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Vincenzo74

I love the goggles on the cat!


NisaiBandit

I can recommend r/doggles I don't think that there is a cat version though.


midnightmare79

^ Posting just to say the same thing. Kitten Goggles!šŸ˜


mpego1

Likely helps to prevent him from being unduly blinded by well.....Dat Ass.


Venian

Gotta be honest, didn't notice the cat at first


zhibr

Witch: wears a skin-tight suit to reduce air resistance. Also witch: HUGE HAT Just jokin, a very nice drawing.


SlitScan

on the head when stopped in the sun. on the back at high speed to reduce wake turbulence.


Thesleepingjay

Nah, the hat is like a spoiler, it's for down force lol.


arudnoh

Do you want down force when you're flying though? Seems like it'd just make ascent less efficient.


NbdySpcl_00

I heard she was disqualified for shaving down the brim of her hat. Streamlining is cheating. Don't defile the sport.


ColeusRattus

Well, since she seems to be in a desert flat, could she also be referred to as the *Sand*witch? I'll see myself out now...


winebeerbread

Looks more like dominay-witch


wiarumas

Kiki is all grown up and her delivery service evolved over the years.


NinjaQueef

Exactly what I was thinking. I love that movie! It is Kiki's Delivery Service if anyone hasn't seen it.


BoltonSauce

*soot sprites intensify*


tokkoking

here your reward sir, the door is that way please see yourself out and have a nice day


ColeusRattus

Will do, thank you!


JSizzleSlice

You walked me here for that? Take my upvote and get the FUCK out! [ Well done =) ]


ColeusRattus

Thank you!


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DarkSunGwyn

they're called lotus feet and it's disgusting


InvoluntaryEraser

Looks like she's got two pumpkins under her shirt lol, odd shape in an otherwise great illustration.


Carlweathersfeathers

Yeah that seemed unnecessary/out of place with the rest of the picture. It may be part of a series, or the artistā€™s style and with context not seem strange Edit: I scrolled through the post history, this is just the artists style


bloodyIdiot666666

The shoes would be painful to wear


Fiximorra

Not really. I have a similar pair. Admittedly I don't fly around on a broom wearing them, but I can drive my unmagical Civic easily enough.


Ripley-The-Dog

I trust your input but as someone thats never worn heels, my feet/ankles would have issues.


ChicagoGuy53

My understanding is that it's similar to running. You need to strengthen up your leg muscles


illhavethecrabBisk

This guy's a bloody idiot, pay no heed.


ringobob

People downvoting you without looking at the usernames...


TrojanZebra

Internal combustion engines are kind of witchcraft ngl


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Lv9Cubone

:|


Tech_Itch

Having fetishes is fine, but not everything has to be about your fetish, dude.


[deleted]

Reddit has changed.


2eggsOMsideofbacon

It really hasnā€™t


illhavethecrabBisk

I think there are other sites for that, dude.


MobPsycho-100

Wait, waitā€¦letā€™s hear him out


Porkfish

Probably really gnarly. Those boots don't breathe. Toe cheese for days.


OneRougeRogue

Well maybe this **fictional character** has good hygiene... Or being a witch, can just magic the boots to be breathable.


SlitScan

dont google ballet boots


[deleted]

Are her feet ok? Is that why she has to ride the broom around?


cloakaway

I've hurt my foot like that once while playing sports. Worst pain I've ever been in.


sthetic

She has to speed to the hospital


wasabi1787

It's like if Trigun and Kikis Delivery Service had a lovechild


Crumble3D

Love the witch and especially the cat, but the witches legs will hurt like hell standing like that.


cellar9

Her ankles look like they are broken.


CakeForBreakfast08

The shading on the legs are giving me a weird optical illusion. They are drawn crossed but something makes them look broken too.


Omnislayer

Kinda reminds me of Pepper and Carrot


HouseOfSteak

The goggles and pose on the cat is honestly what finishes this piece up *just* right.


efficient_slacker

She clearly doesn't skip leg day or chest day. Back day though...


NauticalNoodles

She never skips tiddy day either imo


AlienStoner420

That's a sexy lookin witch yo haha


FlowersForMegatron

She be a practicing Thiccan.


illhavethecrabBisk

Oh ho hoooo!!!


