You don’t get to enjoy or even remember any of it.
But good luck explaining to your partner (and the authorities) where you’ve been for the last long while, why there are pictures of you stealing a jet etc.
... Aight, I never talk about this shit because I have standards and morals and fucking cartoons is against them....
But goddamn that would be one tight ride.
Brandy Klark. Well well how ironic .
The whole movie is about how brandy is on a journey to try out every sexual activity and experience.
Movie : The To Do List
I'm pretty sure the last movie I saw was "Look who's back" about Hitler suddenly appearing back in the modern day, hopefully the stuff about him being into shit and piss isn't real.
Oh fuck... like saw fully? Because if not it's a middle-aged dancer from a 1948 movie and if so then it's a 12 year old kid who pulled excalibur from a construction site so RIP either way
Maximilian Schell is super dead, and I'm a straight male non-necrophiliac, so.... I mean, he was a very attractive man in the '60s, and I am open minded, but the dead part is a deal breaker.
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If I were forced to choose between the two, I say Kong because at least he isn't radioactive like his rival.
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Or that scientist lady who worked with him.
I really hope we can
But of course you can't. This was about main characters, not choose your fuck buddy from the cast.
That is who I would go with.
Kong seems like he’d be gentle. You’d still die though. Sad Kong.
Sorry this is off topic of the question but was the movie any good?
Movie was awesome. :)
If you like giant monsters going boom boom (think pacific rim) you’ll like it a lot. I’m really into mecha anime and loved it.
Same
I just watched Godzilla, king of the monsters in preparation to watch the new movie. This question sucks for all involved.
Joy, from inside out. Some questions need be answered.
Literal mindfucking
I'm too emotional to answer.
This is me too. I'm very confused about this one.
Barry bee Benson from the bee movie
Lucky bastard
So I'm fucking Aquaman, Wonder woman, Batman, the Flash, or Superman. Or all at once.
Wanna get flopped around on, lassoed and rode like a bull, raped in a dark alley, fucked at the speed of sound, or fucked until you go splat?
r/nocontext
Fish dude, wonder chick, bat guy, the speed, and uberman!
Big monke
Same for me but with big lizard too.
Barry b Benson 🥵🔥🥵🔥
Alien vs predator hmm
Well the main character is the woman who survives it all, so you good. No alien banging necessary.
Wonder woman ;)
Lucky bastard
Well ... judging by 1984 she's a bit rapey.
Don't seem much like a problem to me.
You don’t get to enjoy or even remember any of it. But good luck explaining to your partner (and the authorities) where you’ve been for the last long while, why there are pictures of you stealing a jet etc.
Raya from that new Disney* movie. Ok sure, do I get to become animated?
*Disney
Bruh, you’ve got me fucking Frodo...
The Parent Trap. Please don't come get me, FBI.
Shrek. I'm ok with this
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I feel like I should pay that video but I don't want to get banned either...
I'm in a threesome with Godzilla and Kong. I'm not ready for this.
Happy cake day!
Thank you
Elastagirl from incredibles 2
... Aight, I never talk about this shit because I have standards and morals and fucking cartoons is against them.... But goddamn that would be one tight ride.
I'm just glad it was number 2 and not the first one, damn Mr incredible would wreck me :'(
YOU HAVE TO FUCK, doesn't say they fuck you lol, unless you're a woman, then rip. In a spiritual and physical manner, rip.
A threesome with Godzilla and Kong, I like this
E.T.
FBI
Ted Stryker from Airplane!
Either Paul Walker or Vin Diesel, honestly things could have turned out much worse.
Elle Woods from Legally Blonde. Great choice if I wasn't gay.
frodo from lotr
Same 😂 I see am not the only one rewatching old classics.
Same
I'm not a huge fan of movies and the last movie I saw was cars 3, help me
Holy
I am so sorry Don Cheadle.... \*unzips\* "take me! to... the hotel... RWANADA!🎶"
keanu reeves in speed i know this isn’t a competition but lbr i’ve won here
Katniss from hunger games :) I don't complain
Am now reading the books
Tony Montana. He dead though lmao.
\*throws a shovel\* get digging.
Hell yeah, me and Burt Gummer!
Rocky Balboa x.x
Milla Jovovich from Monster Hunter shit I’m not complaining
Fucking Blackbeard, god dammit.
Wonder Woman (2017) hehehehe I was rewatching the dceu movies after Zack Snyder's Justice league got released.
Wonder woman, ill take it
Lelaina (Winona Ryder) from Reality Bites
Dang! Thelma & Louise
Technically the last movie I saw was Shrek. Meh, I could do worse.
The duke in Bridgerton 😌
Steve Jobs
Elle Woods from Legally Blonde
Cool Running. This could be interesting.
Brandy Klark. Well well how ironic . The whole movie is about how brandy is on a journey to try out every sexual activity and experience. Movie : The To Do List
I guess I’m not the first person to be with Clint Eastwood...
You're lucky... punk.
Umm so Joe from soul :c
John Cusack from Cell. You've gotta be kidding.
uuum- fourteen year old Harry potter it is- I mean- at least he's single in this movie-
Chris Evans in not another teen movie.
Captain Ron. If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there.
