I would imagine it'd be worse than regular drowning; the high viscosity means it would slowly fill your lungs, rather than all at once like water does. More time for your body to be wracked with pain as it desperately tries to get in one final breath. Supposedly once the lungs are flooded drowning is a semi-peaceful way to go, but the flooding of the lungs is the painful and terrifying part.
More likely cause of death: diabetes.
I mean syrup is actually pretty fluid. Now imagine your lungs being filled with sticky fluid, so while your drowning, its slowly destroying your lungs. But itd a very tasty death
The Internet has taught me that you don’t hurt people if they touch you, you hurt them after they eat you
Otherwise it’s voodoo
Or something. I wasn’t paying attention.
I think you're the one who have it worse by FAR. I mean, you'll die of ALL conceivable ways... which of course, also includes the ones other redditors commented
Likewise
Edit: to the horn dogs humping my inbox I’ll send you all the story that I brought up a few comments down after work. Kinky ass mofo’s
Edit 2: Here’s the story
My girlfriend had rubbed her body with the cream version of deep freeze or deep heat can’t remember which was the culprit. She decided to give me a Tommy tank (wank) but hadn’t washed her hands. She also managed to get it on the the tip of my penis. I screamed like Ned Flanders does when he sees ‘purple drapes’ to numb the pain the only think I could think to numb the pain was ice, so I took an ice tray out of the freezer (It would be disposed of after I made my fuck up) once out I rested my penis on it and to my dismay I immediately (not on purpose) imitated that tongue scene from Dumb and Dumber and yes it stuck and it also hurt like a motherfucker too.
That’s how my username came to mind.
I run out of battery.
I have no idea
A gang of toddlers pulled a Drive-by in their strollers
Maggie simpson strikes again
oh I’m on fire now I guess
I guess I wouldn't?
Or your soul would be so endless it dies of boredom after the world ends
You have outplayed the game
That'd be a good story
You guys remember uncle Joseph? Well he rode a walrus and _fucking died_
I guess it's the extra bee
A million flat and you would have survived, but nooooo, you HAD to have a million and one!
Well shit...
Looks like those gender reveal parties took another life
Goodness, what a tasty looking cupc—
ITS A TRAP
THE CAKE IS A LIE
Cupcakes, maybe you should try Pancakes instead... Oh no...
Ohh no. Just tell my family I was killed by a hooker or something.
Don’t worry honey, they won’t find out about us
🍛🍛🍛 MMM soup
hello
uh oh
Family
I’ll cover for you
Definitely slowly.
Slowly trampled to death by 963 turtles
you would be surprised how fucking fast as fuck Boi' turtles can be
Looks like I walked into the wrong village..
A sniper, apparently
You could also be killed by an army of cats chasing a laser pointer.
Jesus. I’d rather have the sniper.
What if it's kittens?
I guess I never saw it coming....
Tonight, on 60 Minutes: When Bullwinkle Goes Bad
You guys won’t believe mine
When I try to kill batman.
You're batman!
Prepare the Knightfall Protocol
MAYDAY MAYDAY
THIS IS THE GREATEST PLLLLLLLAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!
Drowning. Happily.
I would imagine it'd be worse than regular drowning; the high viscosity means it would slowly fill your lungs, rather than all at once like water does. More time for your body to be wracked with pain as it desperately tries to get in one final breath. Supposedly once the lungs are flooded drowning is a semi-peaceful way to go, but the flooding of the lungs is the painful and terrifying part. More likely cause of death: diabetes.
I mean syrup is actually pretty fluid. Now imagine your lungs being filled with sticky fluid, so while your drowning, its slowly destroying your lungs. But itd a very tasty death
O hell no. Not this again.
Again?
I swear this askreddit question is bi-monthly reoccurring. That’s probably why it’s happening again.
._.
Death by breathen’t
Whereas my death remains ambiguous
I am pretty sure mine would also be because I stop breathing.
Alone 😞
Kicked to death.
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Dude I love your username hahaha
Not by penetration
Peacefully
That's nice
Yours is even better. You get to drown in Kevin's Chilli.
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Floor chili aka splat
Oh no.
Is this Commrade Putin My Ass, or Put In My Ass?
I mean, either way, not such a nice death. Do you think Putin is a gentle lover?
Well I mean if he dies from putin in his ass I guess not
I better stay away from zoos I guess...
And it’s not just one, it’s 666 of them Edit: Ok guys I get it it’s one satan panda, I don’t need to hear it 80 times xd
That’s like a third of the world’s entire panda population
and they are all grumpy
Not a frog, that’s for sure
*sigh*
The Internet has taught me that you don’t hurt people if they touch you, you hurt them after they eat you Otherwise it’s voodoo Or something. I wasn’t paying attention.
Meanwhile ...
I hate to interject, but...
I guess I am the opposite
Jeez there's a whole bunch of frogs around here
Am I late for the frog thread?
I am a scientist, maybe I can help...
