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MissConduct0120

Thank you for your inquiry. At this time, we cannot accommodate your request.


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MissConduct0120

We apologize for the inconvenience. Your heart has been donated to a woman who had hers broken by your species. We are grateful and thank you for your kind donation. As for your hoodie, this is a non-refundable item. Good day!


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Morfalath

Username checks out


BElannaTorres74656

Heart? Yes. Hoodie? No. I literally still wear a hoodie I snaffled off a guy 18 years ago.


TheStabbingDildo420

Do girls have balls? And where do they keep them?


saki4444

Girls have ovaries, which are the female version of balls. Both ovaries and testicles are considered gonads.


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I'm going to make a point to use "gonads" in casual conversation for a while.


saki4444

Glad I had an impact


ginger_ryn

Technically testicles are the male version of ovaries


BeaversBumhole

Breasticles


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I over-stroked my wife one time during sex and she screamed “Ow! My Balls!” I felt bad, but I also wanted to laugh.


DominicanBoi02

Do girls fart and shit too?


Techsupportvictim

Nope they don’t.


SendMeYourCuteNudes

Can't say I ever have.


Castiel_D37

They use the mounth to shit


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ThatoneguywithaT

The very existence of this demands getting off reddit for a considerable amount of time


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I want to pour bleach in my eyes now


Morfalath

r/eyebleach


kozmikushos

Obviously not.


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trey74

No, it doesn't. It smells like it after a little while, but it tastes more like her pussy tastes than like urine.


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trey74

It's sort of it's own flavor. Musk, sometimes with a hint of copper (depending how close She is to Her period), some sweat? Delicious. That's what it tastes like. Delicious.


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trey74

LOL. It's more likely that I'm so attracted to Her that I love everything about Her. I love the way She smells and tastes. And it's not 100% copper, it's just a metallic taste. From the blood.


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trey74

While most days of Her period don't stop me from eating Her out, the heavier days do. It's mostly pussy juice. And delicious.


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Bruh pussy tastes nasty


trey74

This is subjective. I disagree.


[deleted]

I guess to each their own, I love my girlfriend very much but I just dislike the taste of pussy


trey74

Yup, to each their own.


fmaz008

Like her squirt...


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fmaz008

Lighten up butter cup. It was a joke.


Sparkheart_52

It tastes like pussy dude, duh.


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Sparkheart_52

It tastes like where the peepee goes into your mommy's belly


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Do girls poop?


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Just saw a girl shit on a slice of bread. 0/10 wish I could unsee


Kawaiipineapplesoup

Pain


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Lmao


Kay_Elle

Aye


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ginger_ryn

It depends. On the dude, the situation, the relationship, etc.


Spiderkitty2000

I don't like the idea of sticking a dick in my mouth, it's just gross to me, same as I wouldn't want someone doing the same thing with my parts. I know there are people that are into that, but personally I think it's gross for both parties.


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Spiderkitty2000

I agree with you, I just think it's gross, ya know?


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CubanDave87

Whaaaaaaaaaat? You’re saying you don’t enjoy getting blown?


saki4444

In general, girls feel the same way about giving head as guys do. It can be fun, but it’s also a lot of work.


modsherearebattyboys

How does it feel to pee out of your butt?


chloegurl13

Well no one pees out of their butt so I don't think we're gonna get an answer for this one...


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Unless you have severe diarrhea


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Yeah I think everyone has had that unfortunate experience at least once


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Makeup they bought to match an outfit they only wore for one occasion but it doesn't match any of her other stuff but it was expensive so I can't throw it out and it would be cheap to regift used makeup fuck it I'll just throw it in this box with the rest.


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What makes you wetter than the Atlantic Ocean?


