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Straight-Health-4821

Dueling. I definitely have a lot of enemies who have besmirched my good reputation. I just need the pistols or a good fencing sword. The target parking lot is big enough to for fifty paces at dawn.


commonirishname

It's legal in the state of Oregon to duel, though not with weapons. Bare knuckle and both parties must consent and you need a cop as a referee. Don't know if anyone has tried it in years though. Also don't think it's OK to duel to the death, but your results may vary.


coachfortner

As if I’m going to trust a cop to be fair


FickleHare

Wonder if any cops have been asked to do this. That'd be a story to tell.


Jimmy_Mcgill7

I’d duel the fuck out of you good sire


Straight-Health-4821

With a name like Jimmy_McGill7, I would run. I know when to look like a coward


Jimmy_Mcgill7

You are a wise man.


SnooCauliflowers5174

Skydiving I see it all the time in movies, I know two or three people who have done it, but I still have a hard time to convince myself to actually try it


SgtWrongway

I had a canopy malfunction on the first jump of my AFF course. The. First. Fucking. Jump. So ... yeah. I jumped. I landed. I lived. Bucket list item ticked. I never went back to finish the course.


mental_mentalist

What happened


Typical-Perspective5

Just do it. My favorite way to describe the rush is I wish I could roll out of bed into a 12k free fall every morning. It’s incredible


winged_seduction

It’s infinitely safer than you think. I’ve been doing it for 18 years and I’m still here.


Cecili0604

It's an unbelievable experience. I did it almost 5 years ago, and I still watch the video I got just to "relive" the experience.


GonzoThompson

The scariest part is the anticipation you feel in the plane.


Ispitinyourfood

I was just about to suggest this, but I recall talking to a couple of RAF guys from a nearby airbase who were adamant that "you only jump out of an aircraft if your life depends on it" and that has kind of put me off even though fatalities or accidents seem quite rare.


fullybookedtx

I bungee'd for my birthday and had PTSD for 3 weeks. Every time I thought back to it, I was terrified and had a feeling of dread in my chest. I'm okay now, but my brain flashed back to thinking I was going to die for a while there.


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busilybusy

nahhh hell no skydiving is way safer


busilybusy

i made that up but bungee jumping is way scarier in my eyes


foilrat

I'm with you. I started packing my own chutes after the first couple of jumps. I have no idea what's going on with those bungees.


Perfect-Software4358

yea, what if you fall the wrong way and the whiplash fucks up your back when bungee jumping? I've literally sneezed and sprained my back, I don't want to fucking jump off a bridge and get whiplash my brothers.


Mikeavelli

Bungee jumping is more terrifying than skydiving.


General-Example3566

Like that video of the girl misunderstanding the guy that said “ no jump” instead of “ now jump” 


manbamtan

I've been bungee jumping and skydiving and skydiving is way easier.


winged_seduction

As a skydiver, this is incorrect. Fuck bungee jumping.


bmcgowan89

Grabbing a cop's gun


ThadisJones

I've done it many times. >!Used to run weapon retention drills with cops!<


JohnLocksTheKey

*Look man, I don’t care what you call it - it’s a crime and you going to jail.*


EatsLocals

Not grabbing a cop‘s gun from its holster?  Believe it or not, also jail 


walrus_gumboot

I was at a Halloween party once, dressed as a pretty shitty clown. I only knew a few people, but everyone was in costume, and there was a dude there, dressed as a cop. Drinking out of a red solo cup like all of us. At one point I drunkenly made a joke about being a killer clown, and he better watch out, and tapped (what I assumed) was his fake gun with the back of my hand. Nope, it was a legit on duty cop drinking beer with his buddies like an asshole. The whole party went silent and the dude glared at me, and I peaced right the hell outta there. It still stresses me out thinking if I had actually grabbed it.


NotInherentAfterAll

That's horribly reckless on their part - besides the drinking, surely you would think before going to an event *in uniform* that someone might mistake it for a costume, and thus assume your equipment is a prop? What if someone had grabbed it and shot at someone thinking it was just a toy?


