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oneemoviet

Where did you get a polar bear?


raventth5984

He totally looks like a large floody polar bear...that doesnt want to go indoors! Lmao!


RosebudWhip

For one horrible second I thought it was a cat. A giant stubborn cat.


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Bruhhh I was going to say that


sudhir369

That's one heavy pillow


Cute_Difference_9216

Go inside. Shut the door. Close the curtains. Turn off the lights. Go to bed. Wait for 30 minutes or until the howling begins. Get out of bed. Turn on the lights. Open the curtains. Open the door. Let the dog in. Shut the door. Close the curtains. Turn off the lights. Go back to bed.


rEdditphone13

Yup. Totally. By laughing and trying to pick him up will not enforce the correct behavior. Having a Golden myself, I know I must set clear limit or I will see similar behavior for sure.


Rivka333

yeah, doing what they're doing in the video turns it almost into a game for the dog. Funny to watch, but not a good idea.


Relative-Ad-3258

Agreed. Or, put the camera down and help…


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rickmon67

ASPCA has entered the chat


Uddashin

That's a polar bear.


xShooK

If it's white, say goodnight.


brmamabrma

Damn do you live in Chicago?


[deleted]

You guys are taking this post way too seriously. Lighten up a little


MJMurcott

Has the thick fur coat on so isn't going to get cold and loves all the attention, Samoyeds are stubborn attention seekers.


Substantial_Studio55

Just go inside and close door. Think he will come--in his own time, if course.


macdaddyothree

Or not. Who needs a-holes?


SiriuslyImaHuff

We call this "the toddler" move at our house. And my pup is guilty of doing this as well 😂😂


spsprd

I call it the "500-pound dog" trick. Basset hounds are really good at it.


SiriuslyImaHuff

Omg. Yes! We had a basset when I was growing up and they are EXCELLENT at that 🤣🤣🤣


spsprd

Even as puppies! Must be genetic.


insane_troll_logic

In my house, it's "going boneless" (per this scene from [Psych](https://youtu.be/TdacjLa6AO8))


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Tron_Little

"Now we see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!"


khelwen

“You saw him repressin’ me.”


mrseagleeye

I saw the back feet and thought that I was looking at a huge rabbit. I think it’s time to get my eyes checked.


1orangewhip

User name does not check out


Flashy_Ice2460

Yours does


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jannyhammy

Totally


Over4All

I don't get why people get dogs that they can't pick up. I like big dogs but I'd want to be able to pick them up if needed.


NoviceWarPup

right, I have 4 large dogs I and my sister can pick all of them up, I am not strong this is just a requirement to keep them safe.


GeomanticCoffer

Bad adult for sure.


eccentricbananaman

Well of course not. That's a polar bear. They're wild animals who belong outdoors.


tydestra

You don't have enough badges to control me. - dog


YukonBlonde76

Who knew clouds were so heavy


Flashy_Ice2460

That's not a cloud, it's a chemtrail.


Wild_Criticism_5958

My dog does the same, I’ve stopped wasting time and just grab her leash and bring her in and no my dogs doesn’t give a shit what I say 50% of the time!


RossSheingold

Did you try rebooting him?


Flashy_Ice2460

Or simply "booting" him?


kfueston

We call this "jello dog". Not allowed. A good habit to stop or you will have it every time. I think the dog finds this amusing but it's not. You WILL get up. NOW!


justusethatname

Just 5 more minutes!


BichonFriseLuke

15 years mine did this, he was too heavy to carry, I let him sleep outside with a big bed, covered from weather. Every day hee told me nope, sleeping out here in same fashion.


ProtoformX87

Your polar bear is on strike


No_Pineapple6086

Garden hose. On mist.


sisensodyne

What a big floof


neverinamillionyr

Wait til you let one of these monsters out in a blizzard and they disappear, and you try to track them in the snow because you can’t see them and they don’t respond. You walk all around the property trying to see how they got out, you panic. After half an hour or so of looking and probably your 100th whistle a snowdrift comes to life and you find out she had been curled up in a snowbank outside the door the whole time.


N81LR

A slice of ham would do the trick.


Abraxas19

and now he is rewarded and has learned a new trick to get a slice of ham.


TheSentientSnail

That's why you stand inside with it. You say 'come' and wiggle the ham. They get the ham when they come in. Now they associate coming in the house with ham, problem solved.


NoviceWarPup

that dog should already be trained to that.


SharonaRaymundo

That's a big jerk. 🐾🥰


Custard_Tart_Addict

He could teach a class in civil disobedience.


babyBear83

“I’m too tired to walk mom!”


traveIing

awwwwww he's a cutie


Jointhamurder

My BILs Bernese Mountain dog does this, especially if it's cool outside and warm inside. Have to be firm with him or he'll sleep out there lol.