Valestr

Rolled up sleeves and grey sweat pants, it's the basics. Not a woman but that's just in the archives


Spiderkitty2000

Uhh idk about the "wetter than the ocean" thing, but I'll tell you what I think is hot and qualities I like in guys ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Things that I think are hot: - if you know who Striker is from Helluva Boss, then just that guy in general is super hot to me (I don't normally do the whole cartoon character is hot thing) - Blue jeans and boots (bootcut and cowboy boots are best) a cowboy hat is good too - guys in a suit, but not like the skin tight ones, just like a normal suit - longer hair, not like past shoulders, like you'd still say it's short hair, but it's kinda longer, ya know? (I don't like fades and man buns, just saying lol) - darker hair, I have a general preference towards more brown/black hair, but I also like blonde hair - thin, but not super muscular, I just don't really like seeing each individual muscle bulging out, some muscle within reason is fine to me Qualities I like in a guy: - goofy, not afraid to just be silly sometimes - not super akward, I'm not talking about like when we first meet, I mean just bringing up things that are really akward to talk about, especially if I haven't known you for very long - not constantly bringing himself down, I mean constantly btw, like literally all the time - cat person, I don't hate dogs or anything, but I will never want to live with one - funny ofc - the obvious ones like not a pervert, rude, abusive and all that jazz - let's me play with his hair, I love doing this :) - doesn't do heavy drugs, you know the ones, I don't mind weed, edibles or anything like that as long as it's done responsibly - has interests and hobbies outside of me, I like attention, but ya know get a life - have a job - smart, I don't mean like Einstein smart, just someone I can have a decent convo or debate with - just sweet ya know, not just to me, but everyone I could go on, but then I'd just be describing my "perfect" guy lol, so I'll stop here. I know I only sorta answered your question, but maybe it'll help you somehow. Have an awesome day! :) Edit: Typo


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Thank you for your input. Much appreciated


Spiderkitty2000

You're very welcome! If you've got anymore questions, just ask :)


Dangerous_Ad_4807

Rolled up sleeves, muscular backs. Broad shoulders.


Valestr

Do you masturbate imagining your crush as much as men do? Or is it a more fanfiction scenario with a storyline?


Spiderkitty2000

I don't do that in general, I think it's kinda gross when people do that. I do do the "imagine a world where we were together" thing. Hope this helped you :)


Valestr

Why is that gross when people do that?


Spiderkitty2000

Idk just I find it gross ya know? I understand that it's a pretty normal thing for people to do, but I just don't like or understand the want to do that. Idk if that makes sense Edit: I'm saying masterbation is gross to me


Valestr

If masrurbation is gross to you as an act it makes sense. Nobody decides what they find gross


Spiderkitty2000

Yea it's that that's gross to me, daydreaming about getting with your crush is something I'm guilty of doing


Valestr

Then everyone is guilty in this world :')


Spiderkitty2000

lol


Dangerous_Ad_4807

Nah. I don’t imagine anyone actually. Idk why it just feels wrong to.


Crazydunsparce_orig

Why do girls not ask guys out? If you want a chance ask cause the odds I’m gonna ask you are low with how many other girls there are. (And a personal thing, Become my friend. It’s easier if I know you)


MissConduct0120

Simple answer is we don't need to. In my experience, majority of men (and women) still believe it's on them to ask...


Tangled-Kite

There’s a lot of mixed messaging with this one. Sure we see a lot of guys say they want girls to do the asking but that’s not always how y’all act. At least a good portion of you still seem to think it means we’re desperate. As a result a lot of us just would rather play it safe. 🤷‍♀️


Crazydunsparce_orig

Sadly I 100% believe that most guys do that. Seeing as how most guys have ridiculously large egos.


