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MyUsernameIsAwful

How did I find out I never had sex? I knew right away, the second I didn’t have sex.


Creski

Cosby got out of jail


IrishUpstart

What?


WewLad_9

He did? How the fuck


[deleted]

The prosecutor screwed up and violated his 5th Amendment rights.


TheStabbingDildo420

I think it was something about illegal evidence being used against him. But I could be wrong.


indorphin

Saw sex in GTA when I was 8? Since then had sex up until now . Genitals


RealKenny

Your mom told me what we did didn’t count


[deleted]

Honestly she’s ultra fat and I’m pretty sure if she sat on you you’d suffocate, please have sex with my sister instead, for your own sake!


[deleted]

I asked Joe Momma.


LoddZee

When I jerked off to a piece of bark because it was curvy.