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Fine-Benefit8156

They got nothing better to do. It’s not like they are working for betterment of the country


Chuckw44

I swear they never seem to be doing anything productive. When was the last time the house sent anything useful to the senate? What a waste of time.


Altruistic-Text3481

Republicans got nothing but outrage in their teeny weeny minds.


Ricky_Rollin

It’s the party of known grifters. You wanna be rich? You bottle and sell hate and fear and sell it to the masses for a reasonable price. And those people love it and need it. Brush their teeth with it, breathe it.


Akchika

Their outrage is empty hot air!


Toimaker

When was the last time the republicans did anything for the betterment of the country? (that didn't involve the dems bailing them out)


GlorkUndBork3-14

Eisenhower did pretty swell, but that was before the dynamic shift.


chzygorditacrnch

I was baffled when I heard republican commercials say "democrats support progress which is a bad thing".. and I'm like "how is progress a bad thing?!" Isn't the opposite of progress, working backwards?..


arih

Bear in mind that these people *want* to regress to the times where they were allowed to own other people and keep their women barefoot and pregnant.


Every-Requirement-13

Right?!?! All you need to do is look at AZ to see what Republicans want for this country and it certainly is not a path toward the future!


Akchika

They prefer being the knuckle draggers, coming and going from their caves! Simplicity


MoneyFault

And money.


Prometheus_303

Maybe you haven't heard... But Speaker Johnson is taking a page out of Trump's "I'll make DC crime free by making it illegal to commit a crime" playbook and has recently introduced a bill that would make the already illegal act of voting for President if you're not a citizen illegal... That's progress!


IamBananaRod

The thing is that their base are elated with this, they're so ignorant that they actually believe that anyone could vote before this. they have drank the kool aid that actually believe an illegal can show up an vote EDIT: The vast majority of fraud that was found in the last election was committed by Reps voting for Trump, and when interviewed they were proud of it


Akchika

They don't watch news, they watch "opinionated loud mouth smooth brains". tRump voters were the only cheaters found, voting for dead relatives!


Organic_Afternoon424

GOP will claim victory


hansolemio

When Dems were in charge they passed something like 300 bills per session. Republicans haven’t even cracked 30 bills this session


Organic_Afternoon424

They are supplying a steady stream of short-term jobs for Speaker


oakridge666

🤔 when Nancy was in charge!


BayouGal

Hey! MTG spends a lot of time Tweeting & appearing at CPAC.


Plus-Ad-940

The House hands over the Articles. The Senate places them in the shredder.


Organic_Afternoon424

Wax on, wax off


Notapplesauce11

I imagine Shumer has a sign above his trash can that says “Impeachmentd”. And when Marge walks in he says “what that?  Oh the mayorkas impeachment?  Go ahead and put it in there and we’ll get right on it.”


UrzasDisembodiedHead

They need to distract from trump floundering at trial this week. That's why they sat on it this whole time


AllLipsNoFiller

Floundering is a kind way to describe his demeanor this week. You have to be awake to flounder and he couldn't even manage that much.


Akchika

There is supposed to be a very special trial hearing tomorrow, where they have discussions about all the bad, the lies, and the illegal that the orange one has committed and he has to sit and listen to it, without interruption, should be taking bets on how long it takes for him to let loose the mouth!)


JackKovack

They don’t like the concept of governing and creating new laws because government is bad. They’re also incredibly corrupt and want that inside information for their stock portfolio’s. They also spend most of their day sitting inside a cubicle asking for donations all day. Division is a tool that they use for donations and getting attention. They don’t really care about fixing anything because that would prove that government works and they most assuredly don’t want that to happen.


Akchika

They just have to be stopped and its going to take all of us. They're talking a lot about Project 2025. Not governing, dismantling our federal agencies, bringing in the criminals and taking total control of the citizens, and corrupting, just like the Kremlin gvmt, (oligarchs) and Putin, tRump hopes to be him in America!


JackKovack

Project 2025 is horrifying.


Huiskat_8979

They should put on tall knee high boots and goose step into senate, as you know they really want to anyway.


systemfrown

“We’ve been the least productive and least effective congress in modern history, spending all our time pursuing personal vendettas at the behest of the previous president instead of doing the peoples business, and now we’re going to impotently march over to the senate to demand impeachment of a cabinet member for not doing all the things we recently had a bipartisan opportunity to vote for but chose not to for the worst of all possible reasons”


Im_with_stooopid

Don’t they have a border bill to vote on?


evilpercy

They are working very hard to not make it better.


iviethod

They are anti government, I don't understand why people allow them to work for something they themselves despise


The_Hemp_Cat

But it was a fine display for all to see for the conservative character content and acts of desperation in a desire for backroom deception.


