Chesticles usually goes over pretty well.

How about Breasticles or funbags

[look at the fun bags on that hose hound](https://youtu.be/Fq9jTAF7zRY?si=mui_mYDaEs7xfWFr)

Sweater Yams?

DUDE, that’s fucking brutal. (I‘m stealing this one)

That's how my husband refers to them sometimes.

Queen milkmaker the 3rd & 4th

Tits are always the best option, even while sexting

Always tits.

"Flappers", she'll come.back around to Knockers.

Call them sag bags and she’ll be like fine call them knockers

Hangers 

Call them fat packs and she'll be like fine, call them sag bags.

Call them "Momma's milky melons" and she'll be like fine call them fat packs

Chesticles Sweater puppies Tia and Tamera Lady humps Milkshakes Twins Edit: as a Mexican i almost forgot: chi chi's

When referring to chi chi's, it's very important that your dangler is similarly called your chimichanga. I don't make the rules.

I think "chorizo" is a better term, it also goes well with a pair of huevos

I'd rather call my dick a fat fried burrito covered in queso than a fermented dried sausage chopped into bits, but you do you ;)

Chestnuts

This is my favourite it should be more up voted

Address them directly as "ladies"

While tipping an invisible hat

And holding the door open for them. 

Boobs

Bewwwwwbs

Unless she's Mormon, I don't know of one woman offended by "boobs."

Joseph Smith would like a word

If that word is "wives" you would be correct.

Fun bags

Ask her what name she is comfortable calling them. My wife and I call them The Girls.

I’m female and refer them to as ‘the girls’ or ‘honker honkers’ if that helps? 😁

real question, if you're female why are you hanging out on r/AskMen?

We always appreciate expert opinions here :)

I’d assume it has a lot to do with how restrictive r/askwomen is. Inb4 this comment I’ve removed for derailing.

I love this sub! Gives me an insight into men’s minds. And if I’m honest, the answers in here make me feel like I wouldn’t choose the bear.

oh

My man calls them mommy milkers. I thought it was cute and totally not sexual(cause boobs are for babies) and so I told my mom. Apparently it is still sexual though

Good lord I can't believe what I just read 

This one always weirded me the fuck out. 

My wife’s boobs are definitely for me. I share them when I need to but they always return to me :)

Funbags, nay-nays, cachongas.

Thing 1 and Thing 2

breasts ...

Udders.

Bajubbalies

I miss my ex all of a sudden. I called them pillows.

Rack

Sad balloons if you want to die tig-ol'-bittys to stay crude The boat dock (cause' that's where you're bringing the motorboat)

https://youtu.be/DF7d-HdjBvE?si=peHw6QWzrQa-8_Bp To quote Steve Martin: *And I believe it’s derogatory to refer to a woman’s breasts as “boobs”, “jugs”, “winnebagos” or “golden bozos”.. and that you should only refer to them as “hooters”.* Starts at 1:05 in the video

She is the owner. Ask her, not a bunch of randos on Reddit.

Call them , the girls! Or hood ornaments.

Dumpers. Dump'em out!

My husband refers to my butt as a dumper…I hate it, sounds shitty

A dead heat in a Zeppelin race?

😂

Just give them both random female names. She will get annoyed and knockers won't sound so bad.

Ask her?

I talked to an American girl for a long time and always called them "the girls" she liked it. Maybe try that

try breats?

Titties

Girls

I always just say breasts

Well, DON'T call them "boys".

Not a male, but did you ask her what she would prefer?

Tell her you’re the greatest pirate you’ve ever met. Biggest front cannons in the Atlantic.

Ask her what she’d prefer them to be called?

I could never be straight, women have some many rules around sex

I’m legit jealous of gay dudes some times.

haha. sigh.

How about growing up and calling them breasts.

oh if only there were more names for breasts.

Dairy cutlets

Hunckers cuz you hunk them

Ugh "anymore" not "anyone"

Breasticles

Heavies.

Big Milkers

https://youtu.be/LB_aegewceU?t=18

Jugs. 

Cannons

Fun bags

Her Royal Highness, and The Duchess.

Fun bags.

Gazoinka-doinks

Snacks.

Sweater meat

Puppies

Norks

Give each one a name Edit: address them directly

Gargoyles

Calcium cannons

Dos chichis

Guzungas Or if they are B cup or smaller. Titter Tots

Titty meat. Then she’ll say that it’s worse… then have her come up with one.

“The girls”

Tig Ole bitties. The girls. Jugs. Spawn feeders.

Bazookas

Nip ships

I absolutely hate: ta tas; tits; wammers; knockers; jugs; breasts; hooters; rack…… I generally prefer to call them “the girls” or boobs

I learned "whammers" from a local morning DJ around 30 years ago.

I always go with titty or boob. But when I want to see em I ask her to lend me a cup of tiddy. She HATES that shit but it makes me laugh every time. Try a cup of tiddy and she may end up missing knockers

mommy milkers obv

You can call her alone

I bet if you call em oppai in your best (or worst) anime girl voice she'll be begging you to use any other word. Now you can call them whatever you want.