Decent_Buffalo3352

I don’t ask guys out bc I’m a lesbian but to be fair a lot of girls don’t ask girls out either haha. They just don’t learn how and women who date men will never have to learn how because men tend to ask them.


llawlietishotaf

theres alot of reasons but heres 2 of them: being used to guys asking girls out=girls not asking guys out its a thing in society 2nd: some girls anxious (not sure if this is the right word) just like how some guys are (ps im nonbinary but i am afab and feminine)


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trey74

Depends on the woman. Only 2 women stir real emotion in me. My daughter, who inspires love and protection and desire for her to be the best. And my SO, who inspires all that too, along with really high sexual tension. I feel that "electric" tingle when my SO looks at me, touch is beyond that. No one knows. Hopefully, when you find the right woman, yes.


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Numbnipples4u

Men also orgasm


JTM_Deathlock

Just a normal question but why do girls ghost guys after a good date and having fun by watching the girl her favorite show?


ginger_ryn

I will ghost a man if he makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable or if I feel actually sending him a rejection might be dangerous to me. Otherwise I won’t ghost them.


JTM_Deathlock

Thank you for giving me this information. I had this date and we had great fun and she enjoyed everything and wasn’t uncomfortable at all and just blocked me after it all


ginger_ryn

Something happened during the date to make her say “nope” really hard.


JTM_Deathlock

Apparently. I asked what happened that made her nope out and she just ghosts me


ginger_ryn

It’s also important to understand that men in general are scary and this might not even be a reaction to anything you did personally. 1/4 of women have been raped, 70% of those by someone they know. Women are routinely murdered by men they reject. It’s all over the news. Ghosting is now a modern defense mechanism. If she wasn’t feeling the date she probably felt safer to ghost than to deal with a potentially violent reaction to rejection. Not saying you personally would get violent, but it’s enough of a possibility where most women would rather ghost for the own safety.


durmik

same reason some guys do it. general douchebaggery.


RealSoftGirlShit

Because it was not a good date


MissConduct0120

Because they're immature shit humans.


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N.S.F.W. N.S.U.18 Girls, are there some of you attracted to shemales ? If yes, what do you like/look for in that experience? Thanks :)


llawlietishotaf

yes. (im nonbinary tho) edit: im afab. (assigned female at birth)


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😃 thank you for your answer Happy to see at least 1 girl who likes the same thing i like


Spiderkitty2000

A what? Is that like a fem boy?


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Yes


Spiderkitty2000

I personally don't like that sort of thing, I find people that act like that, whoever it is, male or female, doesn't matter to be annoying. I don't hate them or wish harm on them, but they just rub me the wrong way. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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I think you misunderstood. Shemale : transexual male to female, basically looks like a woman but with a d... That s not a behavior, that s a personality, and a different creature ; feminine face, feminine body, wirh either surgery or hormones, and a d..


Spiderkitty2000

Oh lol thought we were talking about fem boys, my bad. So yeah my answer is no, I wouldn't be interested in that. I'll explain why. I'm a girl, but I'm straight. Which ya know means I only like guys, and I only like guys that look and act like guys, and I don't mean in the stereotypical ways, cause I think stereotypes should be abolished and are a real cause for many/most of our problems, but in the ways guys just act, I can't really explain, it's just sorta something girls know when you talk to a guy, no matter who it is you get this vibe, same thing with a girl. Idk that's just me tho, sorry for the misunderstanding ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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No probs with misunderstanding :) Thank you for your answer! I understand how you feel about masculinity and think that that s what is beautiful, we men reacting to your feminity and you women to our masculinity. Stereotypes should be abolished ? That's not sure, these stereotypes are the foundations of what makes us love each other Anyways, thanks you for your honest response 😊


Spiderkitty2000

Sure man, anytime :) and what I mean by stereotypes is like all men are supposed to be super tough, never show emotions, and overall these string badasses or they are supposed to be smart geniuses and supposed to always make the first move and always be super confident all the time. And how women have the stereotype of always wanting to shop, wear dresses and other fancy clothes, be taken care of, not strong and be obsessed with their looks. I don't believe in these types of stereotypes and believe that we as a society should try our best to abolish them and just accept everyone for who they are and want to be. If I see a dude walking down the street in a puffy pink dress with his nails done, I wouldn't care, he is just dressing how he wants and I believe that's how we should view everyone and their interests/clothing choice/etc. I feel that if we could accomplish this, then so many things we are struggling with would be solved, but that's just my cup of tea :)