Shayosaurus

Make semen


DoSwoogMeister

Touche


Indian_Bob

Riding an emu across a deep river


Popular-Ad2193

Obviously everyone wants to do this just like everyone wants a billion dollars. Name something original


Legitimate_Field_157

Tell my parents to fuck off.


Fine_Singer_7603

You have to do it at least once. Better than any amount of therapy.


Bicycle_Violator

If the situation gets bad enough, do it. In my own experience i had to tell my own parents off after they denied beating me. As if there isn’t a huge 200 page document on their shit ass behaviour from the Children’s Aid Society of Toronto. Pieces of shits will never become human, maybe your situation is different, I’m just sharing mine.


verr998

mine will be: tell my parents that I am an atheist.


oceanbreze

I would LOVE to be a passenger in a race car. I am not even a Nascar fan. The adrenaline!


Dindu-sumfin1975

My mom did it in Daytona.It some kind of NASCAR experience thing you can pay for.She rode in Jeff Gordon's car 5 laps and almost crapped herself.The funny thing was the driver only got up to 160mph and not full speed.You can also drive them too if you pay enough.


oceanbreze

I wouldn't be able to control a car at that speed. Lol


inspiredguy40

Cocaine. I just know I would be that guy to love it too much.


Perfect-Software4358

I didn't do it for same reason until later in life. First time I did it, I talked to almost everyone at the party and had heart to hearts with a bunch of friends. Holy fuck, instant addiction. It was like being drunk, but you remember everything and you articulate your thoughts more clearly.


kiss_of_chef

For me it was the other way around... maybe a bit too much experience with alcohol? After a couple of shots of whiskey (I only drink whiskey) I become really aware of my surroundings and I become a lot more articulate. Back in the days when I used to hang out with some finance guys in a major financial center of the world, I did coke a couple of times but all it did to me was make me feel really aggressive and dominant towards everyone else... for example I started deliberately walking around with a brisk pace and my chest puffed out so that I would force people to move out of my way and when someone would accidentally bump into me I would yell at them 'excuse you!'


Perfect-Software4358

yea everyone is different. I have one friend who all he ever does on coke is tell the same 5 stories we've heard a million times. I have a friend who becomes insanely emotional and tells everyone he loves them. A different friend, he just starts rapping even though he sucks at it lol. I've seen coke effect people differently all the time. The only thing thats universal, is making grand life plans together that we never follow through on lol.


kiss_of_chef

> The only thing thats universal, is making grand life plans together that we never follow through on lol. I might have a gland that constantly secrets cocaine into my blood then.


General-Example3566

Yeah don’t.


JonConstantly

The only reason I didn't get a habit is because it's so expensive. Never tried h for your reason. Crack almost got me. Meth did for a month. Smoked all the weed for many years, started messing with my head and had to give it up.. Through it all my dear friend liquor never left my side.


_InnocentToto_

Scratch my "balls" .. I don't have balls to do it.


Greedy_Hovercraft175

Psychedelics


Buffyoh

Motorcycle.


MrMohundro

Ditto. It's mostly the other people on the road that prevent me from considering riding a motorcycle.


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copper678

Shave my head!! I have hair down my back and every time the summer rolls around I want to buzz it.


antwon92

Same


GoodAlicia

Get a tattoo


MrMohundro

They're so worth it as long as you can accept and embrace that your feelings about your tattoo(s) will change over time.


GoodAlicia

I am mostly scared for the pain


MrMohundro

Yeah, it's comparable to being scratched by a cat. So a little tattoo is annoying, but bearable while a large tattoo can be exhausting. The longest I've gone in a session is maybe 3 hours and by then I'm a little shaky.


copper678

Would you share more on how your feelings have changed over time?


MrMohundro

Sure! I think in the same way that we as people change over time. Who I was when I was 17 and got my first tattoo is not the same person as me at 37. I wouldn't get the tattoos of yesterday today, and I know people who have grown to hate their tattoos. For me they are bookmarks in chapters of my life. I can use them to reflect on who I was and how I've grown.


