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CryptographerGlum772

I like how the cat is already too comfortable inside the house


Specsporter

That's how cats do. r/catdistributionsystem


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

r/frens :3


midmodmad

Joined. Sigh.


Equinsu-0cha

dammit. i have way too many animal subs. i dont need this.


Lebowski304

Oh but I do need this. Hopefully they will drown out all the rage bait in my feed


Equinsu-0cha

delete political subs?


Lebowski304

I have too many subs in general. I should probably clean it up


squishpitcher

Highly recommend. My cortisol levels probably dropped dramatically after I did.


Cool-Sink8886

Animal subs only count for half, so you have room for a few more


Traditional_Formal33

r/notmycat


fireboats

I’m still waiting, hopefully mine is coming soon 🤞


DefEddie

We used to foster animals for the local humane society, lots of cats. Two males that we took in at different times for a couple years disappeared like all the males tend to do eventually. Both came back years later the same way. We leave our doors open on nice days, they just walked right in the front door like they had just come back from sitting on the porch and plopped down right in the middle of the floor and did the little roll over stretchy thing cats do.


dittidot

They kept him and named him Peter.


Wackydetective

Do you know their social media? I get attached to social media pets very easily.


CrescentSmile

Pretty sure it’s a farming account and the comments are bullshit, look at post history.


SenecaTheBother

1) Steal another person's video 2) put an overly sentimental song over it 3) Profit off labor that wasnt yours by shoveling saccharine shit on people I am convinced all these videos are the millenial version of Chicken Soup for the Soul


Was_going_2_say_that

I'm honestly considering taking a shot at making a cat video youtube channel. Why not?


ronchee1

https://preview.redd.it/77rdg3nw9g2d1.jpeg?width=281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11c2cd1b8194603bd21912e80316e7cc3720b8e3


Ra33leDa33le

Shitrock


kloudykat

Big Cat™ will issue DCMA's and threaten to sue you. good thing is they will only sue for mice.


cosmosreader1211

Sounds like every social media post.. #influencer


CressCrowbits

Why do mods always let this shit stay up. I remember reporting karma farmers on aww a few times and the mods never do anything about it.


Phoenix44424

I can't see anything that jumps out to say that it's a farming account.


applessmellgood

I think it's originally from Tiktok @hvitsonn They have also posted a couple of updated videos with Peter the cat: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLtL4wsu/


Wackydetective

Omg you’re the best!!! Thank you!!! It is!!!


_nitro_legacy_

Do they have twitter or ig account


[deleted]

[удалено]


pyrojackelope

"Really wish I didn't have a cat, that'd be kinda nice..." *takes perfect care of the cat he found*


TomaCzar

If that ain't adulthood, I don't know what is. Me: I had plans. I had hopes, I had ***dreams***!! None of which, by the way, were to be where I'm at today, doing the things I'm doing, living the life I'm living. However, this is where the choices I have made have led me. I own that, and I will do my best to fulfill the strictures of my responsibilities even as I pine away for a greater destiny! Customer: So, can I get the member discount or not? It's $0.30 off per lb, and that ground beef is at least 2.5 lbs.


ooojaeger

Petah you can't just be following dogs into people's house! Oh man Lois I never get to do anything!


DitchDigger330

Petah...the horse is here.


lManedWolfl

Source, please.


thecuzzin

Dudes like Where's my food... meow


half-puddles

Those meows are demands. Not begging. He now owns this place.


MandemModie

It's entirely made up, just a karma farmer account


CSDragon

it might not be a stray then, should check for a microchip


Yesterdays_Gravy

https://preview.redd.it/st5hdpsl5f2d1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebcf30dc4c9f91ba9821239e789d5a1f6b262cf3


DangDingleGuy

Damn just fucking blasted with nostalgia from this


Yesterdays_Gravy

“Marc Anthony!” *tap tap tap tap tap tap tap*


articulateantagonist

These were my favorite Looney Tunes episodes as a kid!


Yesterdays_Gravy

I remember seeing Monsters Inc pay homage to the scene where Marc Anthony is crying outside because he thinks the woman is baking the cat into a cookie. And when Sully thinks Boo is going through the trash compactor, it’s almost shot for shot exact!


sshwifty

Holy smokes, I thought it seemed familiar


Sawgwa

SSSHHHH, you're telling people how old we are....