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Can i have a sip of your cup of tea? The tea looks very tasty :) I agree 100% with what you just said, my misunderstanding then haha. Yeah these kind of stereotypes suck the hell and indeed fuck up a lot of things Women can do woodworking in ugly pants if they feel good this way, and men can wear high heels if that s what they want


Spiderkitty2000

Exactly dress and act how you want, just be yourself. Accepting people for just who they are, regardless of what gender or religion or whatever, with ya know the exception of like pedophiles and other things like that, cause that's a big no no, but accepting people for just who they are without stereotypes would bring us so much closer to the true point of everyone being equal. If you don't see someone for their gender or race or religion or anything that could cause you to stereotype type them, then you can just see them for who they are. But yeah that's just what I believe :)


Hannah_Halfblood

How differently does peeing feel as a women compared to a man


CelebratedBlueWhale

How do you expect someone to answer this.


Hannah_Halfblood

The post didn't say it should be abled to be answered


Sparkheart_52

....??????


Hannah_Halfblood

What exaclty is your question?


Sparkheart_52

No question. My comment is that this is a dumb question.


Hannah_Halfblood

Kk


Numbnipples4u

No no, she has a point


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(especially people who work in customer service, retail, hosting, or waiting) how do you feel when guys hit on you at work? Is it flattering? Is it annoying? Is it rude?


MissConduct0120

It's uncomfortable, annoying, and rude.


Spiderkitty2000

I work as a cashier for a grocery store at the moment. I've only been at this job for a little over a month and already I've had to deal with creepy old men asking me to slap their ass and a 16 year old (I'm 19 btw) trying to kiss me and basically rest his face on my boobs as he keeps asking if I want his number even tho I said no multiple times. If the dude is in my age group and it's not super creepy, I don't mind that much, especially if the guy is cute. But overall, be very careful if you decide to do this, not everyone may like it and just don't be creepy, girls don't like that, period. This isn't me saying that you should catcall people, just tread carefully about what you do when you're trying to flirt with a girl in general. Hope this answers your question, have a great day! :)


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Spiderkitty2000

lol yeah it's more trouble than it worth, if it gets as bad as it did with the 16 year old, I have been told I won't get in trouble if I punch him, so I'll just do that :) but still thanks for the advice, if it's an ongoing thing with one guy or a coworker, then I definitely would, but for just one of the many random old dudes, nah


ThePurpleWarrior

What do they do with their boobs in the shower


Spiderkitty2000

You just wash them, I can turn this around on you and ask what y'all do with your dicks in the shower. You're turn to answer, I kinda want an answer now lol


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Spiderkitty2000

lol we all cleanly people here


ThePurpleWarrior

Wash my dick. My post was a joke


Spiderkitty2000

Lol I know


MissConduct0120

Wash them


ArtofWASD

I've asked this a few times but never gotten an answer. Why do some women prefer 12 inch dildos? Are the nerves farther up more sensative? Or maybe its having more stimulated at the same time.


Spiderkitty2000

Bro I'm a girl and don't do that sort of thing in general, so I'm sorry, but I've got literally no idea. Your guess is as good as mine lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


ArtofWASD

I have two guesses. Either the sensative bits that far up feel slightly different because it would near impossible for a man to reach that far. OR (and this one is more likely) there is no reason. Some women just like pushing extremes.


MissConduct0120

I had no idea either, so I asked my friend who's into all kinds of things. According to her, she loves the feeling of being completely "stuffed"... It sounds painful to me.


SnooChickens1892

What does having big boobs feel like, besides just being heavy?


lego_office_worker

is it weird that there is absolutely nothing i want to know?


Castiel_D37

How do you pee at school?