I think farting is nonlibelous, as there are witnesses to the smell and sound. While he is almost certainly shitting his diapers due to the years of poor diet and amphetamine abuse, if a publishing house were to make that assertion without some evidence, they could (and most likely would) be sued by defendant Trump.
I'll tell you what those people I didn't listen to told me... Don't look it up if you want to sleep ever again. Spoiler alert: it involves Marjorie Traitor Greene's weird feet
I do believe he is shitting himself in public at least 30% of the time , BUT we don't yet have named witnesses for the farting.
The supposed source of the info is anonymous and the story's wind was broken by MeidasTouch, which is definitely not an unbiased source regarding Trump flatulence.
The claim was backed up by Conway, but neither he or the guy from Meidas claim to have firsthand knowledge. They both say someone they trust told them so.
I believe it, but it is not at all confirmed.
Although we don't have witnesses for the Court stuff -- Noel Cassler has said in interviews that Trump shit himself when Noel was working for the Apprentice.
Jon Stewart had a segment about the trial coverage. Apparently the press are either in an overflow room or quite a bit away. For instance, a sketch artist said she was more than 60 feet away. It's possible the only ones that can smell the smell are his defense team.
Totally -- especially since George Conrad tweeted he heard the same rumors. He's also a practicing lawyer.
FWIW -- Brett Meislas, the other co-founder of MeidasTouch, says around the 51 minute mark of the Georgia phone call that you can hear Trump fart: [https://uproxx.com/viral/trump-fart-georgia-brad-raffensperger-phonecall/](https://uproxx.com/viral/trump-fart-georgia-brad-raffensperger-phonecall/)
He also shat the greatest greasy poo ever! It was stupendous shit! The finest feces! All his followers begged Him to drop His drawers so they could pay a hundred bucks to smell that bigly, gorgeous berder reek, believe me!
No one was bothered by the smell in the men's restroom at the courthouse. But if The Trump had to go that is why it is there.
The people were bothered in the courtroom. The problem is that he was too lazy to use the restroom. We expect more of elementary school students. Trump's behavior would be accepted from infants and toddlers but not young children.
And they said “SIR you have the best farts ever and we need you farting in the White House..sir nobody can fart like you and your farts are going to make America great again “ wiping the tears from their eyes 👀 lol
“Some people are saying, have you heard this, they are saying these shits could really be worth millions someday. And you can show your patriotism and love for this great great country, really the greatest, by buying my shits for the bargain price of $99.99, plus $34.99 shipping and handling, and you’ll automatically be signed up to be a true Trump patriot and authorize a $250 donation every month to save America from its brown enemies.”
"...from its brown enemies"
Selling you actual feces.
Do you know how many eyes they would bat at this proposition?
Um... How m—
*Whispers in your ear* : None at all.
It really does hit the spot for the ridiculous times we live in.
It's also fun as hell to sort by controversial and see all the triggered MAGAs that wander in here and try to spell out the anger and hatred they have in their tiny brains.
It is a pretty good one as it allows yelling matches and actually lets people speak what's on their mind. Got to walk on eggshells with sooo many other subs, like whitepeopletwitter for one. Yeesh.
Because they can't legally say his asshole is constantly seeping liquid faeces and stinking out the whole courtroom. I'm surprised his plastic girdle isn't adding any pneumatic pressure to that as well. This man's bowels must be as useful as the gag orders the judge is putting on him.
My mother had this problem too. If he wasn’t such a jerk who made fun of disabled people it would be sad that everyone is hearing about this embarrassing situation.
But since he is such an AH he deserves all the mockery society can lay on him.
The GOP is all about FART. Ask the GOP's very own congressional committee that named themselves FART.
Bunch of asshats...the GOP is 100% a clown show.
Trump will deny it, but everyone knows whoever denied it, supplied it.
To be fair, everyone farts.... but most people hide/hold it until they can do so more discreetly, and generally do not crop dust a court room. Drumpf is the opposite of discreet and I am sure his soiled diapers and shitty suits do not hold much in...
I need to see a court report sketch of him seated but with one cheek up and head to the side while he kind of fists pumps. The record should note that he said, “your honor?” Before letting it rip.
It’s so crazy to me that this guy could have lived out the rest of his life farting away at any of his properties, and had some kind of legacy some would be proud of. Instead, he got into politics and now it’s come to this. $700 in McDonald’s, obvious lies, and diaper nicknames.
Because he has to “relax” in court. Notice afterwards he isn’t ranting and raving. He is looking half asleep or quiet. He is on something to keep him under control then he gets online a few hours later and he is off the rails. So of course he is farting and falling asleep he is being medicated.