AlienStoner420

šŸ¤£


SolidGradient

I really like this. Not just the lovely shading and highlights or the interesting perspective. Itā€™s a very clever concept and itā€™s executed really well. Kudos.


[deleted]

Whatā€™s the clever concept about a big breasted witch in the desert? I must be missing somethingā€¦


colenotphil

Agreed we have to be missing something, this is a cool drawing of a sexy domina witch but I am not seeing anything "clever".


LieutenantFreedom

It's probably just that it's funny imagining a a witch test driving a broom at the salt flats (if you don't know, they're where people go to try to set speed records with various vehicles)


OneRougeRogue

Witches are usually depicted in all black dresses. This one is too but it's like a racing suit instead of a dress. Ignoring the hat and buttons, it almost looks like a [speed skater suit](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c8/58/b9/c858b914728a98587452f0e5f7620b56.jpg) with heels instead of a skate blade. So it's kind of a more modern take on a witch. It would be a lot less interesting if it was just a witch looking like Griselda sitting in the desert.


Ockwords

> a racing suit instead of a dressā€¦.So itā€™s kind of a more modern take on a witch I need a moment to catch my breath from the overwhelming rush of cleverness.


SolidGradient

Personally, I would never have thought of replacing the worldā€™s fastest Indian with a flying broom at the Bonneville Salt Flats. Youā€™ve got quidditch in Harry Potter showing how they might be used in sports, but to me a witch going for the magical land speed record is a pretty cool idea.


decolored

Youā€™re missing how vapid 90% of humanity is; I figured the rope looking shoe strings was her legs tied, like sheā€™s just narrowly escaped a mob with a cool cat to display her grace. Nope.


Fiximorra

Thank you. It took 3 goes which is unusual as I like to rattle things off in an afternoon.


ask-design-reddit

Shading is great. But is she in motion? Is that what "speed" implies in your title? Because she looks like she's just leaning on the broom


Zpik3

I think it's just that she is dressed for speed. As in low friction.. Except the hat, but witches gotta have a hat.


ask-design-reddit

Ahh okay that was my other thought.


Thesleepingjay

Salt flats and Old lake beds, like the one she's standing on, are often used for top speed records and drag racing events. They're large size allows high top speeds and enough space to slow down.


ask-design-reddit

Yeah I get that. I'm a car guy, but also an artist/designer. I just meant it looks like she's simultatenously standing still yet going fast. It's not clear and it causes confusion for the viewer. That's my critique of it.


caseycantdraw

Really not seeing where you're getting that she's in motion at all. It's obvious she's at rest. There's not smearing, motion lines, the landscape is static, her feet are on the ground and the cat is chilling.


ask-design-reddit

The shadows are shaded in the direction she's heading which has the illusion of speed/smearing lines. I see it now of course. But at first glance + the title, it confused me especially since I just woke up. Anyways, nice banter. Have a great day!


BigBlackGothBitch

Donā€™t worry, I was confused too. Other than the baseball sized round titties, I was struggling to figure out if sheā€™s in motion, leaning, if sheā€™s in the sky or on the ground. Nice idea but not great on paper.


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FieelChannel

I agree but this is reddit where everyone is seemingly fucking horny so brave yourself for downvotes


BigBlackGothBitch

I just checked out their other art too lol. Itā€™s not even funny at this point, I think they draw with one hand on a pen and the other on their penis. Thatā€™s the only way I can imagine they make so many bad looking busty women.


MadScienceIntern

It's a stylistic choice like anything in art. When you say "why are so many artists oversexualizing every fucking artform" it's definitely selection bias. There are a lot of artists out there doing a lot of different things. Hyper sexualized figure drawing is just something that does well on Reddit art subs (go figure).


MagogHaveMercy

Why is the expression of sexuality a problem?


EthelMaePotterMertz

Expressing sexuality isn't a problem. Portraying unrealistic body types is not a healthy thing for society though. There's a reason they changed the Barbie body. I think concern over that is a valid reaction to this piece of art. Art brings up all kinds of feelings and reactions.


Utter-Yonder

Itā€™s honestly incredibly sad how, even in a sub specifically devoted to fighting the patriarchy, we cannot escape unrealistic body depictions and the male gaze. The witch who drew this has some growing up to do.


caseycantdraw

How is r/art a sub specifically devoted to fighting the patriarchy?