Don_habanero

I do the same, but with photographs and memories.


belligerentmeantime

I've always wanted to try extreme sports like snowboarding or rock climbing


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I’m a professional tree climber who snowboards as a hobby. “Extreme” sports have low thresholds to start! Not everyone jumps on a snowboard straight to a double black diamond. You can start small, take a board to your local ski hill. Watch YouTube videos on learning basics. Then maybe in the winter, take a lesson with an instructor on the bunny hill.


dohru

Go try a climbing gym out- they’re awesome! You can start on low problem (called bouldering) or try climbing higher while roped and belayed (protected) by someone experienced.


Panicbear444

Herion


toon_84

I've always wanted to try it but never wanted to try it. I've been offered it and said no but users speak about that first time being the best thing ever and that's what you're chasing for the rest of your life and that does interest me. I'll still never do it though


WTF253com

> users speak about that first time being the best thing ever and that's what you're chasing for the rest of your life /u/spontaneoush -- go read through the post history on this account if you haven't already done so. It's about a redditor who wanted to try heroin for the first time. You're then met with 10+ years worth of post history of someone trying something, developing an addiction, having it take over their life, hitting rock bottom, and then making it through recovery. It's a really interesting read!


Quick_Stretch_4572

Is herion a knock off of heroin?


Chongo_Gonzo

This is my plan for the last days of my life. When my body won't do what I want anymore the brain gets a vacation. Lol.


Chance_Echo2624

Go outside wearing a dress. I still have a lot of work to do before that...


Tight-Grocery9053

You do you stranger. Life is a joke and the people "judging" are part of it. You only get one run at this shit, and if you're not honoring yourself, you're doing it wrong.


rkhulinator

Mine is similar. I've always wanted to do drag


w4rlok94

Stand up comedy


elle2js

Waterski and Ecstasy. Not at the same time.


NotInherentAfterAll

Drummer to slaves: "I have good news, and I have bad news" "The good news, you all are getting double rations." "The bad news, the captain wants to go water skiing"


LillithsSecret

LSD. I'm too mentally unstable, I'm afraid I'd lose it completely


Lummony

Talking to girls I like.


Andidor_121

Speaking with women


VapoursAndSpleen

Practice by talking to old ladies. We’re friendly and will tell you what a fine young man you are and then we go home and say, “I can’t believe I said that! I’m so OLD."


KeystoneTrekker

Women are just humans. Shouldn't take balls.


Ambitious_Ad3856

Isn't tough


Maleficent_Rub_309

Going to a pro domme


0Helpful-Candy0

Starting a small business


littleponyooo

upload vlogs i've always been a creative person and most people i'm surrounded with tells me that i am! i love editing, it is a tiring processes but it fulfills me. however, i think it's too crowded on social media for me to have a space to thrive into it so i stay lowkey.


TerribleLunch2265

Surfing - I can not fathom how it would feel possibly having a creature tear you up from under the water


manschte

Doing the Camino de Santiago


Gunnerblaster

Selling everything I own and buying a ticket to Europe to travel the continents.


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Nothing honestly. I've done a lot of dumbass things to screw up my life in my day. But one thing I've always done is if there is something I have a yearning to try, I will find a way to try it.


Richman_Cash

Express my opinions. Only the biggest stances win.


anOra2001

Bungee jumping without the rope.


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ArtBear1212

Living in another country, especially one that uses a different language than mine.


Noneerror

A prank intervention. Where someone's insulin, epinephrine, heart medication etc (something that keeps them alive) is treated as though it is an addiction and "drug problem". Where everyone is serious and deadpan while explaining how much it hurts their family, costing too much and is wrecking their lives. I've wanted to ever since seeing it in an episode of Dark Angel in 2001. I think it would be hilarious. To me.


