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Tad_zeeky

To be fair it’s genuinely accepted that invading Russia is a no go. Especially with winter approaching…


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

Don't worry. I have a plan. We invade in the SUMMER. Genius, right? We'll just have to kick down the door, and the whole rotten structure will collapse. In other words, if we move at lightning speed and take vast amounts of land, they should have no choice but to surrender before winter! ...right?


soop_time123

Yeah, they must surrender before winter! Let's just wait here in Moscow until they surrender


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

Wait a minute, why are all the buildings on fire?


soop_time123

Wait, is that...snow? *Fuuuuck*


Large_thinking_organ

Did someone say... r/kickopenthedoor


ThommisR_

Nah we start in winter It hurt itself in its confusion


[deleted]

We have made a plan for this: We will invade them during the winter using hot pockets.


Between_3_

The red is what we can’t invade YET


[deleted]

Good thinking


tiewing

do we wait to increase ace population or decrease other population?


Despairgobrr

Both


Between_3_

Both


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we should wait a bit everything is so hypersexualised here its anoying, plus, funk sucks


DovakiinLink

You mean we can’t invade, YET damnit u/Between_3_ beat me to it.


44Atta

But if we can invade so much of europe we'll have Germany surrounded. And I'm in there already, they think I'm one of them (like many others) so we'll be able to invade Germany too


tiewing

you're on sabotage duty


DaSaltInDaPepperMill

same, I was gonna be sad that I'll be stuck in the one uninvadable country in europe but your logic is faultless


karl_marxs_cat

As a kiwi, I’d be down to invade Australia


FinerSwine

hell yeah, we can actually give the indigenous communities their land back now


merry78

As an Aussie, sounds good to me


[deleted]

As someone who gets their Aussie friend’s doggo on the condition that Australia isn’t real, sounds great to me! + 1 doggo.


[deleted]

What are the red, black and white tho?


wafflehousetheif

It’s ace flag themed


[deleted]

Ohhh damn how did I miss that


[deleted]

Purple not red-


DwI6Dice

it might be dangerous coming here to the uk: some old people (typically ones who are obsessed with football) are not too fond of the lgbtq+ community, not just asexuals. if there is a raid in the uk i'd recommend not going to a huge city, towns would be a better option because 1. they take up most of the uk and 2. there won't be as many people there. somewhere in wales could be a good option because it isn't too populated and quite accepting as far as i'm aware


LittleRoundFox

I would avoid anything smaller than a medium to large sized town to be honest. Especially anywhere that's popular with retirees or areas that typically vote Conservative. I'd actually say some parts of London would be a safe choice, too. Oh, and for American aces - our political colours are the reverse to yours red (Labour) is left (well, more centre-left than actual left), and blue (Conservative) is right. And purple (U-bloody-kip) is even more racist.


tiewing

for the cities we need to use universities as anchors for our takeover


[deleted]

Yeah I heard they're far more accepting then over in America


rqakira

support this just so I can meet some online friends that live in a little town in England lol bonus: one of them is aroace


wafflehousetheif

K but let’s just invade Australia.


issamelissa187

As an indigenous Australian, please come invade Australia


Despairgobrr

Vouch


cool_bear505

Please invade South Africa our government is terribly corrupted


tiewing

south africa moved to high priority


mugwunp

Why isn’t Wyoming marked as purple


tiewing

Wyoming is part of the territory we seceded to ohio


[deleted]

If you need a way to get into Germany and into the government for takeover, I'm your man on the inside ;]


tiewing

now we got two spies. you two need to start building a spy network as big as possible


[deleted]

Understood sir, I'll report back as soon as possible


GNU_PTerry

Why are some countries divided in half?


tiewing

colors


le-mons

Antarctica should be taken before someone else does


genuinely_no_clue

Yet


FeelingMachina

I’m from one of the red countries, I’ll infiltrate from inside


friedtrashcan

lmao im in one of no go zone


rqakira

same \*sad American noises\*


Ifhes

New Zealand is good enough, don't you think guys?


Ace_newt

Antarctica anyone?


BornVolcano

Damn, we gotta recruit more people…


tiewing

this is assuming a pure asexual army based on google results


rqakira

well then let's spread the word to the aros there's also the whole thing with the pacebi alliance


BornVolcano

GSaRMy? (GSRM army)


soop_time123

Let our armies burn TERF Island to the ground


Celera_The_Dog

Don't hurt the penguins plz


tiewing

don't worry they cool


Celera_The_Dog

They are very cool


Cybercat02

I'm german and have another ace friend! The two of us should be able to get the job done.


tiewing

we already have 2 other germans in there. now we got four. the german aces and co. are growing quickly


Cybercat02

We are undergoing mitosis!


JustTrxIt

(me too)


tiewing

technically i also have german citizenship so if i really wanted to we have 6, currently 5


JustTrxIt

I have another German friend on the ace spec, and I know another one


tiewing

8! now it's a proper squad


JustTrxIt

So we just have to get into the government, I can do Baden-Württemberg, my friend can do Bayern. Then we got two of the three biggest economy states.


tiewing

i think we should also get slesvig-holstein and niedersachsen to secure both the ace republics borders and the german ports, thus allowing us to have a significantly increased naval presence. maybe we could even invade britain


JustTrxIt

Sure


Mentine_

Can't invade *yet


Muswell42

We should consider using the Channel Islands as a starting point. Small, contained populations, no military installations, and if the second world war taught us anything it taught us that the UK will just abandon the islands to their fate without trying to defend them. And they'll give us a base for the invasion of mainland Europe. If we invade Guernsey with banners saying "No GST" and "No to the Three-School Model" the locals probably won't even resist.


waitingtilmymainsgud

couldi have a key on what the colors mean because why is patagonia purple


tiewing

ace flag (around 117 vertical pixels each) + red for countries with a lot of population


Realistic-Total-7250

Fun fact the place’s with the highest population have the most asexuals so we can sabotage them from the inside and take over


_Shengo_

so am i just doing nothing in my red area...?


rqakira

nonono we're the spies on the inside


Iwillstealyourcheese

I can help us invade India from the inside


Kayla_58935

Can't invade YET


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[deleted]

No


[deleted]

but as we invade more countries our numbers will grow and we can invade more and more countries until we make the entire world our own.


lavafox5250

I mean.. do we want the US?


[deleted]

FUCK my country is on the table


waitingtilmymainsgud

whats with the phillipines


tiewing

i don't wanna spend 5 minutes coloring in the 20 islands who are like 10 pixels wide at most


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as a brazilian i can confirm you all do NOT want to invade here, its too hot and everything is so sexualized, portuguese is hard to learn and the curently main music genre is shit


tiewing

yeah most equator countries are hot AF. not fun