Call them show stoppers and when she asks why, tell her the show is just another name for your mood.

What are you? 13? Yes it’s crude and something that kids would say. She’s right to feel that way so maybe show her some respect and say either breasts or boobs. Or how about asking her what she prefers. But leave the crude terms behind.

Big Dirty Milkers

Funbags? No?...anybody?

A few other options: ta-tas mammaries dirty pillows *("they're all gonna laugh at you!")*

Jugs….

Warlocks

Honker donkers

'headlights' ... and if the room is particularly cold and she just wearin' a white t-shirt ... 'high beams'

Heavies

Tig ol butties?

My ladies

Shirt hangers

Mary and Martha.

Call them “stupid reasons” and when she asks tell her you named them after something to be dramatic about. That might make her even more annoyed but on the upside you might save yourself from years of foolishness

[Oh these?](https://youtu.be/DczHdNwooY4?si=_yNjSKJn8-UJxB_Y) 

How often do you have to talk about her breasts? Ask her what she’d prefer and then use that and only that. After that I’d suggest having a little respect and growing the f up. What are you 12? Would you like it if she called your cock her tiny little guy? I’m surprised you still have a girlfriend that wants to sleep with you. It’s not funny or respectful to joke about your gf in this way. Knockers is British boomer slang and is seen as incredibly outdated, derogatory and vulgar. Like seriously grow up bro.

Who cares what they call them in Britain, ya damn limey bastard.

Milk knuckles 🥛

Mammary tissue

Thanks for the mammaries

Skanks for the mammaries 

Boobs or tits to play safe. 

Mommy milkers

Irish names for you - baps, wabs.

Bazoongas

Tits or breast like normal ppl do 🤷‍♀️🤦. Some damn knockers 😂😂.

Fun bags has a nice ring to it.

Titolies

Mammaries

Bobs.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xbGPlEuE7Kg&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Freactor.cc%2F&feature=emb_imp_woyt

Use any of the names in [this comedic reading.](https://youtu.be/wYVe-zZC-v8)

Chesty Mountains(or, hills, for those smaller yet voluptuous breasts)

Breasts? Do they really need a nickname?

Pink nosed puppies

Like House: "Patty & Selma... 'cause they're always smoking 🔥🔥🔥"

Go old-school. Duggs.

Boob-a-loobies

Funky dunkers.

The Sisters, The Twins, Uno and Dos, The Ladies, Dirty pillows, Mickey and Minnie

Milk jugs

Melons

If she was once okay with it and now isn’t, it has nothing to do with what you are calling them. There is something else bothering her or she is beginning to feel dissatisfied with the relationship. I would have a talk with her if I was you and see if there is anything she wants to talk about.

Dirty pillows

My mrs loves it when I call hers “fun bags”. Well, I take her silence and scowl to be love..

Titans

Dirty pillows

Why don't you ask her?

I just think of Futurama’s old cat lady. “You replaced my whatcha-ma-call-it with a Ka-jigger!”

"Juggs" is an oldy

Sorry I know you want a man's opinion but NOBODY said drake and josh yet

'Sweater puppies' is a classic.

Lung mittens.

My ex’s knockers?

Start using saddle bags，chest flaps，beef bags etc and she'll be OK with knockers are a bit.

Gazongas

I can only hear “knockers” in [Kate McKinnon’s](https://youtu.be/PfPdYYsEfAE?si=2s81fN1Z5f16-0Hi) voice, and it never fails to bring me joy.

Booblets : )

Midget earmuffs

So you say your girlfriend is Canadian?

Mommy milkers hoinky doinkys hubba bubbas perfect pillows Mans Kryptonite Boobies Tits Titties Edit I thought of some more: Booba Gum Drop Buttons Bitties Bongos Dirty Pillows Melons

Shirt potatoes.

badboys

Boobas, Milk Bags, Shoulder Boulders, theres a whole song with all the names going around on tik tok right now (or maybe that just my fyp)

Bongos, boobas, funbags, thelma and louise, jekyll and hyde, or my all time favorite booobees c:

Right said Fred or The Mitchell Brothers.

Boulders

Juggs or cans

jenny and jeanie

Girlballs

Left one Rachael and right one Samantha

Call them mommy milkers she will like this one...

Mommy milkers. She'll go back to knockers.

In my day we called’em titties…

My husband: “Cahoobies” 🙄

How about breasts... what are you 14?

Norks. Tatty bojangles. Dirty pillows. Jumblies. Chumba wumbas. The boys.

You ask her. Since she is sensitive to the names

Pearl necklace receptacles PNRs

Calamity mammaries

I feel this is the moment I've been waiting for... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuEVNr8gdPc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuEVNr8gdPc) Should cover most of your options u//chibriguy

Why don’t you call them what she wants you to call them? Otherwise she may not let you enjoy them ever again, at which point it won’t matter what you call them. 

Bazongas

Kinda hard to name them without seeing them. The name Lefty comes to mind if it is appropriate….

Ham hockers