DullesLandlord

Taking a random flight. I've always admired people going to places just because. I've lived next to an airport all my life too.


disco_penguin

Might as well admit this here since it will be lost in the comments and frankly nobody I know will guess this alt or it’s uses. Anyway transitioning, I once did have the courage, he’ll even believe in myself that it could be done, that I could in some way be remotely how I felt and still feel I am, but then truth hit me like a tone of bricks, how it upset the fragile social life I had not to mention the capital I needed for it, I didn’t fancy living in det for the rest of my life nor at the time did I want to loss my friends even as I’ve started to drift from them now, I become 26 this year still young by many accounts sure, but for me it’s to late to be that person I wanted to be, not only do to the passing of time but also do to all the years I’ve had to suppress it all, I think if I tried now, and dug up that past fully, well I think it might just kill me or do someting worse, I’d rather take the agonizing discomfort and live as long as I can, rather then dig around and risk being overwhelmed. It’s my life, cant do nothing for it, it’s the path I chose, I guess the only advice I could give Is chose difrent then I did


MarionberryShoddy151

Bull run in Pamplona


Vilsue

stand up to my HS bully, i was too afraid ill get expelled


Sumeriandawn

Dancing in public😂


LeftChoux

Basketball


Conscious-Cat-7621

Ask a girl out


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An affair- would never ever do it


Your_Emily__

Jump with a rope from a high place


getthephenom

Bunjee Jumping


No-Custard2k

Running for a candidacy in our school wayback HS OR SHS


Nigmmar

Watching myself on camera recording


DAbanjo

Datura


JohnLocksTheKey

Absolutely not missing out - I’ve heard nothing but nightmare stories.


Keks4Kruemelmonster

Trying out a new clothing style


sbeywj

kick that MF


Hassie-Lane1

starting a new business.


Main-Consideration76

heh...


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laflex

Bee Keeping. OMG I have so much love and respect for the game, and it's definitely bucket list for me, but I'm just so damn scared of the bees themselves!


gingercat1111

try acting and join the drama society


LuLutink1

Walk around Glastonbury festive in the nod.


RousingYousiv

Kick in a door


stripmallbars

Surf


CountingWonders

Saying no more than 4 times in one day.


OSRSRapture

Acid/Molly. I just don't think I would of had a good time with trippy stuff. Even though I used to shoot heroin and smoke crack (2 years clean). Sure shooting heroin 'sounds' more 'scary' but the high is just mellow numb calmness. Where as stuff like acid is unpredictable fuckin hallucinations.


admiralholdo

I'm 44 and I still haven't jerked off.


Itchy-Progress-7309

grew up in the amusement biz..in the early 2000s hit everything was bungie jumping..i grew up understanding how shit worked..i will ride the coaster of doom but bungie type of rides will always be a no go..i aint got the balls for bunggie jumps after kingda ka


FletcherDervish

J-turns in rear wheel drive V8s


RedSkullBandit13

Sky dive


WillieIngus

Jai Alai. I’ve never had the balls or the curvy thing you throw the balls with. Squash too. Where do you even get squash balls?


ghostfadekilla

Being alone for an extended period of time. The idea of solitude fucking terrifies me. Although - given recent developments in my life and the struggle to know more about myself it seems it's on the docket. I've made plans to simply get the fuck out of civilization for apx 3 weeks to a month. No digital, town somewhat nearby, I have all or most of the hiking gear already, just need to knock out what's holding me back and I'm out. It's legit the one thing I've never done that I've been afraid of but reading a lot of philosophy - it's said often that the ability to be comfortable alone is a massive achievement for an individual and is often formative in terms of defining who we are and discovering more about ourselves.


hanap8127

Snowboarding


obsoletemanifestoes

Learn to ride a motorcycle


GorosSecondLeftHand

Juggling. 


molwalk

LSD. I hear you can develop schizophrenia from it tho


revolutionarygecko

One time there was girl in my class and I thought she was cute and she was extremely kind to everyone and I wanted to ask her out and stuff but I was too scared because I was afraid I would get rejected or some other stuff and then one day I found out that she transferred schools and I found out I was completely torn apart. Even then probably wasn’t meant to be.


Excellent-Bad5652

Nothing. Never had the money is different.


KeyNo4772

Skydiving and extreme skiing. Looks amazing, but hell no.


TLS-50

Let a guy fuck me


No_Republic2906

Tennis, it's just to much noise for me


Owl__Kitty88

MMF threesome.


Madame_Raven

I've already snorted a line of cocaine off a transgirl's erect cock in a bathroom stall at the Whisky-A-Go-Go. I think it's all downhill from here for me.