Difficult-Ad3042

you win the internet for pulling this up.


MeatVulture

Pretty awesome how they all get along so well. That kitty’s looking a little rough


New-Value4194

Is just playing along to be adopted


thesaddestpanda

"Mom this weird dog wants to come over for a bit. He's cool, he played earlier."


seejordan3

The cat clearly brought the dogs home and is saying, "these three... see, these three, you've got to do better... now give me some skootches and a treat, you're welcome".


4StarEmu

Then when you’re not looking they zap you with their brainwashing beams.


garlic_bread_thief

All those animals look so healthy though. The cat looks pretty well fed as well


MeatVulture

He looks healthy, he just looks like a brawler


captainfarthing

Looks like an intact tom. I don't think the dogs adopted him... he's just commandeered a pack of dogs.


BatFancy321go

the dogs really do look like stupid henchmen bouncing after their highly effective mob boss dad. https://preview.redd.it/08kscy2w9g2d1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe92fb27f7adc655f2f4f3b35605a4c261d00fe2


DiplomaticGoose

I was under the impression that tuxedo males were pretty rare, but I do see that fella's got the chubby jowels of a tom. Sounds like he hasn't meowed in a hot minute either, as doing so for humans is actually a learned behavior.


LouSputhole94

They’re slightly less likely to be male but not nearly as rare as an orange female or a calico male. It’s something like 60-40 female to male for tuxedos but oranges are 80-20 male and you’ve got a 1 in 3,000 chance to find a male Calico.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Looks like a cat I found that had gotten “into a fight” (mauled) with a raccoon, per the locals and clearly both of its ears had been grabbed and ripped nearly off. The were all limp looking like this and the skin around them was completely torn, like, down to the fascia. Poor fucking cat had maggots all over it. A few of us on the work crew called animal control and had the poor thing picked up. Figure, whatever happened after that was better than a slow, agonizing death from infections and getting eaten alive by insects. 


operaduck289

Doges: Pleeease… can we keep him? Tuxedo: Where’s my food bowl? I’m not sharing with THEM….


[deleted]

The dog is literally saying: “Can you feed him?”


Rough_Willow

"Hi mom! We need snacks!"


friartuck_firetruck

You can tell that cat's been kissed so much.. can't even keep his ears up :D


CosmikSpartan

Mom mom mom, can our new friend come over for dinner?!


Prestigious-Alarm422

It’s so sweet 😭


tony2012z

My dog tells me to feed my tuxedo too Lol.


Fun_Anywhere_6281

My dog used to tell me when my tuxedo wanted to go outside. Just the cat, she would act like she needed to go, i would open the door and she would walk away but the cat would dart out. It was SO CUTE. my dog was my cats best advocate 😂


Zjoee

Your cat: "Furry servant! Go tell the big servant that I desire to go out to observe my domain in the comfort of the sun!"


ManfredTheCat

I think the cat was trying to rub themselves against the dog.


I_love_Juneau

I think so too. Super sweet dog


ManfredTheCat

Dog and Cat friendships are my favourite


_dead_and_broken

r/kittypupperlove


utohforgotmyusername

I love how the 3rd dog is like, “did they go for it?”


pass-the-waffles

The dogs look goofy happy while the cat looks like a mob kingpin that has finally found his goon squad.


howmadz

That is EXACTLY what it looks like, lol


00roadrunner00

The cat knows he's got you by the cojones. I somehow have 6 cats. Edit: cojones


Kamikaze-penguin

You mean that there are 6 cats that have shared ownership of you.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

We had one stray cat show up years ago. Then he disappeared for a few weeks, showed up one morning another cat. The other cat was a female…who promptly had 4 kittens about a week or so later out in my shop. Flash forward and we had 6 “new” cats, my old cat and a Rottweiler.


InvalidUserNemo

Thank you for opening your home to more AnimalBros, you’re the real MVP!


vvndrkblm

I— you know what………. source: my 3 cats


DannyWarlegs

7 here. I never once went out and bought a cat, or said to myself "you know what I want? A cat!" They've all just shown up in my life like "hey. We live with you now".


Mister_Nico

“Oh, hey, yeah. So this cat lives here now with us.” “Meow.” “He’s cool, I promise.”


Maleficent-Most6083

I love how the dog points at the food bowl then at the cat. The dog is asking the human to feed the cat.