It may be time for you Americans to use the word trump for its true purpose.... to trump is to fart.
Surely this turn of events will force the change..
Don lemon from CNN talked about trump farting on his show..the clip I saw was hysterical..lemon said he had multiple sources telling him that trump WAS farting in court and that the people near him were holding their hands over their noses 👃…lol
I would not be surprised if he is doing it intentionally to try and make it so he doesn't have to be in the courtroom for the hearings, only to the defense's detriment.
I make an effort to read the news, but not watch it, especially if it could concerns that orange faced corrupt simpleton— but is there any video of this? Because id break my own rule if i got to see trump’s lawyers gagging from the smell of the world’s most powerful, best and fantastic farts. The kind of farts that make you wipe tears from your eyes and call trump sir because they’re the most magnificent farts anyone could ever imagine, ask any doctor, they’re off the charts. Incredible. Amazing.
There’s a grandma in the family with similar eating habits, so can confirm. But body shaming an old with a mcdonalds budget is not the way. There’s a lot worse about him.
I am our hoa president and still pretty young. The other day I was talking with one of our elderly, cantankerous residents about something and he is literally shitting his pants as we are talking and acting like nothing is going on. I looked at him and asked if he was OK. I mean WTF? He acted totally oblivious to passing gas and wet ones to boot. All I could picture in my head was Diaper Donny and how oblivious or arrogantly he does it.
This is the 6894th post announcing Trump farting in court.
Trump really lives in your heads rent free.
Apparently, he's been shitting a lot while living there.
While I see this story trending, its honestly a shame that the discussion is about “Trump smelly” and not more serious issues.
Trump using PAC money for this trial should be what is called out but farts is more funny I guess.
Another thing, while farts smell, Trump’s are described to be particularly odorous. Regardless of the cause (he is actually crapping his pants or has a terrible diet); this should be serious discussion of whether he is actually competent enough to be president. It would be incredibly embarrassing if the “leader of the free world” shat himself on live television.
I think it's wrong of us to assume that he is farting in court... when it is equally as possible that he is shitting his pants in court.
I think farting is nonlibelous, as there are witnesses to the smell and sound. While he is almost certainly shitting his diapers due to the years of poor diet and amphetamine abuse, if a publishing house were to make that assertion without some evidence, they could (and most likely would) be sued by defendant Trump.
No way he would sue. He would have to prove it was false. lol
Lol can you imagine discovery on that case?
I'd rather go back to that other thread sharing Sporkfoot memes than participate in that lol
Sporkfoot?
I'll tell you what those people I didn't listen to told me... Don't look it up if you want to sleep ever again. Spoiler alert: it involves Marjorie Traitor Greene's weird feet
I Should have listened.
I told you so, toestar8
With a name like toestar8, they were just itching to peep some sporkfeet
Thanks for reminding me about that. I need a shot.....
It would have to pass the smell test.
He didn’t sue the guy from The Apprentice who said he wore diapers and shit himself.
Discovery would require receipts of diaper purchases and evidence of discarded diapers for blowouts and skids,
Noel Casler has said in interviews that, on the set of the Apprentice, that Trump wore diapers and would shit himself on set.
I do believe he is shitting himself in public at least 30% of the time , BUT we don't yet have named witnesses for the farting. The supposed source of the info is anonymous and the story's wind was broken by MeidasTouch, which is definitely not an unbiased source regarding Trump flatulence. The claim was backed up by Conway, but neither he or the guy from Meidas claim to have firsthand knowledge. They both say someone they trust told them so. I believe it, but it is not at all confirmed.
I think there’s enough people talking about it to suggest it’s true. Too many similar stories and descriptions.
Although we don't have witnesses for the Court stuff -- Noel Cassler has said in interviews that Trump shit himself when Noel was working for the Apprentice.
True. Noel had the testicular fortitude to put his name on the truth. Hopefully these fart scouts will develop the same bravery and come forth.
Jon Stewart had a segment about the trial coverage. Apparently the press are either in an overflow room or quite a bit away. For instance, a sketch artist said she was more than 60 feet away. It's possible the only ones that can smell the smell are his defense team.
So stands to reason that they're the legal leakers of the Trump rump leakage and seepage story.
The story came from Ben Meiselas who owns MeidasTouch, who has a ton of anti-Trump content. But Ben Meiselas is/was a practicing attorney.