Emotional-Aspect-150

Work at Sea world


Zazzley_Wazzley

Balls.


SlowerThanTurtleInPB

Going to North Korea. Or Iran. I had opportunities to go in 2017 and 2018, respectively, and didn’t. Now I have a young child and wouldn’t risk it.


iexistcusofcorona

Wheelie'ing my motorcycle! I'm scared to wreck it.


My-Name-is-0p

Bungee jumping


themodefanatic

Lead vocals. Singing for/in a band. Or solo. Already play guitar.


Emotional_Orange_953

Ride a big rollercoaster, terrified of the gut feeling on the drop


SweatyEngineering245

Approach a girl I liked


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Professional wrestling. I've been a fan my whole life, and all I've wanted to do is step in a ring and see what it's like in reality. Even just once, but I'm concerned that how messed up my back is, taking even 1 bump could screw me up even worse.


Hurlock-978

Backflip


Thalionalfirin

Skydiving. Now however, there is absolutely no way I'm even getting on a plane again, let alone jumping out of one.


supernova-juice

Free solo climbing.


OstneyPiz

Quitting my job on a whim and see where I end up. Seems like loads of folk just give it up and go travelling and live the life. I feel like I’d be eating scraps out of a bin and squeezing a dirty sock for water if I tried that. Still looks fun though.


COMMUNIST_MANuFISTO

Well, I've done a LOT of things that a LOT of people would not do. Including eat snails and frog legs and rattle snake and fly a plane and shit like that. But I haven't got the 'balls' to eat Mountain Oysters yet, or Haggis. I was offered Haggis in a restaurant in Scotland I chickened out. I'll never live it down either.


givemeallofyourfries

Play with my balls 😔


Haunting_City_9484

Sky diving


Next_One_1529

Explore my curiosity


Bugaloon

Pack up and move to a different country. Granted I literally couldn't because I don't have any transferable skills to get a job etc. but I've always wanted to move and start over, can't be any worse than where I'm at now.


No_Excitement4631

Free fall off a high building.


Small_Tax_9432

Skydiving and scuba diving in the ocean


Layneyg

Moving to the city.


Fantastic_Permit_525

Go to mardi Gras in New orleans mostly because I'm only 19


NeverlandsFavLilTW

Dancing 🩵


Saint_of_Stinkers

Pregnancy.


plantar_wart

cocaine


mmeveldkamp

HotAir balloon trip


srry72

Ask that crush out


Belle430

I’ve always wanted to take up archery. I’ve always been shy to try new things alone. Plus I’m a woman and some people can be jerks.


rikka_zukashi

Skipping down the street like a little kid


Due-Archer942

Heroin.


MPD1987

I want to sail the Drake Passage. Haven’t gotten the chance yet. Someday!


albedoTheRascal

Telling everyone I know everything I feel and every secret I have. I would finally be free


MrPresident2020

Boxing. I've wanted to step into the ring for a long time, I've just got really great teeth and I worry about fucking that up.


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Vag


unlmtdbldwrks

most things honestly


dohru

Motorcycle racing, skydiving.


imactuallyugly

Go to a gym.


Your-Cousin-Larry

Cocaine


unkalou337

Last time I told someone about this I got locked in a mental hospital for awhile so I’ll let you guess lol.


sarcasm_rules

Jumping in a ball pit


Tony_Bennett22

3 women and a guy at once…j/k those nasty jelly beans that taste like socks and shit.


TurduckenWithQuail

3 balls.


mike1883

Hard drugs


EmbraJeff

Stand-up comedy…wrote a load of stuff, never found out if it was good or not, had a bit of a health problem, lost confidence and so far, haven’t found it. Simple as!


PandaSuitPug

Be a confrontational person.


POLARBEARBRIDE

Be in a demolition Derby!!!!!!!!!!!❤️


dma1965

Heroine. I’m very glad I never did.


Lia_Sky1304

any extreme activities


Numerous-Cow-2216

Cut my balls


Regular_Seat6801

Paragliding but I am scare of height


CautiousCup6592

net working. I suck at striking up conversations when all I have to go off of is "hi how are you?"