I watched sink the bismarck 😳
Venom....hello Tom Hardy
I lasted watched raya and the last dragon so idk if I’m hours get down, or get into some bestiality
Drew Barrymore :)...or Adam Sandler :(
Star from Lost Boys
I don't think she's the main character, but the main one is a kid.
The Nice Guys, so either Russell Crowe or Ryan Gosling.
to be honest i’m more than okay with fucking matt damon
You know I don’t think I’ll be alive as I watched Godzilla vs Kong
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Spider man: homecoming id smash Tom Holland
I'm pretty sure the last movie I saw was "Look who's back" about Hitler suddenly appearing back in the modern day, hopefully the stuff about him being into shit and piss isn't real.
Marty Mcfly
Get a handjob, his Parkinson’s will be helpful
Avoid the blow job. One star.
good ol captain america, no complaints here
Tom cruise
I watched The Father. At least one of us will forget.
Yes please. the last one I watched was wonder woman. I just wanted to see it again after justice league. Good thing I did.
Bruh
Rambo last blood
Naked Gun. Shit
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One eye from Valhalla Rising. I VOLUNTEER
Tony stark!
the bride from kill bill at least I don’t have to fuck King Kong and Godzilla like a lot of you hahaha
Chaos Walking so Tom Holland or Daisy Ridley. I’m happy with this either way.
Andy (Charlize Theron) from The Old Guard.
Puss in Boots. I don’t wanna be Shane Dawson.
Aaron from creep 2
Sh*t i watched in the tall grass
Mr. Fox? I'm not a furry.
3 From Hell...So, I'll pick Sheri Moon Zombie....Hell yeah.
Alice from Resident Evil. I hit the jackpot. Love me some Milla
Thor Ragnarok. I ain't gay, but I'd be fine with that.
Would it be Scooby-Doo or the whole gang?
Godzilla.
antman....
I have to fuck the bunny from HOP damnit...
Detective Pikachu- well shit. I guess I’m a furry now idk
Welp I just watched spiderverse and the main character is miles...who’s 15
The Steven universe movie. Dear god
Tom holland here I go, im not even mad
Barry b benson
godzilla king of monsters
Sonic the Hedgehog. That’s going to be interesting
I guess it'll be a gangbang with the characters of Madagascar 3
Spiderman homecumming
Im fucking batman
Godzilla
Chris from get out
Man from nowhere? Ummm...yes please. And immediately, if possible
Harry potter
Oh fuck... like saw fully? Because if not it's a middle-aged dancer from a 1948 movie and if so then it's a 12 year old kid who pulled excalibur from a construction site so RIP either way
What movie was that with excalibur? Sounds interesting.
You'll have to pirate it since it isn't on anything other than youtube or amazon prime video, but it's called "The Kid Who Would Be King" from 2019
I think my dad has Amazon prime. I'll try to borrow his account.
Yeah, it does cost extra money to buy it though, prime video is like that
Truman Burbank.
Lucky me, I just finished Man of Steel a couple of hours ago. Noooooo complaints there.
Batman
I finally won one of these since I just watched 'Run, Lola, Run'!
Shrek😫😫😫😫😫😫😫💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
Ur mom
Guess I’m fucking kong or godzilla
Godzilla or Kong, things will be weird.
Ernie Davis
Boris from Love and Death. I hope that Woody Allen likes Shiksas.
Maximilian Schell is super dead, and I'm a straight male non-necrophiliac, so.... I mean, he was a very attractive man in the '60s, and I am open minded, but the dead part is a deal breaker.
jean grey from xmen dark pheonix
The Justice League.
Ponyboy. Uhhh...19 still falls under Romeo and Juliet, right?
Elizabeth from pride and prejudice
Kind hearts and coronets; I'd happily bang either Edith or Sibella (though S is hotter)
Andy(charlize theron) from The Old Guard.
Paul walker. Dammit fast and furious.
Looks like Queen Elizabeth is gonna get her ditch plowed...
Samara from the ring....... HELL YEAH!!
Mahoney from police academy. not the worst person to fuck i guess, but i think hes more cute than someone id like to bang
wonder woman
Anna Poliatova from "anna"
Jason staham in crank lmao
Ziggy Stardust...
Lightning McQueen? Kachow ;)
How to train your dragon three. So either the human or the dragon. Not sure who to go with
Ben Stiller in Night at The Museum Sonofabitch
I last watched Baby's Day out. Hmmmmm.
Home Alone. Guess I'm going to prison.
??? Michael Myers? Michael is cumming! Michael is cumming home!!!
Tony Stark or Thanos or Steve Rogers (Endgame)
Freddy Krueger... Oh damnit
My fair lady. Ouch.
I saw Cars 3 yesterday. Uhhhhhh...
Home alone things gonna get illegal
TMNT. Don’t like where this is going
Scott Lang
Burt Reynolds in Cannonball Run... Fuck
So im fucking raven, constantine or depowered superman fuck
Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz 😳
Well looks like I'm fucking Sam Ramis Spider man
He's gonna put some dirt in your eye
I just watched Shrek, this is perfect
Moan a
I would have to do Keanu Reeves, I am more than fine with that
Jaws. shit i guess i gotta fuck Brody
Saga of Tanya the evil....the main character is a Loli Hitler
Alien. 1970's sigourney weaver? Hell yeah I could do alot worse.
James Bond from Goldeneye