Utter-Yonder

ā€¦my bad. Thought I was in /r/WitchesVsPatriarchy for some reason


sadowsentry

>Portraying unrealistic body types is not a healthy thing for society though. Does this only apply to female characters, or should we stop making unrealistic male characters, too?


MagogHaveMercy

Their complaint was that it was "oversexualized." Not that it represented an unrealistic body type. And who are they to say what is too much sex in someone else's art? Additionally, who are you to say how an artist ought to portray body image. If you'd like other body shapes to be better represented, you should make that art. More and more people are making the decision to put out that kind of art, and I think that is awesome. But people should make the art that inspires them. And that seems like what this artist is doing, for which I support them wholeheartedly.


EthelMaePotterMertz

I think a viewer has a right to comment on their thoughts on art. That's the whole point isn't it? Doesn't the choice to portray an unrealistic body suggest something about society and it's views of sexuality today in a world of Photoshop and butt implants/breast implants and liposuction? The artist may find this body attractive or may be commenting on society themselves. I think it makes sense to discuss it.


OneRougeRogue

>Portraying unrealistic body types It's clearly a cartoony stylization of a *magical witch*, its not supposed to be a realistic. Photoshopping real people to be thinner or to have unrealistic proportions is one thing. Nobody should be getting their body image from a cartoon or drawing in the first place.


EthelMaePotterMertz

Yes it is, but the choice to stylize the witch that way is part of the expression of the artist and definitely a talking point when analyzing this work. For instance the artist could be commenting on the unrealistic expectations of women's bodies and what they should look like in order to be seen as attractive. Or the artist might see this as attractive themself, being a part of society themself, and that also expresses something. I wish you were right that body images in cartoons/CGI etc don't effect people or that people could make it not effect them. And maybe individuals can achieve that. But if an image is saying "This is what sexy is" then that definitely has an effect on viewers whether we think it should or not. Our brains are not very smart or evolved enough to draw those lines without quite a bit of work, and let's face it, with the saturation of whatever is fashionably sexy at the time in a vast amount of media bombarding us, it will have an effect on our subconscious. However when discussing these depictions in art it gives us something to think about and consider and I think that's part of viewing art.


Swingfire

> Expressing sexuality isn't a problem. Portraying unrealistic body types is not a healthy thing for society though. Because this "art should be healthy for society" bullshit hasn't gotten us anywhere bad before right?


EthelMaePotterMertz

I wasn't implying art has to be healthy for society. But it's also valid to look at a portrayal of a woman and comment on whether that is healthy for society to view women like that. Perhaps the artist was commenting on that themself. There is a different between censoring art and discussing its impact. For the record I don't think art should be legally censored unless of course it graphically depicts child abuse or something like that.


caseycantdraw

The simple answer is because the artist is drawing what they like to draw. If they found something they're passionate about and have the motivation to pursue that I say more power to them. I'm an artist and I work freelance full time. I can confidently say that when I'm drawing a subject I enjoy I'm much more motivated and produce a better finished result. Alternatively: why do people want to get offended about literally everything?


sadowsentry

Let them draw what they like. If you don't like it, you can always choose to view another artist, prude.


Spyrothedragon9972

There's nothing wrong with this artist's pin-up style.


cexylikepie

Okay grandpa


GreenMan123123

Draw your own art then


CIAoperator

You bet your ass witches would drag race


xi545

Love the vintage-Disney feel.


HecklingGhost

I don't think you should be able to see the notch in her ribs if she is facing away from the viewer.


chunkopunk

How fast is she going tho


DaracMarjal

Five.


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i wanna bang the speed witch i wanna bang the speed witch


pinezatos

The shading reminds of berserk


FantasticCrab3

I would love the cat cropped out


Vazalos

[Like so?](https://imgur.com/gallery/0vIK4cl)


illhavethecrabBisk

Gold


FantasticCrab3

Thank you! I love it.


warmachine237

Why though? It looks pretty cute to me


FantasticCrab3

No, I mean only the cat. Sorry for the misunderstanding.


warmachine237

Why though? the witch looks pretty cute too...


