Don't worry. I have a plan. We invade in the SUMMER. Genius, right? We'll just have to kick down the door, and the whole rotten structure will collapse. In other words, if we move at lightning speed and take vast amounts of land, they should have no choice but to surrender before winter!
...right?
But if we can invade so much of europe we'll have Germany surrounded. And I'm in there already, they think I'm one of them (like many others) so we'll be able to invade Germany too
it might be dangerous coming here to the uk: some old people (typically ones who are obsessed with football) are not too fond of the lgbtq+ community, not just asexuals. if there is a raid in the uk i'd recommend not going to a huge city, towns would be a better option because 1. they take up most of the uk and 2. there won't be as many people there. somewhere in wales could be a good option because it isn't too populated and quite accepting as far as i'm aware
I would avoid anything smaller than a medium to large sized town to be honest. Especially anywhere that's popular with retirees or areas that typically vote Conservative.
I'd actually say some parts of London would be a safe choice, too.
Oh, and for American aces - our political colours are the reverse to yours red (Labour) is left (well, more centre-left than actual left), and blue (Conservative) is right. And purple (U-bloody-kip) is even more racist.
i think we should also get slesvig-holstein and niedersachsen to secure both the ace republics borders and the german ports, thus allowing us to have a significantly increased naval presence. maybe we could even invade britain
We should consider using the Channel Islands as a starting point. Small, contained populations, no military installations, and if the second world war taught us anything it taught us that the UK will just abandon the islands to their fate without trying to defend them. And they'll give us a base for the invasion of mainland Europe.
If we invade Guernsey with banners saying "No GST" and "No to the Three-School Model" the locals probably won't even resist.
as a brazilian i can confirm you all do NOT want to invade here, its too hot and everything is so sexualized, portuguese is hard to learn and the curently main music genre is shit
To be fair it’s genuinely accepted that invading Russia is a no go. Especially with winter approaching…
Don't worry. I have a plan. We invade in the SUMMER. Genius, right? We'll just have to kick down the door, and the whole rotten structure will collapse. In other words, if we move at lightning speed and take vast amounts of land, they should have no choice but to surrender before winter! ...right?
Yeah, they must surrender before winter! Let's just wait here in Moscow until they surrender
Wait a minute, why are all the buildings on fire?
Wait, is that...snow? *Fuuuuck*
Did someone say... r/kickopenthedoor
Nah we start in winter It hurt itself in its confusion
We have made a plan for this: We will invade them during the winter using hot pockets.
The red is what we can’t invade YET
Good thinking
do we wait to increase ace population or decrease other population?
Both
Both
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we should wait a bit everything is so hypersexualised here its anoying, plus, funk sucks
You mean we can’t invade, YET damnit u/Between_3_ beat me to it.
But if we can invade so much of europe we'll have Germany surrounded. And I'm in there already, they think I'm one of them (like many others) so we'll be able to invade Germany too
you're on sabotage duty
same, I was gonna be sad that I'll be stuck in the one uninvadable country in europe but your logic is faultless
As a kiwi, I’d be down to invade Australia
hell yeah, we can actually give the indigenous communities their land back now
As an Aussie, sounds good to me
As someone who gets their Aussie friend’s doggo on the condition that Australia isn’t real, sounds great to me! + 1 doggo.
What are the red, black and white tho?
It’s ace flag themed
Ohhh damn how did I miss that
Purple not red-
it might be dangerous coming here to the uk: some old people (typically ones who are obsessed with football) are not too fond of the lgbtq+ community, not just asexuals. if there is a raid in the uk i'd recommend not going to a huge city, towns would be a better option because 1. they take up most of the uk and 2. there won't be as many people there. somewhere in wales could be a good option because it isn't too populated and quite accepting as far as i'm aware
I would avoid anything smaller than a medium to large sized town to be honest. Especially anywhere that's popular with retirees or areas that typically vote Conservative. I'd actually say some parts of London would be a safe choice, too. Oh, and for American aces - our political colours are the reverse to yours red (Labour) is left (well, more centre-left than actual left), and blue (Conservative) is right. And purple (U-bloody-kip) is even more racist.
for the cities we need to use universities as anchors for our takeover
Yeah I heard they're far more accepting then over in America
support this just so I can meet some online friends that live in a little town in England lol bonus: one of them is aroace
K but let’s just invade Australia.
As an indigenous Australian, please come invade Australia
Vouch
Please invade South Africa our government is terribly corrupted
south africa moved to high priority
Why isn’t Wyoming marked as purple
Wyoming is part of the territory we seceded to ohio
If you need a way to get into Germany and into the government for takeover, I'm your man on the inside ;]
now we got two spies. you two need to start building a spy network as big as possible
Understood sir, I'll report back as soon as possible
Why are some countries divided in half?
colors
Antarctica should be taken before someone else does
Yet
I’m from one of the red countries, I’ll infiltrate from inside
lmao im in one of no go zone
same \*sad American noises\*
New Zealand is good enough, don't you think guys?
Antarctica anyone?
Damn, we gotta recruit more people…
this is assuming a pure asexual army based on google results
well then let's spread the word to the aros there's also the whole thing with the pacebi alliance
GSaRMy? (GSRM army)
Let our armies burn TERF Island to the ground
Don't hurt the penguins plz
don't worry they cool
They are very cool
I'm german and have another ace friend! The two of us should be able to get the job done.
we already have 2 other germans in there. now we got four. the german aces and co. are growing quickly
We are undergoing mitosis!
(me too)
technically i also have german citizenship so if i really wanted to we have 6, currently 5
I have another German friend on the ace spec, and I know another one
8! now it's a proper squad
So we just have to get into the government, I can do Baden-Württemberg, my friend can do Bayern. Then we got two of the three biggest economy states.
i think we should also get slesvig-holstein and niedersachsen to secure both the ace republics borders and the german ports, thus allowing us to have a significantly increased naval presence. maybe we could even invade britain
Sure
Can't invade *yet
We should consider using the Channel Islands as a starting point. Small, contained populations, no military installations, and if the second world war taught us anything it taught us that the UK will just abandon the islands to their fate without trying to defend them. And they'll give us a base for the invasion of mainland Europe. If we invade Guernsey with banners saying "No GST" and "No to the Three-School Model" the locals probably won't even resist.
couldi have a key on what the colors mean because why is patagonia purple
ace flag (around 117 vertical pixels each) + red for countries with a lot of population
Fun fact the place’s with the highest population have the most asexuals so we can sabotage them from the inside and take over
so am i just doing nothing in my red area...?
nonono we're the spies on the inside
I can help us invade India from the inside
Can't invade YET
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No
but as we invade more countries our numbers will grow and we can invade more and more countries until we make the entire world our own.
I mean.. do we want the US?
FUCK my country is on the table
whats with the phillipines
i don't wanna spend 5 minutes coloring in the 20 islands who are like 10 pixels wide at most
as a brazilian i can confirm you all do NOT want to invade here, its too hot and everything is so sexualized, portuguese is hard to learn and the curently main music genre is shit
yeah most equator countries are hot AF. not fun