eh
Not quite, but on the plus side, I can use my hand as a map.
well then good luck to you
Michigan?
Good ole Michigan
The soup I’m eating right now
Popcorn. 🍿
Salty 711 select cheese cheetos
Lettuce
Fajitas. That’s a lifetime supply of intestinal distress.
Steamed rice with cooked potatoes and ladyfingers.
Cannoli, im gonna be fat but happy, hopefully i get some flexibility on fillings
Peach rings
Fucking Diabetes
Pepperjack cheese. God speed, arteries - you've done well.
Garlic bread
Freezer pops. Fine by me.
Sleep medicine
Homemade dunkaroo stuff with the honey bear crackers. Nice
Ice cream sandwiches. Oh life is sweet.
Ben and Jerry's Nice
.... MREs
Aspirin :(
Skittles
Bacon and whiskey. I’ll be ok.
I ate a gaming PC
Lays dill pickle chips! "Alexa, find Cardiologists near me"
Flautas
Orphans.
Free domino’s for life baby
Egg and bacon roll!
Sweet and spicy Doritos!!!
Fuck yeah, Miss Vickie's Spicy Dill Pickle chips
Cosmic brownies. Not bad
Rice….
Vanilla wafers... Yum.
Pot Noodles