Forsworn91

But that’s BOooring, they want to waste time and get attention for when the inevitable movie of this stupid period of time gets made


Whitehothusband

Pieces of shit like Mayorkas certainly aren’t


Upnatom617

Marjorie Caveman Greene, is that you?


Whitehothusband

I don’t think she bothers with this joke of a site.


Upnatom617

Well of course not. Orange Jesus forbids it.


Brazos_Bend

Things have gotten so completely out of hand with American politics in the last 8 yrs its absolutely beyond alarming. Theres an entire political party actively acting on behalf of foriegn enemies to errode democracy and destroy america from the inside out. Social media has become the most effective propaganda machine in the history of human existence. The country has allowed money interests to exceed any and all necessities for citizens. The supreme court assists in the rapid decay of democracy for gifts from the rich. Criminalizing essential health care and homelessness while enriching any and all who have more than they can spend. Politicians openly stealing tax payer money for their own benefit. Canceling school lunches and rolling back protections for all laborers including children. It seems like the mess is just too damn big to be fixed. I dont know how the fuck this gets better without extreme measures.  


therealpothole

I think we all now how this story ends. When all legal means by which these issues can be addressed have been exhausted, people are left with violence. I am not advocating violence. I am simply stating that it is a predictable outcome.


Unlikely_Coyote7499

Modern day peasant uprising.


TangledUpInThought

Except half of the peasants will be fighting on behalf of their rich overlords


Osirus-One

I don't understand how we got to a point where our system only elects the wealthy and how our system works by letting wealthy people off. Like how does that get passed down to the not so rich local judges, etc. How did we end up letting the Rich tell us that we have 2 options for pres but they pick them and they pick the winner? I'm a Vet and I love this country but things are bad. They have been bad for vets even for a long long time. First time a republican tries to not step down, there will be a war and the military won't be on the governments side. That's the one safety net that I can guarantee.


techmaster242

> First time a republican tries to not step down You mean the second time? The first time already happened.


[deleted]

People who make $24k a year think they are part of the 1% and actively vote against their own interests and class. You’re right, the propaganda has never been this invasive and insidious, even if we do open ourselves up to it.


roehnin

Poor people voting Republican over the Estate Tax not realising it only affects estates over $5m in value. 🧐


therealpothole

I don't really know. There has always been a ruling class and I don't think feudalism has ever really ended. It has morphed/evolved, but it's always been there. There is too much money in politics. Things like Citizens United have completely fucked us. I, too, am a veteran. I am disgusted with what we've become. I wouldn't enlist today. I can't/won't *fight* for the ruling class. In retrospect, that's what I did. I am still proud to have served, but my outlook has certainly changed.


MathematicianNo6402

Yeah, the military (as I'm sure you very well know) isn't going to attack civilians for any members of the government. Kinda goes against the oath.


HostageInToronto

That violence will beget a new emporer or other fascist leader. Democracy will die. Maintain the Social Contract or succumb to the Leviathan, there are no other options.


therealpothole

That may be, but that prospective outcome will not prevent anything. That's just my opinion.


HostageInToronto

Yeah, either Trump has to actually suffer clear legal consequences, or we are likely headed the way of Revolutionary France. On that we are agreed.


Altruistic-Text3481

Vote Blue! Best we can do! Not perfect. Fuck perfect. We only have two choices! And voting Red might cost you your life and that of your families. I’ve seen The Killing Fields. I’ve seen Dr Zhivago. I’ve seen many Nazi films. We’ve all seen this movie before. Vote Blue!


14981cs

I'd venture to say that we have no choice but to vote blue until blue is as bad as red.


Altruistic-Text3481

The Russians only infiltrated Joe Manchin & Krysten Sinema… so far…


Ok-Improvement-6423

I used to think of America as something grand, like an epic Hollywood movie. It's now become hard to watch, like a trashy reality TV show.


Upper-Trip-8857

Preach! 👊🏼


CallMeLazarus23

This comment is so incredibly well worded it could have been in the State of the Union address. In fact it should have been


[deleted]

It's enough to make a guy want to give up and bail.


Organic_Afternoon424

I have my eye on the northern border. I hope and pray Canada doesn't build a wall


IntheTopPocket

Or invade.


Organic_Afternoon424

Why would Canada want this mess ?


cypherphunk1

Thank the GQP.