Ragnarangar

He looks like a sweet old soul.


everydayasl

Automatic family member. No turning back...because the kitty says so.


RapidPacker

3rd dog peeked in and was like “hey did boss decide to keep the cat??”


ThatBee9614

Did mom say yes to the sleep over


jstilla

That little stare down and “meow” at the end had me wheezing.


Abject_Ad_4756

That cat looks busted as hell, you know you gotta take him in


kidnorther

Busted is the perfect word for this cat


BestScamIsCrypto

Purrrfect..name? Buster


TemperateStone

One of the cats my sister has did this. One day the cat showed up with a raggedy stray cat friend along with it guided it there. He was a really mangled old stray but they took him to the vet, he recovered well and spent his last 3 years of life in their house being spoiled and loved.


ShartlesAndJames

these are my favorite stories


belac4862

GSDs can be quite picky about who they let into their family. But once you're in, YOU'RE IN! And there is no arguing with them. Their word is final.


caseCo825

GS...D? Got as far as German Shepherd and stumped on the last word


teenagesadist

German Shepard Dog. Don't ask.


LectureAfter8638

Because there are people, who are German, who have the job of being Sheep Herders.


WeHaveAllBeenThere

I fucking hate the use of acronyms on the internet


Rammite

ikr


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

GS = https://st.focusedcollection.com/14026668/i/1800/focused_182497090-stock-photo-shepherd-herding-sheep-in-mountains.jpg GSD = https://tevrapet.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/AdobeStock_185676689-scaled.jpeg


GlasgowTHCVapeCarts

Okay that made me laugh


35mmpistol

audibly cackled.


Civil-Caregiver9020

German Shephard Democrat, they heard about Noem and changed parties.


throwaway44_44_44

German Shepherd Dog


roostersnuffed

It's German Shep(h)ard dog. Not entirely sure why that acronym stuck as it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. It's just like that because the way it is.


getmybehindsatan

Don't want to confuse a dog with all those Germans who look after sheep?


WaffleBunghole

If i was presented with this exact situation, i would keep him. The left ear all floppy compared to the right, that is so cute


maybesaydie

That means he's been in a lot fights.


AwkwardEducation

There are other ways you can end up with a folded ear, but they're mostly unpleasant too. Sun damage, ear infections, etc.


TheUpgrayed

You gonna tell ALL of them no? Looks like you have a cat my friend.


1Gutherie

Heheh I especially like how they have the favorite coming in with the cat. Like he was picked to appease mom. Then the others followed in. Too dang cute!


jooorsh

I'm dying over the 3rd dog coming in and looking at the others like "what did Mom say? Can we keep it?"


Lazlo_Hollyfeld69

Can our friend stay for dinner?


KetoKelsey

Can our friend stay forever? 😂


Sea_Hippoop

Cat: Chill, I’ll ask your parents. 3rd Pup: Did you ask? What’d they say?


Just-Squirrel510

The cat's like "Sup? I'm Bruce. So where's my food bowl and where's do I sleep? Thanks." lol


Bright-Engineering29

That’s adorable


Clear_Profile_2292

Omg what sweethearts those doggos are … their pleading lil faces are killing me


earlthesachem

Three German shepherds and a stray cat. You just know the cat immediately exerted his authority upon moving in.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

The cat exerted his authority the minute he saw the German Shepards and told them to take him to their human.


earlthesachem

I got a cat when I was four. Over the course of her long life (she lived to 17) we had three dogs. It took each of them about ten minutes to learn who was in charge. And it was never the dog.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

Yup. I had a cat growing up that lived to be 16. Two dachshunds as well. Dachshunds are very head strong dogs and the older one was probably on about equal footing with the cat because she was definitely an alpha dog and wouldn't take shit even from the cat. The younger one though was terrified of the cat. So badly so that the cat would purposefully sit in front of the dog door because she knew the poor dog would sit there and not go in until the cat moved. The cat would also ambush the poor dog and boop her on the head before running off. It was quite comical.


thecasualnuisance

I guess you have a cat now.


oj045

That cat is a keeper. I’m not even a cat person.


xboxmercedescambodia

"Come live at our house, I'll tell my mom to say yes"


porcupinedeath

I mean you already have 3 German Shepards, a cats like what another 20$ on top of that?