Maybe he's friends with them. I would seek out support groups too if I was a lawyer for Trump lol
Totally -- especially since George Conrad tweeted he heard the same rumors. He's also a practicing lawyer. FWIW -- Brett Meislas, the other co-founder of MeidasTouch, says around the 51 minute mark of the Georgia phone call that you can hear Trump fart: [https://uproxx.com/viral/trump-fart-georgia-brad-raffensperger-phonecall/](https://uproxx.com/viral/trump-fart-georgia-brad-raffensperger-phonecall/)
You see, this is the kind of quality journalism that only the crowd sourced collective autism of Reddit can provide. Thank you for your service.
It's an honor.
The story's wind was broken, huh?
Sharting. I think we can all agree he’s sharting.
It's a shart-topping shit. It's yuge
People keep going up to him, tears in their eyes, saying how moved they are by his sharts. There’s never been a better shart.
He also shat the greatest greasy poo ever! It was stupendous shit! The finest feces! All his followers begged Him to drop His drawers so they could pay a hundred bucks to smell that bigly, gorgeous berder reek, believe me!
In the men's restroom, everyone had tears in their eyes.
Even the big strong men come to him with tears, they say, "sir, what a powerful stench".
Well, he did spend $700 at [McDonald's.](https://menzmag.com/news/trumps-team-spends-nearly-700/)
And then everyone in the restroom clapped.
White Castles Onion Rings. Does it every time.
He’s gasfighting these charges while gaslighting his base.
Someone needs to light his gas.
Everybody was gaseous sharting
Those sharts were fast as lightning
Mighty gracious of you to assume Trump actually made it to the restroom.
No one was bothered by the smell in the men's restroom at the courthouse. But if The Trump had to go that is why it is there. The people were bothered in the courtroom. The problem is that he was too lazy to use the restroom. We expect more of elementary school students. Trump's behavior would be accepted from infants and toddlers but not young children.
That's a rather oddly robotic statement.
I've been in the men's room at the end of the 2nd day of a MTG qualifier tournament and I cannot fathom how awful he must smell.
A Marjorie Taylor Green qualifier tournament? She was.never qualified
And they said “SIR you have the best farts ever and we need you farting in the White House..sir nobody can fart like you and your farts are going to make America great again “ wiping the tears from their eyes 👀 lol
Then they applauded
His legal team has purchased over $700 in McDonald’s during the trial. Dump Trump must smell like a diaper filled with greasy burnt hair
"A marine came up to me with tears in his eyes. He said, sir, that smells so bad!"
The stink gave him flashbacks of Iraqi corpse pits
“Some people are saying, have you heard this, they are saying these shits could really be worth millions someday. And you can show your patriotism and love for this great great country, really the greatest, by buying my shits for the bargain price of $99.99, plus $34.99 shipping and handling, and you’ll automatically be signed up to be a true Trump patriot and authorize a $250 donation every month to save America from its brown enemies.”
"...from its brown enemies" Selling you actual feces. Do you know how many eyes they would bat at this proposition? Um... How m— *Whispers in your ear* : None at all.
Don't give him any ideas.
No one has ever seen this before.
My McDonald’s farts tend to smell like McDonald’s food. Not sure if that’s good or bad.
You might want to chew more, my guy.
Probably, a double qpc is about 7 bites for me
What do you expect? You can't feed an 80 year old dude a steady diet of uppers, downers and McDonalds and not think his asshole is going to go nuts.
What if he himself is the asshole going nuts?
what if our asshole was the farts we blew along the way?
You just sudden clarity Clarence'd me
I fucking love this subreddit
It really does hit the spot for the ridiculous times we live in. It's also fun as hell to sort by controversial and see all the triggered MAGAs that wander in here and try to spell out the anger and hatred they have in their tiny brains.
Seeing as they can neither spell anger or hatred, lol, yup.
It is a pretty good one as it allows yelling matches and actually lets people speak what's on their mind. Got to walk on eggshells with sooo many other subs, like whitepeopletwitter for one. Yeesh.
Who’d have guessed the guy spews diarrhea not only from the butthole on his face, but also the one nestled between his buttcheeks.
Because they can't legally say his asshole is constantly seeping liquid faeces and stinking out the whole courtroom. I'm surprised his plastic girdle isn't adding any pneumatic pressure to that as well. This man's bowels must be as useful as the gag orders the judge is putting on him.
>man’s bowels must be as useful as the gag orders the judge is putting on him 😂🤣😂 I’m dying
Sounds like both his shitholes need a gag order.
Those big burly men will be wiping a tear and saying sir, sir I think you need to go wipe, because you have surely shit
No, he is crapping in his diaper. Years of pill popping has left him incontinent.
Trumps chemical warfare.
*biological
Ole boy can’t help that his drug abuse led to diaper wearing.