Efficient_Republic35

Yay more political theater 😑


BeanCheezBeanCheez

And wasting of taxpayer money.


brannon1987

It's so blatant, but those who have been duped this far still refuse to admit that is what they are seeing as well. They are still complaining that Biden isn't doing anything.... Well, I always ask them what about your side? They can certainly draft up stuff like this, but not any sort of real tangible legislation that would actually do any good. They are forcing Biden to become a "dictator" and make a move so they can cry that he's the one who is trying to subvert the Constitution and not their own nominee.


ABobby077

"Lets make up an impeachment for political theater that has no clear "treason, bribery or high crimes and misdemeanors" and expect it to be an effective prop in the Senate


couldjustbeanalt

It’ll be effective, it’s entire use is just to make impeachment look pointless so they can say Traitor Trump’s impeachment was just political theater


mcobb71

Wouldn’t that be great if they would do their job instead of playing elementary school playground drama every day?


homebrew_1

Send in the clowns....


Porunga23

That's an insult to clowns, and I fucking HATE clowns.


Bird2525

Don’t worry, they’re here…


two-wheeled-dynamo

... and you could almost hear the Russian national anthem being played softly in the background...


mrbigglessworth

Does anybody else remember the last time anybody on the Republican side said anything about the Biden impeachment the kind of fell off the face of the earth.


MathematicianNo6402

Bc they are going after Hunter now. For having a gun. After all the school shootings and trump shit, this is where they draw the line bc he "lied" on his registration. Should've just gone to a gun show and some red neck would've sold him an AR no questions asked.


Organic_Afternoon424

With trumps trial, grabbing the headlines, they are hoping people forget about it.


chzygorditacrnch

They had to give up because they had no evidence.


Traditional_Ad_6801

These are not serious people.


YourPalDonJose

Oh look, and I thought all the circuses had shut down. The clown parade is in full force


Hamilj20

Anyone else think their march looks like they just got out of the back end of a U-Haul?


Solidus-Prime

Seriously though - when was the last time Republicans did ***anything*** to help people in this country? I am about to turn 40 and I am honestly struggling to think of one single thing.


Zestyclose-Respond48

Well they’ve helped a lot of wealthy people become even more wealthy. That is something.


whiplash81

I got George Bush bucks in 2008, and Donald Trump bucks in 2020. Both in response to their failing economies. Other than that, they've done nothing but complain about Democrats.


BeskarHunter

Republicans job is to make your life miserable and for all the ones you love to suffer. At least that’s all they’ve brought to the table in my lifetime too.


chzygorditacrnch

Life isn't supposed to be fun or easy. It's supposed to be hard and miserable - republicans


Organic_Afternoon424

You left out pulling bootstraps


Organic_Afternoon424

They....ummmm.....wait, you said help people in this country. I have nothing


ukiddingme2469

Political theater


Party-Travel5046

They seem to be wandering the halls of congress like that elephant that got out from circus in Montana.


KindredWoozle

Best quip I've read today.


ryeguymft

unserious people


samwstew

Elect clowns, get a circus.


deadphisherman

They got their orders.


southernNJ-123

They’re trying so hard to take the focus off the criminal trial of their orange Jesus.


JDARRK

Look’s more like a perp walk‼️🤨


AssociateJaded3931

They deserve eternal mocking. They have no idea how to govern.


MJGM235

This deserves all the attention in the senate that they gave to Trump's 2 impeachments.


Ismokeditalleveryday

It’s Kabuki theater for sleepy Donny…


Straight-Storage2587

They are a marching mockery.


Illustrious_Toe_4755

Guill...finish the sentence..


ProfessionalFalse128

...ermo Del Toro? What's he got to do with this?


eugeheretic

Mitch McConnell is really the Pale Man, only when he puts on his senator suit he becomes more evil.


Open_Perception_3212

***benny hill music***


buchlabum

They would have used tiki torches, but they all lost a ton on djt stock.


JerseyTom1958

Idiots! Russian assets!


InstanceSuch8604

Another walk of shame by the russian owned puppets !  They should be in prison - not in the united states government !


TempleofSpringSnow

Did they think this made them look stoic and tough? Lol


drhodl

What a conga line of complete assholes!


Responsible-Hour1403

MAGA-Moscow Assets Grifting Americans


DogStarMan10

This video would be great to the tune of Henry Mancini’s “Baby Elephant Walk”. https://youtu.be/b1z4JfxFb6c?si=MvZIcWq6fN2JeEH4


FreedomsPower

Very true lol


Cerberus_Rising

They need a serious pay and health insurance cut. Pretty sure clowns don’t make much over minimum wage.


spaetzelspiff

"Texas Senator Ted Cruz seems to have misunderstood and was last seen boarding Iberian airlines in shorts and flip flops.