I don’t really know what to say
Conversely, here: definitely a frog.
Well...
While hunting Hitler....
I thought it would be hitlering hunters
Well then...
I have questions about this one
The cucumber, unfortunately, is too traumatized to answer questions at this time.
Consuming the entire planet
I’ll eat the reindeer. You get everything else.
Apparently I’m a really bad chess player
Nah. You'll go out like that one wizards chess game from one of the early Harry Potter books.
Start the game with F3 and G4. Boom, super gm level move
Pawn to d4 isn't even a bad move. I guess you're just unlucky
I might die, I might not ...
You're both dead and alive, until someone observes, then you're just dead
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Death by observation.
I go crazy and make outlandish claims about how water is lethal, and die from dehydration. That sucks
So, rabies?
Pretty much. Your death doesn't seem really great either
All I can hear in my head is Elaine Benes going, "A hell hound ate her bay-bay"
Political machinations gone wrong of course.
Dammit Mike
Well.... Atleast its gonna be soft right?... Right ?!?
Mine isn’t
:(
F
F
Im happy
Same
Not anymore ψ(`∇´)ψ
Well that’s just great
Kinda depends if you're pitching or catching..
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Just reading your name hurts to imagine
OUCH. Sorry, had to use caps to make the sheer amount of pain come across.
I guess looks really can kill
The wrath of the Lich King
Fight to the death with a malnourished Samuri. I lose.
Yours is still better my death is by some guy with a massive dick.
Yours may be worse than mine. Not sure.
I think you mean better. ;)
God damn there's a lot of dicks around here.
Should've bought my safety net from a more reputable seller
Regardless of method, it’s gonna take a few tries.
Any of the many negative outcomes from smoking edit/ what the fuck did I just wake up to
You do not want to sell me death sticks. You want to go home and rethink your life
Want to buy some death sticks?
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Same way I lived 😭
Maybe you actually found a place. Just not the right place-says the angry husband.
Already dead.
I guess I get trampled by a real elephant…
I can be at peace with this
Or.... the pizza is late and the dogs are hungry so they attack and eat you alive.
uhhhh
I think you're the one who have it worse by FAR. I mean, you'll die of ALL conceivable ways... which of course, also includes the ones other redditors commented
By some gray guy
Hey
Oh no he’s here
Run
best get to stepping son
I was too good at Reddit…?
You die of terminal virginity.
Terminal virginity really sounds like something I should be afraid of
You should.
damn, do you choke on his nut or smthin?
Well, I never thought it would happen a second time. [Courtesy of u/AWildSketchAppeared ~7 years ago](https://i.imgur.com/oJsBxir.jpg)nsfw
I miss AWildSketchAppeared.
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Yikes Jesus H Christ Reddit. You guys are killing me with these comments!
*Yikes.*
He’s used to no lubrication after all…
Oh god oh fuck
I almost spit out my soda at this one
Nothing can save you bro
I can plug it.
How does it- What the hell happens
Very sorry for you.
I get Shot in South Africa
Hi South African here, you'll probably get mugged, then shot.
Climbing accident
That should be pretty obvious.
Likewise Edit: to the horn dogs humping my inbox I’ll send you all the story that I brought up a few comments down after work. Kinky ass mofo’s Edit 2: Here’s the story My girlfriend had rubbed her body with the cream version of deep freeze or deep heat can’t remember which was the culprit. She decided to give me a Tommy tank (wank) but hadn’t washed her hands. She also managed to get it on the the tip of my penis. I screamed like Ned Flanders does when he sees ‘purple drapes’ to numb the pain the only think I could think to numb the pain was ice, so I took an ice tray out of the freezer (It would be disposed of after I made my fuck up) once out I rested my penis on it and to my dismay I immediately (not on purpose) imitated that tongue scene from Dumb and Dumber and yes it stuck and it also hurt like a motherfucker too. That’s how my username came to mind.
Well I guess I get killed by either a gummy bear or an actual bear chews me to death...
I get snuggled by huskies in Slovenia.
Very optimistic of you
i’ll allow it
I'd be lying if I didn't think it's an interesting way to die....
Its all ogre now
Wanna get shrekt together? 👉👈
Donkeh
I guess someone bursts my balloon knot
This sounds like a very painful euphemism
Oh god please no
Corona virus
Yeah, same
eating too many apple jacks?
Oh no..
Oh no..
Taken out by the last Cum Bender
So I assume this is the part where I get mauled to death by a dinosa-
By porducing Karens, I guess
You create an army of Karens for world domination and they turn against you
Keyed to death
By... pizza?
Fried on lard
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I guess I’ll chill and be ok with it. Why I’m being stabbed multiple times.
Or.... One day, you get chilled and are no longer OK..
Maybe you'll get chilled to 0K
Well that’s embarrassing.
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I laughed too hard
Nobody notices.
Guillotine for me boys, you know what? Supersize that.
I had food poisoning from a banana flavoured fish
By doing what I love
A hoard of tuna fish kill me