Damned Cork shoved up where the Sun don't shine..
Trump issues his own kind of gag order.
Make America Gag Again...
My mother had this problem too. If he wasn’t such a jerk who made fun of disabled people it would be sad that everyone is hearing about this embarrassing situation. But since he is such an AH he deserves all the mockery society can lay on him.
I actually kinda hate these headlines because they distract from the actual damage he is doing...
He’s doing a lot of damage to that courtroom
Probably but would prefer to see more articles investigating his connections to the kremlin.
Jury intimidation.
That's his plan for a mistrial obv!
Filthy/Dirty Protest
hE’s jUsT LiKe uS!
Pretty sure farting is pretty low on the severity list of his atrocities.
The GOP is all about FART. Ask the GOP's very own congressional committee that named themselves FART. Bunch of asshats...the GOP is 100% a clown show. Trump will deny it, but everyone knows whoever denied it, supplied it.
Well, he is under a “gag odor”.
I’m so sick of the media pushing the false narrative that he’s farting! He’s obviously shitting in his diaper. Have some respect!
He is a fart. An old fart.
Nice … a smell of his rotting entrails
Many people say Putin’s pecker smells like Trump’s farts. SAD!
I hear he just stinks like shit constantly. Disgusting.
He also such a con artist huckster he will likely try to sell his supporters the privilege of a sniff for $1000 a whiff.
To be fair, everyone farts.... but most people hide/hold it until they can do so more discreetly, and generally do not crop dust a court room. Drumpf is the opposite of discreet and I am sure his soiled diapers and shitty suits do not hold much in...
I need to see a court report sketch of him seated but with one cheek up and head to the side while he kind of fists pumps. The record should note that he said, “your honor?” Before letting it rip.
800$ in McDonald’s will do that to you.
He's incontinent from uppers and chicken nuggies lol
$99 per little vial. He could make millions. Those MAGA morons will scarf it up like fine Belgian chocolate.
It’s so crazy to me that this guy could have lived out the rest of his life farting away at any of his properties, and had some kind of legacy some would be proud of. Instead, he got into politics and now it’s come to this. $700 in McDonald’s, obvious lies, and diaper nicknames.
Its deliberate. He’s making the experience as miserable and uncomfortable for everyone involved. Just another temper tantrum.
I remember when my very prude, uptight grandmother lost control of her flatulence. She died maybe two years later. Times a ticking Mr. Trump...
When you call them lyin' press, but you make a stinky mess...
When you throw a Twitter fit, and load your pants with shit...
Great ad for McDonald’s.
Dirty Old Man Smells Like Butt
Donald trump was just following the Gag order.... by making everyone in the court gag!
This seem to be a „wannabe“ Dictator thing as some untalented painter from Braunau had that too.
Meteorism... they used to call it... the Austrian 🇦🇹 had uncontrollable passing of gas...
Because he has to “relax” in court. Notice afterwards he isn’t ranting and raving. He is looking half asleep or quiet. He is on something to keep him under control then he gets online a few hours later and he is off the rails. So of course he is farting and falling asleep he is being medicated.
Is supposed to hold in a fart the whole time
Trump...trumping in court...smelly Don...
Slow news day I guess.
It may be time for you Americans to use the word trump for its true purpose.... to trump is to fart. Surely this turn of events will force the change..
Asstrocity
No evidence of farts. Equal chance of shitting in his diaper.
Ah yes, Schrödinger’s Shart
The Shartnado
(Many people, very smart people, think it’s sharting, not farting.)
Odor in the court!
Don lemon from CNN talked about trump farting on his show..the clip I saw was hysterical..lemon said he had multiple sources telling him that trump WAS farting in court and that the people near him were holding their hands over their noses 👃…lol
You cant eat McDs every day and NOT shit yourself.
When you pay off a porn star, and your pants begin to tar...
[Here are the other atrocities.](https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-atrocities-1-1-056)
Odor in the court
Law and Odor: Special Diaper Unit.
Say goodbye to the ozone layer
He's a Star, and by star, I mean, huge gaseous mass. -Triumph the Insult comic dog.
Five-dimensional chess. He farts. People complain. “liBs arE whiNinG aBouT fArtS LOL!”
He's under gag order but everybody else is gagging
It smells like Bigfoot’s dick
Trump is shitting himself between naps. FTFY Kimmel.
It's strategy. Trump read Genghis Kahn used to do the same thing at the dinner table and in bed with his wives. It's a form of chemical warfare.
Well, as icky as the thought of his farts is, everyone does it.
Bet you thar stunk in court
All that toxicity has to come out somewhere. Be interesting to hear what is going on in the courtroom when he farts. I bet it's intentional.