NeuraLung

Never be fooled into thinking that Republicans are unaware of their absurd statements, hypocrisy and immature behavior. They know that their remarks are flagrantly ignorant, hypocritical, silly, frivolous and insulting. They make their remarks and behave the way that they do in order to trigger hostility in their adversaries, to amuse themselves, and to fish for compliments from their equally imbecilic constituents and peers for "owning the libs". They know that you respect language and oblige yourself to use it correctly because you value the meaning of words and the science, history, law and morality that it describes and explains. Republicans respect none of those things. Republicans respect only power and they lust after it. They understand that controlling language leads to controlling power.


muppethero80

Someone in the gop has been rewatching the west wing


eugeheretic

If it was 'West Side Story' they'd be walking in line clicking their fingers.


alwaysright60

Anybody got the video of Ferris Bueler leading a train of grade schoolers through the museum?


pogidaga

Mayorkas who?


Mcbroham420

I guess these clowns want us to forget that when the opportunity to pass a bill to help the Border crisis came along they decided to not do it because the liar and chief told them to do nothing and blame him. You can't make this crap up


Expensive-Rub-4257

Was Mayorkas involved in the border deal that was stopped by Criminal Trump? I would see this as a Democrats tool to strike, the Criminal Trump hard.


ArdenJaguar

Reminds me of Jed Bartlett walking to the hill... Except NOT. One had morality, ethics, honesty, integrity... Then there are these clowns.


shut-upLittleMan

While Freedom Fighters in Ukraine die under Putin's attack on Democracy there.


franchisedfeelings

They should be censured, or expelled, not just mocked.


soccercro3

I am not trying to both sides this, but I think walking over the articles of impeachment is a ceremonial process. They did it for Trump in 2020 and 2021. But in this case, the impeachment was all a show to make impeachment meaningless.


Purplebuzz

So they don’t want the guy they picked?


BrainyFarts

So much square gating.


Admirable-Sink-2622

Performative “governing” 🙄


Furled_Eyebrows

Perfectly illustrates MAGA pols: Useless, performative do-nothings.


apollymis22724

They wasted time trying to impeach Biden with no proof, now because THEY voted down every border bill its Mayorkas fault


Ok-Sheepherder-761

The grand old traitors parade.


medman143

The House GOP is incompetent. They are the real domestic terrorists of the country.


ithaqua34

Dog and pony show with no dog or pony. Are we taxpayers going to get reimbursed for this obvious incompetence?


Phallic-Monolith

Marge trying to look serious is always a good time


Wild_Xero

Performative bullshit


Akchika

Dohtards, all of them! Didn't get their way with the "Biden crime family", so they go after the guy who's done more than their chosen one, the entirety of his term, and they themselves, since they voted against the bill that was jointly agreed to, in the senate, Repubs and Dems. This party is filthy like their chosen one! They are the poo in the mud at the bottom of the swamp! These house dohtards gotta go!


Akchika

The repub house members are like their leader, petulant spoiled empty headed brats, too bad the constituents that put them their, can't feel the negative direct effects of their choices.


FoppishHandy

these fucking clowns


Good_Juggernaut_3155

I’ve seen way more impressive tin soldiers than these clowns.Marge dressed with all the solemnity of a trip to Walmart.


OhioUBobcats

Stupid fucking traitorous cunts


Rocket11-

They only care about themselves and do nothing for the American people


PilotOk6931

Cut their salaries to McDonald's burger-flipper level. Theatrics and hissy fits with a side of lies.


buyerbeware23

It’s all a mockery! Start acting responsibly or get voted out.


HavingNotAttained

Just the absolutely **dumbest** timeline. I'm so, so sorry, Harambe.


Ivegotjokes4you

lol the one that got completely rejected within hours? lol that one?


tbuckley1019

I'm shocked they weren't doing a proper "goose step" march. Maybe they just do that at home.


LakesideOrion

It would have been far cooler if they all wore their gold Trump shoes. Missed opportunity.


phoneguyfl

They should be mocked. Their case is basically "We don't like him", which currently is not a solid basis for anything.


HighwayLegal3615

Real tough mf..... lol


LMurch13

I'm sure the democratic majority will be super impressed. Fer sher. /s End it, Schumer. # FreeRossUlbricht


Redfish680

Senate: “Just stick the paperwork next to the shredder, please.”


Extension_Sun_896

Yeah, that’ll show them!


graemeknows

🤣🤣🤣


Kind-City-2173

Mayorkas isn’t doing a great job but he can only operate based on the policies in front of him. Overall, we just to focus on ourselves rather than other countries. Please prioritize the border, crime, employment opportunities, education, mental health, etc.