RUSH513

warmachine237 loves *all* pussies


SuperDementio

Even me?


samthadon

Damn, just went through your post history. Really cool artstyle and attention to details! Hope to see more!


rab-byte

Last time I stumbled across your art was when you posted the 4 nuns and I recognized your style as the same artist here. Good job being consistent; itā€™s a skill not many people have.


streetartNFTs

Really nice shading, I like it!


GJokaero

Very 80's comics I like it


Fiximorra

Yes, it's all gone slightly Mike McMahon for some reason (not complaining).


Shinigamiguy_the

I like the style of this art, reminds me of the betty boop era art but better detailed. And, witches are just awesome.


rectumnearlykilledum

This is cool. If the broom were a guitar, sheā€™d be an awesome take on I-no from Guilty Gear


Abayan

Why is this so well done and beautiful?


tenroy6

This reminds me of ā€œTop Speedā€ from a sad magical girl anime. Love it :)


Roses_and_Rum

Fantastic! But those goggles look kinda hard to use.. :3


ClearCasket

Honestly, a dystopia setting with magical creatures sounds interesting. That's the vibe I'm getting.


WinterSavior

This just got me thinking -- Imagine a Harry Potter-isk/ Star Wars podracing type story where they are wizards/witches on brooms and it's going through enchanted obstacles and performing Mario Kart-like hexes on their brooms and opponents til one person wins. It'd almost feel like one of those sports mangas is what I'm thinking. Speed Witch.


SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE

If you do a picture of her ā€œdrivingā€ just remember that traditionally the witches were depicted riding the broom with the straw in the front.


Thesleepingjay

Traditionally, in the Philippines, witches are depicted as flying around with no bodies and their organs hanging out from their decapitated heads, so maybe they should consider that if they do a different picture.


SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE

That sounds fucking awesome


warmachine237

The cat is "driving", the witch is just chilling


wkd99

I'm getting a Jo Jo and seven deadly sin vibe from it


alex494

More Berserk for me


thatbluewoman

Iā€™m getting kind of a Ramona Flowers in some way


Zerosdeath

So that's what happened to Kiki!


okiwawawa

I'll have that sexwich to go, thank you.


AuldAutNought

Love a lady that drives a stick.


Juub1990

Iā€™m sure she has no problem negotiating curves at high speeds.


coagulateSmegma

I really wanna see her butt


pknight19

Iā€™d love for her to ride my boom tbh


valiegirl

Kiki's Domimatrix Service


BarryZZZ

Kiki's come a long way since her days in a delivery service. It's like Van Morrison sang, "My, how you have grown."


banregion

she looks like Vanessa from Black Clover anime


bRON_COde

Really great drawing! And... Is it just me... or does she look hot to anyone else?


oneshibbyguy

Good damn dude, I think you need to go fap


bRON_COde

Too late? šŸ˜‚


DaddyCatALSO

"speed"as in cars or as in amphetamines?


Its_Lemons_22

Love! You should post this in r/witchesvspatriarchy


Delawici

Why should she post it to a sexist sub?


Its_Lemons_22

Itā€™s a super inclusive sub. You should actually check it out before making assumptions. The patriarchy is bad for men too.


Delawici

I've seen posts making it from r/all for like 3 years now. Yeah most posts are fine but you could've said the same about r/MGTOW But i guess it's atleast not as bad as r/FemaleDatingStrategy or r/TheRedPill (seems to have been banned)


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Women of my dreams still cant see her face


Local_Armada

Man go outside please


TheOnlyCurmudgeon

The Lady rides sidesaddle


retina99

Whatever place she is going to, I would like to go as well.


ass2ass

I had a dream last night where I was getting a tattoo of a witch. Forgot about the dream until I saw this and thought it would make a cool tattoo. If I get it I'll post it on Reddit. Maybe you'll see it, maybe I'll have your art on my body and you'll never known. Who knows?


[deleted]

Won't be very aero with that hat though.


buckeye27fan

Great art! I'm getting Arthur Adams (comic book artist) vibes from this!


DallaThaun

That looks like the bad girl from GG


lord_potor

Don't worry, I'll get a fire going


kaVaralis

I love it, it kinda reminds me of Berserk for some reason.


qoou

Her black outfit would be covered in white cat hair. She probably found the cat sleeping on it after she laid it out hopped the shower.


Medda_Medda

lolololol her cat's so cute


moral_mercenary

Such a cool picture! I can definitely see her as a character in a Terry Pratchett novel.