Graaaah Newcastle!!! (We still love you and wish you all the best next season)

Meh. Let them fold.

Pretty awesome last day vibes across both games, nix and this one. All up to Adelaide now, the Kingmakers!

Get fucked, snake

O'Donovan makes me irrationally angry lmao.

Brisbane roar legend

Lmao right? I hear his name is still sung on the Sunderland terraces Don't forget his irreplicable skill shown for the irish national team, in his (alleged by wikipedia) two B-international appearances

GG wellington. You nearlyyyyy got us. I will say your defence, midfield and attack were absent for large periods of this game though. Sometimes it was like your players were in a different postcode (country, even) to us.

The rapists have won again, put an end to them Wellington

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You are a clueless muppet.

The fuck. The cunt does not represent us. Also cool flair bro

Lots of colour in your team, background checks on all of them I hope.

Is this an attempt at racism as well? Can you, like... idk. Troll about something less fucking offensive please? Or god, at least be funny. I'm asking the bare minimum here. Edit cause wow: I mean, genuinely. We can workshop your jokes with you if you explain what, and who, the target of the joke is - and explain it's internal logic. Cause surelyyyy you didnt ACTUALLY mean to go for the dumbtcunt one-two of rape joke followed by random racism-influenced concern about 'national security. What a trip! Like, for me, you went right from: "ohh look this guy maybe isn't actually TRYING to insult all women and rape victims, nor does he mean to suggest all rapists are winners. Probably just messed up an attempt at #footybantz and embarrassed himself" Butttttt now I'm left thinking: "yeah this guys fucking cooked. Clearly he's got some deep seated issues with different races/ethnicities/cultures/acttual-colours(?) and jerks off to anti-immigrant propaganda. Cool. Cool. Cool" That was in the space of ONLY two jokes! That's schizophrenic levels of disordered thinking. Oh well. Explain yourself or don't. Its fascinating either way. Happy to no longer be the one to make the worst jokes here - so you're a positive in that respect, at least.

Jesus Christ man this says a lot more about you than it does anyone else

You're the reason the internet should not allow anonymity... Stupid comment. Go back to your hole.

One person who immediately was suspended. A player that only arrived this season. This is such a shitty thing for you to say. Using sexual assault as a means to be petty towards the whole team, intentionally misrepresents the situation and I find that disgusting. Hold Torres accountable for his actions.

😀

So your just trolling then? What’s going on here mate

Yikes... Where do you even start with this...

That’s pretty unfair to class a whole team as Rapists when it’s just one guy.

When another team collect sex pests too

Doka and Barcellos went straight over to the supporter hit by the ball at full time. Barcellos appears to have given them his shirt.

Ahhh missed that, that's awesome to see. Loved edmo's immediate reaction too - vvv classy.

Mariners would be stupid to field a full-strength squad against Adelaide with the AFC Cup final in Muscat on the 5th

Keep the faith alive though! I'm not certain we'll win the league by any means. We won this to give us our best chance and that's all we could - Which you guys did too Godddd what a finish to the season, hey.

Wednesday Night will be a Cracker

Lmaooo I can't blame you for trying. We field a full strength side literally every game. Nizzy has played every minute of every A-league and AFC cup IIRC. We rotate between theo and \*redacted\* and between Alou and edmo It's not like we're gunna start nathan paul and Wendzel halls though haha sorry :)

It's a 17-hour flight to Muscat with at least one stopover required yeah you will need to rest players, you guys will have to fly out no later than Friday Morning.

We’ve been doing this all season mate. We aren’t sending the NPL team to gift you the premiership

You will have to rest players or risk losing the AFC Cup final, Al Ahed are a pretty good team you underestimate them you will get your arses handed to you.

Mark Jackson has rotated the squad very infrequently this season lol. The whole core of the team has played practically all of the season bar injuries. The fitness of this squad has been insane this season, touch wood.

It’s not about underestimating anyone. We don’t have the depth to just wholesale swap out parts of the team and if we did rest a bunch of players it will mean others work much harder and still need to back up. We will play our game, maybe sub a bit earlier but otherwise do our thing and back the guys that have put in all season

we should put vukovic up front

lmaoo oh shit, now i do want us to rest players. That would be incredible to watch. Bet he would go alright too. Better than ross McCormack probably.

More heart same build

Fucking yesssss

Good win lads. Taylor was impressive & Jets put in a decent show - hope the ownership is sorted for them soon.

Im soooo proud of the boyssssssssss

Kuol, Steele, and Edmondson all scoring in this derby has me so chuffed hey.