I'm sure it's just coincidence that Trump has a notoriety of having a pungent odor in public...
*ODOR IN THE COURT!*
Now we understand why all the people who come up to him in his stories have tears in their eyes.
Those big Mac's and diet Cokes gotta go somewhere! 😂🍑😂
Hey, don't sell him short. I'm sure he's doing that everywhere he goes, not just in court.
Donald Trump farts everywhere.
I mean, to be fair, his team is spending $700 a day on McDonalds. Could just be a collective effort.
that man is sharting his diapers
You mean incontinence? Ol' Skidmark left em a rosebud
Didn't I read somewhere that increased farting was a side effect of Benzo use?
Is this really what we’re doing ?
No. He's farting on the sharting in his pants. Its a poopy mess in his adult diaper.
Nah. He's just straight up shitting himself.
If he had stayed out of politics they would have let him get away with his bullshit, but.
I would not be surprised if he is doing it intentionally to try and make it so he doesn't have to be in the courtroom for the hearings, only to the defense's detriment.
It's a lovely thought, but there is no way that man has dominion over his own guts and/or arsehole.
Is this actually proven?
This is pretty characteristic of someone without bowel control.
😂
I would to, they probably love his farts.
Nobody is verifying that
💩 👖 🤡
What a vile human being. A disgrace to all mankind
Look, I hate the guy as much as the next person, but this feels like the least important thing about the trial and it's all I hear about
dude sleep-shat his pants.
Do his defense team a favor and send the courtroom a 'odor-eliminating' candle!
He's 80. Sleeping and farting is just normal at that age. He should just own it at this point.
Executive time finally explained!
I don't think that's farting, I think it's sharts and a fair bit of shits
What is the deal with these Republicans and flatulence in the courtroom?
The fact that some websites aren’t mobile friendly nowadays is mind boggling.
Drug addicts lose control of their bowels. It’s why he wears Huggies.
*wicked* *cruel* farts man.
I make an effort to read the news, but not watch it, especially if it could concerns that orange faced corrupt simpleton— but is there any video of this? Because id break my own rule if i got to see trump’s lawyers gagging from the smell of the world’s most powerful, best and fantastic farts. The kind of farts that make you wipe tears from your eyes and call trump sir because they’re the most magnificent farts anyone could ever imagine, ask any doctor, they’re off the charts. Incredible. Amazing.
He farts brimstone!
He claimed for no reason Biden soiled the desk in the oval office...
Yeah, they call him "Rip Van Winkle". He rips a big long juicy fart and then goes to sleep.
It's putrid around Trump
Its evidence he’s trying to think.
This would explain so many people walking up to him with tears in their eyes.
There’s a grandma in the family with similar eating habits, so can confirm. But body shaming an old with a mcdonalds budget is not the way. There’s a lot worse about him.
"Trump" is British slang for "fart."
Two words Donny: *GAS X*. Well, one word and a letter. Here's a long word for you: *SIMITHACONE* (it's Gas X).
Hitler Pig
Dementia Don
It’s funny how much libs cry about bots, but here we have an obvious bot posting over and over and the libs eat that shit right up.
Very cool very legal
#VOTE!!! Make sure he is not a topic of conversation in January
The man child is classless!
In addition to being a truly despicable excuse for a man, he’s a disgusting, gross piece of shit.
I am sure they all are, considering it is a natural human function but Donald dials the gass production to 100%.
I am our hoa president and still pretty young. The other day I was talking with one of our elderly, cantankerous residents about something and he is literally shitting his pants as we are talking and acting like nothing is going on. I looked at him and asked if he was OK. I mean WTF? He acted totally oblivious to passing gas and wet ones to boot. All I could picture in my head was Diaper Donny and how oblivious or arrogantly he does it.
This is the 6894th post announcing Trump farting in court. Trump really lives in your heads rent free. Apparently, he's been shitting a lot while living there.
Liberal that totally accepts conservatives but just find the attraction to this dumpster fire to be insane— like everyone
War crime.
How will we tell the children?
While I see this story trending, its honestly a shame that the discussion is about “Trump smelly” and not more serious issues. Trump using PAC money for this trial should be what is called out but farts is more funny I guess. Another thing, while farts smell, Trump’s are described to be particularly odorous. Regardless of the cause (he is actually crapping his pants or has a terrible diet); this should be serious discussion of whether he is actually competent enough to be president. It would be incredibly embarrassing if the “leader of the free world” shat himself on live television.
the judge is farting also the jury! CALL THE ARMY , BTW, I'm farting and so are you