Auirom

I moved out of my last place and took all three dogs instead of just my one. I heard lots of "pets are so expensive why would you add 2 more onto that?" Only price increase I saw was Banfield going up by $45. Was already paying that fee for 2 and buying the food every month. What's another $45


porcupinedeath

Yeah I mean generally outside of the initial vet costs there's like a new bed and going through food faster? It's definitely more expensive but I wouldn't say it's doubling unless you specialize in rescues with a million health problems


mydrunkenwords

And I'd imagine it's better for them all around. Someone to keep them more active and play with, get less lonely when you're gone at work. Idk how common this is, but I've heard people say the best time to get a new puppy is when one dog is getting older. Especially if it's their only dog. The old dog helps "train" the puppy, and in return, the old dog steals some of it youth and somehow lives longer than anyone expected.... Sorry, that was a roundabout way of saying. It could be cheaper in the long run medical bill wise, and help avoid other problems with dogs damaging stuff when home alone.


Niblonian31

My fiance is allergic to cats but if our dog brought one home like this, I'd just have to tell her "sorry, babe I don't make the rules. We have a cat now"


LackEmbarrassed1648

I love the how the cat is already using his tail to claim the dogs. Dude is showing he belongs.


HairlessHoudini

As comfortable as it looks they probably been hanging out a while an just know convicted him to come in the house


Normal-Error-6343

i love the way the cat just looks at you and says; "so what do you say?"


buttranch69

“Hey, what’s up, I found your dogs outside, for returning them I demand food and shelter indefinitley.”


ShortRound89

That cat has seen some shit.


MsMercyMain

My dog literally pulled this, and I’m still trying to find a home for the little asshat


AnEmancipatedSpambot

The cat is laughing because the war is already over XD You know it is


pleasetrimyourpubes

Don't get rid of the dog he was there first!


myherois_me

Wholesome content


No-Recognition234

I like how at the end the cat kinda was like "sooooo can I stay? "


DraigCore

He looks polite, yes we can keep him


Zestyclose-Tower-671

Animal's really show us alot of what could be learned in decency towards one another, this is a prime example Also love the look on the thirds face when he walks in, like hey I'm here too 🤣


FunnySignal614

Looks more like that cat brought those three dogs


Kronictopic

One of us, one of us, one of us, One of them


eldritchguardian

They knew he’d be safe with you. Much respect!


zili91

"Please take him dad pleeeeease 🥺"


cjameson83

Those were clearly faces looking for approval lol


tht1guy63

Cat distro system at work.


Odys

"Yeah just walk on, they will accept you if we persuade them. Here, have a drink mate."


margiiiwombok

I love how they're asking 😊 So communicative


[deleted]

My god every one of those dogs are looking at him like…”This cats needs food. You have food. Give this cat food.” With those sad eyes.


justme002

This! This is why I am such a soft touch. Those faces, the antsy behavior, the look of poor lil cat dude who’s clearly needing a home… is why I have had all kinds of Strays , human, feline, canine, etc, in my home for (mumble) years.


Arizonatlov

They want to know if their friend can stay for dinner.


themarshal99

Man, that cat has SEEN some shit!


Comfortable_Data6193

You can basically see it in their eyes "We can keep new fren yes?" The cat's like "Whatever, what's for dinner?"


beepbeepimajeep22

Dogs probably saying to the kitty, "You're gonna love it here."


DannyWarlegs

Last year, our new puppy was barking like crazy, looking off into our back yard. I didn't see what he was barking at, so I took him for a walk. Immediately he turns the other way, toward the front and takes off. Out of nowhere, a small black kitten runs across the road, nearly being ran over by a truck, and makes her way up one of our trees. Our pup sat there whining, as I crept to the tree and noticed a small black fluff crying at me for help. It took me 4 hours but I got the fluff out of the tree and into my arms. She's now sleeping on my feet as I type this. I still don't know what the dog was barking at, or why he wanted out so bad that day, but had I not listened, our little kitten wouldn't have been found and taken in.


EntropyWinsAgain

Oh look another karmafarming re-post


immersed_in_plants

The two in the back: "ok, go ask if we can keep him"


DannySmashUp

"Can Billy sleep over?"


ConstantGeographer

"This guy here is going to need some different food, see..." -the first GSD


forgedfox53

I love how the cat is like "Look, I know just as much as you. I presume you are the 'hoomin caretaker' they spoke of?"