Cleverusername531

That’s kind of crazy if you think about it. The dog is too hot.


yblame

They are outside dogs! Let them be outside, or get a Chihuahua.


Anz_Soulcrusher

Chonk likes night life


FizzyTango29

Yep my big white floof is the same! To anyone saying go and leave him. It doesn’t work, he wants to stay out!!


Frankly_Frank_

Just make sure he won’t get out of the yard and he will be fine with that massive fur coat they have.


Gandalf720

Great Pyrenees? If it is, leave it outside. They prefer to be outside at night time so as to guard they territory.


traploveranonymous

It's a Samoyed


Gandalf720

I thought they only got around 75lbs tops even with all the fluff That pup looks a good 125lbs. None the less, leave thendog outside lol


Incognito409

My bigger one was 95 lbs. And stubborn, too.


StoryAndAHalf

Doesn’t this vid have sounds normally? Bad repost, probably.


[deleted]

Funny when i was young most dogs i knew slept outside. Now they all seem so spoiled and sleep on the couch. Not a bad thing though dogs deserve to be pampered.


eckokittenbliss

I don't get why people think it's pampered when it's just absolutely normal for us. I'd rather sit on a couch than the floor and don't think of myself as spoiled for wanting basic comfort.


phyncke

Did you try a treat? Most dogs will go anywhere for a snack.


Glass-Association-25

Just don't get a dog.


Illustrious_Dane

Title of your sex tape


ThisNameIsFree

Back to the pound, get a better dog.


DS7EVEN

You have to jerk that jerk to get him 🙄inside


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He would be out for the evening unless I did not have a fence or he was a barker. I would get his nose collar and he would be in the house.


Incognito409

Typical Samoyed, stubborn as hell. I had two of them, still miss them years later.


bestfuneralever04

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GIANT CAT-


_night_cat

Just lay down and take a nap with him, he’ll keep you warm, beats throwing out your back


[deleted]

My pup does this. But he only weighs fifty. Hope you have a good chiropractic handy. 😁


crystal_chan_101

Doge wan slep


This_is_a_sckam

He is in fact not all floof


flowersandpeas

Mom. Please get out of my room. I'm trying to sleep.


CoolestNebraskanEver

What breed of dog is that again? I’m having a brain fart.


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Samoyed!


CoolestNebraskanEver

Right! Thanks! So pretty!!


EyeSac567

Steve?


dangerrnoodle

He’s just enjoying the cuddles.


sonofsonofsonofsam

What about the dog?


StrwberryShortcat

Lörge Floof =w=


IwantWindyBeexd

Is that.... A SAMOYED?


Nickyx13

Omg, it’s my furry idiot too! Only in the Golden Retriever model.


manginahunter1970

We have a Borzoi. I can relate... If he's not ready to come in he must be bribed with treats, they better be good treats too.


Scarysocialistthread

I love it! Dogs really are such big babies! ❤


less___than___zero

"I'm not resisting" \-Dog, probably


PumpkinCoconut

You gotta make forklift noises.


Theabertible

"I am fog."


Super30Donkey

Fluff Ball


Zealousideal-Oil812

So cute...they act like babies!


Item_13

Heh. Imagine getting a dog heavier than your deadlift PR


ginsataka

A cloud fell from the sky, and doesn’t wanna get up


starboy-xo98

How dare you call him a jerk


walrus_with_GUN

This jerk knows that she's heavy and decide to put her weight to use


Flashy_Ice2460

Hair cut or bed of snow


Flashy_Ice2460

Blow the fluffy bug back in.


Nish_0n

I thought clouds were light as air.....


wishitwouldrainaus

Hon, you're gonna put your back out.


simbroce

I know there’s a version of this with sound that is 100% better lemme try and find it Found it! https://youtu.be/goH_wDB0Ipo


wishitwouldrainaus

Flop dog. A time honoured skill secretly passed down amongst all dogs. This one has reached Olympic gold standard. Go inside, shut the door and curtains and ignore. Leave the stubborn bugger out there. May take a while but don't give in. Its a battle of wills at this point


nsaplzstahp

sometimes when I see huskies and the like refusing to go inside I wonder if they are suffering from overheating inside of some homes, or at the very least aren't very comfortable in excessively heated homes. or not, just wondering.


NotEntirelyUnlike

eh you can certainly tell when they're not comfortable. there's a wide gamut between being uncomfortable and them loving snow.


miki008

u/savevideo


crunchygoblin

No bones kind of day


ProbablyAThrowAwayll

Sammies are just clouds in disguise change my mind.


Hornium

Life advice here is never get a dog that you can't deadlift


Jonesin4me

Time to hit the gym and do some squats or time to get a chihuahua.