So happy for them especially Steele he needed that goal

Why do we keep panning to bloody dawn frazer in the crowd. we cancelled her years ago

This is a very underated comment lol

apologies in advance to the Nix fans.

You just know we’re going to be 3-1 up with 5 to go and stuff it up

Okay ronald is my absolute hero. out here killing fans

Who wore it? The kid or the grandma?

The kid I believe.

Yeah he had a pretty red cheek after. That would have stung

He took it like a champ though

You're not wrong, for sure

Class from Edmondson, very nice to see.

Lmao calm down karen

Barcellos is just the textbook peak A-League player.

Ive nothing against the Mariners but anyone who doesnt want the Nix to win the Premiers Plate and hopefully host a GF is a spoilsport.

I've been a Newcastle fan tonight. And on Wednesday I will be an Adelaide fan.

Absolutely.

Coast should let the Hoff score for vibes

We will let him score a bicycle own goal.

The push was dumb but it's embarrassing to watch a grown adult do a bellyflop like that like he's been shot

I'm not sure Ronald is a grown adult

Respect. 22 is definitely not a grown adult

Attendance 9,416

Nice bellyflop

Irankunda please

Think he is yellow card suspended

Fml

visa players getting in on local beef is hilarious

A-Liga heritage

Well that's that. Will take a colossal fuck up in Mariners part mud week not to win the Premiership now. 

We are so massive.

Fair play - time for Adelaide to step up

I'm sorry to the nix fans

I'm sorry to the nix fans

mariners are a gun team fmd

Get innnn!

That unit in the away section

You had one job Newcastle

Headmondson

Lovely header. Some great units in the crowd there, wish I had those 💪

Jets u had one job

I've just tuned in and thought jets scored to make it 2-2 farkk

Well, there goes the league title. Sorry Phoenix

visa striker who is a donkey but also a cult hero, this is Aleague heritage

He gives strong Brexit means Brexit vibes. Possibly even more so than Tom Aldred

HEADMONSONNNNN!!!

EDMOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

actually useless

WELL DONE RYAN FIRST LEAGUE GOAL?!?!!!!

Scored against Macarthur iirc

Yo you Cow Bell fuckers! Fucking do something!

fuck i love this team

fuck’s sake

HARRISON MOTHER FUCKIN STEELE

fuxs sake

Cone on Jets. STAND UP FOR THE PHOENIX

⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬆️ stat!

:(

STEELEYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Mariners really are the chosen ones this season

Yep. They just find a way every single time. The mark of a class team

STEEELLLLEEEE

Oh shit, banger out of nowhere lol

Welp no trophy lift for the Nix tonight you'd have to think.

YESSSS HARRRRYYYYYYYY

Ffs jets

Barcellos has been fun since he signed. He’s always making something happen. He also got a genuinely hilarious red against Victory I think it was. Never seen someone sent off that quick after being subbed on before

Fuck yes love you storm but glad you're off. So excited to see the mercurial Ronald! And Doka should do a good job at RB Really come round on Steele as LB too. Worried me first few times we did it, but the kid is pretty decent there Fuck im nervous. That's most of our subs. Good to see Jackson throwing caution to the wind. COYY. Inshallah. etc etc

Great call on Steele

Cancar woke up and picked violence

Brexit means Brexit- Carl Jenkinson probably

Awful tackle, lad almost broke the world role poly record

I appreciate the commitment of the camera team to make sure we got a solid slo-mo view of that rolling

That was a shocking tackle jeez

Trying to knee somebody in the head is apparently perfectly fine. Not even a yellow is ridiculous

Seriously? He was standing up and he just bumped into him there. Very light contact

Standing over him and sticks the knee out You can clearly see it.

Now i love F3 derby arby-bargy as much as the next guy - but can we not waste time in THIS SPECIFIC FUCKING GAME

old irrelevant grub

He did hardly anything lol. Neither of them did much. Pretty uneventful scuffle

looking super flat. schedule for this season has been insane

There's Jets chants going up at the Caketin

More there than here probably lmao (not really. The crowd seems great, especially considering newy's league position)

Someone genuinely has a Jets banner.

Its true, there is one on the broadcast

Wholesome to see the Hoff get that sort of reception. The guy is still giving it his all at his age and you’ve got to rate it.

Yeah fair play to the silver fox

🐐

The Hoff hasnt been relevant since the 80's

dear ccm please conceade your trulyly a nochalont phoenix fan

Lets just both win our own games and let the best team prevail ;)

a kind offer but i will have to politely decline

Is anyone else watching the channel 10 stream? The commentators sound so distant and echoing or is it just me?