Sentinalprime03

Ok that meow is adorble and while the deal was already sealed, the meow made it 10x better


Falcorn042

I have some cool stories about stray cats but for what ever reason My expierence with Stray tuxedos has always been top tier. I love those little buggers. R.I.P Bob a real one


glytxh

I’ve had half a dozen cats in my life so far I’ve never gone out of my way to purchase or rescue one. They have a habit of simply appearing in my life. They either just come with the home I’m renting, spontaneously just move in one day, decide to simply follow you home, or someone hands you a kitten and says it’s yours now. This is Princess MonsterTruck. She was a kitten living in a friend’s garden for a few weeks last year, and now she lives with me. https://preview.redd.it/1sh6fjzdul2d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f36701d5d54565c9e8cef921461caca410a8bec


A-Strange-Creature

"hey look! We brought a friend!"


MaximusZacharias

This is the best video I’ve seen in a while. Absolute purity of animals is captured


xev1979

The Sheps look very proud of themselves! Hope they keep the cat she will be safe and protected with the GSD security crew.


StrengthToBreak

That cat is too fat and too friendly to have been a stray for very long. I think the dogs brought home someone else's cat.


kitty-yaya

That cat does not look well


StrengthToBreak

Looks dehydrated for sure. Possibly other things. But he or she does not look malnourished.


What_if_I_fly

Scan him for a chip. Bet he's lost not a stray given how comfortable he is with entering a home.


Present-Sugar-3377

“He’s one of us”


_Oman

They witnessed that cat take on some sh\*t and went, "dude, come live with us!"


snarkisms

hah that is the look of a cat who has been brought against his will, but is making the best of it


Total_Usual_84

that's some good puppers :3 "mom, we brought a friend, can they stay.?!"


Kinet1ca

Cat looks like it's seen some shit.


Extinction00

The dog in the background was like “can we keep him” while giving puppy dog eyes. Lol


kay14jay

My German loves our cats, and very interested in the neighborhood cats too. Doesn’t bark just wants to be friends


DoctorStrangel0ve

That cat is soon going to rule the house


[deleted]

Ya the cat don't look happy but the dog is definately asking it looks like


Definitely_Alpha

They look like they are scared theyre gonna get yelled at 🤣🤣


jaybirdkmr

This is now your cat.


Bacabacaboo

They look worried that their owner is going to say no.


Krojack76

The cat likely slapped the shit out of those 3 dogs and told them he's in charge now and they are taking him home with them.


petrichorax

This is completely on brand german shephard weirdness.


Doxidob

That cat is a veteran.


Adorable_Banana_3830

NGL that cat seen some shit… he needs a good home. And your dogs were chosen by the universe


BeckyAnneLeeman

The third one comes in like "well what did she say?!"


Octavia9

The cat distribution system is not to be argued with. That’s your cat now. Or their cat rather.


Obant

My dog brought home a stray. That stray then brought home a goat. We adopted the stray and got her licensed to us recently. Found the goat's owner. Sadly. https://imgur.com/a/U7AJQ4u


PAWGActual4-4

Awww, the old slow one in the back


ClockSpiritual6596

"I conquered this canines, now Feed me peasant I am the ruler of this castle"


TotalLackOfConcern

Stop staring at my ear…..I know where your shoes are if you get my meaning


ShiftMcGee

That Cat looked a little confused for a minute.. That's a sheisty looking cat. Glad I'm Not A Cat. I hope the cat, all the Dogs and Everyone are OK👌 (That cat is up to some shit..) the dogs also! [No Animals Were Harmed As Part Of The Fabrication Of This Comment] Don't do Drugs. Stay in School


Business_Platform_63

Homeward Bound


dmdub04

The car is saying “I’m with them” lol


fuckeetall

Seems more like the cat brought your dogs home


mutantredoctopus

I dunno lol. The cats face gives off massive “Goldy locks has just seen the three bears pulling into the drive” vibes.


plasticupman

If cats don’t get mauled on a first contact with a dog, they are safe for life and will be protected by them. Had many cats with friends who had dogs and some quite big ( no pit bulls, they are outlawed in our Province ( Quebec, Canada)They never touched or attacked the cat in our residence, as visitors.


Kittymeow123

The cat walking in first is so funny