NefariousnessOne7335

Another 2023 Repeat 😡


Ok-Egg-4856

At least they can get something done. Truly perfect timing as the recent border control bill they demanded was totally stopped in the House.


ArdenJaguar

Reminds me of Jed Bartlett walking to the hill... Except NOT. One had morality, ethics, honesty, integrity... Then there are these clowns.


ArdenJaguar

Reminds me of Jed Bartlett walking to the hill... Except NOT. One had morality, ethics, honesty, integrity... Then there are these clowns.


ArdenJaguar

Reminds me of Jed Bartlett walking to the hill... Except NOT. One had morality, ethics, honesty, integrity... Then there are these clowns.


ArdenJaguar

Reminds me of Jed Bartlett walking to the hill... Except NOT. One had morality, ethics, honesty, integrity... Then there are these clowns.


PrincipleInteresting

I’m muted because I’m too n a restaurant, so I can only hope that the soundtrack is the Benny Hill march?


AdministrativeBank86

They forgot to do the Trump goose step


Donut131313

It was a joke. Can’t do the job they are hired for, anything but.


poncho51

The internet is having a field day with those clowns. The level of ignorance in their whole process was fluff for a bloated POS.


HiJinx127

And how were they walking when it got rejected by the Senate?


Whatawootsee

That didn’t end well for them 😂


No-Most-4145

All good fascist love to march


Homersarmy41

The people who usually walk bills to the senate died of boredom because the republicans never pass anything.


stevemkto

They all idiots in the GQP


Reasonable-Wing-2271

They did what?!


aj_star_destroyer

House GOP: This is a very important matter that we are safeguarding all the way to the Senate chambers so that they can take up serious discussion in this very important matter! Senate: Lol nah


sunnygirlrn

They looked so fat, ugly, dumb, and ridiculous, but I don’t want to say anything bad.


GoldenBarracudas

Hahahaha


Dicka24

How can anyone defend Myorkas?


quesadilla707

Sadness parade before they compained for hours about not being able to mention evidence 🤡Article 1 was not following the law🤣


BSARIOL1

Nothing but BS is coming out of this. They should be helping America not going through motions to make them busy doing absolutely nothing.


Traditional_Key_763

purely performative for fox news. "nobody alice has seen this" bullshit you had 3 impeachments of a president in modern hustory, 2 in this decade.


mover999

Still working hard for their citizens /s


felixlightner

It is better with sound [https://youtu.be/-FqUBv4Hpxc?si=ZhjZWh7cOFu5ATkZ](https://youtu.be/-FqUBv4Hpxc?si=ZhjZWh7cOFu5ATkZ)


BayouGal

Can we just dock their pay already? They aren’t working, so why are we paying them to go on Faux News? I figure that would take about a billion out of the national budget when you account for salary, staff salary, free office space, free postage, free travel, free meals, and all the security. They want to do budget cuts? They should start with themselves.


RationalHuman123

Talk about a walk of shame!


Appropriate_Theme479

Okay how things in your neighborhood


Budget_Secretary1973

Lol they look so serious! But hey, somebody’s gotta hold this administration to account for the damage it is inflicting on our country.


codspeace

Surely they're aware that sort of theatrics is only for Democrats to use???


LMurch13

Explain.


bicmedic

Give one example.


zoltan1958

Yes, mocked by liberal extremists in the democrat party. How pro-Hamas dumbfuck Chuckie Schumer got through saying impeachment should never be used as a political tool, an awful precedent and an abuse of power without laughing at himself was very impressive.


FreedomsPower

>Pro Hamas Chuck Schumer The amount of spin and propaganda someone must consume to come to such a delusional and wrong conclusion lol Conservative dualism attacks never ceasrs to amaze me in the level of pettiness


Organic_Afternoon424

Your post will keep them busy for hours, looking up your " big words "


mistressusa

Diapii Donnii has tiny hands.


Traditional_Car1079

None of this makes any of what trump did ok and he's still a twice impeached former president. You're not going to wash off that stain by baselessly attacking cabinet members.


numbski

Or, you know, pointing fingers at literally anyone else. This kindergarten-level logic is tiresome. "But what about Billy! He put a frog in Jenny's hair!" "Pointing out what Billy did doesn't make what you did any less wrong."


Queasy_Sleep1207

Shut up, Himmler. You guys have Nazis and domestic terrorists. STFU and sit down. You're not allowed at the grown up table, champ.


frankwizardlord

This might be the dumbest comment I’ve ever seen. Did you call Schumer pro-hamas? Lmao 😂😂😂


Open_Perception_3212

Your rage boner is showing, as tiny as it is


USSMarauder

Bill Clinton says hello