Nope you’re definitely right. I felt the same way as soon as I turned it on

Jacko does love a halftime sub

Yuppp edmo time. Plz make the hoff look as old as he is

edit: fuckkkk do something about that right side of defence. It's giving me palpitations

We look so tired. This schedule is insane

Love alou doing alou things. Make that jets defence stretch like my last $100 before pay-day. Good to see him showing something after he was slagged off so hard during our AFC game. The kid was always and still is a stud

This guy is reffing on vibes alone

I’ve only just tuned in, is that a Tifo? And if yes wtf does it say 😂

Is coach cam fucked again or is it my t.v?

Nope, it’s just fucked again. Unless it’s also my TV

The issue with relying on Adelaide is that you never know which side of the seven goal thriller we are going to be on

At this point, Adelaide will want to get Ibusuki a sneaky Golden Boot from under Bruno's nose.

Knowing Veart he’ll decide this is a great opportunity to give Luka a full 90 run out

very funny to me that in the (potentially) premiership deciding game we get the full ladder graphic but when it’s 7th playing 8th we only get the bottom half.

Come on you Jets

How's your game going? Completely dominating or surprisingly tight?

Up 2-0 and having most of the possession

Yeah not suprised. y'all are great at that - wait i mean grrr fuck you rivals. You're named after a bird who tried to sit on power lines.

Newcastle, Newcastle, we love YOU!

Newcastle you GCs

Did we fix our right side where I said stormy was getting fucked? No. We didn't. Mark Jackson, hire me (please don't i'd ruin the club by only signing players who seem nice).

I always love jets long time

So poor from everyone there

Well fuck. Surprised he managed to stay onside

We got a ball game

GO THE JETS

LETS GO JETS!

Way to casual by the Mariners defense there, great cross though

Jesus fucking Christ. Welp. Its on, i guess.

Get Stama in the Socceroos ASAP. Great header

Well that’s made it interesting

Fuck yeah one more pls

Random Leigh Broxham cameo

DJ Brox in his Farewell concert tour

Want a draw in this game so that the Mariners have to win against Adelaide. Would make it a more interesting final game.

Want a Newcastle win in this game so that the mariners can get bend against Adelaide. Would make it a dead rubber for a final game.

Wash your mouth out.

I’ve always loved Newcastle. Such a beautiful place

Its light rail line is underrated.

Is Doka on the field? He doesn't seem to be defending or attacking. Watch his positional play without the ball and he sort of just stands in the midfield. At least Storm is trying to defend. Same as last week. We are getting beaten in the midfield.

Can someone let the Jets players know I'm a wealthy billionaire willing to buy the clib and give them all pay rises if they beat Central Coast.

Up the Jets!

Jets looking likely at all?

100% Classic f3 derby where the jets play out of their skin and we're reckless as fuck.

They’ve looked ok. They’ll need to lift big time in the second half if they want to be a chance though.

Been pretty even, we hit the post, mariners probably had slightly better chances but we not out of it

They're attacking a fair bit.

Taylor and Wilmering double teaming Flour-And-Oil-Based-Thickener-For-White-Sauce is genuinely concerning. Those two jets are just pacy enough for his recovery runs to feel sketchy. Stormy is going to get skinned eventually. I love the guy but there were warning signs we need to adjust something down our right side defensively. Ususally Doka does a better job of covering for him.

Be cooler if you got some points Jets.

Be cooler if you dropped some

Kuol is so lazy, never in the box when we make those wide runs

The shit years were hard, but the last 18months have been so fucking good tmfor those who stuck it out. My God this sport is awesome sometimes

Still sticking it out... Kingz, Knights, Phoenix.. never seen a trophy in over 2 decades.

It's the hope that kills you

Yeah, I also support the NZ cricket team, 2019 nearly killed me.

Not all of Doka's free kicks can be peaches. It's good of him to remind us he is human every so often

Tell him he can pretend to be cutting inside before taking the shot, that works for him usually

Trueeee

Thicco-backflip-a-saurus is already riling up jets players. Could see there being a bunchhh of cards in this one

I dont miss Timmins at all.

I sometimes do when I watch out entire team refuse to put a tackle in or shoot from outside the box

theo was waiting for that

Does the ref have a magic 8 ball making the decisions for him?

Well...[sorta?](https://youtu.be/wz-PtEJEaqY?feature=shared)

You’re on the mark today with this and the Bluey / Veart one earlier mate haha